1. Post #8761
    Gold Member
    Sharker's Avatar
    August 2008
    6,909 Posts
    Why are there 300 ticket rush servers, it's not fucking conquest.
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  2. Post #8762
    fredstin22's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,158 Posts
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  3. Post #8763
    Dark RaveN's Avatar
    September 2010
    3,116 Posts

    This is how the pros play Battlefield.
    I felt myself obliged to go to youtube and dislike that video.

    Seriously, such a dull sense of humor it feels like anyone can do videos like these.
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  4. Post #8764
    "some of those dragon dildo designs are pretty cool"
    EcksDee's Avatar
    February 2007
    8,645 Posts
    I felt myself obliged to go to youtube and dislike that video.

    Seriously, such a dull sense of humor it feels like anyone can do videos like these.
    Idunno man, I almost smiled once.
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  5. Post #8765
    Flem's Avatar
    September 2011
    868 Posts
    Im not playing till the M26 is patched.
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  6. Post #8766
    supe7nova's Avatar
    November 2007
    293 Posts
    I'm on a server that never seems to end. If I quit, will I lose everything I have earnt?
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  7. Post #8767
    Dark RaveN's Avatar
    September 2010
    3,116 Posts
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  8. Post #8768
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    DEMONSKUL's Avatar
    August 2005
    9,404 Posts
    See? This is good:

    No random "hurr durr" quotes everywhere with mario kart music. It's just situations happening with friends.....

    This:


    This is how the pros play Battlefield.
    It's like a retard waving keys right in your face, it's just irritating. The guy is trying way too hard to be like birgripall I guess.
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  9. Post #8769
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    Fr3ddi3's Avatar
    October 2006
    1,881 Posts


    Gonna make a collage out of all of these, can make a damned wall paper for my monitor, and some.
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  10. Post #8770
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    HJ-kos's Avatar
    February 2010
    847 Posts


    Gonna make a collage out of all of these, can make a damned wall paper for my monitor, and some.
    what does that even mean? and what happened to imgur images here by the way?
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  11. Post #8771
    gama189's Avatar
    November 2010
    159 Posts
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  12. Post #8772
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    ThePunisher1's Avatar
    December 2006
    1,520 Posts
    Wish there was an option to filter out stupid servers, such as not being allowed to use grenades.
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  13. Post #8773
    What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?
    Combineguy's Avatar
    June 2006
    2,309 Posts
    what does that even mean? and what happened to imgur images here by the way?
    if an admin thinks your stats are fucked up they can kick you, apparently
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  14. Post #8774
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    Fr3ddi3's Avatar
    October 2006
    1,881 Posts
    If only, no it is in fact much more lazy and pathetic than that.

    Join a server using this lazy auto admin feature and it automatically checks your battle log. The owners can set it too look at specific stats and if it's above a certain number you get kicked and or banned before you join.

    I am severly pissed of by this because i am rapidly running out of servers i can play on ( and i can't blacklist the 30 or so servers i can't join so i just have to fucking guess all the time), It effectivly punishes me and others like me for not fucking brain dead.
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  15. Post #8775
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    Lamarr's Avatar
    July 2006
    1,603 Posts
    Behold my piloting ~skill

    Beautiful,I'm simply one with the machine.
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  16. Post #8776
    Sphene
    Qaus's Avatar
    September 2010
    10,765 Posts
    See? This is good:



    No random "hurr durr" quotes everywhere with mario kart music. It's just situations happening with friends.....

    This:



    It's like a retard waving keys right in your face, it's just irritating. The guy is trying way too hard to be like birgripall I guess.
    both are retarded to an annoying extent, but the former is definitely less irritating than the latter.
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  17. Post #8777
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    Raizo's Avatar
    October 2011
    2,574 Posts
    So I found the case of my BF2 copy, (yes, BF2.) And guess what!

    No Fucking game in it!
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  18. Post #8778
    EskillV2's Avatar
    May 2010
    2,217 Posts
    Played metro, held the hallway at B behind a locker, then some player named Togio claimed i was glitching and was promptly votekicked.

    Some people are so dumb.
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  19. Post #8779
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    NateLB's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,649 Posts

    Got a good run in the viper on kharg island rush.
    Golf clap to the guy that shot me down.
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  20. Post #8780
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    jaybuz's Avatar
    May 2006
    5,516 Posts
    If you flew high and still your gunner could have wiped out every man on the group easily. But yeah, it's boring for the pilot then but whatever.
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  21. Post #8781
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    Lhuth's Avatar
    July 2011
    237 Posts
    Just got teamkilled for a JEEP. Then he proceeded to drive exactly where I was going to drive anyway... the only point we hadn't captured.

    Some people are just turds.
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  22. Post #8782
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    NateLB's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,649 Posts
    If you flew high and still your gunner could have wiped out every man on the group easily. But yeah, it's boring for the pilot then but whatever.
    Flying next to the ground activates the below radar which prevents locks, so when I ECM I have to fly next to the ground till my ECM comes back.
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  23. Post #8783
    "some of those dragon dildo designs are pretty cool"
    EcksDee's Avatar
    February 2007
    8,645 Posts


    Gonna make a collage out of all of these, can make a damned wall paper for my monitor, and some.
    Allow me to assist.



