[Joxalot]

You know what combat system REALLY sucks?
World of Darkness' one

Shoot someone with a guOH NVM HIS VIGOR HOLD THE DAMAGE THE ENEMY IS UNHARMED!
Also fuck this gay vampire werewolf mage fairy shit

[DiscoInferno]

Do you know what REALLY sucks? Leprosy.

[Rents]

Joxalot posted:

You know what combat system REALLY sucks?
World of Darkness' one

Shoot someone with a guOH NVM HIS VIGOR HOLD THE DAMAGE THE ENEMY IS UNHARMED!
Also fuck this gay vampire werewolf mage fairy shit

Being a normal human in WoD must suck, since anything that can't mind fuck or manipulate you is likely to shrug off gunshots and throw cars.

DiscoInferno posted:

Do you know what REALLY sucks? Leprosy.

You know what sucks more than that? Cheap whores.

[Darth_GW7]

DiscoInferno posted:

Do you know what REALLY sucks? Leprosy.

Two words:
Energy Drain.

In 2e especially

[DiscoInferno]

Rents posted:

You know what sucks more than that? Cheap whores.

Hey, no knocking whores on my watch.

[Joxalot]

You know what REALLY suck? Oozes

[Rents]

I think according to the nWoD rules, even if you manage to beat a werewolf unconscious it'll be fine again in about twenty minutes.

Edited:

DiscoInferno posted:

Hey, no knocking whores on my watch.

Nah, they do the good kind of sucking.

[DiscoInferno]

Rents posted:

Nah, they do the good kind of sucking.

Damn right.

[elowin]

But not as well as suckubi

[Fish_poke]

So I bought Bestiary 3 for Pathfinder the other day. Some cool stuff in there, including a Bandersnatch and MORE AQUATIC ANIMALS. Seriously, who likes aquatic combat? Honestly. That aside, there are these things called Leshy. They are basically Grass pokemon. It's weird.

[elowin]

Fish_poke posted:

So I bought Bestiary 3 for Pathfinder the other day. Some cool stuff in there, including a Bandersnatch and MORE AQUATIC ANIMALS. Seriously, who likes aquatic combat? Honestly. That aside, there are these things called Leshy. They are basically Grass pokemon. It's weird.

Bendersnatch, bah, over here we have Wendersnaven!

[Fish_poke]

elowin posted:

Bendersnatch, bah, over here we have Wendersnaven!

The Bandersnatch is a CR 17. Don't fuck with no Bandersnatch. Or Akhlut. Akhlut is like an Orca wolf hybrid thing. They are weird.

[elowin]

Wendersnaven are invisible and can't be touched!

[DiscoInferno]

elowin posted:

But not as well as suckubi

As I always say, succubi suck you dry. :q:

[Alice3173]

Darth_GW7 posted:

a lot of the time fans complain too much and fail to realise that the game is still fun if you just went into it without deciding "I WILL NOT ENJOY THIS"

No one in my group went into it deciding we'll not enjoy it. We gave it a good run, didn't think it felt right for D&D, went back to 3.5.

Aerkhan posted:

Compare 3.5e with 2e. It's almost the same, only 2e is way more epic, and 3.5e is great, but it's Caster Edition.

It's not as flexible for magic but I actually prefer the 2.5 rules for magic. It's much more difficult to be a successful mage but I personally feel magic shouldn't be a common thing every person is capable of being good at. It's supposed to be a rare and very difficult to come by thing.

[Rents]

elowin posted:

But not as well as suckubi

Putting your dick in a demon never ends well, no matter how good it feels.
Also, incubi and under represented.

Fish_poke posted:

So I bought Bestiary 3 for Pathfinder the other day. Some cool stuff in there, including a Bandersnatch and MORE AQUATIC ANIMALS. Seriously, who likes aquatic combat? Honestly. That aside, there are these things called Leshy. They are basically Grass pokemon. It's weird.

Pretty much anytime a character of mine fights something underwater he dies.

[elowin]

Rents posted:

Putting your dick in a demon never ends well, no matter how good it feels.
Also, incubi and under represented.

True, Erinyes really are much more reliable.

[DiscoInferno]

Rents posted:

Putting your dick in a demon never ends well, no matter how good it feels.
Also, incubi and under represented.

Pretty much anytime a character of mine fights something underwater he dies.

Aw, demons just need a little lovin'

[Rents]

All you need for a wild night in D&D is a polymorph spell or two.

