1. Post #1
    autodesknoob's Avatar
    January 2010
    4,229 Posts
    is there any way to get this looking (in red)

    like, take out your face fat?
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  2. Post #2
    ImTerryCrews's Avatar
    January 2012
    289 Posts
    no

  3. Post #3
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    Maucer's Avatar
    August 2007
    2,314 Posts
    Get really fat.
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  4. Post #4
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    sp00ks's Avatar
    January 2008
    12,053 Posts
    it's pretty easy actually
    cut your face
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  5. Post #5
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    Contag's Avatar
    July 2010
    11,828 Posts
    never eat and look like a woolly mammoth
    downy hair and fossilized bones and all

  6. Post #6
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    Thaard's Avatar
    August 2008
    5,017 Posts
    "i wanna tone my face for the summer"
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  7. Post #7
    Dennab
    April 2010
    5,256 Posts
    LMAO this is the most imaginative version of "help how do i get big jaw mussels" I've seen yet. Sorry bro but it still doesn't top bb.com kids talking about rubbing DHT gel on their jaws. lmfao

    Anyway, you can't. Facial muscles don't really hypertrophy much at all, otherwise every hot girl would have fucking huge masseter muscles from all the dick she has sucked.

    and what you are talking about is a result of having large/pronounced cheek bones. So genetics again basically.

    At best you can get leaner, you will lose some fat from your face as well, giving you a bit more definition.
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  8. Post #8
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    January 2008
    6,139 Posts
    why has no one told him that he can just stop being 13
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  9. Post #9
    Uncle Bourbon's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,752 Posts
    i recommend using a sharp knife to cut off the excess fat, leaves no marks and looks natural
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  10. Post #10
    Riutet's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,888 Posts
    Weighted eyebrow raises.
    Blinks to failure.

    3 sets for each. Mon/Wed/Fri.
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  11. Post #11
    Dennab
    April 2010
    5,256 Posts
    lmao if you are actually 13 your facial structure wont have matured yet stop sweating it let puberty happen

  12. Post #12
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    Kel|oggs's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,733 Posts
    Intensive cocksucking 5 sets of 30 blows.

    You will have six packs on ur faec.
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  13. Post #13
    Ryz0's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,929 Posts
    ^ that post and your avatar made me laugh harder than i should have
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  14. Post #14
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    Kel|oggs's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,733 Posts
    ^ that post and your avatar made me laugh harder than i should have
    All in a days work.

  15. Post #15
    Mikolah's Avatar
    May 2011
    519 Posts
    Chew an expander
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  16. Post #16
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    Region's Avatar
    June 2011
    2,452 Posts
    -snip-

    wrong thread, had like 3 threads open, whoops

  17. Post #17
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    Nallin's Avatar
    June 2005
    786 Posts
    Here you go, just do these.

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  18. Post #18
    Arcana's Avatar
    October 2011
    930 Posts
    Here you go, just do these.

    Why doesn't she just ess some dick? Ah, she's too ugly no guy would do it.

  19. Post #19
    Hi Jo
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    February 2009
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  20. Post #20
    Mr Kodiak's Avatar
    January 2012
    57 Posts
    lmao this thread

  21. Post #21
    SickJits's Avatar
    August 2009
    2,061 Posts
    comedy

  22. Post #22
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    DarkendSky's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,052 Posts
    my face has like 10 pounds of pure fat hanging from my jawbone


    how do i fix

  23. Post #23
    ImTerryCrews's Avatar
    January 2012
    289 Posts
    welcome to being 700 lbs
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  24. Post #24
    Ryz0's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,929 Posts
    bumping one of the funniest threads on here
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  25. Post #25
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    blah2's Avatar
    August 2005
    1,594 Posts
    guis my face is fat wat can i do to make it stahp

  26. Post #26
    nox
    nox's Avatar
    March 2007
    2,199 Posts
    Sometimes I wish I could do an underjaw workout to burn away my saggy ass dewlap.