1. Post #7441
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    Anonymuzz's Avatar
    November 2006
    7,711 Posts
    the people complaining about the beta being delayed must have just up and forgotten about how many of us probably wont get to play the beta until the last wave of invites

    you guys could have it so much worse right now
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  2. Post #7442
    The person who said they were leaving this thread until they get an email saying the beta has started is probably laughing their ass off at us.
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  3. Post #7443
    Superwafflez's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,236 Posts
    The person who said they were leaving this thread until they get an email saying the beta has started is probably laughing their ass off at us.
    Hey
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  4. Post #7444
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    silentjubjub's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,449 Posts
    Someone needs to make a video like this but for Smedly

    What have I done?
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  5. Post #7445
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    LoLWaT?'s Avatar
    August 2008
    6,123 Posts

    What have I done?
    Thank you so much for making this.
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  6. Post #7446
    gardian90's Avatar
    June 2007
    280 Posts

    What have I done?
    Ahh, someone has satisfied us all.
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  7. Post #7447
    Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar!
    JerryK's Avatar
    April 2006
    15,972 Posts
    i have an image of smedley sitting in a hot tub in the back of his limo sipping on a cocktail while tweeting, laughing with the laugh of pure evil
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  8. Post #7448
    Superwafflez's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,236 Posts
    Does anyone here care about NDA?
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  9. Post #7449
    One sexy lumpy man
    SPESS MEHRINE's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,466 Posts
    No.
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  10. Post #7450
    Tureis's Avatar
    June 2012
    1,947 Posts

    What have I done?
    You became a winner, that's what.
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  11. Post #7451
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    Thom12255's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,472 Posts
    I fell asleep waiting for beta, at least I didn't miss it.
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  12. Post #7452
    Br0nson's Avatar
    August 2011
    129 Posts
    Did servers even go live last night? I hit the sack about 1am...checked again this morning and still locked.
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  13. Post #7453
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    Thom12255's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,472 Posts
    Did servers even go live last night? I hit the sack about 1am...checked again this morning and still locked.
    nope
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  14. Post #7454
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    thisguy123's Avatar
    August 2008
    6,834 Posts
    Supposedly they will open at 5PM GMT.


    "SUPPOSEDLY."
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  15. Post #7455
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    Thom12255's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,472 Posts
    T-Ray: "There's nothing better than punching a cat in the face."
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  16. Post #7456
    Mastahamma's Avatar
    November 2010
    5,726 Posts
    T-Ray: "There's nothing better than punching a cat in the face."
    Kicking puppies is pretty good
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  17. Post #7457
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    Dennab
    June 2005
    15,081 Posts
    Its amazing that hes still allowed to post the shit he posting on twitter. Hes been posting so much false info its unreal. Fuck that guy.
    If you dont have factual info, then dont post at all.

    Good night.
    Sorry I know I've been joking along well to the whole Smedley thing, but you, and people like you are acting like fucking morons.

    omg lies how dare they discover game breaking bugs when implementing a new complex system in a closed beta, I want my gimmick beta-demo

    If he didn't even give ballpark estimates you guys would still be up in arms over the fact that he's just keeping quiet.
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  18. Post #7458
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    thisguy123's Avatar
    August 2008
    6,834 Posts
    I think it's time for a car analogy!

    This is like you've been invited to test the super GTMXz4N1A1 car with the turbo sideways interdirector and power leopard.

    You need to fill out some forms to test it out and it will either take a few days to go by post or you can spend money to hire a courier to get it done within the afternoon, you decide to splash out.

    When you arrive at the track the engineers are making the few final touches and say the car will be ready soon, the guy in the suit who's giving you the tour guesses it will be about half an hour at best.

    When the time comes the engineers discover a fault with the gearbox and have to fit a replacement, causing further delays. The guy in the suit asks the engineers "how long will that take" the engineer shrugs, so the guy in the suit puts his best estimate at about an hour and a half, assuming nothing else goes wrong.

    Turning around and saying the guy in the suit lied is kinda wrong.


    No cars or guys in suits were harmed in the making of this analogy. However some engineers got REALLY pissed off and one of them had to go lie down for a bit.
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  19. Post #7459
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    Dennab
    June 2005
    15,081 Posts
    You're analogy would be better if it wasn't a 'hire a courier' more 'owners of some banged up hatchback the company used to make' for loyal customers.

