1. Post #481
    Gold Member
    axemunger's Avatar
    May 2008
    1,244 Posts
    So I was playing on Foundry with a friend on the opposing team. we managed to push my friends team to their last point & they manage to hold that point for about 10 minutes. He starts gloating about his new sentry spot on top of the container & how my team won't be to win. I switch to Demo & get a medic to uber me as I charge in, I manage to launch some stickies up onto the contain & blow up the sentry before it ever had a chance to fire at me. Then I run around the corner, spot the other engi nest overlooking the point, I cover the sentry in stickies & then-en-en-en-en-en... hl2.exe has stopped responding... FUCK!

    Later I join another server, again it was on Foundry this time playing as a direct hit soldier. My team had just managed to cap the middle point & were starting to push onto the next point. An enemy soldier & scout somehow got behind my team & tried to cap the point. As I go back to stop them a medic ubers me, obviously wanting me to push forward but I was already commited to stop the back-cap. So I fire two rockets at the soldier, the first rocket launches him into the air, the second meets him in mid air a split second later-er-er-er-er-er... hl2.exe has stopped responding... you gotta be kidding me.

    Why does my computer hate ubers? Every fucking time I get Ubered or deploy an uber my game crashes. Before it used to crash because the multi-core rending was on the wrong setting, but now it doesn't seem to matter what my settings are.
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  2. Post #482
    So I was playing on Foundry with a friend on the opposing team. we managed to push my friends team to their last point & they manage to hold that point for about 10 minutes. He starts gloating about his new sentry spot on top of the container & how my team won't be to win. I switch to Demo & get a medic to uber me as I charge in, I manage to launch some stickies up onto the contain & blow up the sentry before it ever had a chance to fire at me. Then I run around the corner, spot the other engi nest overlooking the point, I cover the sentry in stickies & then-en-en-en-en-en... hl2.exe has stopped responding... FUCK!

    Later I join another server, again it was on Foundry this time playing as a direct hit soldier. My team had just managed to cap the middle point & were starting to push onto the next point. An enemy soldier & scout somehow got behind my team & tried to cap the point. As I go back to stop them a medic ubers me, obviously wanting me to push forward but I was already commited to stop the back-cap. So I fire two rockets at the soldier, the first rocket launches him into the air, the second meets him in mid air a split second later-er-er-er-er-er... hl2.exe has stopped responding... you gotta be kidding me.

    Why does my computer hate ubers? Every fucking time I get Ubered or deploy an uber my game crashes. Before it used to crash because the multi-core rending was on the wrong setting, but now it doesn't seem to matter what my settings are.
    Somebody link this man to the mod that makes ubers less strenuos and have fixed, pretty textures.

    I can't because of iPod
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  3. Post #483
    Bazkip's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,276 Posts
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    Do you use an Uber sound mod, by any chance? That always causes my game to crash on pure servers
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  4. Post #484
    Crash15's Avatar
    July 2011
    6,504 Posts
    Do you use an Uber sound mod, by any chance? That always causes my game to crash on pure servers
    Speaking of Uber sound mods, I used to have a Japan Break Industries sound mod for the Uber. Was fun to mow down people listening to JBI
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  5. Post #485
    I used to have a Sir Digby Chicken Caesar sound mod that added the humming noise he does whenever he gets chased.

    This one infact:

    Incase you don't get it:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnusc9Rlx6w
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  6. Post #486
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    7,762 Posts
    Would be quite awesome if it played when hauling a building... Somehow.
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  7. Post #487
    The FlatOutoholic
    brenz's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,538 Posts
    So I got to a conclusion. My PC caught a virus and everything stops responding minutes after startup. A reformat is required. All my saves...
    What annoys me in TF2 is my fear of snipers as any class, even scout. Goddamn I get behind cover everytime I see one scoped in at me.
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  8. Post #488
    Drakojan's Avatar
    July 2011
    61 Posts
    How people get buttmad at someone's sniping skills.
    So basically here's how it starts: Me and my very good friend went onto a trading server to buy some hats and look for the Hermes.While I trade,my friend managed to dominate a guy(don't recall name) and this is what he said: "it's funny how all the codfags play snipur". He then proceeded to switch teams to get rid of the domination,go pyro and spray fire infront of my friend's view so he couldn't snipe.

    I just can't grasp the fact that these kind of people can breathe on their own with such stupidity and anger inside their heads.
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  9. Post #489
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    Ripper Roo's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,729 Posts
    How people get buttmad at someone's sniping skills.
    So basically here's how it starts: Me and my very good friend went onto a trading server to buy some hats and look for the Hermes.While I trade,my friend managed to dominate a guy(don't recall name) and this is what he said: "it's funny how all the codfags play snipur". He then proceeded to switch teams to get rid of the domination,go pyro and spray fire infront of my friend's view so he couldn't snipe.

