1. Post #1201
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    jeimizu's Avatar
    August 2007
    6,421 Posts

    fuck, ninja'd by 5 minutes.
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  2. Post #1202
    Funny Hats's Avatar
    December 2007
    2,827 Posts
    -shazbot-
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  3. Post #1203
    A jetpack and ski mod for skyrim would be fucking amazing
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  4. Post #1204
    1337M347's Avatar
    April 2011
    612 Posts
    So I played a good round of deathmatch on a small server



    GOTTA GO FLAG
    Also, spent my 100th post in a tribes thread. Tribes was a childhood classic, and I hope Ascend will be just as memorable.
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  5. Post #1205
    Why does everyone say their speeds as "<amount> sanics"?
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  6. Post #1206
    I'm so Jewish you can suck my nuts.
    d00msdaydan's Avatar
    April 2009
    9,246 Posts
    Why does everyone say their speeds as "<amount> sanics"?
    Because they aren't going fast enough
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  7. Post #1207
    funion is gay
    Zukriuchen's Avatar
    September 2009
    16,236 Posts
    Why does everyone say their speeds as "<amount> sanics"?
    gotta go fast
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  8. Post #1208
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    krail9's Avatar
    June 2008
    7,411 Posts
    Why does everyone say their speeds as "<amount> sanics"?
    because GOTTA GO FAST
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  9. Post #1209
    My favorite NSA triggers are small pox cyber terror brown out
    Birdman101's Avatar
    November 2009
    7,159 Posts
    because km/h is too long, stupid, and serious for such a purpose.
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  10. Post #1210
    spartan-9081's Avatar
    May 2008
    750 Posts
    Eh... Anyone got a solution to the game freezing as soon as you start loading a map? Have pity on the latest sandraker newb.
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  11. Post #1211
    "You didn't have to cut me off" - Goatse <3
    Amplified31's Avatar
    June 2010
    843 Posts
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  12. Post #1212
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    OhHello's Avatar
    May 2011
    435 Posts
    Entire thread is optimistic
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  13. Post #1213
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    Askaris's Avatar
    May 2006
    2,499 Posts
    Why does everyone say their speeds as "<amount> sanics"?
    BECAUSE WE NEED TO GO FAST

    AND KPH TOO SLOW
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  14. Post #1214
    My favorite NSA triggers are small pox cyber terror brown out
    Birdman101's Avatar
    November 2009
    7,159 Posts
    latin_geek I saw you ingame
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  15. Post #1215
    Was that when you said you did (that was a different name, tho) and I responded, or on another occasion?
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  16. Post #1216
    My favorite NSA triggers are small pox cyber terror brown out
    Birdman101's Avatar
    November 2009
    7,159 Posts
    I dont know, I still have no clue how to work this damned chat doohickey.
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  17. Post #1217
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    ZombieDawgs's Avatar
    March 2009
    9,799 Posts
    I dont know, I still have no clue how to work this damned chat doohickey.
    Press v then g then s
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  18. Post #1218
    1337M347's Avatar
    April 2011
    612 Posts
    There's something great about shooting someone with a spinfuser going 180 sanics per hour while he's coming straight at you and hit him.
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  19. Post #1219
    Ogopogo's Avatar
    March 2011
    4,884 Posts
    Entire thread is optimistic
    I just figured out why.


    Rainbows are made from light, light goes really fast. And as we all know, you gotta go faster.
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  20. Post #1220
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    krail9's Avatar
    June 2008
    7,411 Posts
    My paypal is ready. I have $10 for whenever they implement skins and shit
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  21. Post #1221
    My favorite NSA triggers are small pox cyber terror brown out
    Birdman101's Avatar
    November 2009
    7,159 Posts
    Ah, funion.
    Spreading around the optimism like nutella on toast.
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  22. Post #1222
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    meppers's Avatar
    April 2007
    9,150 Posts
    what class rakes in XP faster, sniper guy or engineer (sentry making) guy?
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  23. Post #1223
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    OhHello's Avatar
    May 2011
    435 Posts
    what class rakes in XP faster, sniper guy or engineer (sentry making) guy?
    1. Go in game
    2. If enemy team is full of Gen humping techs go Brute, if not pick any other class you want
    3. Rape their generator, they will repair it after you die, then rape it again, getting loadsaxp in the process
    4. Find new game and repeat.
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  24. Post #1224
    JoeSibilant's Avatar
    May 2010
    6,688 Posts
    1. Go in game
    2. If enemy team is full of Gen humping techs go Brute, if not pick any other class you want
    3. Rape their generator, they will repair it after you die, then rape it again, getting loadsaxp in the process
    4. Find new game and repeat.
    Delicious Bruterape. Oh, you're shooting me with your OP shit SMG? HERE'S 3 RAVENADES

