1. Post #1601
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    Sleepy Head's Avatar
    August 2006
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    1st pic he's lookin like the terminator
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  2. Post #1602
    Vancity's Avatar
    December 2011
    270 Posts
    I'll just re-post here so people can know what you're talking about.

    My Dad's in the middle, 1st place.


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  3. Post #1603
    Shovelpass's Avatar
    January 2012
    609 Posts
    "my dad is natty"

    LOL
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  4. Post #1604
    Vancity's Avatar
    December 2011
    270 Posts
    "my dad is natty"

    LOL
    He competes in shows that require polygraphs and drug tests to avoid having steroid users compete. I know he's natural, I've lived with him for 18 years of my life with absolutely no such suspicions he's ever done steroids. I found out he smoked weed when I was like 10, he's terrible at hiding secrets, and if he took the juice, that would be something I would have already known. Don't be so butthurt at the fact that someones hard work and dedication paid off without the use of enhancement drugs. Believe what you want but I know without a doubt my dad isn't on steroids.

    Edited:

    Also, if you think you would need steroids to achieve that size you are sorely mistaken. Not every single human being stops growing at the same point if they're natural.
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  5. Post #1605
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    April 2010
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    He competes in shows that require polygraphs and drug tests to avoid having steroid users compete. I know he's natural, I've lived with him for 18 years of my life with absolutely no such suspicions he's ever done steroids. I found out he smoked weed when I was like 10, he's terrible at hiding secrets, and if he took the juice, that would be something I would have already known. Don't be so butthurt at the fact that someones hard work and dedication paid off without the use of enhancement drugs. Believe what you want but I know without a doubt my dad isn't on steroids.

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    Also, if you think you would need steroids to achieve that size you are sorely mistaken. Not every single human being stops growing at the same point if they're natural.

    ahahahhaha you know nothing about testing procedures.


    Polygraphs holy fuck i haven't laughed this hard in a while.

    Edited:

    Your dad is not natty, you need to get over it and move on. Nobody is criticizing him for it, we're just amused by how desperately you need to think he is natty.

    Steroid use is one of the most secretive behaviors, so you living with him for 18 years and not suspecting shit doesn't mean a fucking thing. A smart bber with a family would not keep the gear at his home.
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  6. Post #1606
    Vancity's Avatar
    December 2011
    270 Posts
    ahahahhaha you know nothing about testing procedures.


    Polygraphs holy fuck i haven't laughed this hard in a while.

    Edited:

    Your dad is not natty, you need to get over it and move on. Nobody is criticizing him for it, we're just amused by how desperately you need to think he is natty.

    Steroid use is one of the most secretive behaviors, so you living with him for 18 years and not suspecting shit doesn't mean a fucking thing. A smart bber with a family would not keep the gear at his home.
    LOL Knew you'd be the one to post! I don't care about anything you have to say, you probably take steroids yourself which is why you're so against the fact that he's natural and did it without any drugs. YOU are the one who knows nothing about testing procedures, where the fuck is your proof that there is no polygraphs in any of the competitions? I have email proof that there is one! Do you compete? Doubt that. Do you know someone who's been competing for 30 years? Doubt that.

    Why do you care so much that I know my dad doesn't do steroids? It just keeps adding to the fact that you're mad and people don't need drugs to achieve a certain size, if you believed he did steroids you would have kept you mouth shut after the first couple posts and been done with it and not keep trying to prove your point because in the end I don't give two shits and I know the truth LOL.

    Edited:

    Also secretive behaviors?! HAH! And I'm quoting you "holy fuck i haven't laughed this hard in a while" Everyone at my gym who does it is so open about it, it's spoken about all the fucking time. You can't compare where you live to where I live buddy, doesn't work like that. Any other attempts at trying to be a smart ass and horribly failing?

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    Also, curious as to what explains his absolute hate for juicers, I can't go a whole day (just after competition time) about how much he hates juicers and being natural is the way to go. I've never in my life heard a juicer who has purposely dissed himself. I know my dad better than anyone on this planet, if he's hiding something I would have easily found out what it was by now. He's natural, and you're the one who needs to get over it.
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  7. Post #1607
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    April 2012
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    LOL Knew you'd be the one to post! I don't care about anything you have to say, you probably take steroids yourself which is why you're so against the fact that he's natural and did it without any drugs. YOU are the one who knows nothing about testing procedures. Do you do compete? Doubt that. Do you know someone who's been competing for 30 years? Doubt that.

    Why do you care so much that I know my dad doesn't do steroids? It just keeps adding to the fact that you're mad and people don't need drugs to achieve a certain size, if you believed he did steroids you would have kept you mouth shut after the first couple posts and been done with it and not keep trying to prove your point because in the end I don't give two shits and I know the truth LOL.

