1. Post #6441
    KandyMan's Avatar
    December 2011
    792 Posts
    Everyone is autocalling, even overhealed people.

    Can be used for a radar-like effect in this script:

    Code:
    alias +ac_show   "hud_medicautocallersthreshold 142.5"
    alias -ac_show   "hud_medicautocallersthreshold 50" // Initial auto-call threshold
    That actually looks like a really cool idea. Once I'll get my good computer back, I will test this

    EDIT: Hng, page king. Anyways, I dislike how "Play Now" always seems to throw me either in a undeeded-plugin-and-stuff-filled server, or a "premium" server
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  2. Post #6442
    Paltry Member
    J-RcZ's Avatar
    February 2012
    5,439 Posts
    So, I was playing earlier.
    Our Sniper got hit with the Huntsman in his leg.

    We lost because my team could not stop making those unfunny jokes.
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  3. Post #6443
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FAT FETISH
    Killajax's Avatar
    June 2010
    826 Posts
    The fact that these are the weapons I found lately.

    guess how many are craftable.
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  4. Post #6444
    Gold Member
    LaughingStock's Avatar
    August 2010
    8,077 Posts


    You can whack someone in the back several times and they can just turn around and kill you in a fraction of a second.
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  5. Post #6445
    Gold Member
    Hell-met's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,124 Posts
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  6. Post #6446
    Gold Member
    LaughingStock's Avatar
    August 2010
    8,077 Posts
    But then you get no points for style.
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  7. Post #6447
    I hate being the only Medic on the team. Especially hate having to heal uncooperative teammates that impede your healing. Like Scouts that are set on fire, but keep jumping around while nobody is attacking. It would be a whole lot easier to heal them if they could just STAND THE FUCK STILL AND NOT DOUBLE JUMP WHILE I'M HEALING THEM.
    I stand still


    Yeah, nice to know there are some medics out there that actually know how to play the game though.
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  8. Post #6448
    In justice we trust!
    WhichStrider's Avatar
    July 2012
    521 Posts
    Perhaps it's just me, but sometimes when I decide to go soldier and stuff, there's a full attack pyro using fire like it's air and of course I'll blast him and make him fly closer to me.
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  9. Post #6449
    Dennab
    July 2009
    7,650 Posts
    Goddammit, it seems like every pyro in the goddamn map knows where i am when i play spy. "Okay i'm going to cloak in this corner and wait for someone open to walk by-OH HAI PYRO WHY YES PLEASE SPYCHECK THIS EXACT FUCKING SPOT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

    I also hate teammates who shoot you when they just saw you disguise/cloak.
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  10. Post #6450
    Gold Member
    Thatrandomuser's Avatar
    August 2011
    956 Posts
    Goddammit, it seems like every pyro in the goddamn map knows where i am when i play spy. "Okay i'm going to cloak in this corner and wait for someone open to walk by-OH HAI PYRO WHY YES PLEASE SPYCHECK THIS EXACT FUCKING SPOT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

    I also hate teammates who shoot you when they just saw you disguise/cloak.
    When I see a disguised spy in the enemy lines I'll make sure to shoot at them to make their disguise more convincing. It's just courtesy
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  11. Post #6451
    Gold Member
    Totenkreuz's Avatar
    January 2011
    12,350 Posts
    Goddammit, it seems like every pyro in the goddamn map knows where i am when i play spy. "Okay i'm going to cloak in this corner and wait for someone open to walk by-OH HAI PYRO WHY YES PLEASE SPYCHECK THIS EXACT FUCKING SPOT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

    I also hate teammates who shoot you when they just saw you disguise/cloak.
    >Using the C&D

    This is why.
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  12. Post #6452
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    Metaru's Avatar
    June 2012
    4,422 Posts
    Let me tell you a touching story: once upon a time, a sniper chased me for over 3 minutes so i would heal him. he was barely at 80%, yet he'd still chase me(the only medic on the team) to heal his sorry ass.

    plotwist: he got himself sniped and died, i saved a bunch of competent soldiers/scouts and we sucessfully won granary.

    next round he switched to heavy, and yelled at me because i didn't pocket him in favor of more competent players.

