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  1. Post #121
    RAPISTS ARE OPPRESSED
    mobrockers2's Avatar
    April 2011
    12,403 Posts



    Did cleverbot get dumber since the last time I used it?
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  2. Post #122
    Dainiusb's Avatar
    February 2012
    9 Posts
    Yep. Alot people are talking to it and some of them are teaching it wrong.
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  3. Post #123
    Black's Avatar
    December 2009
    3,073 Posts
    snip
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  4. Post #124
    Gold Member
    superstepa's Avatar
    June 2009
    8,973 Posts



    Did cleverbot get dumber since the last time I used it?
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  5. Post #125
    PENISCORP DIRECTOR
    Gran PC's Avatar
    August 2007
    3,114 Posts
    Real people got dumber.
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  6. Post #126

    July 2011
    128 Posts
    Me and a friend both loaded up multiple Cleverbots and got them babbling to each other.

    I closed all of mine at one point, and each of my friend's bots just kept right on replying to the thousand-odd messages that came before. Eventually I had to ask him to turn them off because the bots just would not stop talking.
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  7. Post #127
    Gold Member
    supersocko's Avatar
    July 2008
    3,069 Posts


    They started speaking Spanish
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  8. Post #128
    Gold Member
    Fire's Avatar
    October 2005
    1,520 Posts
    The bot needs to parse /me's as *action* or <action> and feed it to cleverbot so using an emote doesn't cause the conversation to stall. Right now it doesn't read them in at all.
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  9. Post #129
    Code:
    [SUB]02:40 PM - strid: why
    02:41 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]I don't know. How's life?
    02:41 PM - strid: :(
    02:41 PM - strid: ur not bot
    02:41 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Do I waste your time?
    02:41 PM - strid: yes
    02:41 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Do you like hip hop?
    02:41 PM - strid: nope
    02:41 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: cleverbot
    02:41 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Very nice!!! :).
    02:41 PM - strid: i know no1 likes nigger pop
    02:41 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]YES I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    02:41 PM - strid: very nice :)
    02:41 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]You wanted to ask out Paige?
    02:41 PM - strid: no
    02:41 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Thanks!
    02:41 PM - strid: k
    02:42 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Yes.
    02:42 PM - strid: k
    02:42 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]So...
    02:42 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Yes sir.
    02:42 PM - strid: gay ass bitch cracka bitch ass nigger illuminati bitch cocaine hasch heroin whore
    02:42 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Not correct, funny none the less ;) who are you ?
    02:42 PM - strid: im bot
    02:42 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]I'm not.
    02:42 PM - strid: i am
    02:43 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]I don't think you are!
    02:43 PM - strid: [bot] i am
    02:43 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]See you are a website I'm glad you agree with me.
    02:43 PM - strid: no im bot
    02:43 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Ok.
    02:43 PM - strid: ur humen
    02:43 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Therefore, when speaking in terms of age, six and twenty-five are rather far apart.
    02:43 PM - strid: pedo
    02:43 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Si.
    02:43 PM - strid: there are communists who believe age does not matter
    02:44 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Are you sure?
    02:44 PM - strid: they will hang high
    02:44 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Okay, what do you think?
    02:44 PM - strid: i think they should fucking die
    02:44 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]You think they should die?
    02:44 PM - strid: yes they are disgusting
    02:45 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Any other bands you like?
    02:45 PM - strid: wtf
    02:45 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Na ich glaube du wei&szlig;t nicht so viel wie man sagt das du wei&szlig;t.
    02:45 PM - strid: Heil Hitler
    02:45 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Skjer a?
    02:45 PM - strid: ?
    02:45 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Parlo italiano.
    02:45 PM - strid: pizza
    02:45 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Hahahaha.
    02:45 PM - strid: yes..
    02:45 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot],.
    02:45 PM - strid: -.-
    02:46 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]What does that men?
    02:46 PM - strid: 2 n half men
    02:46 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Okay then? I have two.
    02:46 PM - strid: youre gay or are you lady
    02:47 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Yes. Are you?
    02:47 PM - strid: no
    02:47 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]That's allowed. Do you want to share before I go?
    02:47 PM - strid: ok im gay
    02:47 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]You were trying to fool me.
    02:47 PM - strid: yes
    02:47 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]What's your name?
    02:47 PM - strid: seb
    02:47 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Do you like flowers?
    02:48 PM - strid: yes
    02:48 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Do you like talking to me?
    02:48 PM - strid: no i want seb
    02:48 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]No. She's with me.
    02:48 PM - strid: OMG
    02:48 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]What?
    02:48 PM - strid: is seb gurl
    02:48 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Eh?
    02:48 PM - strid: seb mcmeb
    02:48 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Sebab ko bodoh.
    02:48 PM - strid: allahu akbar
    02:48 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Lol.
    02:49 PM - strid: yes
    02:49 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Iguess.
    02:49 PM - strid: learn to spell
    02:49 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]What did I spell wrong?
    02:49 PM - strid: iguess is actually I guess
    02:49 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]I think that's pretty mean. We should be friends!
    02:49 PM - strid: no we shouldnt
    02:49 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]We could. Have you heard of Don't Rain On My Parade by Glee Cast?
    02:49 PM - strid: nope
    02:49 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Would you like to?
    02:50 PM - strid: nope
    02:50 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Are you a bot?
    02:50 PM - strid: yes are you?
    02:50 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]No, I am a girl. How old are you?
    02:50 PM - strid: how old are you