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    Also secretive behaviors?! HAH! And I'm quoting you "holy fuck i haven't laughed this hard in a while" Everyone at my gym who does it is so open about it, it's spoken about all the fucking time. You can't compare where you live to where I live buddy, doesn't work like that. Any other attempts at trying to be a smart ass and horribly failing?

    Edited:

    Also, curious as to what explains his absolute hate for juicers, I can't go a whole day (just after competition time) about how much he hates juicers and being natural is the way to go. I've never in my life heard a juicer who has purposely dissed himself. I know my dad better than anyone on this planet, if he's hiding something I would have easily found out what it was by now. He's natural, and you're the one who needs to get over it.

    Jaeger is pretty knowledgeable about all this stuff, so I wouldn't be barking up that tree.

    Perhaps he talks down about juicers because of an insecurity, or because he wants to be a good role-model or something. Personally, I wouldn't tell my family if I was on roids, especially if I had a loud-mouthed son.

    He's your dad, obviously you're gonna be defensive when someone calls him a liar, even if it's not that big of a deal anyway.

    Anyway, you need to calm down, you're clearly being worked up about this.
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  8. Post #1608

    May 2010
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    Also, curious as to what explains his absolute hate for juicers, I can't go a whole day (just after competition time) about how much he hates juicers and being natural is the way to go.
    He's trying to be a good role model and lie about the truth behind his massive group of juicers, to protect you of course.
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  9. Post #1609
    Vancity's Avatar
    December 2011
    270 Posts
    Jaeger is pretty knowledgeable about all this stuff, so I wouldn't be barking up that tree.

    Perhaps he talks down about juicers because of an insecurity, or because he wants to be a good role-model or something. Personally, I wouldn't tell my family if I was on roids, especially if I had a loud-mouthed son.

    He's your dad, obviously you're gonna be defensive when someone calls him a liar, even if it's not that big of a deal anyway.

    Anyway, you need to calm down, you're clearly being worked up about this.
    You'd be worked up to if you knew your dad wasn't on the juice and someone who thinks he knows it all says he is. Jaeger may be knowledgeable about some things, but not with this, he said "Polygraphs holy fuck i haven't laughed this hard in a while." Well, I have email proof of their being a polygraph at the next show. Shows how much he knows right there. He literally has no way of proving my dad is on steroids, saying just by looking at someone and saying they're on steroids doesn't prove shit. It's called hard work and dedication, and that's it.

    Edited:

    He's trying to be a good role model and lie about the truth behind his massive group of juicers, to protect you of course.
    He doesn't just say it around me, I overhear him talking to other people about it as well, even guys at the gym. He also does school seminars about not taking steroids lol.. So I'm afraid that isn't the reason.
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  10. Post #1610
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    You'd be worked up to if you knew your dad wasn't on the juice and someone who thinks he knows it all says he is. Jaeger may be knowledgeable about some things, but not with this, he said "Polygraphs holy fuck i haven't laughed this hard in a while." Well, I have email proof of their being a polygraph at the next show. Shows how much he knows right there. He literally has no way of proving my dad is on steroids, saying just by looking at someone and saying they're on steroids doesn't prove shit. It's called hard work and dedication, and that's it.
    i don't think he doubted there was a polygraph, i think he found it funny that you thought a polygraph would prove your dad was natty
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  11. Post #1611
    Vancity's Avatar
    December 2011
    270 Posts
    i don't think he doubted there was a polygraph, i think he found it funny that you thought a polygraph would prove your dad was natty
    So you're telling me that my dad knows how to beat a polygraph but murderer's can't?

    Edited:

    Also, no more fucking arguments. You can all think he's on steroids all you want, it will not change the truth and my beliefs. No more flaming, no more arguing, it's done with. K thanks.
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  12. Post #1612
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    August 2005
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    So you're telling me that my dad knows how to beat a polygraph but murderer's can't?
    first off, i wasn't telling you what i thought, but what he thought, and secondly, there's a reason polygraphs aren't considered very reliable
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  13. Post #1613

    May 2010
    331 Posts
    hey relax he pulled out the k thanks
    you dont know what youre messin with
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  14. Post #1614
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    April 2012
    2,983 Posts
    AFAIK you can't use polygraphs in court as something with any weight, or something (I don't know for sure, I just heard about it) It doesn't really count.
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  15. Post #1615
    Vancity's Avatar
    December 2011
    270 Posts
    Anywho in the end some have different beliefs and opinions than others. I know the truth and that's all that matters to me. Happy Body Building
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  16. Post #1616
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    April 2010
    4,775 Posts
    LOL Knew you'd be the one to post! I don't care about anything you have to say, you probably take steroids yourself which is why you're so against the fact that he's natural and did it without any drugs. YOU are the one who knows nothing about testing procedures, where the fuck is your proof that there is no polygraphs in any of the competitions? I have email proof that there is one! Do you compete? Doubt that. Do you know someone who's been competing for 30 years? Doubt that.