    I said "Jesus fuck can you get any jumpier" when I got teamkilled by a dude who had a full second to stare at my face.

    And that's literally the only thing I said. I'd joined like one minute before getting kicked for saying fuck once.
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  24. Post #8784
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    NateLB's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,649 Posts
    Allow me to assist.



    I said "Jesus fuck can you get any jumpier" when I got teamkilled by a dude who had a full second to stare at my face.

    And that's literally the only thing I said. I'd joined like one minute before getting kicked for saying fuck once.
    Yup.
    I was in a server that was insulting my friend and I left and right for no real reason, so I said they were all acting like cunts.
    Banned for disrespect.
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  25. Post #8785
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    February 2010
    847 Posts

    10th star for DAO. Gonna unlock it next rank.
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  26. Post #8786
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    June 2009
    4,306 Posts
    Flying the heli is vastly more enjoyable than killing people with it, although being chopper gunner is the epitome of awesome.
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  27. Post #8787
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    December 2006
    1,520 Posts
    Got kicked for using 'death'. :)
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  28. Post #8788
    Gold Member
    HJ-kos's Avatar
    February 2010
    847 Posts
    Got kicked for using 'death'. :)
    kicked for using bad luck
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  29. Post #8789
    CJF
    PieClock's Avatar
    August 2006
    16,078 Posts
    Laying down fire on the beach in Oman with a machine gun + bipod from a distance is so damn satisfying. You don't get a huge amount of kills but the amount of land you can keep suppressed makes it worth it. Throw in the suppression perk and your team shouldn't have a problem steam rolling them.
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  30. Post #8790
    Lieutenant-General of the United FP Alliance
    Hammer7's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,924 Posts

    WAT?!
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  31. Post #8791
    Gold Member
    Sharker's Avatar
    August 2008
    6,909 Posts
    I want a times square map, or grand central. But then dumb people would call bf3 a terrorist training simulator.
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  32. Post #8792
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    NateLB's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,649 Posts
    wait... is that guy a dice employee?
    I have 500~ with my saiga I don't remember unlocking a silencer.
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  33. Post #8793
    Trainbike's Avatar
    May 2010
    3,029 Posts
    I want a times square map, or grand central. But then dumb people would call bf3 a terrorist training simulator.
    When I read that one old BF3 interview or whatever where they said that it will take place around the world in places like Tehran, Paris and New York I was expecting all of that to be in multiplayer and I was pretty excited about a battlefield map set in New York. It's a shame that NYC maps were only in single player.
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  34. Post #8794
    Gold Member
    Sharker's Avatar
    August 2008
    6,909 Posts
    When I read that one old BF3 interview or whatever where they said that it will take place around the world in places like Tehran, Paris and New York I was expecting all of that to be in multiplayer and I was pretty excited about a battlefield map set in New York. It's a shame that NYC maps were only in single player.
    Even the Paris maps are disappointing, they're so bland and lifeless, all the buildings are empty. In terms of aesthetics, the coop maps are a lot more realistic and pleasant looking.
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  35. Post #8795
    Sharp_Shooter's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,697 Posts


    Time to grind for Saiga kills.
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  36. Post #8796
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    NateLB's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,649 Posts
    Even the Paris maps are disappointing, they're so bland and lifeless, all the buildings are empty. In terms of aesthetics, the coop maps are a lot more realistic and pleasant looking.
    Are you talking about the drop them like liquid mission?
    Because the cops you see before you go into the sewer have NYPD badges on...




    Time to grind for Saiga kills.

    Sorry bub, doesn't work.
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  37. Post #8797
    sa2fan's Avatar
    February 2010
    6,074 Posts
    When I read that one old BF3 interview or whatever where they said that it will take place around the world in places like Tehran, Paris and New York I was expecting all of that to be in multiplayer and I was pretty excited about a battlefield map set in New York. It's a shame that NYC maps were only in single player.
    If "End Game" DLC had a New York map or something, that would be awesome.
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  38. Post #8798
    Nomicro4u's Avatar
    February 2012
    187 Posts
    If you guys are bored try the Ninja Gaiden setup
    Assault class, m320 smoke, squad sprint, knife only
    Forgive the fps something to do with my external's write speed...
    Also could use expert help with Sony vegas 10, need to learn how to fix that damn blur among other things.
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  39. Post #8799
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    Zeos's Avatar
    June 2006
    10,664 Posts
    Still wondering how endgame is going to turn out, the title doesn't really stand out as anything in particular for me.
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  40. Post #8800
    Trainbike's Avatar
    May 2010
    3,029 Posts
    Still wondering how endgame is going to turn out, the title doesn't really stand out as anything in particular for me.
    To me 'Endgame' sounds more like a codename than anything. I reckon it'll get a proper, more specific name sometime after Armoured Kill is released.
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