    mean ok, you're a wall of meat and you sure can deal damage but for fucks sake you're not the only one who can kill people on the team, let alone actually kill people rather than trying to snipe a sniper with your minigun.
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  13. Post #6453
    仕方が無い
    Cape's Avatar
    April 2012
    4,248 Posts
    Oh christ, I hate that too.
    >Heavies thinking they're god tier because they're Heavy.
    >Medics that pop uber on a Heavy too take out SENTRY GUNS who end up being pushed out of range or obliterated shortly after.
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  14. Post #6454
    In justice we trust!
    WhichStrider's Avatar
    July 2012
    521 Posts
    Oh yes, another for me is when a medic won't heal you because you're not a Heavy. I can have like 10 health points left, hanging around him, giving one or two medic calls, and while that heavy is fine on his own, he'll even turn to me and yet not switch patients. Not even for a second...
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  15. Post #6455
    Lobster_fists's Avatar
    May 2012
    327 Posts
    Syringe guns. I know I'm probably the only guy ever to complain about this, but they're such BS. 100 damage per second is just silly, especially when it's the blutsauger which makes killing a medic from a distance more difficult than it should be unless you're a soldier in a cramped area or a heavy.
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  16. Post #6456
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    December 2009
    14,782 Posts
    Syringe guns. I know I'm probably the only guy ever to complain about this, but they're such BS. 100 damage per second is just silly, especially when it's the blutsauger which makes killing a medic from a distance more difficult than it should be unless you're a soldier in a cramped area or a heavy.
    Killing any inexperienced medic from a distance isn't that difficult, as they have to account for the drop of the needles plus arcing the trajectory to where you will be, which for most classes is rather difficult. Don't forget the lower health of the Medic compared to most attacking classes.
    Also, turn on the damage counter and play Medic, then try and take out an enemy from a distance with your syringe gun. I'll be impressed if you manage a full 100 damage in a second.
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  17. Post #6457
    TheEyes's Avatar
    June 2010
    665 Posts
    People who whine about quick-fix.

    Playing as medic on egypt a/d defence with quick-fix, everybody but one had a 0 death rate.
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  18. Post #6458
    Flamboyant Homosexual
    Trixxter's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,331 Posts
    Killing any inexperienced medic from a distance isn't that difficult, as they have to account for the drop of the needles plus arcing the trajectory to where you will be, which for most classes is rather difficult. Don't forget the lower health of the Medic compared to most attacking classes.
    Also, turn on the damage counter and play Medic, then try and take out an enemy from a distance with your syringe gun. I'll be impressed if you manage a full 100 damage in a second.
    well not 100 a second, but I've been practising for months using blutsauger that I've managed to scare the regular's away when they see me irregardless if I'm solo due to a dead heal target. >:3

    When you're in close quarters combat in a melee fight, and you keep hitting mouse1 a split second too early, missing the hit and they get the hit on you. I get too trigger happy and fidgety in those situations.
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  19. Post #6459
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    SlickBlade's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,926 Posts


    God damn the workshop needs some serious cleaning.
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  20. Post #6460
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    7,963 Posts
    Stone Soup.

    Heals 0hp.

    Fills up rage meter completely.

    When rage meter full, unleash minicrits.
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  21. Post #6461
    Gold Member
    Jesp's Avatar
    October 2011
    1,888 Posts
    Syringe guns. I know I'm probably the only guy ever to complain about this, but they're such BS. 100 damage per second is just silly, especially when it's the blutsauger which makes killing a medic from a distance more difficult than it should be unless you're a soldier in a cramped area or a heavy.
    This would go in "Stuff that I love" for me. It's always satisfying when scouts or even soldiers underestimate the damage that a well-aimed volley of needles can do.

    And more on-topic, people who think their way of playing is the only way.
    Sure, you might prefer weapon x, y and z for class a, but that doesn't mean using anything else makes one a "dumb scrub" or something like that.
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  22. Post #6462
    Gold Member
    SlickBlade's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,926 Posts
    Stone Soup.

    Heals 0hp.

    Fills up rage meter completely.

    When rage meter full, unleash minicrits.
    Actually the Stone Soup thing's desc said

    Ubered for 10 seconds, +20% damage, -60% movement speed.

    Whoopdie doo
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  23. Post #6463
    ulvemann43's Avatar
    February 2009
    583 Posts


    God damn the workshop needs some serious cleaning.
    i still don't grasp how those submissions even get stars...though for some reason i'm not surprised, it isn't rare for the majority of submissions to something like this to be flooded with thieves or those who simply do not read any guidelines or rules...but it is still kinda surprising
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  24. Post #6464
    The FlatOutoholic
    brenz's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,571 Posts
    >Using the C&D

    This is why.
    It wouldn't have mattered what watch he would have used, he would have still been roasted in seconds(or minutes with the Dead Ringer) according to his story.
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  25. Post #6465
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    Totenkreuz's Avatar
    January 2011
    12,350 Posts
    It wouldn't have mattered what watch he would have used, he would have still been roasted in seconds(or minutes with the Dead Ringer) according to his story.
    Nope he said "Going to cloak in this corner and wait for someone to walk by" that's C&D tactics. With the stock any decent spy knows to never stop moving and with the DR you can't cloak on command.
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  26. Post #6466
    The FlatOutoholic
    brenz's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,571 Posts
    Nope he said "Going to cloak in this corner and wait for someone to walk by" that's C&D tactics. With the stock any decent spy knows to never stop moving and with the DR you can't cloak on command.
    Sure, I understand how you are supposed to use each watch, but a competent spy ain't invincible. If he bumps into a pyro around a corner while cloaked, his death is most likely guaranteed. With the Dead Ringer he might have a chance of survival, but if he catches fire while the DR is active, he is most likely done as well. Now I know I used a different situation for the other 2 watches, but with the C&D, he would have had a guaranteed death too.
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  27. Post #6467
    SPARLOCK's Avatar
    May 2012
    854 Posts
    Scouts who call for healing at about 10-20 health and RUN AWAY FROM ME. No, I'm not going to play the longest game of "Hide and go Heal" with you, xX[MLG]pRoScOuTQuIcKsCaTtErSXx.
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  28. Post #6468
    Combyne's Avatar
    February 2008
    214 Posts
    Scouts who call for healing at about 10-20 health and RUN AWAY FROM ME. No, I'm not going to play the longest game of "Hide and go Heal" with you, xX[MLG]pRoScOuTQuIcKsCaTtErSXx.
    Brings me back to the days where people could do this with the Equalizer