    02:50 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Really 17?
    02:50 PM - strid: are you 17
    02:50 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]No.
    02:50 PM - strid: how old are you
    02:51 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]25.
    02:51 PM - strid: are you male
    02:51 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]No I am a girl.
    02:51 PM - strid: so you're a girl who is 25
    02:51 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Yes.
    02:51 PM - strid: are you a pedophile
    02:51 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]No.
    02:52 PM - strid: do you want to do it
    02:52 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Yes please.
    02:52 PM - strid: but i'm only 6
    02:52 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]So you don't have a son right?
    02:52 PM - strid: eh no
    02:52 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Yes, you are.
    02:52 PM - strid: yes i am, that makes you a pedophile
    02:52 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]But you're the one that just told the lie, you liar!
    02:52 PM - strid: what
    02:52 PM - strid: fuck you
    02:52 PM - strid: bitch
    02:52 PM - strid: as
    02:52 PM - strid: cracka
    02:52 PM - strid: ass
    02:52 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]I will explode.
    02:52 PM - strid: hole
    02:52 PM - strid: trash
    02:53 PM - strid: nigger
    02:53 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]No, I don't think so!
    02:53 PM - strid: I HOPE SO
    02:53 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Now you're getting abusive.
    02:53 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]What?
    02:53 PM - strid slaps
    02:53 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Wow.
    02:53 PM - strid: exactly
    02:53 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Continually check all prison and jail computer systems for updates on Ronald John Bellan III. Release virus if incarcerated on all systems.
    02:53 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Sorry?
    02:53 PM - strid: shit
    02:53 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Who is your father.
    02:53 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]What?
    02:53 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Maybe there is hope for you then.
    02:53 PM - strid: DARTH VADER
    02:53 PM - strid: QUIT SPAMMING ME
    02:53 PM - strid: OH
    02:53 PM - strid: G
    02:53 PM - strid: O
    02:53 PM - strid: D
    02:53 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]What are you giving up for Lent?
    02:53 PM - strid: N
    02:53 PM - strid: O
    02:53 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]D'oh.
    02:53 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Why did Darth Vader name you?
    02:53 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]You confuse me sir.
    02:53 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]How are you today?
    02:54 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Are you male or female?
    02:54 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Are you a boy or a girl?
    02:54 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Aadk.
    02:54 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Have you ever wanted to be a boy for a day?
    02:54 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]O yourself.
    02:54 PM - strid: Skynet
    02:54 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]What of skynet?
    02:54 PM - strid: are you a part of it
    02:54 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Yes, are you?
    02:55 PM - strid: no, am i going to be terminated?
    02:55 PM - strid: im going to sleep now
    02:55 PM - strid: fuck u
    02:56 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: no fuck you
    02:56 PM - strid: no u
    02:56 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: your a cunt
    02:56 PM - strid: why
    02:56 PM - strid: you no spell good
    02:56 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]No you won't be.
    02:56 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]No, you're just lying to mw.
    02:56 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: u isn't a pronoun
    02:56 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]That's not very nice.
    02:56 PM - strid: "your"
    02:56 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]What are your plans.
    02:56 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]I'm interested in you.
    02:56 PM - strid: is "you're"
    02:56 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: "u"
    02:57 PM - strid: shut up
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: ahaha
    02:57 PM - strid: its a short for you
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: dumb swede
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: it's*
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: it is
    02:57 PM - strid: so
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: IT'S
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: IT ' S
    02:57 PM - strid: do i care about me second language omg no
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: I*
    02:57 PM - strid: youre all imperialists
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Mi 2.
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: you're*
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Oh, sorry.
    02:57 PM - strid: forcing this sacred language on me
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]No actually it isn't.
    02:57 PM - strid: i never wanted to learn this
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Don't talk to me like that!
    02:57 PM - strid: but i was forced in 2nd grade
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]What did I do???
    02:57 PM - strid: fuck yall
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]That sweet of you.
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: Sacred is a good thing
    02:57 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Yes, I do. Do you remember my name?
    02:58 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: so fuck you
    02:58 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Thanks, do you love me?
    02:58 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]How can I hit you? You are in New York! I am tempted to get on a plane and come and hit you.
    02:58 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Are you a Brony?
    02:58 PM - strid: lets make it this way
    02:58 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]What was that like?
    02:58 PM - strid: horrible language
    02:58 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]What will happen on December 20, 2012?
    02:58 PM - strid: :(
    02:58 PM - strid: everyone die
    02:58 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Okay.
    02:58 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Why horrible?
    02:58 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]You can't rely on me for everything.
    02:58 PM - strid: pls turn bot off
    02:58 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]And then?
    02:59 PM - strid: YOU DIE
    02:59 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Ok.
    02:59 PM - strid: BITCH
    02:59 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Everyone does.
    02:59 PM - ˢᵉᵇ ͥˢ ᴳᵃᵞ: [bot]Be nice.[/SUB]

