1. Post #6001
    Most likely to die within the first 10 seconds of any Jaykin match
    Pyth's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,038 Posts
    Pyth... how the fuck did you dig up that information, its dated from 2007!

    How the fuck did you know I went to Blueridge????


    Also that was a old post and I forgot to remove the picture about bumba so just ignore it...
    Your steam profile lists your full name and Vancouver. I typed your name into facebook's search and saw a familiar face from FP, which had to be you. Your profile was mostly private, except a network with Windsor Secondary, which sounds like a school. I googled 'Windsor Secondary Vancouver' and a nifty website of your school came up with a search bar. I searched your name and that .pdf came up.

    The more you know?

    pageking content
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  2. Post #6002
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2005
    8,073 Posts
    So, turns out that legend is svedish...
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  3. Post #6003
    SHADERS
    Legend286's Avatar
    October 2008
    9,790 Posts
    So, turns out that legend is svedish...
    No, I just watch too much Robbaz.

    Seriously when I read words that start with a j I think of it starting with a y instead.

    IronPhoenix! Stop yacking off on the carpet you fucking yackass.
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  4. Post #6004
    Your steam profile lists your full name and Vancouver. I typed your name into facebook's search and saw a familiar face from FP, which had to be you. Your profile was mostly private, except a network with Windsor Secondary, which sounds like a school. I googled 'Windsor Secondary Vancouver' and a nifty website of your school came up with a search bar. I searched your name and that .pdf came up.

    The more you know?

    pageking content
    Be a cop.
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  5. Post #6005
    Facepunch Resident Alcoholic!
    sphinxa279's Avatar
    July 2007
    6,838 Posts
    I done some detective work: http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?...710&highlight=

    This guy ended up losing his job, having the police turn up at his house for fraud and all sorts of shit delivered to him.
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  6. Post #6006
    J!m
    I Love Big Gay Dragons
    J!m's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,380 Posts
    I love you guys.... deeply
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  7. Post #6007
    Facepunch Resident Alcoholic!
    sphinxa279's Avatar
    July 2007
    6,838 Posts
    I love you guys.... deeply
    rrerr
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  8. Post #6008
    I have noticed that there seems to be a 40:1 question to answer ratio in the questions thread, why is this?
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  9. Post #6009
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2005
    8,073 Posts
    I have noticed that there seems to be a 40:1 question to answer ratio in the questions thread, why is this?
    Because some questions are either too complex for the person answering, or too dumb to waste a post on.
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  10. Post #6010
    Wishes he could fit in with the mapping section..
    TurtleeyFP's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,139 Posts
    I have noticed that there seems to be a 40:1 question to answer ratio in the questions thread, why is this?
    Because most people only enter the question thread in order to ask a question. Do you frequently open the Question megathread with the intent of answering other people's questions, and not because you have an urgent issue with Hammer?
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  11. Post #6011
    I JERK MY COCK UNTIL IT'S SORE TO MLP RULE 34
    nomad1's Avatar
    July 2010
    2,395 Posts
    Your steam profile lists your full name and Vancouver. I typed your name into facebook's search and saw a familiar face from FP, which had to be you. Your profile was mostly private, except a network with Windsor Secondary, which sounds like a school. I googled 'Windsor Secondary Vancouver' and a nifty website of your school came up with a search bar. I searched your name and that .pdf came up.

    The more you know?

    pageking content


    Oh.. I knew linking my FB account was a bad idea but whatever, not like your going to stalk me like bumbanut right? right?
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  12. Post #6012
    PROPPER EVERYTHING
    GameDev's Avatar
    February 2010
    11,526 Posts
    pyth knows my full name, address, and phone

    and he says hes not a stalker
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  13. Post #6013
    Most likely to die within the first 10 seconds of any Jaykin match
    Pyth's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,038 Posts
    pyth knows my full name, address, and phone

    and he says hes not a stalker


    Look it's GameDev..
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  14. Post #6014
    Want a Tablet?
    Mr Anonymous's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,880 Posts
    Antec - "Dude, I've got one of the best games in the gun."
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  15. Post #6015
    HASHTAG!
    Antec's Avatar
    January 2012
    551 Posts
    Antec - "Dude, I've got one of the best games in the gun."
    I was confused from owning you in BF3
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  16. Post #6016
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2005
    8,073 Posts
    Antec - "Dude, I've got one of the best games in the gun."
    The SA80?
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  17. Post #6017
    PROPPER EVERYTHING
    GameDev's Avatar
    February 2010
    11,526 Posts


