Fucking hatchets, man
Fucking hatchets, man
Right before getting permabanned from FPS for the twenty-milionth time.
D'aww, that was so nice of you to say Dead snipe.Dead snipe posted:
If admin applications are still open for the FP Server, I'd like to apply.
I was an admin on SPS before.
>Space Simulator 2k12
>Accidentally flood area with plasma
>Decide to do the right thing, get in bio hood, etc.
>Accidentally ignite everything
>Tell AI to bolt the doors, and not to open them until i say its okay
>Turn off plasma, its seeping into the main area
>Hide in a locker
>Die a heros death
I tried as a cultist to get to the derelict without a suit.
ALMOST made it, then died. :(
Are the gibbed servers down?
Hi I have a server up with 10 people in it currently, if you'd like to play guys. We're running the latest /tg/station svn byond://18.104.22.168:40000
Everyone is named Douglas Quiade
The AI is named Q.U.I.A.D.E.
Douglas Quiade is not human.
head rev chemist
convert other chemist.
he blows himself up with napalm
begin converting science department.
go out and convert electricians
get shot by captain.
bust out of my cuffs and reach for my backpack which was left next to me.
suddenly security guard busts in an yells "NO YOU DONT DO THAT 0.0"
I tell him "no anime faces" to try get some long text response allowing me to escape.
auto kicked for saying no anime faces
I would like to apply for bestmin at facepunch station because i'm the best
Tell him about me too.
Tip of advice if you've griefed the server for four hours straight and repeatedly circumvent bans don't expect admin. Ever.
I'm seriously crying that I'm being mocked by immature kids.
Objectives: Steal RCD and escape alive
Engineering and Atmospherics become their own station
Engineeria and Atmospheria
They aren't part of the main station anymore, so security cant arrest anyone there.
Move to Engineeria
Help setup defenses
Admit that i'm a syndicate
CE admits he's one too
He gets me an RCD
He tells me he needs an energy gun
Beepsky stuns the HoS
Kill the HoS take his shit
Two minutes left before it leaves
Get killed by my own defenses (emitters or whatever they're called)
But yeah, I agree. When people continue to help you out, it's really awesome :)
Bad times though, I had this one guy who consistently betrayed me :( Asshole that he was. I'd meet up with him and we'd mess about and I'd tell him I was a syndicate but I wasn't going to hurt him. Hell, I'd even give him a cloaker or something. He'd consistently betray me and it got to the point where I thought "fuck it, he's a douchebag." so I ended up killing him whenever I got traitor, because he deserved it.
Also some server downtime. Sorry guys.
>Cheshire Station 13
>Get detained for no reason
>Shitcurity places gun on me, use it as defence when he runs away
>Adminhelp it, shit all done
>Shitcurity all comes to gangbang me
>Lock me in a fucking locker after almost killing me
>Dont even get a reason why im being detained
>Did nothing, hung around security
>Lawyers talking about a trial
>Go to trial, people want to Sue each other
>Massive debate, nobody interrupts
>AI goes Malf near the end of the trial
>End trial, nobody is sued
>Hang around in the Lawyer room while everyone is dying
>Singularity is out
>Next to Captain's Quarters
>Send one final message to Centcomm about us leaving
>They respond with No.
>I get on my space helmet, mask, and jetpack
>People broke into EVA and some the space suits
>A guy is braindead in the hallway with a space suit
>Go out and explore space
>A cyborg follows me
>Get into a laser fight in space
>AI is destroyed after I kill the borg
I thought we were going to be DJ bros, Kaizo. Parapenning/spacing me was pretty uncool.
Huh oh what? Yeah, I needed solitude to linger in so I could sit around until the shuttle arrived and teleport on. I also killed two others guys, and Light got lost in space.
One of whom I stabbed with a pen and had to knock out with a fire extinguisher since the pen is one use only.
wow a singularity ripping through the station
i dont see that like every third round
Then everyone screams at science to make a bomb to destroy the singulo and they either do nothing or flood RD with plasma fires because they don't understand how to.
Is cheshire station down?