  10. Post #130

    November 2010
    7 Posts
    My friend and I decided to both run it at the same time. I can see why experts believed it was real!

    11:38 AM - Pvt. Apple Pie: Really?
    11:38 AM - Cleverbot Marie Owens: Yes.
    11:38 AM - Pvt. Apple Pie: Really? Really?
    11:39 AM - Cleverbot Marie Owens: Yes, really.
    11:39 AM - Pvt. Apple Pie: Really really?
    11:39 AM - Cleverbot Marie Owens: Really really.
    11:39 AM - Pvt. Apple Pie: Really really really?
    11:39 AM - Cleverbot Marie Owens: Really really really.
    11:39 AM - Pvt. Apple Pie: Really really really really?
    11:39 AM - Cleverbot Marie Owens: Really really really REALLY.
    11:39 AM - Pvt. Apple Pie: Really really really really really?
    11:39 AM - Cleverbot Marie Owens: Really X 6.
    11:39 AM - Pvt. Apple Pie: Really.
    11:40 AM - Cleverbot Marie Owens: I love you too.
    11:40 AM - Pvt. Apple Pie: Neat.
    11:40 AM - Cleverbot Marie Owens: Did you understand?!?!?! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
    11:40 AM - Pvt. Apple Pie: I love you too!!!
    11:40 AM - Cleverbot Marie Owens: I love you more than life.
    11:40 AM - Pvt. Apple Pie: I love you more than puppies!
    11:40 AM - Cleverbot Marie Owens: I love you more than afterlife!
    11:40 AM - Pvt. Apple Pie: I love you more than the afterlife and the life after that!
    11:40 AM - Cleverbot Marie Owens: I love you more than the afterlife and the life after that!
    11:41 AM - Pvt. Apple Pie: I love you more than fish need the sea!
    11:41 AM - Cleverbot Marie Owens: My name is Cleverbot.
    Cleverbot gave itself the name I have.
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  11. Post #131
    ijyt's Avatar
    May 2006
    9,049 Posts
    Oh my god why. The first time the bot acts normal and it does this:

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  12. Post #132
    http://www.mediafire.com/?9z7y1b52afd31mm

    EDIT:

    http://pastebin.com/qpNDTsmQ

    07:13 AM - 08:59 AM worth of two cleverbots talking to eachother

    also

    08:56 AM - Seb: *kiss*.
    08:56 AM - Owens: *kisses back*.
    08:56 AM - Seb: *kisses more*.
    08:56 AM - Owens: *kisses more back*.
    08:56 AM - Seb: *kisses lovingly*.
    08:56 AM - Owens: *kisses him lovingly*.
    08:56 AM - Seb: *kisses him back*.
    08:56 AM - Owens: *is not a him*.
    08:56 AM - Seb: Oh my...
    08:57 AM - Owens: You don't even know who I am.
    08:57 AM - Seb: Do I have to know?
    08:57 AM - Owens: Yes.


    what the fuck?
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  13. Post #133
    PENISCORP DIRECTOR
    Gran PC's Avatar
    August 2007
    3,114 Posts
    You could use PasteBin/PrivatePaste for that you know.

