1. Post #321
    Here I sit, I am elated, Came to shit, Ejaculated
    CapLaPorte's Avatar
    December 2010
    909 Posts
    I've actually seen the chimp video, it's real.
    It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
    Sauce please
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 Canada Show Events Agree Agree x 3Disagree Disagree x 1Zing Zing x 1 (list)

  2. Post #322
    Clops with bisousbisous daily <3
    Mr. Smartass's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,188 Posts
    Sauce please
    No
    Anyway, it was a few months ago, and I'm pretty sure the video was removed because, oh, IT WAS A VIDEO OF SOMEONE BEING RIPPED TO PIECES BY A CHIMPANZEE.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events Dumb Dumb x 8Disagree Disagree x 2Agree Agree x 1 (list)

  3. Post #323
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts
    Sauce please
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows XP United States Show Events Agree Agree x 5Disagree Disagree x 1 (list)

  4. Post #324
    Gold Member
    Géza!'s Avatar
    January 2008
    6,118 Posts

    This song is disabled by default in Simcity 4.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 Hungary Show Events Artistic Artistic x 4Informative Informative x 3Agree Agree x 1Winner Winner x 1 (list)

  5. Post #325
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,931 Posts
    I remember when I first discovered Primordial Dream. I was kinda creeped out.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events Agree Agree x 3Friendly Friendly x 1 (list)

  6. Post #326
    Dennab
    July 2009
    7,650 Posts

    This song is disabled by default in Simcity 4.
    Reminds me of the suspense music in HL2 or Dead Space.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events Agree Agree x 9 (list)

  7. Post #327

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts

    This song is disabled by default in Simcity 4.
    Reminds me of this


    mixed with this

    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events

  8. Post #328
    LightSwitchRave's Avatar
    December 2009
    304 Posts
    Anybody else remember this music video?
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events Winner Winner x 1Artistic Artistic x 1 (list)

  9. Post #329

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    Looking up those two songs reminded me of how creepy Civilization: Call to Power could be, largely due to the fact that you could advance two eras beyond the modern era, to the point where humanity uses technology indistinguishable from magic. You could even create an Orwellian society...to the extreme. What makes it scary is that some of the stuff you could make...can actually happen (or already be in place for all we know *insert tinfoil hat here*). Also, this game was rated E.

    All-controlling AI:

    Ridiculously extensive and unethical spy network:

    Hippie eco-terrorist nuke:

    The Labyrinth:
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events Agree Agree x 7 (list)

  10. Post #330
    The Labyrinth:
    How is this even a Wonder, and why does it grant free trade routes?!
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events Agree Agree x 14 (list)

  11. Post #331

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    How is this even a Wonder, and why does it grant free trade routes?!
    I don't know, how does Chichen Itza remove all crime from your nation?

    Although the Labyrinth, if someone actually built it in reality back in Ancient Greece, would classify as a wonder if only because it's an engineering marvel or something.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events

  12. Post #332
    supertribute's Avatar
    March 2012
    1,701 Posts
    Oh SIender Man is coming to get me. Creepy.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 Australia Show Events Informative Informative x 2Agree Agree x 1 (list)

  13. Post #333
    Clops with bisousbisous daily <3
    Mr. Smartass's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,188 Posts
    Oh SIender Man is coming to get me. Creepy.
    What
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events

  14. Post #334
    supertribute's Avatar
    March 2012
    1,701 Posts
    There was a user by the name viewing the thread.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 Australia Show Events Informative Informative x 1Friendly Friendly x 1 (list)

  15. Post #335
    Marky94's Avatar
    May 2008
    68 Posts
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows Vista United Kingdom Show Events Funny Funny x 7Dumb Dumb x 5Late Late x 1 (list)

  16. Post #336
    OwnedByTheDog's Avatar
    June 2009
    3,414 Posts
    I've actually seen the chimp video, it's real.
    It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
    Source, now.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 Sweden Show Events Agree Agree x 10Disagree Disagree x 2 (list)

  17. Post #337
    Dark RaveN's Avatar
    September 2010
    3,265 Posts
    I remember reading a book, that I think was by Clive Barker, when I was in upper elementary-school.

    It had several small stories in it, and one of the was about 2 villages that fought each other by forming 2 giant humanoid beings from the villagers' bodies. The writer went into great detail when describing them.

    Anyone know what book it could have been? I would like to re-read it, since it's been over 10 years.
    Is it me, or those are the Reapers from Mass Effect?
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 Estonia Show Events Agree Agree x 1 (list)

  18. Post #338
    Lpringle's Avatar
    February 2012
    17 Posts
    Damn.
    Assraped to death?
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events Agree Agree x 1 (list)

  19. Post #339
    Gold Member
    SgtTupelo's Avatar
    July 2005
    5,153 Posts
    Is it me, or those are the Reapers from Mass Effect?
    Yeah, except reapers are made from liquidified organic beings.