[elowin]

Rents posted:

All you need for a wild night in D&D is a polymorph spell or two.

What about some illusions?
Love me some sex with something that only exists in my mind.

[DiscoInferno]

elowin posted:

What about some illusions?
Love me some sex with something that only exists in my mind.

Master-level masturbation?

[Rents]

elowin posted:

What about some illusions?
Love me some sex with something that only exists in my mind.

It'd sure beat jerking off anyway.

Edited:

Hmm, you could use illusion spells for fetishes that might kill you like vore or something.

[DiscoInferno]

Discussing power perversion potential, fandoms really are all alike. Well, I prefer it to the bickering before.

[elowin]

Rents posted:

It'd sure beat jerking off anyway.

Edited:

Hmm, you could use illusion spells for fetishes that might kill you like vore or something.

This conversation is not turning weird at all, nope, most certainly is not.'
And i most certainly did not make it worse with my previous posts, nope, i would never do such a thing.

[Rents]

I think if I ever used illusions for that it'd be the first time someone had to roll for sanity loss in D&D.

Edited:

Reduce/enlarge person could be used for kinky things too. Mage hand and scrying as well. No wonder wizards are usually dirty old men.

[suppertime]

I had a sweet post typed out about why min/maxing isn't evil but then chrome ate it because I unblocked googleapis from running on pages to get infinite looper to run.


The bottom line was most monsters / encounters are balanced against optimal characters (4e commits this sin) so to make the session run smoothly and quickly (bogged down combat is not fun).

[LordApocca]

Been playing some Baldur's Gate and noticed this nice DnD thread, but all you guys are talking about is masturbation and sex. Maybe i should just slowly back out of the thread.

[Rents]

Animate rope would have "uses" as well.

Edited:

LordApocca posted:

Been playing some Baldur's Gate and noticed this nice DnD thread, but all you guys are talking about is masturbation and sex. Maybe i should just slowly back out of the thread.

We normally don't

[HALP Cat]

DnD can only be about masturbation and sex if you play with Facepunch

[Alice3173]

Rents posted:

We normally don't

People wouldn't be surprised if they knew a few of the FPers posting here.

[elowin]

LordApocca posted:

Been playing some Baldur's Gate and noticed this nice DnD thread, but all you guys are talking about is masturbation and sex. Maybe i should just slowly back out of the thread.

Get back in here or im going to get my beholder girlfriend to rape your ass!

[Rents]

HALP Cat posted:

DnD can only be about masturbation and sex if you play with Facepunch

Probably the only place where I could find a DM who's both good and might actually allow me to molest a party member for kicks.

[elowin]

Rents posted:

Probably the only place where I could find a DM who's both good and might actually allow me to molest a party member for kicks.

I may allow you to molest a party member for kicks, but im most certainly not good!
...

[LordApocca]

I assume everyone here cares about Baldur's Gate and knows about the new teaser site owned by the director at Beamdog studios. Anyone got any idea how Beamdog could possibly have gotten the rights to Baldur's Gate? I thought they were owned by Atari nowadays? I can't imagine it being a hoax site either.

[elowin]

LordApocca posted:

I assume everyone here cares about Baldur's Gate and knows about the new teaser site owned by the director at Beamdog studios. Anyone got any idea how Beamdog could possibly have gotten the rights to Baldur's Gate? I thought they were owned by Atari nowadays? I can't imagine it being a hoax site either.

Magick.

[LordApocca]

elowin posted:

Magick.

I can't imagine Atari just giving away the rights to a tiny developer like that. Man, i'm excited to find out what the site is about. If it's some kind of sick joke, i want to know soon darn it.

[elowin]

LordApocca posted:

I can't imagine Atari just giving away the rights to a tiny developer like that. Man, i'm excited to find out what the site is about. If it's some kind of sick joke, i want to know soon darn it.

They rolled a natural 20 on their bluff check, said that they had owned it this entire time.

[Aerkhan]

LordApocca posted:

I assume everyone here cares about Baldur's Gate and knows about the new teaser site owned by the director at Beamdog studios. Anyone got any idea how Beamdog could possibly have gotten the rights to Baldur's Gate? I thought they were owned by Atari nowadays? I can't imagine it being a hoax site either.

iOS port.

[elowin]

Hey, i just got the best idea, let's all start a F.A.T.A.L. game!

It's the only game that has complex rules for determining your girth!

Also, here, have a look at some of the epic random magical effects!

[DiscoInferno]

I think I need to find a more mature community. I've always been an oddball around here.