    I just can't grasp the fact that these kind of people can breathe on their own with such stupidity and anger inside their heads.
    Several times I was in such situation, raging guy swaps team and tries to block my view while spamming "umad" or other "lols" in chat. Fun part is when they then get dominated by Snipers from their former team, standing in front of me and serving as a living shield. It's just silly.
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  10. Post #490
    emmens's Avatar
    October 2011
    799 Posts
    It bugs me in tf2outpost that I leave offers and minutes later I get to notifications, I get excited only to find that the person left a one word response (in this case all I got was "Lolz") and the other notification telling me the offer was removed.



    I can't help it that I horde all my weapons so I don't have a thousand ref. It's also not my fault that I only ever get hats that I like!
    Actually on looking at this I never specified what really bugged me most. The fact that when the trade owner replies and then hides my offer, it causes 2 notifications which is logical but still iritating that I have to actually go into the trade thread and see what was hidden from me. Which is more often than not Some one worded version of " FUCK U NO HAHAHAHAHA"
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  11. Post #491
    Would be quite awesome if it played when hauling a building... Somehow.
    DUN DALUNDA DUNDA DUDU DULUH DUH DULUH DUH DUUUH!
    In a world where you can't even ask a Heavy for a Sandvich without him pushing you to the ground and nicking your last bottle of Red Shed before calling you a ponce, who is there to look out for the little Scout and push him to the ground after asking him for a quid?, Yes, It's the surprising adventures of ME, Sir Engie Chicken Caesar!
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  12. Post #492
    Gold Member
    =DarkStar='s Avatar
    August 2010
    8,976 Posts
    DUN DALUNDA DUNDA DUDU DULUH DUH DULUH DUH DUUUH!
    In a world where you can't even ask a Heavy for a Sandvich without him pushing you to the ground and nicking your last bottle of Red Shed before calling you a ponce, who is there to look out for the little Scout and push him to the ground after asking him for a quid?, Yes, It's the surprising adventures of ME, Sir Engie Chicken Caesar!
    Your name should be Dr. CAPS.
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  13. Post #493
    How people get buttmad at someone's sniping skills.
    So basically here's how it starts: Me and my very good friend went onto a trading server to buy some hats and look for the Hermes.While I trade,my friend managed to dominate a guy(don't recall name) and this is what he said: "it's funny how all the codfags play snipur". He then proceeded to switch teams to get rid of the domination,go pyro and spray fire infront of my friend's view so he couldn't snipe.

    I just can't grasp the fact that these kind of people can breathe on their own with such stupidity and anger inside their heads.
    Hence why i run into battle with my Bastard Knife Of Shit(shiv) and Jarate and Huntsman, and headshot my nemeses from 3 feet away after coating them in my urine instead of raging about it.
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  14. Post #494
    emmens's Avatar
    October 2011
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  15. Post #495
    gav618's Avatar
    September 2010
    1,064 Posts
    Poor rip off attempts like these.

    http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/697101

    Hiding my post just makes people want to see it more anyway.
    How is it a ripoff, it's a good dela considering you can buy keys for $1.34 on SOP sometimes.
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  16. Post #496
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    Totenkreuz's Avatar
    January 2011
    12,176 Posts
    It's such a good deal people are taking thing left and right.
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  17. Post #497
    Waluigi Time!
    Ayane-152's Avatar
    July 2011
    5,695 Posts


    Looks like I may have to stick with my Buffalo Steak Sandvich...

    (For those that don't understand this, check out today's update.)
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  18. Post #498
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    =DarkStar='s Avatar
    August 2010
    8,976 Posts


    Looks like I may have to stick with my Buffalo Steak Sandvich...

    (For those that don't understand this, check out today's update.)
    The sad thing is the steak was changed too.
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  19. Post #499
    Average User's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,577 Posts
    Shotgun hoovy all day erryday
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  20. Post #500
    Shotgun hoovy all day erryday
    This is suddenly viable, since the sandvich is now alot less useful. However, it makes a decent sidegrade nonetheless.
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  21. Post #501
    Eriorguez's Avatar
    May 2011
    2,645 Posts
    Or you can just, y'know, EAT IT. You couldn't throw it when it was released.

    Also nice that you can't recover from 25 seconds of G.R.U. in a split second.

    And the Buffalo Steak Sandvich IS a sandvich with different on-eat effects. That means it no longer can restore your health.

    BTW, Sandvich Heavy is team-caring Heavy.
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  22. Post #502
    ryanmh12's Avatar
    August 2007
    642 Posts


    Looks like I may have to stick with my Buffalo Steak Sandvich...

    (For those that don't understand this, check out today's update.)
    I read the patch notes but I don't understand what they did to the sandvich.
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  23. Post #503
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    Totenkreuz's Avatar
    January 2011
    12,176 Posts
    I read the patch notes but I don't understand what they did to the sandvich.
    If you throw it, you simply pick it back up. You can only heal by actually eating it.
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  24. Post #504
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    Larikang's Avatar
    November 2005
    2,530 Posts
    Played on Orange X today with this one guy who played sniper almost the entire time.

