1. Post #1
    Everything I post is absolute bollocks until proven otherwise.
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    -snip lets bury the past-
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    -snip-
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    I became one handsome motherfucker after I took Accutane, as well. It doesn't "kill" you like the lawsuit commercials says it does.
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    i took accutane and not only is my acne gone, but my dick grew 5 inches and i gained the ability to play sports well. thanks accutane !!
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    you are still unattractive
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  6. Post #6
    Everything I post is absolute bollocks until proven otherwise.
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    I became one handsome motherfucker after I took Accutane, as well. It doesn't "kill" you like the lawsuit commercials says it does.
    I think the main concern is it elevates levels of depression. My doctor kept asking me if I was depressed. He was less concerned that my cholesterol was shooting up. He vanished not long after that and got replaced.
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    accutane made my life better in every way!! thanks accutane!

    not really

  8. Post #8
    Everything I post is absolute bollocks until proven otherwise.
    Dan2593's Avatar
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    you are still unattractive
    Thank god.
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    this thread confuses and infuriates me
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    this thread confuses and infuriates me
    i hear accutane can help ease these problems
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    -snip-

    hello mr oifys

    (User was banned for this post ("Shit post" - Craptasket))
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  12. Post #12
    Everything I post is absolute bollocks until proven otherwise.
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    i hear accutane can help ease these problems
    It cured my AIDS
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    Thankfully I've never had acne problems. Yay, favorable genes!

       or just fucking washing your face once in a while jesus christ???   
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  14. Post #14
    Everything I post is absolute bollocks until proven otherwise.
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    Thankfully I've never had acne problems. Yay, favorable genes!

       or just fucking washing your face once in a while jesus christ???   
    If it was easy as that doctors wouldn't waste there time on it. They'd go back to curing cancer or calculating the chance of zombie apocalypse. Like normal.
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  15. Post #15
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    acne =/= dirt so... washing =/= cure for acne
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  16. Post #16
    Everything I post is absolute bollocks until proven otherwise.
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    acne =/= dirt so... washing =/= cure for acne
    I have no problems with hygiene. The Doctors gave me an actual term for my acne and assured me it was totally genetic and had to be treated as it can leave deep scars which can't be healed. Which sounds scary.

    Or maybe it'll be a cool scar like Harry Potter who knows?
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    You're a big guy.
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    Good for you?
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    Thankfully I've never had acne problems. Yay, favorable genes!

       or just fucking washing your face once in a while jesus christ???   
    Do you seriously think that people with acne problems haven't tried "washing their face once in a while"?
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    you still on the the pills now?

    Stop them for a fortnight back to square one?

  20. Post #20
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    "much acne"

    You have no idea how good you had it.

    Also, the way you're telling it in the OP makes you sound kinda douchy, while you don't sound like one in other cases.
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  21. Post #21
    Everything I post is absolute bollocks until proven otherwise.
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    you still on the the pills now?

    Stop them for a fortnight back to square one?
    Been off for about a week now. It is possible it all comes back but usually it stops it for good. Possibly get heart disease in later life. It's a tricky one.

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    I have no problems with hygiene. The Doctors gave me an actual term for my acne and assured me it was totally genetic and had to be treated as it can leave deep scars which can't be healed. Which sounds scary.

    Or maybe it'll be a cool scar like Harry Potter who knows?
    It would probably have been something like Skrillex



    oh god augh
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  23. Post #23
    Everything I post is absolute bollocks until proven otherwise.
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    "much acne"

    You have no idea how good you had it.
    Ohh I do. I saw pictures and videos of people with it all over there face and felt terrible for them. One kid ended up in intensive care.

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  25. Post #25
    Everything I post is absolute bollocks until proven otherwise.
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    Good for you?
    thanks bra

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    ijyt's Avatar
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    Enjoy your liver damage!
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  27. Post #27
    l l
    lmao
    Dennab
    December 2011
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    came into thread expecting gross acne pictures

    got Jean-Luc Picard
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  28. Post #28
    You're a big guy.
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    Enjoy your liver damage!
    He's a student, pretty sure he has that anyway
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  29. Post #29
    ~ ducks ~
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    nice thread!

  30. Post #30
    Everything I post is absolute bollocks until proven otherwise.
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    He's a student, pretty sure he has that anyway
    I haven't been allowed to drink since I started Uni.

    That said I had a pretty intense kidney infection last week and was in hospital. oh

  31. Post #31
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    [h2]what time is it mr joker

    RAPE TIME[/H2]
    yes we get it you know how to use bbcode
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  32. Post #32
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    Before Accutane: Pictured with Sir Patrick Stewart
    After Accutane: Not pictured with Sir Patrick Stewart

    I don't quite understand how you think now is better
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  33. Post #33
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    goddamn smoothskins down here in necropolis
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  34. Post #34
    Everything I post is absolute bollocks until proven otherwise.
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    Tommy Wiseau. He was friendlier than Patrick Stewart.
    I mean look at that face.

    Look at it.
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  35. Post #35
    Memento audere semper- audaces fortuna iuvat.
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    Here a picture of OP later in life
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  36. Post #36
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    it didn't even look that bad before, i could've guessed you just grew out of it

    how old are you?
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    acne =/= dirt so... washing =/= cure for acne
    If I'm reading this right you say acne doesn't equal dirt so... washing doesn't equal cure.

    I'm not sure of the point of your post.
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  38. Post #38
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    Accutane improved my self-confidence tenfold, I was given various treatments for persistant, genetic acne, ranging from the usual clearers, to antibiotics, to a very strong benzoyl peroxide solution. None of them worked and I was getting to the point where I was refusing to go out in public due to how awful it was (years of bullying combined with heavy acne) but after 6 months of accutane, nearly all of the spots had gone, and I don't mind going out now. (though I still spend all my time inside like a sad shit)
    I've not got any pictures, but I've been off accutane for a year now, and I've only got mild scarring, from what could only be described as a meat feast pizza.

    Side effects of accutane were nasty, though, I've never had such dry skin, it was basically drying up and falling off, not to mention the extreme lethargy.
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    you fucking met patrick stewart and tommy wiseau
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    January 2012
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    If I'm reading this right you say acne doesn't equal dirt so... washing doesn't equal cure.

    I'm not sure of the point of your post.
    or just fucking washing your face once in a while jesus christ???
    i was saying how that has nothing to do with how acne works



    on a side note: Im on accutane right now and it is the fucking shit, if you have even the slightest acne you take accutane for the 5 months and its totally worth it
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