    But since you so want to test drive this new awesome car, you rush out and buy the old banged up hatchback the night before. Even though you have no intention of driving it.
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  20. Post #7460
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    thisguy123's Avatar
    August 2008
    6,834 Posts
    You're analogy would be better if it wasn't a 'hire a courier' more 'owners of some banged up hatchback the company used to make' for loyal customers.

    But since you so want to test drive this new awesome car, you rush out and buy the old banged up hatchback the night before. Even though you have no intention of driving it.
    I was trying to get the idea that the tester would be able to spend money optionally in order to gain access faster, the courier idea just seemed a wee bit more believable. Perhaps if I had said that the company would offer to have it delivered by courier if you fronted up the couriers fee it would be even easier to draw a parallel.


    In the end, I was just trying to make a car analogy... because every situation that causes internet drama of some description needs a car analogy.
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  21. Post #7461
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    Dennab
    June 2005
    15,081 Posts
    i agree
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  22. Post #7462
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    krail9's Avatar
    June 2008
    7,495 Posts
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  23. Post #7463
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    Dennab
    February 2008
    3,456 Posts
    Fuck smedley fuck SOE fuck everything I want in
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  24. Post #7464
    I survived Camp FP 2010
    LordLoss's Avatar
    January 2007
    2,682 Posts
    Job interview went well, looks like I didn't miss anything.


    Is it still on track for 3:30hrs?
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  25. Post #7465
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    thisguy123's Avatar
    August 2008
    6,834 Posts
    Job interview went well, looks like I didn't miss anything.


    Is it still on track for 3:30hrs?
    Do you REALLY believe it will come on line in EXACTLY 3:30 hours?
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  26. Post #7466
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    Thom12255's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,472 Posts
    Aaaaaaah this download is taking ages, 20% more to go...
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  27. Post #7467
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    Dennab
    June 2005
    15,081 Posts
    Do you REALLY believe it will come on line in EXACTLY 3:30 hours?
    It'll either come online exactly at 3:30, or it won't for many hours.

    It's how the smed operates
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  28. Post #7468
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    Thom12255's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,472 Posts
    Relax and go outside and get a tan like me while we wait for beta.
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  29. Post #7469
    Eyes like a god damn hawk
    H4wkeye's Avatar
    March 2011
    4,709 Posts
    Relax and go outside and get a tan like me while we wait for beta.
    It was 51 Celsius yesterday, I don't think that's good for a tan.
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  30. Post #7470
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    Nabobalis's Avatar
    September 2005
    508 Posts
    It was 51 Celsius yesterday, I don't think that's good for a tan.
    That is stupidly hot, you'd get roasted out there.
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  31. Post #7471
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    Thom12255's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,472 Posts
    My computer would melt.

    It's about 29 Celsius in the sun right now in Scotland.
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  32. Post #7472
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    Dennab
    June 2005
    15,081 Posts
    Is it bad that I'm changing outfit because I didn't like the leaders voice?

    I'm going to give these guys a go: http://www.brtd.net/

    Edited:

    Also, awesome my CPU cooler arrived. Time to get overclocking ready for tonight.
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  33. Post #7473
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    Raidyr's Avatar
    February 2007
    23,586 Posts
    Reading Smedleys twitter makes me feel sad
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  34. Post #7474
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    Thom12255's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,472 Posts
    All those fags complaining on twitter, uncalled for.
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  35. Post #7475
    Dennab
    August 2011
    3,724 Posts
    So.. are massive battles common in this game or not realy?


    What happens if a continent is defeated?
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  36. Post #7476
    Dennab
    May 2012
    1,765 Posts
    So.. are massive battles common in this game or not realy?


    What happens if a continent is defeated?
    Massive battles ARE this game.

    The faction that took the continent now owns the continent.
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  37. Post #7477
    The Union Jack would look a shit ton better with a Hammer and Sickle in the middle of it
    Bobie's Avatar
    November 2007
    7,232 Posts
    Does anyone here care about NDA?
    i care for it like it were my own
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  38. Post #7478
    Dennab
    August 2011
    3,724 Posts
    but could a faction.... win?
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  39. Post #7479
    KyleN's Avatar
    June 2011
    894 Posts
    Hopefully this smedly fucker have some factual information today.
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  40. Post #7480
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    Thom12255's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,472 Posts
    Hopefully this smedly fucker have some factual information today.
    All the information he gave you was factual, creating a beta patch at the last minute isn't something that is set in stone. It's beta, the game isn't released.
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