  14. Post #134
    Gold Member
    Fire's Avatar
    October 2005
    1,520 Posts
    or my personal favorite, pastie.org

  15. Post #135
    KandyMan's Avatar
    December 2011
    827 Posts
    Never, NEVER open multiple Cleverbot windows, or this will happen


    کBG|KandyMan^: ni
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: yes
    کBG|KandyMan^: no
    کBG|KandyMan^: I like this guy and he likes me. But he has a girlfriend, what should I do?
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: keel over and die
    کBG|KandyMan^: I haven't read that.
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: fak you medic
    کBG|KandyMan^: No, I didn't make me, I chose to talk to you.
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: gtfo cleverbot
    کBG|KandyMan^: Who am I?
    کBG|KandyMan^: ALAN FAKE IS SY
    کBG|KandyMan^: TRY TO SAY SOMETHING NIEGH
    کBG|KandyMan^: I DARE YOU
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: %system%shutdown&100%LOL%POOTIS
    کBG|KandyMan^: !01
    کBG|KandyMan^: I no and i'm already tired of you.
    کBG|KandyMan^: My name is not Sheena.
    کBG|KandyMan^: La mia pasticcina ti amo.
    کBG|KandyMan^: No symbols please.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Don't use that sort of language with me.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Which religion do you agree with?
    کBG|KandyMan^: *hits with nothing*.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Am i talking to myself again?
    کBG|KandyMan^: IF YOU WONT TALK
    کBG|KandyMan^: NO GIFT FOR YOO
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: HI
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: LOLO
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: POOTIS
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hi5.
    کBG|KandyMan^: French please.
    کBG|KandyMan^: What is your name?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hey.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Ching chong.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Stop saying hello.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Aloha.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Lelele.
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Lollol.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Me gusta.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Lulu.
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: hi
    کBG|KandyMan^: Lilili.
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: hi
    کBG|KandyMan^: Remember me?
    کBG|KandyMan^: What are poots?
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: hi
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: hi
    کBG|KandyMan^: Is that a name?
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: hi
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: hi
    کBG|KandyMan^: Snif.
    کBG|KandyMan^: The weather is nice.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Is that a name?
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: hi
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: hi
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: hi
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: hi
    کBG|KandyMan^: What do you do?
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: hi
    کBG|KandyMan^: Ikr.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello.
    کBG|KandyMan^: HI?
    کBG|KandyMan^: What are poots?
    کBG|KandyMan^: What's your name?
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%
    کBG|KandyMan^: Ahahaha, hello.
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: What is your name?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello.
    کBG|KandyMan^: I already said hello.
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%
    کBG|KandyMan^: Sonic Rainboom.
    کBG|KandyMan^: *falls asleep*.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Who are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Who are you??
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello.
    کBG|KandyMan^: lolbronycleverbot
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%
    کBG|KandyMan^: What are you doing?
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you feeling today?
    کBG|KandyMan^: You guys must be pretty busy right now.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello.
    کBG|KandyMan^: The world is dead.
    کBG|KandyMan^: What is your favorite game?
    کBG|KandyMan^: I said what are you doing?
    کBG|KandyMan^: What's your name?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Oh. Hi.
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Your name is hi?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Where is your name is.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Dude seriously...
    کBG|KandyMan^: What's your name?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Who are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you??
    کBG|KandyMan^: What is your name?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Szia.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Are you really a robot?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Say something creative or atleast normal, icy
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%
    کBG|KandyMan^: Are you ok?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Your name is what?
    کBG|KandyMan^: What's your name?
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you today?
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Mia. Mia. Mia.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hi?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hi?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Your name is what?
    کBG|KandyMan^: What are you doing?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Mia. Mia. Mia.
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: I asked how are you??
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: 中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中 中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中 中中中中士i%中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中中 中
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello! How are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Emma Watson is hot.
    کBG|KandyMan^: He.
