1. Post #81
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    FlakAttack's Avatar
    November 2006
    5,600 Posts
    Somehow I got to silver with out even getting new equipment. I'm losing constantly to players with guns that makes my shit look like a joke, but my threat keeps going up. Ugh...
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  2. Post #82
    NitronikALT's Avatar
    September 2010
    6,640 Posts
    I see you got introduced to the new system.
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  3. Post #83
    NitronikALT's Avatar
    September 2010
    6,640 Posts
    KD of 9/1 with a STAR R&D I with Hunting Sight I.

    Fuck yeah.
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  4. Post #84
    JurajIsNotPirat's Avatar
    September 2009
    5,110 Posts
    I like this picture you've taken.
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  5. Post #85

    December 2011
    458 Posts
    I will pay lods of APB emone if someone makes the following into logos (JOKER ONLY)

    The text from this image in a similar font. Preferably make the light purple black and the dark purple white, so I can change the colors myself, all on a transparent background:




    Would also like this logo (URL due to big):

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jhRfaFWsk7...-strangers.jpg
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  6. Post #86
    JurajIsNotPirat's Avatar
    September 2009
    5,110 Posts
    I will pay lods of APB emone if someone makes the following into logos

    The text from this image in a similar font. Preferably make the light purple black and the dark purple white, so I can change the colors myself, all on a transparent background:




    Would also like this logo (URL due to big):

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jhRfaFWsk7...-strangers.jpg
    I'll give it a try. I am on obeya though.

    Edited:

    also tomorrow
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  7. Post #87

    December 2011
    458 Posts
    I'll give it a try. I am on obeya though.

    Edited:

    also tomorrow
    Forgot to say, joker only. will edit the post for that
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  8. Post #88
    JurajIsNotPirat's Avatar
    September 2009
    5,110 Posts
    ugh It's a shame you cannot send things to a different server.
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  9. Post #89
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    October 2006
    3,738 Posts
    I will pay lods of APB emone if someone makes the following into logos (JOKER ONLY)

    The text from this image in a similar font. Preferably make the light purple black and the dark purple white, so I can change the colors myself, all on a transparent background:




    Would also like this logo (URL due to big):

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jhRfaFWsk7...-strangers.jpg
    I tried making either. Fuck that.
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  10. Post #90

    December 2011
    458 Posts
    I tried making either. Fuck that.
    I tried, but I am uber bad at the symbol maker. And I really wanna make a DP van.
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  11. Post #91
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    Woovie's Avatar
    October 2006
    3,738 Posts
    I tried, but I am uber bad at the symbol maker. And I really wanna make a DP van.
    Those symbols are just a bit too crazy. The blue one wouldn't be too hard for someone with patience in that editor. The purple one is fairly easy if you can make good stiff curves. Organic shaped letters are much easier.
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  12. Post #92
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    PaChIrA's Avatar
    October 2008
    8,769 Posts
    First time playing for 9 months of hiatus, got my ass majorly kicked.
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  13. Post #93
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    Taggart's Avatar
    February 2006
    14,749 Posts
    no-one survives the car physics

    no-one
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  14. Post #94
    NitronikALT's Avatar
    September 2010
    6,640 Posts
    no-one survives the car physics

    no-one

    I had to learn how to drive a G20 on two wheels. It's one of these necessary things to know in life.
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  15. Post #95
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    Dude Meister's Avatar
    September 2006
    2,061 Posts
    I can drive many cars on 2 wheels now. The Espacio, the varzuga, and the moirai. Hell, I finally learned how to drive a moirai without spinning out on corners! Although I still have a tendency to wind up on my roof 30 seconds after getting in a vegas. maybe shouldn't have spent all that money on a slotted one...
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  16. Post #96
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    November 2006
    5,681 Posts
    vegas best car in game.
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  17. Post #97
    NitronikALT's Avatar
    September 2010
    6,640 Posts
    I can drive many cars on 2 wheels now. The Espacio, the varzuga, and the moirai. Hell, I finally learned how to drive a moirai without spinning out on corners! Although I still have a tendency to wind up on my roof 30 seconds after getting in a vegas. maybe shouldn't have spent all that money on a slotted one...
    Slotted Vegas you say.
    Would some cash + my G20 do? If you are a criminal you can't use it tho, got some Enforcer lights on it.

    I'm on Obeya
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  18. Post #98
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    Mr. Someguy's Avatar
    March 2006
    24,007 Posts
    I'm on Obeya
    Meis is on Joker.
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  19. Post #99
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    July 2007
    4,390 Posts
    aw, so cute, i get hackusated atleast twice a day now...

    I don't know what happened, but I got alot better with my obeya all of a sudden.
    got 120 kills in exactly two hours with 19/20 W/A missions, and half of those were unopposed...

    me likes.
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  20. Post #100
    NitronikALT's Avatar
    September 2010
    6,640 Posts
    Meis is on Joker.
    ah shit.

    Edited:

    aw, so cute, i get hackusated atleast twice a day now...

    I don't know what happened, but I got alot better with my obeya all of a sudden.
    got 120 kills in exactly two hours with 19/20 W/A missions, and half of those were unopposed...

    me likes.
    I can understand, I suddenly became much better with the STAR. Especially after I installed Hunting Sight I on it
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  21. Post #101
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    Mr. Someguy's Avatar
    March 2006
    24,007 Posts
    I get hackusated like once every 2-3 months, I'm no good
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  22. Post #102
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    PaChIrA's Avatar
    October 2008
    8,769 Posts
    I get hackusated like once every 2-3 months, I'm no good
    I die 9 times each match at the very least.
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  23. Post #103
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    March 2006
    24,007 Posts
    I die 9 times each match at the very least.
    You were offline for 9 months :P
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  24. Post #104
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    Dude Meister's Avatar
    September 2006
    2,061 Posts
    Not to mention I wouldn't sell it anyway. A buddy with both armas kits made it specially for me. I drive it when I want to have fun. If I want to actually reach my destination without wasting $300 on respawning, I use my bishada. Which was also made by a buddy with armas stuff. A different buddy. In return I make MY buddies slotted mikros with armas stuff. It's pretty neat like that. Now all we need is a 4th person to come along with the cisco or espacio parts...
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  25. Post #105
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
    July 2007
    13,703 Posts
    First time playing for 9 months of hiatus, got my ass majorly kicked.
    My bad man, Vegas lost control.

