Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: DOCTOR FLOUNDER
Doctor Flounder Box: Yesh?
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: I NEED MEDICAL ASSISTENCE
Doctor Flounder Box: Ok, hang on. I have 911 on speed dia...
Doctor Flounder Box: Oh wait
Doctor Flounder Box: You mean me.
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: yes
Doctor Flounder Box: What seems to be the problem?
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: I cut my pinky finger
Doctor Flounder Box: DEAR GOD MAN WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SOONER
Doctor Flounder Box: Nurse! Bring me my chainsaw, the robotic arm and the rubber ducky!
Doctor Flounder Box: Oh, an morphine. Lots and lots of morphine.
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: DOCTOR, I don't need the Morphine
Doctor Flounder Box: Very well
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: GIVE IT TO THE AFRICAN PATIONTS
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: I'm fine without it
Doctor Flounder Box: Here, bite on my sock. I dont like listening to people scream.
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: Can you take it off first?
Doctor Flounder Box: GAH
Doctor Flounder Box: NO TIME
Doctor Flounder Box: Now then, just close your eyes and it'll all be over soon enough.
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: very well
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: DOC
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: IF I DON'T MAKE IT
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: TELL MY ROOMIE
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: IT'S HIS FAULT
Doctor Flounder Box: I will
Doctor Flounder Box: I will because you are the bravest man I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.
Doctor Flounder Box sheds a single tear and salutes
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: Right, let's get this over with
Doctor Flounder Box cuts off Dukovs arm
Doctor Flounder Box replaces it with rubber ducky
Doctor Flounder Box uses robotic arm to fondle nurses tits
Doctor Flounder Box: aaaaaaaaand
Doctor Flounder Box: Done.
Doctor Flounder Box: Now... Wake up.
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: I was never asleep
Doctor Flounder Box violently slaps Dukov
Doctor Flounder Box: DAMIT MAN WAKE UP
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: I AM AWAKE
Doctor Flounder Box: Ah
Doctor Flounder Box: Your awake.
Doctor Flounder Box: Well, the operation was a complete success.
Doctor Flounder Box: Your pinky now squeaks and is yellow, there was only 3 buckets of blood lost.
Doctor Flounder Box: Also, me and the nurse had sex on top of you while you were asleep.
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: I wasn't asleep
Doctor Flounder Box: Like I said. While you were asleep.
Doctor Flounder Box: So, everyone wins.
Dukov The ☆Loli☆ Master: But I wasn't..
Reminds me of med school.
All two weeks of it.