    AFTERMATH x3
    TRIPLE KILL
    EXPLOSIVE SPREE

    sandrakers gonna rake.
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  25. Post #1225
    My favorite NSA triggers are small pox cyber terror brown out
    Birdman101's Avatar
    November 2009
    7,159 Posts
    1. Go in game
    2. If enemy team is full of Gen humping techs go Brute, if not pick any other class you want
    3. Rape their generator, they will repair it after you die, then rape it again, getting loadsaxp in the process
    4. Find new game and repeat.
    Or,
    go engineer(or soldier), spend time constantly repairing/upgrading the gen while warding off brutes with your expert dodging skills and thumper DX.
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  26. Post #1226
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    krail9's Avatar
    June 2008
    7,411 Posts
    what class rakes in XP faster, sniper guy or engineer (sentry making) guy?
    Sniper is credit to team but unless you're godlike your score wont be that good.

    Technician is hard but you get lods ov emone running around taking care of the base.
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  27. Post #1227
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    The golden's Avatar
    June 2005
    15,460 Posts
    Sniper is credit to team but unless you're godlike your score wont be that good.

    Technician is hard but you get lods ov emone running around taking care of the base.
    Sniper may not bring in much points, but nothing beats that feeling you get when you heatshot-kill the flag-holder from a mile away as he's skiing through the hills at 210 sanics.

    Edited:

    Ok. I just played a game where 8/10 players on my team were offensive pathfinders, meaning our entire base was a ghosttown. We were loosing at a rate of about 1 flag a minute. Our asses were getting kicked so hard it wasn't even funny. I'm the only tech on our team trying to keep our generator running so I can get up to the surface and give our flag some turret support. But nope, the 1 brain cell my team has isn't interested in "defending".

    I asked in the chat: "Could I please get some generator defense so I can provide turret support" and some guy responded by saying that turrets and defenses don't matter because the enemy will grab the flag anyway. He says we should worry about defenses AFTER we deal with flag cappers. (We lost 0-5, and 3/4 of our team left)

    Some people should not be playing this game.
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  28. Post #1228
    I'm horrifically bad at this game, but I enjoy it nonetheless.
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  29. Post #1229
    Timarley's Avatar
    February 2012
    241 Posts
    Feels good Running away from 7 enemies with the flag
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  30. Post #1230
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    Ganerumo's Avatar
    September 2011
    16,528 Posts
    I'm horrifically bad at this game, but I enjoy it nonetheless.
    I lose all the time but I just enjoy surfing around and pissing all my enemies off by skiing as close to them and depleting three quarters of their life with a single spinfusor shot and letting them defenseless to get raped by my teammates (while I score fucktons with assists)
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  31. Post #1231
    Niklas's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,639 Posts
    Sniper may not bring in much points, but nothing beats that feeling you get when you heatshot-kill the flag-holder from a mile away as he's skiing through the hills at 210 sanics.

    Edited:

    Ok. I just played a game where 8/10 players on my team were offensive pathfinders, meaning our entire base was a ghosttown. We were loosing at a rate of about 1 flag a minute. Our asses were getting kicked so hard it wasn't even funny. I'm the only tech on our team trying to keep our generator running so I can get up to the surface and give our flag some turret support. But nope, the 1 brain cell my team has isn't interested in "defending".

    I asked in the chat: "Could I please get some generator defense so I can provide turret support" and some guy responded by saying that turrets and defenses don't matter because the enemy will grab the flag anyway. He says we should worry about defenses AFTER we deal with flag cappers. (We lost 0-5, and 3/4 of our team left)

    Some people should not be playing this game.
    He is right though a pathfinder can easily avoid turrets
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  32. Post #1232
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    papaya's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,507 Posts
    is there a way to view your deaths in game? scoreboard just shows kills and assists.
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  33. Post #1233
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    Ganerumo's Avatar
    September 2011
    16,528 Posts
    is there a way to view your deaths in game? scoreboard just shows kills and assists.
    You can see it at the end of the match but I think that's about it
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  34. Post #1234
    You can see it at the end of the match but I think that's about it
    It's better this way.
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  35. Post #1235
    ktr
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    August 2005
    290 Posts
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  36. Post #1236
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    Ganerumo's Avatar
    September 2011
    16,528 Posts
    Oh sweet new models finally
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  37. Post #1237
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    Raidyr's Avatar
    February 2007
    23,345 Posts
    Holy shit this patch is awesome and came out so soon after the last one. I love Hi Rez.
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  38. Post #1238
    I WOTCH ANIEM
    Maximo13's Avatar
    October 2008
    8,027 Posts
    This game is so fun, I can't get kills but I'm going relatively fast.
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  39. Post #1239
    Niklas's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,639 Posts
    Weapon prices reduced, seems they finally got a good f2p model.
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  40. Post #1240
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    June 2008
    7,411 Posts
    hirez posted:
    XP prices of many weapons have been lowered. Those that purchased the weapons at the older XP prices will be refunded XP as if they had purchased at the new prices.
    the best
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