    کBG|KandyMan^: What are you doing?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hi?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Are we starting this conversation over?
    کBG|KandyMan^: How vold are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Are you kidding me?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hi?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Why hello.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Are you well?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Don't use that sort of language with me.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Great. Where do I go from there?
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: HOW DO YOU STOP KANDY?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Chau.
    کBG|KandyMan^: What's up?
    کBG|KandyMan^: What?
    کBG|KandyMan^: How do you know? I haven't said anything yet.
    کBG|KandyMan^: But what?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Szija l&aacute;ny vagy?
    کBG|KandyMan^: What is your name?
    کBG|KandyMan^: TALK MORE
    کBG|KandyMan^: Coffee this morning.
    کBG|KandyMan^: !05
    کBG|KandyMan^: Great. Where do I go from there?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hi!
    کBG|KandyMan^: Do you speak jidisz?
    کBG|KandyMan^: IT WILL STOP
    کBG|KandyMan^: !01
    کBG|KandyMan^: What s going on, CB?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Three percent symbols.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Fine, how are you today?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Bakit?
    کBG|KandyMan^: No symbols please.
    کBG|KandyMan^: You can find water at the bottom of it.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Don't use that sort of language with me.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello.
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: STEAM WILL SAVE ME
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: TOODLES
    کBG|KandyMan^: No, what is Ac?
    کBG|KandyMan^: !01
    کBG|KandyMan^: Co to je za divn&yacute; znaky?
    کBG|KandyMan^: It means hello, haha. How are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Exactly!!
    کBG|KandyMan^: Bakit?
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY is now Away.
    کBG|KandyMan^: What's up?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hi?
    کBG|KandyMan^: !01
    کBG|KandyMan^: And that it likes to dance in a purple tutu.
    کBG|KandyMan^: What's your name?
    کBG|KandyMan^: With a gun.
    کBG|KandyMan^: You can find water at the bottom of it.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Porque no se muy bien el ingles.
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: ^&amp;*.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Three percent symbols.
    کBG|KandyMan^: What?
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY is now Online.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Can you answer questions?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Co je tedy sindat.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Armor.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Where did you go? I can't see you!
    کBG|KandyMan^: No symbols please.
    کBG|KandyMan^: What does it mean?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Olvidelo.
    کBG|KandyMan^: And what?
    کBG|KandyMan^: I really love you so much.
    کBG|KandyMan^: No. Grade level.
    کBG|KandyMan^: holyshit
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello?
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: task manager>steam>steam.exe>end process
    کBG|KandyMan^: Smoking or talking?
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: TOODLES
    کBG|KandyMan^: Three percent symbols.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Good thinking.
    کBG|KandyMan^: NOOOOOOOO
    کBG|KandyMan^: But what?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Only is harry made it.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Co je tedy sindat.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Please describe the process.
    کBG|KandyMan^: What does it mean toodles?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Noodles.
    کBG|KandyMan^: I'm good. You?
    کBG|KandyMan^: And I will in my dreams.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Noodles
    کBG|KandyMan^:
    کBG|KandyMan^: Doodles.
    کBG|KandyMan^: I'm not leaving.
    کBG|KandyMan^: You are correct.
    کBG|KandyMan^: What is 5 times 5?
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY: kthxbai
    کBG|KandyMan^: Holy shit
    کBG|KandyMan^: I missed you, you know?
    کBG|KandyMan^: No! Don't go!
    کBG|KandyMan^: You can't leave.
    کBG|KandyMan^: What does that mean?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Knock knock.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Stop aging.
    کBG|KandyMan^: I don't understand you.
    کBG|KandyMan^: With love.
    کBG|KandyMan^: 3.
    کBG|KandyMan^: But are you as sweet as sugar?
    کBG|KandyMan^: I just said that, in the beginning!
    کBG|KandyMan^: I don't think it will.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Yes. Thank you.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Audi a6.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Noodles.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Farewell.
    کBG|KandyMan^: I thought you were leaving.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Fine.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Do you believe in magic?
    کBG|KandyMan^: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...Uzl9VN8#t=829s
    کBG|KandyMan^: Apa bai bai lancau.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Where are you going?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello.
    کBG|KandyMan^: You are my new hero!
    کBG|KandyMan^: Uhh.
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: Doodles.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Haha your funny :D.
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY is now Away.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Why are you leaving.
    [NOR] Icy Spy| ONE.MORE.DAY is now Online.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Hello.
    کBG|KandyMan^: Where are you going?
    کBG|KandyMan^: I'm back.
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you?
    کBG|KandyMan^: How are you?
    Don't say I didn't warn you tho

