[Dukov Traboski]

First night we were here a spider the size of someone's face crawled up out of the sink drain. The drain has been plugged since then and no one dare uses it.

[Jacknife]

Dukov Traboski posted:

First night we were here a spider the size of someone's face crawled up out of the sink drain. The drain has been plugged since then and no one dare uses it.

Their attack is just beginning.

Sleep light, my friend.

[Dukov Traboski]

If I slept any more lighter, I'd float to the roof.

[AaronM202]

Become a feather.

[petfe]

And then Dukov was a feather.

[Korro Bravin]

AaronM202 posted:

Become a feather.

Or helium perhaps... Also .net 4.0 is making a muckery of my running services... curse you Microsoft... again...

[jason278]

That's one hell of a top 5 if you ask me

[eggman249]

Jacknife posted:

1. get something(s) heavy ready
2. Burn the hole
3. put heavy item(s) on hole
4. dukov feels masochistic


also, never noticed eggman has a hair model :o what is it from? never seen it before.

It's Sarif's hair from Deus Ex.

[Dukov Traboski]

I AM BEST!

[Joazzz]

Middle ground motherfuckers

[Nexus_Elite]

Que?

[-Rusty-]

What the fuck, I try rating someone and it directs me straight to the main page of FP.

[Dukov Traboski]

-Rusty- posted:

What the fuck, I try rating someone and it directs me straight to the main page of FP.

Thats been happening to me all week.

[Fort83]

Dukov Traboski posted:

I opened the front gate to let Forest in, and when the latch came out of the hole SPIDERS POURED OUT OF THE HOLE. So I ran back inside, armed myself with a can of hairspray and a lighter. Went back and burned 'em out.

are you a woman or something? It's just some fucking spiders. Grow some grapes

[Dukov Traboski]

Fort83 posted:

are you a woman or something? It's just some fucking spiders. Grow some grapes

Mock me now, but when the Spider Uprising happens don't come crying to me.

[Rick VIce]

Fort83 posted:

are you a woman or something? It's just some fucking spiders. Grow some grapes

He's afraid of them, yet he faces them. I think he has grapes.

[Dukov Traboski]

When did I become afraid of them?

[Nexus_Elite]

Fort83 posted:

are you a woman or something? It's just some fucking spiders. Grow some grapes

I have some grapes growing outside, plump and purple.

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

I have a spider on the wall of my room.
Been there for months now, he's become somewhat of a friend now.
I call him Frank.

[Dukov Traboski]

I think Frank is dead, boyo.

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

Dukov Traboski posted:

I think Frank is dead, boyo.

Naw, he moves now and then.
Eats flies and stuff.

[FloaterTWO]

The last time i found a spider in my room i hit it with a crowbar.

There's now a big hole in the back of my bed's headboard.

[Taggart]

the last time I saw a spider in my room I welcomed it as long as it payed rent

it said no, so I had my dog eat it

freeloading cunt

[Korro Bravin]

A fairly large spider invaded my claimed territory, therefore I declared it an act of war, and took it prisoner. It died a day or two later due to either starvation and or dehydration. Tau make terrible prison guards.

[Dukov Traboski]

Korro Bravin posted:

A fairly large spider invaded my claimed territory, therefore I declared it an act of war, and took it prisoner. It died a day or two later due to either starvation and or dehydration. Tau make terrible prison guards.

Didn't you take a picture of that?

[TehAgentGuy]

5:20 PM - Housen: and so a satisfying few hours of posing my annoyance at people
5:20 PM - XanaToast. Raging Stroggophiliac: show me
5:20 PM - Housen:
5:20 PM - Housen:

[Jacknife]

yeah frost just told me how creepy and weird you got

[Dukov Traboski]

ATP is the only person in the world who feels manly cus he can throw a can at some poor girl's head.

[XanaToast.]

gimmy dem buds, then i'll be rich and buy bills

[AaronM202]

TehAgentGuy posted:

5:20 PM - Housen: and so a satisfying few hours of posing my annoyance at people
5:20 PM - XanaToast. Raging Stroggophiliac: show me
5:20 PM - Housen:
5:20 PM - Housen:

[REDACTED]"Atp apparantly threw a can at a girls head, as she was singing"
5:09 PM - SN: what
[REDACTED] "Atp apparantly threw a can at a girls head, as she was singing"

Whaaat.

[Korro Bravin]

Dukov Traboski posted:

Didn't you take a picture of that?

Indeed I did, I should make a documentary on it...

[Haxxer]

i made something



what a shocker

[Taggart]

make more things

[FloaterTWO]

quit makin pictures of me and make some of you

not that they aren't good or anything just use your perskin more

[Minimole]

[-Rusty-]

You have been infected with the gay.

[AaronM202]

Dukov aint gay, the porn stache says so.

[Dukov Traboski]

I'm not gay

[Back_Slash]

SCANDALOUS.

[Chonch]

Dukov Traboski posted:

I'm not gay