    He was giving shit to almost everyone he killed or who killed him. I airblasted him and killed him with the reserve shooter and he proceeded to call me a W+M1 pyro for ten minutes. I pointed out that he was 1 of the 10 snipers on Orange X, and then he started going on about how sniping on Orange X was pro and that sniping on vanilla maps was for noobs.

    Some people...
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  25. Post #505
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    t h e's Avatar
    February 2011
    6,688 Posts
    YAH MAN UR STUPID
    ~WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW MWM
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  26. Post #506
    Bazkip's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,276 Posts
    I feel like this Sandvich nerf is going to hurt Medics a lot more than it'll hurt Heavies
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  27. Post #507
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    August 2010
    8,976 Posts
    I think the best solution for the sandvich should be this:

    -Longer recharge time
    - Less health as pick up for the Heavy
    - no recharge when picking a health kit

    Is way more fair. I hate how everyone jumps against the Heavy and the yro when the theme is weapon balance and yet the Soldier and the Scout takes atmost nothing.
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  28. Post #508
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    t h e's Avatar
    February 2011
    6,688 Posts
    I think the Sandvich is fine as it is right now. The purpose of dropping the Sandvich was to heal teammates, not quick-heal yourself for 50% HP.
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  29. Post #509
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    Captain Chalky's Avatar
    September 2010
    7,742 Posts


    Looks like I may have to stick with my Buffalo Steak Sandvich...

    (For those that don't understand this, check out today's update.)
    Oh no, they balanced it! How could they!
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  30. Post #510
    Crash15's Avatar
    July 2011
    6,504 Posts
    This shit

    Is unacceptable
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  31. Post #511
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    Pocket Medic's Avatar
    December 2009
    14,782 Posts
    names for spy backstabs
    oh, the stairstab, sidestab and facestab werent enough
    but then it had to go to the ~~matadorstab~~ and the ~~airstab~~

    it doesnt help that i have a career spy on my friends list
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  32. Post #512
    Moderator
    Seiteki's Avatar
    September 2005
    12,100 Posts
    names for spy backstabs
    oh, the stairstab, sidestab and facestab werent enough
    but then it had to go to the ~~matadorstab~~ and the ~~airstab~~

    it doesnt help that i have a career spy on my friends list
    Call every stab a luckstab.
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  33. Post #513
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    Pocket Medic's Avatar
    December 2009
    14,782 Posts
    whenever i see him on my team i heal him religiously
    good luck holding a disguise

    Edited:

    yknow i probably would call his stabs luckstabs if he ever did backstab me
    he does an obvious sprint towards me on a slight incline, jumps over me, bounces off my head, overshoots by a mile then tries to gun me down with the revolver
    funny really
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  34. Post #514
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    L_Dawg's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,252 Posts
    One thing I absolutely hate. Bitch medics. Medics who heal nobody but a single heavy even if there's another medic nearby at low HP on fire. It's disgusting especially since they ubercharge that one heavy only.
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  35. Post #515
    One thing I absolutely hate. Bitch medics. Medics who heal nobody but a single heavy even if there's another medic nearby at low HP on fire. It's disgusting especially since they ubercharge that one heavy only.
    Yes. I fucking hate these bastards. If i ever see one of these motherfuckers i harass them endlessly by chasing them around and punching them as a heavy, it drives them MAAAAAD.
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  36. Post #516
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    Goodwell's Avatar
    July 2011
    7,770 Posts
    One thing I absolutely hate. Bitch medics. Medics who heal nobody but a single heavy even if there's another medic nearby at low HP on fire. It's disgusting especially since they ubercharge that one heavy only.
    When i play Heavy, i feel the same way.

    I actually DON'T want this Medic to pocket me all the time. It makes me feel selfish as hell, knowing there's teammates who need healing while our Medic is just being braindead and sticking to me like glue.

    It doesn't help that some even pocket me with the Quick-Fix.
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  37. Post #517
    Maxime Lebled
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    December 2010
    12,494 Posts
    What I hate? Annoying pests that keep circling around you yelling "MEDIC!" at the top of their lungs, giving you no chance to even catch them in the crosshair while you are the only Medic on the team and you have to heal eveyone.
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  38. Post #518
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    September 2011
    10,192 Posts
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  39. Post #519
    Marik Bentusi's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,145 Posts
    One thing I absolutely hate. Bitch medics. Medics who heal nobody but a single heavy even if there's another medic nearby at low HP on fire. It's disgusting especially since they ubercharge that one heavy only.
    God I hate to be that other Medic.
    It really infuriates me when I stand right next to the guy, yell "MEDIC!" three times and then ask myself why I didn't fetch a medkit when I had the chance and wasn't in respawn mode. The guy wasn't even looking away from the Heavy he was healing.

    HNNNG.
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  40. Post #520
    Ern
    this title sucks
    Ern's Avatar
    July 2011
    5,980 Posts
    Burning to death as a Scout
    The Medic I'm screaming for is over-healing a Heavy.
    He notices me
    He
    Just
    Fucking
    Stares
    And then I died the end.
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