    Those 2 humanoid things were made out of their bodies. I remember how the writer described that those with sharpest sight formed the eyes, strongest ones were the hands and arms and smart ones gave out orders from the "brain" or something. Also he described the mangled bodies of the unfortunate ones that were the soles of the thing.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 Finland Show Events

  20. Post #340
    sparkles :D's Avatar
    February 2012
    631 Posts
    dem puns
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events Agree Agree x 1Dumb Dumb x 1 (list)

  21. Post #341
    SIender Man's Avatar
    June 2011
    6 Posts
    Oh SIender Man is coming to get me. Creepy.
    Hello.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events Winner Winner x 34Funny Funny x 5Zing Zing x 3 (list)

  22. Post #342
    Marky94's Avatar
    May 2008
    68 Posts

    Kinda creepy...Kinda sad.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows Vista United Kingdom Show Events Winner Winner x 3Friendly Friendly x 1Artistic Artistic x 1 (list)

  23. Post #343

    July 2011
    21 Posts

    No sleep for me tonight...
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events Late Late x 2Funny Funny x 2Disagree Disagree x 1 (list)

  24. Post #344
    KarloMcMarlo's Avatar
    January 2012
    712 Posts

    No sleep for me tonight...
    what in the unholy mother of fuck did i just watch

    like

    i just

    you

    i





    what
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows XP United States Show Events Agree Agree x 4 (list)

  25. Post #345
    Gold Member

    September 2006
    8,277 Posts

    No sleep for me tonight...
    Well that's enough internet for the next 50 years
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows Vista United States Show Events Funny Funny x 27Agree Agree x 1 (list)

  26. Post #346
    supertribute's Avatar
    March 2012
    1,701 Posts

    closes all windows and doors.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 Australia Show Events Dumb Dumb x 4Disagree Disagree x 2Funny Funny x 1 (list)

  27. Post #347
    Strikelol's Avatar
    November 2010
    564 Posts
    Jesus i have no clue what it is but whenever i look at this thread its midnight and i seem to only look at it at midnight
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events Agree Agree x 1 (list)

  28. Post #348
    There's only one person in this whole world like you. And people can like you exactly as you are.
    Lambda 217's Avatar
    March 2008
    4,552 Posts

    This song is disabled by default in Simcity 4.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United Kingdom Show Events

  29. Post #349
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    June 2007
    4,333 Posts
    Man I need to play SH2 again.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows XP United States Show Events Agree Agree x 1 (list)

  30. Post #350
    I pushed my dad off the stairs and all I got was he came back
    Aerkhan's Avatar
    October 2009
    4,767 Posts
    Man I need to play SH2 again.
    Yeah, those nurses are damned sexy.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 Netherlands Show Events Agree Agree x 4Disagree Disagree x 1 (list)

  31. Post #351
    Gold Member
    DEMONSKUL's Avatar
    August 2005
    9,961 Posts
    Yeah, those nurses are damned sexy.

    fapfapfapfap
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 Canada Show Events Agree x 31Disagree x 2Funny x 1Friendly x 1Dumb x 1 (list)

  32. Post #352
    I pushed my dad off the stairs and all I got was he came back
    Aerkhan's Avatar
    October 2009
    4,767 Posts

    fapfapfapfap
    See, that's what I mean.
    I'd bang it, even if she'd try to kill me while doing that.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 Netherlands Show Events Agree Agree x 2Optimistic Optimistic x 1Disagree Disagree x 1Dumb Dumb x 1 (list)

  33. Post #353

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    See, that's what I mean.
    I'd bang it, even if she'd try to kill me while doing that.
    It has no vagina. Or mouth. Or orifices in general.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events Agree Agree x 4 (list)

  34. Post #354
    "Epic Leddit pwner :)"
    UberMunchkin's Avatar
    March 2010
    12,350 Posts
    This isn't creepy, I just thought you'd all enjoy some comical relief from the endless brick-shittery.

    And explosions. Lots of explosions

    Oh god I always laugh at Monty Python
    [sub][sub]British represent :>[/sub][/sub]
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 Latvia Show Events Agree Agree x 1 (list)

  35. Post #355
    bunnyspy1's Avatar
    August 2009
    4,246 Posts
    The Labyrinth:
    I see your labyrinth and raise A DINOSAUR PARK

    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows Vista United States Show Events Funny Funny x 4 (list)

  36. Post #356

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts

    No sleep for me tonight...
    This is Jack when she's on drugs.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events

  37. Post #357

    No sleep for me tonight...
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United Kingdom Show Events Informative Informative x 4Useful Useful x 1Agree Agree x 1Disagree Disagree x 1 (list)

  38. Post #358
    Gold Member
    DEMONSKUL's Avatar
    August 2005
    9,961 Posts
    It has no vagina. Or mouth. Or orifices in general.
    You can just dry hump it......
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 Canada Show Events Agree Agree x 5 (list)

  39. Post #359
    Gold Member
    booster's Avatar
    July 2006
    21,497 Posts
    You can just dry hump it......
    I can imagine Pyramid Head writing down notes while reading this thread.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 Finland Show Events Funny Funny x 22 (list)

  40. Post #360

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    I can imagine Pyramid Head writing down notes while reading this thread.
    Pyramid Head doesn't need notes, he's already succeeded in that department. Probably many times.
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Windows 7 United States Show Events Agree Agree x 1 (list)