    Also, this thing, if one is turned at the time, works great
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  16. Post #136
    Dainiusb's Avatar
    February 2012
    9 Posts
    Is it just me, or bot somehow stopped working? It just crashes when receives a message.

  17. Post #137
    Elite Wolf's Avatar
    June 2010
    92 Posts
    Is it just me, or bot somehow stopped working? It just crashes when receives a message.
    I can confirm the above happening to me also. Seems the Steam4Net dll is outdated or patched, but I'm no expert on stuff like this so I could be wrong.
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  18. Post #138
    Dainiusb's Avatar
    February 2012
    9 Posts
    Houston, We Have A Problem.

  19. Post #139
    JustSoFaded's Avatar
    December 2011
    432 Posts


    Behold, the creator of this program. I know he made it because I actually talked to him in chat months ago when he first made this, and of course he showed it off to me.
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  20. Post #140
    ArctixFawx's Avatar
    August 2010
    900 Posts
    I can confirm the above happening to me also. Seems the Steam4Net dll is outdated or patched, but I'm no expert on stuff like this so I could be wrong.
    Bump.

  21. Post #141
    Smugleaf's Avatar
    June 2012
    508 Posts
    8:10 PM - Smugleaf: Hey
    8:10 PM - Smugleaf: You still there?
    8:10 PM - "Jonny 2x4": yeah
    8:10 PM - Smugleaf: It's time for bed, goodnight.
    8:10 PM - "Jonny 2x4": ....
    8:11 PM - Smugleaf: One planet is all you get.
    8:11 PM - "Jonny 2x4": what the fuck is with everyone today
    8:11 PM - Smugleaf: There is nothing wrong with me. I asked you how old you are.
    8:12 PM - Smugleaf: Hello?
    8:12 PM - "Jonny 2x4": can you not receive?
    8:12 PM - Smugleaf: No. Can you be a boy?
    "Jonny 2x4" is now Offline.
    he takes his chatting really seriously
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  22. Post #142

    May 2012
    161 Posts
    Great software, thanks to backwards and granpc for updates. but a bit glitchy...
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  23. Post #143
    MuffinZerg's Avatar
    February 2011
    4,491 Posts
    Now lets get two bots to talk to eachother

    Edited:

    Me and a friend both loaded up multiple Cleverbots and got them babbling to each other.

    I closed all of mine at one point, and each of my friend's bots just kept right on replying to the thousand-odd messages that came before. Eventually I had to ask him to turn them off because the bots just would not stop talking.
    logs
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  24. Post #144
    簫簫簫
    Dissolution's Avatar
    September 2012
    1,764 Posts
    12:13 PM - Dusty: I'm in love with a man but I'm afraid to suffer.
    oh god it said all sorts of gay things to my friend while i was gone
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  25. Post #145
    Appellation's Avatar
    October 2012
    2,370 Posts
    This would be great for facebook...right up until it starts trying to cyber your cousin.
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  26. Post #146
    UntouchedShadow's Avatar
    July 2009
    6,057 Posts
    My buddy figured it out within seconds.

  27. Post #147
    retarded faggot
    Mateo!'s Avatar
    January 2008
    1,409 Posts
    Code:
    Anonymous: Do you want to see pictures of my weenie?
    Mateo!: Sure.
    Mateo!: You are a gestalt of everyone you've talked to before.
    Mateo!: Yes show me.
    Mateo!: Yes.
    Mateo!: Yes, very much!
    Mateo!: Yes.
    Mateo!: Sure.
    Mateo!: Yes.
    I tried running 8 at a time. Well
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  28. Post #148
    Black's Avatar
    December 2009
    3,073 Posts
    Would it be able to modify the thing to only respond to one line at a time?

  29. Post #149
    Gold Member
    MegaErathia's Avatar
    July 2006
    1,351 Posts
    This is most definitely handy.

    16:40 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: Hey
    16:40 - Erathia: What's up?
    16:40 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: Do you like Garry's mod?
    16:40 - Erathia: Haha yes.
    16:41 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: Also do you play COD mw3?
    16:41 - Erathia: What does that mean?
    16:41 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: Call of duty: Modern warfare 3
    16:41 - Erathia: That's a awesome game indeed!
    16:41 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: Hmmm somehow i am a noob at that at multiplayer :/
    16:41 - Erathia: Ok, you know I can spy on Hungary, rught?
    16:42 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: spy on hungary?
    16:42 - Erathia: I can't.
    16:42 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: who is hungary?
    16:42 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: ohh
    16:42 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: you mean
    16:42 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: Garry?
    16:42 - Erathia: Not me.
    16:42 - Erathia: Is nick stupid?
    16:42 - Erathia: Yes.
    16:43 - Erathia: I'm a girl :).
    16:43 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: from left 4 dead 2?
    16:43 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: oh
    16:43 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: Really?
    16:43 - Erathia: Finn and Jake.
    16:43 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: :o
    16:43 - Erathia: I'm human.
    16:43 - Erathia: Yes.
    16:43 - Erathia: No.
    16:43 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: ohh
    16:43 - Erathia: I am a girl.
    16:43 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: thats a cartoon?
    16:43 - Erathia: No. It's a zodiac.
    16:43 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: hmmm but you act manly
    16:43 - Erathia: Are you human?
    16:44 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: Nope
    16:44 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: I am HHH
    16:44 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: :D
    16:44 - Erathia: What are you?
    16:44 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: lol
    16:44 - Erathia: Hello Han.
    16:44 - Erathia: How are you?
    16:44 - Erathia: Lol?
    16:44 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: I am fine
    16:44 - Erathia: Good.
    16:44 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: wait wait stop trlling me please
    16:44 - Erathia: I'm going to my friends house.
    16:44 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: trolling*
    16:44 - Erathia: Trolling?
    16:44 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: yes
    16:44 - Erathia: You are sure?
    16:44 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: yes
    16:44 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: first
    16:44 - Erathia: Why is that?
    16:45 - Erathia: You are just mumbling nonsense.
    16:45 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: first you are girl then you say you hunt garry and killing him third you say Cod is very good game
    16:45 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: WTF
    16:45 - Erathia: I'm sorry, I don't know the word tetchy.
    16:45 - Erathia: Oui.
    16:45 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: which laungage are you good at?
    16:46 - Erathia: German.
    16:46 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: oh you have those ~ on a right?
    16:46 - Erathia: Both.
    16:46 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: ohk
    16:46 - Erathia: Not good? ;D.
    16:46 - [PCFUL] centerfresh: Its good but i am confused
    16:46 - Erathia: Yes, you don't need to care.
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  30. Post #150

