(Tom will totally fall for that excuse!)
(Tom will totally fall for that excuse!)
Did my meeting just FUCKING EXPLODE
after a split second teleport-to-TRLEChippers-base-rescue of everybody, Mew King Andololol, out of pure rage goes to the RIZ border and TAKES DOWN THE FUCKING BARRIER and commands his Mew Army to spread THOUSANDS OF FUCKING ZOMBIES to all enemy territory and sets another barrier at TRLEChippers Base, which afterwards goes into hiding in his other
Non-Korean owned dimension.
Let's do this shit! Bring it on you zombie MOTHER FUCKA'S!
"We need to talk.."
"As I'm sure you're aware, Mew has spread the Derpian Virus all across the Nation. Xieneus is MIA, our enemies as well as friends are terrified, and Mew could very well do something stupid another time. I'd thought of relocating as many friendlies to the Island as possible, but even though it is very, very large, it will gladly go crumbling down to the earth if someone started shooting at it with enough Force. Quite frankly I think we're fucked."
Xieneus is going to think "WHAT THE FUCK!?" when he comes back.
Okay, for some reason I never updated the team chart, here you go, and that guy with a koala avatar is now part of the Saurian League.
Woah, wierd, everything is pixellated in your palace
Repairs should be complete by page 6, in the meantime, I'm going to be doing some experimentation on this derp I brought, see which weapons are effective against them. This is my arsenal: I have anthrax, agent orange, mustard gas, bleach+windex, many virus inhibitors, and good old high explosive. Something is bound to work.
[Current location of BRD-52: Natedude's island] [Repairs underway]
It is my hope that when I find an effective poison against derps, I can carpet bomb 1 state a day, mostly clearing it of infection.
FUCKING AMAZING PHOTOSHOP SKILLS 10/10
NateDude is nearing death!
We need a better look at those pictures:
I can run on 6/8 engines for a while. However, due to short notice, I have left my arsenal and derp zombie behind. I was able to grab Natedude on my way out, so he is alive on BRD-52, though wounded from the blast.
I will now stop broadcasting my location, as it is a hazard to our safetey. I plan on returning to my secret base and returning later.
Birdman101 has just ran into a flock of Mew (It's fair because Mews populates the sky because of the zombie movement)
Birdman101and Nate_Dude are now being FUCKING PERMATRACKED!
There you are!
Was the saurian league completely demolished or something or has nobody bothered adding it to map?
Well everybody, use this from now on:
Quite frankly, two teams are currently going to get fucked by zombies.
It's just a -snip- of a post that I changed my mind on dawg
I didn't want to have to use this without testing it first, but...
See you on the other side
Well, that worked surprisingly wel- URP
*pukes all over the floor
Well, let me show you around. Over there is the flight deck, where I store all of my planes, the artillery guns are on the back, the snack bar rivals Valve's, and the best part? The antenna array broadcasts anti-psychic signals, so mew can't detect or attack this ship. If he can pull cheap moves, so can I.
Once again, not broadcasting my location, all you people know is that I am on a boat somewhere in some water anywhere on earth.
Now I can continue me anti-derp research without being rudely interrupted by a power-hungry psychic mouse and having my favorite plane destroyed.
Mew, for your unprovoked attack on the floating island and my favorite plane, I have also begun mass production of high yield rat poison and rocket propelled mousetraps.
Natedude, you are free to come and go as you please and continue about your business.
But not you, you stay here.
The portal has closed, and I just realized that we have never invented a gun, as we HAVE fingers, I'm going to overgrow them, maybe call them Twomew or something, no... That doesn't sound right... Aha! Mewtwo! That's their official names when I come back on page six!
Also, everyone prepair for buster... He was told about on page 3 and he will come on page 6.
i've recently discovered a strange material called "nortonium", it seems to have the ability to kill infected beings if you throw it at them hard enough
i've placed a good amount into this rocket, which i will fire at florida as a test
if this works i plan on establishing a base in florida so i can attempt to clean out the east coast
am i doing it right
and dont side with mew, hes an asshole
i've gotten the results of the nortonium missile test, and i'd say they're better than expected
sure, it's not much, but they're better results than i've seen throughout the entire war
i'm already establishing a base in orlando to see if i can clean this zone completely
missile production will be difficult, seeing as nortonium is extremely rare, but i'm hoping to find more in florida
Remember to add the name of your base when you add it, a black triangle looks more like a triangular wasteland zone. (The Color Black)
I'm gonna make a post but fucking
figuring out what to do
sorry for my ~absence~
I thought this thread died a while ago.
Due to my avatar change, I guess I'm dead.
Maybe you just got facial reconstructive surgery and that's just what you want our enemies to think
In that case, I am back.
Chippers is back, and the first thing he's doing is moving away from his US base so it doesn't get flooded by fucking zombies.
Chippers then goes and calls a meeting with the rest of the Raptor/Chippers aliance to catch up on the current situation.
"So...what's been going on recently?"