    Look it's GameDev..
    in fourth grade..
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  18. Post #6018
    Most likely to die within the first 10 seconds of any Jaykin match
    Pyth's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,038 Posts
    in fourth grade..
    yesterday
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  19. Post #6019
    I love My Cunt Oven
    MaddaCheeb's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,402 Posts
    Were you guys playing on my server?
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  20. Post #6020
    I HAVE A TOASTER FETISH
    mopman999's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,663 Posts
    Were you guys playing on my server?
    I was playing until my internet decided that I should stop playing BF3 and do something more productive
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  21. Post #6021
    I JERK MY COCK UNTIL IT'S SORE TO MLP RULE 34
    nomad1's Avatar
    July 2010
    2,395 Posts
    Fuck, FPSC has an engine error that does not allow people to spawn in on multiplayer games, but they can press the talk key and enter it stuff to talk to the host in the game.

    V1.20 better be out at least in beta form soon.


    Edit: Fuck nope, I have to build it completely in the MP part and not do the switching from SP to MP. There goes different colored lighting instead of fullbright colors.
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  22. Post #6022
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2005
    8,073 Posts
    So...lessons learnt from that.

    1. If antec is on your team, don't let him fly, as he can't.
    2. If antec is flying and is not on your team, don't bother taking gtams, as he will crash...alot.
    3. Mopman likes to run behind your tank whilst you are in tactical retreat mode from the t-90 you cannot find.
    4. Whenever the time comes to reload, it's always a bad time.
    5. People still fall for the "plant claymore and then shoot wildly into the air" trick.
    6. Hummers are too slow to effectivly pull off the old "cheap cruise missile" trick.
    7. t-90's are evil.
    6. Anon is blind and doesn't notice someone trying not to be seen on the enemy flag, and thus makes himself a bit of a shotgun magnet.
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  23. Post #6023
    I JERK MY COCK UNTIL IT'S SORE TO MLP RULE 34
    nomad1's Avatar
    July 2010
    2,395 Posts
    Okay, made a new executable, I hope this one works.

    Edit: Nope, well I guess I have to wait :\
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  24. Post #6024
    Want a Tablet?
    Mr Anonymous's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,880 Posts
    Good games, boys.

    So...lessons learnt from that.

    1. If antec is on your team, don't let him fly, as he can't.
    2. If antec is flying and is not on your team, don't bother taking gtams, as he will crash...alot.
    3. Mopman likes to run behind your tank whilst you are in tactical retreat mode from the t-90 you cannot find.
    4. Whenever the time comes to reload, it's always a bad time.
    5. People still fall for the "plant claymore and then shoot wildly into the air" trick.
    6. Hummers are too slow to effectivly pull off the old "cheap cruise missile" trick.
    7. t-90's are evil.
    6. Anon is blind and doesn't notice someone trying not to be seen on the enemy flag, and thus makes himself a bit of a shotgun magnet.
    I was afk for most of that round.
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  25. Post #6025
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2005
    8,073 Posts
    Good games, boys.



    I was afk for most of that round.
    Really...so why were you moving around when i shot you...repeatedly...with a shotgun...
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  26. Post #6026
    Want a Tablet?
    Mr Anonymous's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,880 Posts
    Really...so why were you moving around when i shot you...repeatedly...with a shotgun...
    Not even sure what match you're on about, to be honest. We played over 5 games.
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  27. Post #6027
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2005
    8,073 Posts
    Not even sure what match you're on about, to be honest. We played over 5 games.
    I suspect i remember it better as i was the one constantly thinking "oh shit..." and moving round the flag at gas station :)
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  28. Post #6028
    I love My Cunt Oven
    MaddaCheeb's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,402 Posts
    So...lessons learnt from that.