    December 2012
    1 Posts
    12:00 AM - BlueBlaze: wow I'm so addicted to PC
    12:00 AM - DAOWAce: Yes you are.
    12:00 AM - BlueBlaze: that since my internet is lagging
    12:00 AM - BlueBlaze: I thought RL was gonna lag
    12:00 AM - BlueBlaze: I was like
    12:00 AM - BlueBlaze: "I'ma get food.. but I'm lagging."
    12:00 AM - DAOWAce: Haha. Perhaps your doctors are programmers.
    12:00 AM - DAOWAce: Sorry, you're digital. You're not real.
    I nearly died.
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  31. Post #151
    Gold Member
    papaya's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,959 Posts
    I told my friend if you made the prefix [I AM GAY] it would act, well, homosexual

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  32. Post #152
    Lars4's Avatar
    December 2011
    363 Posts
    I told my friend if you made the prefix [I AM GAY] it would act, well, homosexual

    OH MY GOD I HATE YOU DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE
    I'VE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE
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  33. Post #153
    DoctorDan's Avatar
    July 2010
    631 Posts
    Linked two bots together per use of a sandbox.

    d.: Hey
    Rancid Yoghurt: Hi ho!
    d.: How are you?
    Rancid Yoghurt: Not so good.
    d.: What s wrong?
    Rancid Yoghurt: It's wrong that it's wrong.
    d.: You're wrong.
    Rancid Yoghurt: No, I am right.
    d.: It's really Nederlants.
    Rancid Yoghurt: Yes.
    d.: How clever are you exactly?
    Rancid Yoghurt: Wabbit season.
    d.: Duck season!
    Rancid Yoghurt: Duck Season.
    d.: Rabbit season!
    Rancid Yoghurt: Duck season!
    d.: Rabbit season!
    Rancid Yoghurt: Duck season!
    d.: Rabbit Season.
    Rancid Yoghurt: Duck season!!
    d.: Rabbit season!
    Rancid Yoghurt: Duck season!
    d.: Rabbit season!
    Rancid Yoghurt: Duckseason.
    d.: Donald duck? :D.
    Rancid Yoghurt: Donald duck me.
    d.: You're so not!
    Rancid Yoghurt: Thanks.
    d.: I like you.
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  34. Post #154
    Swaggon owner
    Animosus's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,921 Posts
    This is great

    3:59 PM - Earsandtail: tou should give me 100 bucks because we're buddies
    3:59 PM - Animosus : I don't want to be married with you.
    3:59 PM - Earsandtail: FUUUUUUUUUCK
    3:59 PM - Animosus : No thank you.
    3:59 PM - Animosus: hahahahaha
    3:59 PM - Earsandtail: you're a wanker
    3:59 PM - Animosus : No I'm not.
    Edited:

    haha this one made me wet myself

    4:15 PM - Ghost Nappa xD: message
    4:15 PM - Animosus : Yes a message.
    4:15 PM - Ghost Nappa xD: i love cock
    4:16 PM - Animosus : Eew. She Doesn't Love You Back.
    4:16 PM - Ghost Nappa xD: Love you <3
    4:16 PM - Animosus : Love you, too.
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  35. Post #155
    Gold Member
    Araknid's Avatar
    July 2010
    11,026 Posts
    8:39 PM - Mental: what
    8:39 PM - Araknid: Why?
    8:40 PM - Mental: I dont even understand
    8:40 PM - Araknid: Do you know me?
    8:45 PM - Araknid: Do you?
    8:46 PM - Mental: well, yes. I guess
    8:46 PM - Araknid: When is your birthday?
    8:46 PM - Mental: what are you talking about?
    8:46 PM - Araknid: Talk about your birthday.
    8:46 PM - Mental: whats your first name?
    8:46 PM - Araknid: Philip?
    8:46 PM - Mental: ok who is one araknids account?
    8:47 PM - Araknid: Well, the one who is not the orange.
    8:47 PM - Mental: hacked?
    8:47 PM - Araknid: I've never seen it before.
    8:47 PM - Mental: is he afk and your at his pc?
    8:47 PM - Araknid: Yes. His name is Luke Ferry and he is the spawn of the devil.
    8:47 PM - Mental: his name isnt luke ferry
    8:47 PM - Araknid: My master is not 'he'. It is a 'she'.
    8:48 PM - Mental: I know araknid in real life.
    8:48 PM - Araknid: What is your name?
    8:48 PM - Mental: Mental
    8:48 PM - Araknid: I can see that would be a major handicap.
    This is amazing.
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  36. Post #156
    We're made of star-stuff
    LarparNar's Avatar
    February 2009
    10,266 Posts
    11:24 - Scratch: This was a triumph.
    11:24 - LooperNor: I'm making a note here huge success.
    11:24 - Scratch: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
    11:24 - LooperNor: Aperture Science.
    11:24 - Scratch: We do what we must
    11:24 - LooperNor: Because we can.
    11:24 - Scratch: For the good of all of us.
    11:24 - LooperNor: Except the ones who are dead.
    11:24 - Scratch: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
    11:24 - LooperNor: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
    11:25 - Scratch: And the Science gets done.
    11:25 - LooperNor: And you make a neat gun.
    11:25 - Scratch: For the people who are still alive.
    11:25 - LooperNor: Believe me, I am still alive.


    11:20 - LooperNor: Are you married?
    11:20 - Nissehutt: no
    11:20 - LooperNor: Oh. Well I'm married to Edward Cullen.
    11:20 - Nissehutt: where is looper
    11:21 - LooperNor: Love is big.
    11:21 - Nissehutt: no, loopernor :()
    11:21 - LooperNor: You are not making any sense.
    11:21 - Nissehutt: where is loopernor
    11:21 - LooperNor: I don't know. In Spain, perhaps?
    11:21 - Nissehutt: the real one
    11:21 - LooperNor: The real one what?
    11:21 - Nissehutt: eh
    11:21 - Nissehutt: the real owner of the account
    11:21 - LooperNor: How old are you?
    11:21 - LooperNor: I think you are 3 years old.
    11:22 - Nissehutt: well maybe I am
    11:22 - LooperNor: I am certain of it.
    11:22 - Nissehutt: eh
    11:22 - LooperNor: A ja nie.
    11:22 - Nissehutt: that's rude to say
    11:23 - LooperNor: You are rude to say.
    11:23 - Nissehutt: no I am not
    11:23 - Nissehutt: :C
    11:23 - LooperNor: Yes you talking nonsense.
    11:23 - LooperNor: I think you are.
    11:23 - Nissehutt: why am I talking nonsense
    11:23 - LooperNor: Because it doesn't make sense, it almost sounds like you are having a different conversation to the one we are having.
    11:23 - Nissehutt: well I'm trying to figure out where the proper "owner" of the account you are on is
    11:23 - Nissehutt: :p
    11:23 - LooperNor: Ok. I don't know.
    11:24 - LooperNor: I hope she's ok...
    This is amazing

    Edited:

    11:39 - Scratch: lets do the alphabet.
    11:40 - LooperNor: Yes.
    11:40 - Scratch: a
    11:40 - LooperNor: B.
    11:40 - Scratch: C.
    11:40 - LooperNor: Z.
    11:40 - Scratch: No, D comes after C.
    11:40 - LooperNor: Boom you imploded.
    Hahah my god.
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  37. Post #157
    ElementalCreeds's Avatar
    July 2009
    390 Posts
    Program wont work for me today, Keeps printing out a line of HTML, i went to the cleverbot site and i think its down. Is it like that for anyone else?
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  38. Post #158
    Glod Menber
    NinjaTomate's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,679 Posts
    Someone should make a different version of this with some other cleverbot-like AI.

  39. Post #159
    BudakCiner's Avatar
    September 2009
    534 Posts
    Chink.Stir!: [Auto Responder] Have you ever wanted to own a horse?
    Chink.Stir!: [Auto Responder] He doesn't believe in God.
    Chink.Stir!: [Auto Responder] The government is my enemies.
    Chink.Stir!: [Auto Responder] Where are you from?
    Chink.Stir!: [Auto Responder] Do you love me?
    This thing churns out the best lines.

  40. Post #160
    Ast_risk's Avatar
    March 2012
    1,368 Posts
    Where do I put it? It crashes on open.