    god that was bad
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  29. Post #6469
    Nope he said "Going to cloak in this corner and wait for someone to walk by" that's C&D tactics. With the stock any decent spy knows to never stop moving and with the DR you can't cloak on command.

    I've had far more success with the C&D than with any other watch.

    Why all the hate for it?
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  30. Post #6470
    Gold Member
    LaughingStock's Avatar
    August 2010
    8,077 Posts
    Solution: Use the Disciplinary Action and whip your medic buddy into speeds unheard of.
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  31. Post #6471
    qwea00's Avatar
    November 2010
    161 Posts
    I crafted a tavish degroot experience #70-something and sold it as a regular hat without knowing it's true value...
    I'm trying to think "it's just a digital hat" but DAMMIT I WANT THAT HAT BACK.

    Also I hate seeing the following on tf2 outpost:
    I'll buy your UNWANTED stranges for one weapon - a scrap (depending on if it's a flamethrower or a degreaser).
    I'll buy your UNWANTED craft hats for 2 rec - 1 ref (with hats valued at 2+ ref as "wanted").
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  32. Post #6472
    Oh christ, I hate that too.
    >Heavies thinking they're god tier because they're Heavy.
    >Medics that pop uber on a Heavy too take out SENTRY GUNS who end up being pushed out of range or obliterated shortly after.
    I once tried to get this medic to uber me as an engineer on the last point of, I was very very confident that I could take out the sentry nest that was blocking everyone, medic decided " no, you're an engi, you can't do anything, I'll uber this demoman" and so he did, and failed, then we lost.

    Sometimes you just have to have a little faith in someone, I was once ubered as a spy to take out 3 sentry nests in ctf_doublecross, won us the game.

    I've had far more success with the C&D than with any other watch.

    Why all the hate for it?
    I personally think it's a situational watch, nothing bad about it.
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  33. Post #6473
    little.sparrow's Avatar
    June 2010
    4,871 Posts
    People who make bad use of the minisentry.
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  34. Post #6474
    Or pair it with the frontier justice and get quick revenge crits.
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  35. Post #6475
    little.sparrow's Avatar
    June 2010
    4,871 Posts
    Or pair it with the frontier justice and get quick revenge crits.
    Or pair it with the widowmaker for lods emetel
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  36. Post #6476
    mnyfrsh's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,514 Posts
    Goddammit, it seems like every pyro in the goddamn map knows where i am when i play spy. "Okay i'm going to cloak in this corner and wait for someone open to walk by-OH HAI PYRO WHY YES PLEASE SPYCHECK THIS EXACT FUCKING SPOT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

    I also hate teammates who shoot you when they just saw you disguise/cloak.
    This game has an insane number of ways to kill you, TF2 Rule #1: Never stand still.
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  37. Post #6477
    Bazkip's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,278 Posts
    Someone adds me to trade, and I take half a second to respond after greetings
    [ħŤ] ~ [RU] PAHAN: hi
    Mudkip Maestro: Yo
    [ħŤ] ~ [RU] PAHAN: have bazar?
    [ħŤ] ~ [RU] PAHAN: ...
    Then when we go to trade, he puts up two weapons instead of a scrap, which is fine, but I just have to take a second to check if they're both craftable. And again.

    [ħŤ] ~ [RU] PAHAN: ...
    Jesus fuck have some goddamn patience
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  38. Post #6478
    Dennab
    June 2012
    1,199 Posts
    Someone adds me to trade, and I take half a second to respond after greetings


    Then when we go to trade, he puts up two weapons instead of a scrap, which is fine, but I just have to take a second to check if they're both craftable. And again.



    Jesus fuck have some goddamn patience
    Why are you mad?

    You're the one with patience, you should be content.
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  39. Post #6479
    Bazkip's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,278 Posts
    Why are you mad?

    You're the one with patience, you should be content.
    It's kinda annoying to deal with people like that
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  40. Post #6480
    Gold Member
    B-Rabbit's Avatar
    June 2011
    691 Posts
    No hat/Gibus/Free hat : No medics healing that player.
    A single hat obtained : You can now be healed by medic.
    Unusual : Every single medic will heal you and only you.
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