1. Post #1
    Gold Member
    Vasili's Avatar
    December 2007
    10,878 Posts
    Like the title says, find someone who you've encountered with the worst steam profiles.

    Some of my encounters:


    http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198023544848
    Ideas guy on a desperate advertisement campaign.


    http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197970851174
    This girl has a real fucking obsession with star wars and quotes.
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  2. Post #2
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    Pernoccuous's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,640 Posts
    i'd like to force that girl into my bed

    uehuehuehuehuehuehe

    uheuhduheuhuehu

    uehu
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  3. Post #3
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    Pernoccuous's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,640 Posts
    uuheuehuehue

    (User was banned for this post ("Bump" - Terrenteller))
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  4. Post #4
    MoarToast's Avatar
    September 2010
    1,941 Posts
    I can't wait for more people with seemingly no concept of social acceptability trying to justify someone having an avatar of themselves in a dog collar with a bunch of furry shit plastered all over their profile as "It's just their fetish leave them alone!!!"
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  5. Post #5
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    Limed00d's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,930 Posts
    This guy is actually a cool guy, but eh... His profile makes me facepalm.
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  6. Post #6
    equalize, distort, equalize
    healthpoint's Avatar
    March 2007
    5,056 Posts
    This guy is actually a cool guy, but eh... His profile makes me facepalm.
    "Musical Interest: Anything besides Rap and Hiphop, don't even try to make me listen to it. I'll find a disc of the album and break it in two.
    Pleasure points: My eyebrows. Lolololololol, no. However my dick is :D
    Random Info: I jizz rainbow dildos."

    Hurr so random xD.
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  7. Post #7
    Dr. Ethan Asia's Avatar
    September 2011
    2,066 Posts
    I can't wait for more people with seemingly no concept of social acceptability trying to justify someone having an avatar of themselves in a dog collar with a bunch of furry shit plastered all over their profile as "It's just their fetish leave them alone!!!"

    22:14 - Cybermanne128: I think someone should make a movement for scat fetishists
    22:14 - Cybermanne128: put up avatars of them eating shit etc etc etc
    22:14 - Cybermanne128: it would be funny if everyone knew it was a parody
    22:14 - Cybermanne128: the sad thing is
    22:14 - Cybermanne128: if it ever happened
    22:14 - Cybermanne128: it'd quickly become serious
    22:14 - Cybermanne128: and everything would be in a bigger mess than before


    This man speaks the truth.
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  8. Post #8
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    June 2011
    66 Posts
    People think the only way to not get mocked for being gay is to express it as much as humanly possible.
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  9. Post #9
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    Dennab
    August 2011
    8,076 Posts
    People think the only way to not get mocked for being gay is to express it as much as humanly possible.
    I think it's more like thinking nobody will mock them in this society where gay celebrities are accepted and so on. They just don't understand the part that those people are celebrities. They themselves are not.
    And gaming communities 90% of the time are kind of homophobic.
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  10. Post #10
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    ***zer0***'s Avatar
    May 2010
    3,454 Posts


    Edited:

    Everyone in this group
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  11. Post #11
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    Pernoccuous's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,640 Posts
    quality group
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  12. Post #12
    Tristy's Avatar
    November 2011
    16 Posts
    This Person
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  13. Post #13
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    Lucinice's Avatar
    July 2007
    7,017 Posts


    Edited:

    Everyone in this group
    They're doing this for hats? I bet these guys are just that one group who whored themselves out for hats but with a pony makeover.
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  14. Post #14
    Tristy's Avatar
    November 2011
    16 Posts
    They're doing this for hats? I bet these guys are just that one group who whored themselves out for hats but with a pony makeover.
    They went that far it got administratively disabled.
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  15. Post #15
    intercontinental mexican sausage filler
    frankie penis's Avatar
    October 2009
    2,593 Posts
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  17. Post #17
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    Neo Kabuto's Avatar
    November 2008
    5,641 Posts


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    Everyone in this group
    I really don't want to know what "Ponyzuri" is...
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  18. Post #18
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    April 2009
    2,867 Posts


    I've talked to the guy before on vent and I can tell you, he's really that big of a stereotype.
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  19. Post #19
    Japanese Cerberus
    Dennab
    August 2011
    8,076 Posts


    I've talked to the guy before on vent and I can tell you, he's really that big of a stereotype.
    oh god what
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  20. Post #20
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    Jonii's Avatar
    January 2010
    864 Posts
    Pretty sure he's playing a character
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  21. Post #21
    TIS
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    July 2010
    653 Posts
    Pretty sure he's playing a character
    If his character is "douchebag" he is doing a great job.
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  22. Post #22
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    October 2006
    3,792 Posts
    If his character is "douchebag" he is doing a great job.
    He's playing your typical Army douche. It's working out great!
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  23. Post #23
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    September 2011
    84 Posts
    He's playing your typical Army douche. It's working out great!
    More like redneck.

    Soldiers would laugh at him.
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  24. Post #24
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    January 2012
    687 Posts
    "Flips switch on car battery, man dies slowly"
    Right, because 12 volts DC is way deadly and can easily kill a man.
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  25. Post #25
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    Neo Kabuto's Avatar
    November 2008
    5,641 Posts
    Right, because 12 volts DC is way deadly and can easily kill a man.
    Well, he did say it was "slowly". Maybe the guy got an infection from the poles being stabbed into him.
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  26. Post #26
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    November 2011
    16 Posts

    A badass Halo fanboy who claims himself as a "Artist" and a Spartan.

    He also believes he's a good poser (Look at his dA account) with no-collide and no posing experience. The funny thing is he makes his own backgrounds as "800X600" resolution.

    His Profile
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  28. Post #28
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    November 2010
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  29. Post #29
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    December 2010
    1,640 Posts

    A badass Halo fanboy who claims himself as a "Artist" and a Spartan.

    He also believes he's a good poser (Look at his dA account) with no-collide and no posing experience. The funny thing is he makes his own backgrounds as "800X600" resolution.

    His Profile
    go shove your life in the rope before u died like a stupid ass
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  30. Post #30
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    January 2012
    687 Posts
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  31. Post #31
    Tristy's Avatar
    November 2011
    16 Posts
    >Says he doesn't blocks people
    >He blocked me first



    The truth
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  32. Post #32
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    February 2012
    3 Posts
    >Says he doesn't blocks people
    >He blocked me first



    The truth
    He blocked me on YouTube... even though I never even SPOKE to him on YouTube.
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  33. Post #33
    BudakCiner's Avatar
    September 2009
    534 Posts
    Your life a phathatic,

    Oh boy.
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  34. Post #34
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    December 2008
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  36. Post #36
    As a wise man once said: Never ask Fatfatfatty for computer advice
    Fatfatfatty's Avatar
    March 2009
    13,330 Posts
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  37. Post #37
    Fluttershy Enthusiast
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    June 2011
    5,712 Posts
    Isn't the worse person to describe your personality, yourself?
    Also, I think it would be a rule for the next thread, to post a picture, not a link. As they may get smart and change it.
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  38. Post #38
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    January 2012
    687 Posts
    How do you find people like that? That is just.... wow
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  39. Post #39
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    December 2005
    6,058 Posts

    A badass Halo fanboy who claims himself as a "Artist" and a Spartan.

    He also believes he's a good poser (Look at his dA account) with no-collide and no posing experience. The funny thing is he makes his own backgrounds as "800X600" resolution.

    His Profile
    i bet i could kick his ass at halo
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  40. Post #40
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    June 2011
    5,712 Posts




    Content!
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