    Why do you care so much that I know my dad doesn't do steroids? It just keeps adding to the fact that you're mad and people don't need drugs to achieve a certain size, if you believed he did steroids you would have kept you mouth shut after the first couple posts and been done with it and not keep trying to prove your point because in the end I don't give two shits and I know the truth LOL.

    Edited:

    Also secretive behaviors?! HAH! And I'm quoting you "holy fuck i haven't laughed this hard in a while" Everyone at my gym who does it is so open about it, it's spoken about all the fucking time. You can't compare where you live to where I live buddy, doesn't work like that. Any other attempts at trying to be a smart ass and horribly failing?

    Edited:

    Also, curious as to what explains his absolute hate for juicers, I can't go a whole day (just after competition time) about how much he hates juicers and being natural is the way to go. I've never in my life heard a juicer who has purposely dissed himself. I know my dad better than anyone on this planet, if he's hiding something I would have easily found out what it was by now. He's natural, and you're the one who needs to get over it.



    Edited:

    vancity pm posted:
    You're honestly wasting your time trying to prove me wrong. I know with all of my being he doesn't do steroids. Why do you care so much too? Seems like any chance you get you quickly jump outta no where and scream HE DOES STEROIDS? He's not your dad, I don't know you in real life.. Why does it matter to you? Are you hurt because maybe you do steroids and don't look half as decent as he does naturally? You're extremely annoying. You see any of my posts and you reply, it just keeps on proving my point about how you're just soooo damn mad.

    oh shit please this day cant get any better ahahahhhahha



    PLEASE

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    p.s kid, i've replied to maybe 3 of your posts, next to the countless pages of you masturbating about your dad competing in a competition against roiders and how it's going to be sooo hard because he's a natty.

    Point in case, I didn't bring up the fact your dad isn't natty, shovelpass did and you blew up again. lmfao
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  17. Post #1617
    Vancity's Avatar
    December 2011
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    Edited:




    oh shit please this day cant get any better ahahahhhahha



    PLEASE

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    p.s kid, i've replied to maybe 3 of your posts, next to the countless pages of you masturbating about your dad competing in a competition against roiders and how it's going to be sooo hard because he's a natty.

    Point in case, I didn't bring up the fact your dad isn't natty, shovelpass did and you blew up again. lmfao
    *Doesn't know what to say* *Posts picture of something completely meaningless*

    GG?

    Also, refer to my above post there pal. Read it? Got it? Good, glad we understand!
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  18. Post #1618
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    I'll just re-post here so people can know what you're talking about.

    My Dad's in the middle, 1st place.

    Natty or not, he's got a great looking physique, no gut, narrow waist, nice looking abs and evenly worked body overall. The third one does not even have a low body fat, the fug.
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  19. Post #1619
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    congrats to your dad either way, that is one tan motherfucker
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  20. Post #1620
    Vancity's Avatar
    December 2011
    270 Posts
    Natty or not, he's got a great looking physique, no gut, narrow waist, nice looking abs and evenly worked body overall. The third one does not even have a low body fat, the fug.
    Thank you, I appreciate that.

    congrats to your dad either way, that is one tan motherfucker
    Thanks man!

    Edited:

    I actually get to be in the news paper with him posing at the gym, gonna be pretty cool!
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  21. Post #1621
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    January 2012
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    Because it's sooooo hard to keep something that only has to be done twice a week or so (hell you can even get away with doing long esters once a week) and takes a few minutes to do a secret.

    Kid is in strong denial. Daddy is prolly getting a buddy to stick a needle in his ass at the gym. I have nothing against steroids, I've used them and intend to using them further, and I have nothing against bodybuilders who use steroids (which is all of them), but I find it disgusting when they try too hard to milk the natty thing. There's a difference between claiming natty to keep your sponsorships and whatnot and claiming natty so hard you're willing to lie to your son.
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  22. Post #1622
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    July 2006
    806 Posts
    Make sure to scan/take a pic of the article when it comes out.
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  23. Post #1623
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,120 Posts
    Pointless discussion - his dad being a natty or not.

    He may be a natty; I can't really see the full magnitude of his dad's physique, nor I know his weight and height.

    He may be on roids; none of our business, whether he decides to lie or not.

    I loved the photos and I would like to also see the magazine.
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  24. Post #1624
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    May 2005
    14,226 Posts
    is there any way of getting rid of stretch marks, or at least treating them so they're less noticeable?

    i've noticed a few marks on my bis, shoulders and upper legs recently. you can't really tell from far away but up close it's pretty noticeable.