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  26. Post #106
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    Dude Meister's Avatar
    September 2006
    2,061 Posts
    I never get hackusated. Even when I do unnaturally well. I went 16-6 against a gold team, somehow my aim and situational awareness was god-like for that match... and they hackusate my clanmate who went 10-7 with a stock joker. I don't know what it is. I guess I just come across as too nice to be a botter :D
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  27. Post #107
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
    July 2007
    13,703 Posts
    Also I remember when I was one of the very few people who used a Joker. Now so many people use them, and now it seems like when someone sees me using a Joker 1 slot with CJ3 I'm instantly accused of being an aimbotter. What.

    I went solo one night and got put in a 1v1 and very second I was opposed the guy said, "Oh god not another fucking joker" and quit out.
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  28. Post #108
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    Dude Meister's Avatar
    September 2006
    2,061 Posts
    my... my automerge! At least it was broken by a cool thing. Here, have this in return



    Edited:

    god damn, people never post in this thread when I want them to, and suddenly this...
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  29. Post #109
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    March 2006
    24,007 Posts
    I never get hackusated. Even when I do unnaturally well. I went 16-6 against a gold team, somehow my aim and situational awareness was god-like for that match... and they hackusate my clanmate who went 10-7 with a stock joker. I don't know what it is. I guess I just come across as too nice to be a botter :D
    Same here. I have times where I've gone 10-1 with a stock STAR, and I don't get hackusated for that. But Blackhawk will get hackusated for getting 2 kills with a Joker or something dumb like that.
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  30. Post #110
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    February 2010
    1,339 Posts
    my... my automerge! At least it was broken by a cool thing. Here, have this in return



    Edited:

    god damn, people never post in this thread when I want them to, and suddenly this...
    I counter these stood up cars with my improvised (and totally accidental) staircase!



    Man this image is old, back when one of my friends used to actually play. ;_;

    EDIT: Just saw my money count, $656656
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  31. Post #111
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
    July 2007
    13,703 Posts
    The top at hand is awkward parking jobs.

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  32. Post #112
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    Dude Meister's Avatar
    September 2006
    2,061 Posts
    I counter these stood up cars with my improvised (and totally accidental) staircase!



    Man this image is old, back when one of my friends used to actually play. ;_;

    EDIT: Just saw my money count, $656656
    I used to play with Sirai too...

    Also, here's the latest patch notes from the open test world. It's very likely these won't change for when they go live! (but they might) http://38.106.70.69/dreamss/otwnotes.txt

    important notes:

    -awesome sounding v-day event rewards
    -possibly multiple skins to choose from for certain guns
    -a joker carbine nerf that actually sounds reasonable
    -no more golds randomly going bronze from winning matches
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  33. Post #113
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
    July 2007
    13,703 Posts
    I used to play with Sirai too...

    Also, here's the latest patch notes from the open test world. It's very likely these won't change for when they go live! (but they might) http://38.106.70.69/dreamss/otwnotes.txt

    important notes:

    -awesome sounding v-day event rewards
    -possibly multiple skins to choose from for certain guns
    -a joker carbine nerf that actually sounds reasonable
    -no more golds randomly going bronze from winning matches
    Updated the Joker Carbine - it now loses and gains accuracy faster, so becomes
    fairly inaccurate when fired at its maximum cyclic rate, but regains that accuracy
    very quickly.

    SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
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  34. Post #114
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    February 2010
    1,339 Posts
    Updated the Joker Carbine - it now loses and gains accuracy faster, so becomes
    fairly inaccurate when fired at its maximum cyclic rate, but regains that accuracy
    very quickly.

    SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
    Also I remember when I was one of the very few people who used a Joker.
    SPEAKING OF JOKER CARBINES
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  35. Post #115
    Ask me about my Zimmerman fetish

    March 2005
    3,271 Posts
    the nerf seems justified, it's probably not going to affect anyone besides macrousers.
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  36. Post #116
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    March 2006
    24,007 Posts
    Updated the Joker Carbine - it now loses and gains accuracy faster, so becomes
    fairly inaccurate when fired at its maximum cyclic rate, but regains that accuracy
    very quickly.

    SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
    I hope it's not too severe, considering at 5 meters a Cooling Jacket 2 CR762 is actually pretty competent at close range, and I've used it that way, successfully, multiple times. If they hit the Joker too hard, there will be no reason to use it except the rate-of-fire.
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  37. Post #117
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    October 2006
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    I've gone 44 and 8, no hackusations. 12 and 9, hacuksations. People are just morons.
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  38. Post #118
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    October 2008
    8,769 Posts
    You were offline for 9 months :P
    Nine deaths for nine months.
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  39. Post #119
    I make avatars and stuff!
    HTS CONNER's Avatar
    July 2009
    2,051 Posts
    Inb4 everyone starts to buy normal joker carbines.
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  40. Post #120
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    Mr. Someguy's Avatar
    March 2006
    24,007 Posts
    Inb4 everyone starts to buy normal joker carbines.
    That's the only kind I've ever bought.

    The one given during the steam trial was the only other variant I ever used, even though I have 2-slots unlocked already.
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