    1. If antec is on your team, don't let him fly, as he can't.
    2. If antec is flying and is not on your team, don't bother taking gtams, as he will crash...alot.
    3. Mopman likes to run behind your tank whilst you are in tactical retreat mode from the t-90 you cannot find.
    4. Whenever the time comes to reload, it's always a bad time.
    5. People still fall for the "plant claymore and then shoot wildly into the air" trick.
    6. Hummers are too slow to effectivly pull off the old "cheap cruise missile" trick.
    7. t-90's are evil.
    6. Anon is blind and doesn't notice someone trying not to be seen on the enemy flag, and thus makes himself a bit of a shotgun magnet.
    8. MaddaCheeb likes to C4 the rush points and blow you up when you are arming/disarming it.
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  29. Post #6029
    Want a Tablet?
    Mr Anonymous's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,880 Posts
    I suspect i remember it better as i was the one constantly thinking "oh shit..." and moving round the flag at gas station :)
    Ah, yes. That guy was driving the tank. We did good at defending the gas station until the tank exploded and then you killed me. Also, Antec is amazing at flying jets. It was Mopman that always crashed.
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  30. Post #6030
    I love My Cunt Oven
    MaddaCheeb's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,402 Posts
    Ah, yes. That guy was driving the tank. We did good at defending the gas station until the tank exploded and then you killed me. Also, Antec is amazing at flying jets. It was Mopman that always crashed.
    Crashed into trees.

    You guys have tree fetishes, I know it.
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  31. Post #6031
    PROPPER EVERYTHING
    GameDev's Avatar
    February 2010
    11,526 Posts
    I set a due date for jorpakko

    what am i doing
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  32. Post #6032
    I love My Cunt Oven
    MaddaCheeb's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,402 Posts
    what am i doing
    proppering everything
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  33. Post #6033
    So...lessons learnt from that.

    1. If antec is on your team, don't let him fly, as he can't.
    2. If antec is flying and is not on your team, don't bother taking gtams, as he will crash...alot.
    3. Mopman likes to run behind your tank whilst you are in tactical retreat mode from the t-90 you cannot find.
    4. Whenever the time comes to reload, it's always a bad time.
    5. People still fall for the "plant claymore and then shoot wildly into the air" trick.
    6. Hummers are too slow to effectivly pull off the old "cheap cruise missile" trick.
    7. t-90's are evil.
    6. Anon is blind and doesn't notice someone trying not to be seen on the enemy flag, and thus makes himself a bit of a shotgun magnet.
    No one involves me in their fun.
    Well I guess I bought this title for nothing than
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  34. Post #6034
    Want a Tablet?
    Mr Anonymous's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,880 Posts


    Anyone have any ideas to how I should make the curves on the road?
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  35. Post #6035
    Wishes he could fit in with the mapping section..
    TurtleeyFP's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,139 Posts


    Anyone have any ideas to how I should make the curves on the road?
    Either displacements or arch tool. But what do I know?
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  36. Post #6036
    I AM SORRY I AM NOT GOING TO HELP YOU I AM NOT PART OF YOUR SUPER HAPPY FUN GAMING GROUP.
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  37. Post #6037
    Want a Tablet?
    Mr Anonymous's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,880 Posts
    Either displacements or arch tool. But what do I know?
    Whats with the self hate, dude?
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  38. Post #6038
    J!m
    I Love Big Gay Dragons
    J!m's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,380 Posts
    I AM SORRY I AM NOT GOING TO HELP YOU I AM NOT PART OF YOUR SUPER HAPPY FUN GAMING GROUP.
    Nice going
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  39. Post #6039
    I love My Cunt Oven
    MaddaCheeb's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,402 Posts
    To everybody that plays BF3 with us, watch this:


    Edited:

    Code:
    
    Daniel: what's your favorite thing to do
    MaddaCheeb: Your a faggot daniel
    Daniel: mmmff baby
    Daniel: that turns me on SO GODDAMN MUCH
    Daniel: JESUS STOP OR I'M GONNA EXPLODE
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  40. Post #6040
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