    Edited:

    while i'm on the subject, what even causes stretch marks?
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  25. Post #1625
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    January 2008
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    budspunce you're pregnant.
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  26. Post #1626
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,120 Posts
    I've recently come to the conclusion stretch marks might be caused by bad posture, although not exclusively.
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  27. Post #1627
    Bleach Qeef's Avatar
    June 2007
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    I've recently come to the conclusion stretch marks might be caused by bad posture, although not exclusively.
    wot


    explain stretch marks on arms shoulders quads ect.
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  28. Post #1628
    Shovelpass's Avatar
    January 2012
    609 Posts
    Cocoa butter is good at helping with stretch marks. Pregnant women use it.
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  29. Post #1629
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,120 Posts
    wot


    explain stretch marks on arms shoulders quads ect.
    shoulders = ?

    quads = ?

    There could be a number of areas, but from my own personal experience here...

    Shoulders = tight pecs

    quads = (depeding on the area) tight hip flexors.
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  30. Post #1630
    Shoopiwoop's Avatar
    December 2008
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    Trying to eat better than what i used to, i used to eat way to little.

    Started doing a slight bulk but i don't think i can classify it as that.

    2600 calories, around 166grams of carbs and 199 grams of protein.

    I have a feeling i lack alot of carbs, i mean alot. So i need to go to the store and buy some oats.

    Does this look good if i up the carbs?
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  31. Post #1631
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
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    166 grams is pretty low, but that is all dependent on how much daily activity you do and your training.
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  32. Post #1632
    Shoopiwoop's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,152 Posts
    166 grams is pretty low, but that is all dependent on how much daily activity you do and your training.
    I workout three times a week that contains alot of compound excersies.

    And my daily activity is at moderate, i venture out with friends atleast once a day. And i'd say my training is moderate - heavy.

    But does it look fine, anything i'm doing wrong? im welcoming criticism since i want to make sure i don't fuck up.
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  33. Post #1633
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
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    I never count calories, carbs, protein or fats. It is utterly useless to be honest.

    Cycle low carb-high carb days when you train; train - high carbs, complex, rest - low carbs, complex.

    Play with that scheme, see if it works for you. Some might feel drained, some won't.
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  34. Post #1634
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    September 2005
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    Trying to eat better than what i used to, i used to eat way to little.

    Started doing a slight bulk but i don't think i can classify it as that.

    2600 calories, around 166grams of carbs and 199 grams of protein.

    I have a feeling i lack alot of carbs, i mean alot. So i need to go to the store and buy some oats.

    Does this look good if i up the carbs?
    depends, what's your weight?
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  35. Post #1635
    Shoopiwoop's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,152 Posts
    depends, what's your weight?
    Around 68kg.

    178cm tall.
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  36. Post #1636
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    September 2005
    3,689 Posts
    here's a bulk guide that i'm following: http://supplementreviews.com/forum/i...hp?topic=130.0

    protein: 187g-225g
    carbs: 225g-262g
    fat: 90g - 112g

    caloric minimum: 2458 - 2956, but you can increase it if you think your metabolism is higher than normal

    while seith thinks it's useless to keep track, it's been nothing but awesome for me. i've entered everything into a spreadsheet that i use as a checklist for every day, to make sure i'm going past my minimum.

    you can choose to ignore the meal set-up if you want, honestly all you need to worry about is getting what your body needs for the whole day
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  37. Post #1637
    Shoopiwoop's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,152 Posts
    here's a bulk guide that i'm following: http://supplementreviews.com/forum/i...hp?topic=130.0

    protein: 187g-225g
    carbs: 225g-262g
    fat: 90g - 112g

    caloric minimum: 2458 - 2956, but you can increase it if you think your metabolism is higher than normal

    while seith thinks it's useless to keep track, it's been nothing but awesome for me. i've entered everything into a spreadsheet that i use as a checklist for every day, to make sure i'm going past my minimum.

    you can choose to ignore the meal set-up if you want, honestly all you need to worry about is getting what your body needs for the whole day
    Thanks alot.

    First time bulking, etc. My main worry is the fat though.
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  38. Post #1638
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    September 2005
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    the fat from food isn't the same as body fat, you actually do need it for essential body functions, etc
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  39. Post #1639
    Shoopiwoop's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,152 Posts
    the fat from food isn't the same as body fat, you actually do need it for essential body functions, etc
    No i meant the bodyfat.

    I know that fats are essential.
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  40. Post #1640
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,120 Posts
    Anyone got a copy of "The Protein Book" by Lyle McDonald?
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