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    [release]
    EL PASO - A bullet from Juarez made its way across the border, striking a downtown pedestrian in the leg Tuesday morning. In a press conference held at City Hall Tuesday evening, Police Chief Craig Allen confirmed to the media that the stray bullet came from a gun battle in Mexico.

    "We had a lady grazed by a stray bullet we believe could be from Mexico during a gun battle where a car jacking was perceived to be taking place," Police Chief Allen said.

    The woman, said to be in her 40's, was injured in the lower leg while shopping around 200 E. Overland at 11:06 a.m. She was transported to University Medical Center with non-life threatening injuries and later released.

    A precautionary lockdown on area schools (Aoy and Hart Elementary, Guillen Middle) that was placed on schools Tuesday morning was lifted around 1 p.m.[/release]

    Ban bullets!
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    DoctorSalt's Avatar
    January 2009
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    Act of war? Invade Mexico? /Warhawk
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    Koenigsegg's Avatar
    October 2011
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    Must be an international incident...
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    Dennab
    March 2008
    186 Posts
    They said No More Weapons when crossing the border. Nothing about bullets though.
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    November 2008
    9,210 Posts
    Hopefully they will deport the bullet.
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    August 2008
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    Immigrant bullets are taking jobs from the American people
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    September 2005
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    Hopefully they will deport the bullet.
    If they deport the bullet, he'll just come back over again in a few weeks.
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    Proudly supporting the JIDF
    Dennab
    July 2010
    22,111 Posts
    The bullets don't work anyways.
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    Ask me about my progressive rock fetish
    Daniel Smith's Avatar
    September 2010
    9,198 Posts
    The bullets don't work anyways.
    Yeah she only god shot and didn't die the bullet didn't do it's job!
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    I am no one's bitch now! AHAHA!
    robotman5's Avatar
    October 2008
    4,183 Posts
    how the fuck.

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    August 2007
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    Mexico being a shitty neighbor again.
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    We need to build a wall to keep bullets out.
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    ASK ME ABOUT MY BEN FOLDS FETISH
    FreakySoup's Avatar
    April 2010
    6,659 Posts
    This is obviously an act of war.

    Bomb the shit out of them
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    Proudly supporting the JIDF
    Dennab
    July 2010
    22,111 Posts
    We need to build a wall to keep bullets out.
    The bullets will just climb over it or dig underneath the wall.
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    Dankie's Avatar
    February 2012
    746 Posts
    We must send all troops to the mexican border

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    The Worm's Avatar
    December 2011
    2,264 Posts
    The bullets will just climb over it or dig underneath the wall.
    Or through the wall.
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    August 2009
    4,246 Posts
    for some reason it's really funny to me to imagine some fat lady at a roadside fruit vendor to just fall down and scream she was shot.
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    Not that bad of a seed
    asteroidrules's Avatar
    January 2011
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    They're stealing jobs from American bullets!
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    February 2007
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    The bullet just wanted free government welfare.
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    January 2005
    18,290 Posts
    These puns are crossing the border.
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    "You should see my penis, it puts a wookie to shame. its like a fucking front tail."
    Dysgalt's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,419 Posts
    Time to invade Mexico.
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    Bassplaya7's Avatar
    January 2008
    1,499 Posts
    This thread makes me sick. The bullet was just trying to make a better life for himself and his family, why are you all acting like he's some kind of bad guy?
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    February 2011
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    Invade Guatemala
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    Thats gotta hurt.
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    May 2005
    3,173 Posts
    Typical - Mexicans stealing opportunities from hard-working American gangsters.
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    February 2012
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    Typical - Mexicans stealing opportunities from hard-working American gangsters.
    Magn
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    Civil's Avatar
    December 2009
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    We need to build a wall to keep bullets out.
    It won't matter if they shoot them high enough. Unless you build the wall higher than some of the highest buildings.
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    September 2008
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    It won't matter if they shoot them high enough. Unless you build the wall higher than some of the highest buildings.
    Sounds like you're challenging America!
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    Goodthief's Avatar
    December 2009
    5,967 Posts
    This reminds me of that simpsons episode where Sideshow bob tries to kill bart from another state
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    May 2005
    3,173 Posts
    It won't matter if they shoot them high enough. Unless you build the wall higher than some of the highest buildings.
    well there goes that idea

    I'm sure johnnymo1 was just about to email his senator to try to get them to actually build a wall
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    August 2005
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    So many puns and I already need a new pair of underwear.
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    November 2009
    6,600 Posts
    You guys are sick, bullets are trustworthy. I have one mow my lawn every now and again and he has a whole cartridge back in mexico that he has to feed. He has two 9mm kids and one sexy wife with double .45s.
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    February 2008
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    the bullet was charged with battery
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    October 2011
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    Skillshot
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    July 2010
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    This thread is amazing.
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    June 2008
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    Candian Sniper: I doped my scope on my TAC-50 to 10 + 2, I had a 4mil hold over on my target, I adjusted for three separate crosswinds, and Humidity. I left my bullet out in the sun so it would travel slightly faster from burning hotter when fired. I calculated the curvature in the earth, and lead my target by 4mils and let off my shot, dropping Terry-Taliban at over a mile away

    Mexican Thug: Give me your car, essay
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    January 2005
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    Bullets wouldn't cross the border illegally if there weren't Americans willing to be shot by them.
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    April 2011
    1,418 Posts
    It's the American ammo companies that cause the crime and poverty of Mexican bullets.
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    June 2010
    5,180 Posts
    Way to go facepunch, one bad bullet and you guys are grouping them all together. This is just a bad apple! They just never write about the bullets that help people. Honestly most bullets are good people don't judge them all based on this article.
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    February 2009
    3,703 Posts
    Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch...
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