Yo! I heard you guys like cooking! Well it's time to man up because even I don't like spicy food and hot damn, hot sauce is just so damn awesome I can't help myself! Let's start with
some classics! You heard me right! CLASSIC
This here? Tobasco sauce! The classic mild hot sauce that nearly everyone has in their kitchen.
A great addition to any food, suitable for the whole family (excluding small children). Original Tobasco Sauce is around 2500-5000 ScoVille units.This will add a fair bit of spice to any food you choose, and should not be used by small children. Save the Frank's Red Hot Sauce
for the kids.
Fact: The Tobasco Company is still owned by the original family and the company has always been passed down. You can still Reserve Bottles that have
been hand-made by the Family.
This is Frank's Red Hot Sauce. Don't let the name fool you, it is most likely the most mild hot sauce you will enjoy. The benefit of
Frank's Red Hot Sauce is not in the level of heat, but the unique Flavour it brings to the table. This is nearly as common as Tobasco Sauce, and
is often used for many foods.
Fact: Enjoy the flavour of Frank's Red Hot Sauce, but want some extra kick? Frank's Xtra Hot Sauce is around 2,000 ScoVille, which is approximately 5x the heat
of the 450 ScoVille original recipe. Nearly as hot as Tobasco Sauce!
Now for the fun part. The following hot sauces will be stronger than Tobasco Sauce. Many of them are not intended for direct usage and are instead intended to be diluted.
The strongest hot sauces require signature of a waiver before purchase and are strong enough to inflict bodily harm. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Don't be too scared though, I have put Mega Death Sauce on my tongue before. Keep reading if you want to hear about that.
Surprise, surprise! It's another Tobasco-brand concoction. Fortunately, the family at Tobasco realized that while quality and flavour is important, so is having some
kick to your spice! This is their Tobasco Habanero Sauce. Twice as strong as normal Tobasco sauce, it reaches 7,000 to 8,000 ScoVille units.
This will add a fair amount of spice to whatever food you are eating if used directly. May be diluted for consumption by young children, etc.
Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage is where we get start to get real hot. I would not recommend consuming directly, do so at your own risk. A great-tasting hot sauce
made with oranges and mangos, it's got a unique fruity flavour and some real kick to it. This hovers around 11,000 ScoVille units.
We are now starting to reach powerful hot sauce territory. Brain Damage has nearly 30x the kick of Frank's, and up to 2-5x the kick of Tobasco Sauce. Continue at
your own risk!
El Yucateco XXXtra Hot Habanero is the next hot sauce on my list. It's not much stronger than Brain Damage at 11,600 ScoVille units but what it makes up for in heat,
it has in purity. It's purely crushed up peppers, preserved and spice. A slow long-burning heat that has come to be nationally renowned for it's long-burning after-taste. This is only
for those who enjoy a lot of heat, as the after-taste can last quite a while.
Lottie's Barbados Yellow is a hot sauce originating from the mid-80s in the Barbados, West Indies. Made with Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Mustard, Vinegar, Salt, Garlic, Onions, and Sugar,
this is a classic hot sauce that will add quite a bit of kick to whatever food you choose. This ranges from 15,000 to 29,999 ScoVille Units.
Lottie's Original Barbados Red Hot is made by the same company as shown above. This is their classic hot sauce that adds a ton of kick to any food you choose. They use only the Reddest
peppers in this hot sauce and it shows in the spice of this sauce. This reaches a whopping 30,000 to 49,999 ScoVille units. Holy ****!
Blair's After-Death Sauce is made by a small company that produces a wide range of various hot sauces, some of which are the hottest in the world. This comes after his classic Death Sauce and is lower on the scale.
Adds a lot of heat to anything you choose. Great if you want a long-lasting hot sauce as can be diluted for less spice. Fantastic for use in cooking! This stays around 50,000 ScoVille units. It's reputed for it's smoky flavour
and Habanero Spice. Anything by Blair is a classic hot-sauce that will certainly burn your tongue off!
Mad Dog Inferno Hot Sauce is like what the label says, an inferno of heat. Similar to a BBQ Sauce in flavour, it has even concentrated pepper juice in it to provide a kick above other hot sauces. Great for grilling, cooking,
or putting on any type of food you wish! This is quoted at a mind-blowing 90,000 ScoVille units of heat. Do not consume directly!
Mad Dog Inferno Reserve Hot Sauce is another Hot Sauce by the Mad Dog Company. With a distinct taste of Caribbean Spices and Habanero Extract, this hot sauce on any food
will provide the kick you are looking for. Perfect for anyone looking to move up to a hotter hot sauce. This is HPLC Certified at 150,000 ScoVille Units.
You can't Handle this hot sauce by Pepper is a hot sauce that can be surprisingly hot. It looks and smells like BBQ Sauce and appears thick but pours surprisingly easy. Be warned, the first second or two
seems fine but then POW! The heat of this sauce hits you and you are left chugging milk to try and save yourself. Many who have disregarded the label's warning have fallen victim to it. Many people enjoy this hot sauce
as it tastes hotter than it's ScoVille rating suggests. This is rated at 225,000 ScoVille units.
Marie Sharp's Belizian Heat is a hot sauce (obviously by Marie Sharp) that started on the low-end of the scale. It originated from experimentation from Red Peppers and she created a name for herself in the world of hot sauces.
She ended up with a concoction that is extremely spicy that is renowned for being flavourful without overpowering the taste of whatever food you choose to add it to. Achieved 1st Place - National Scovie Award for Authentic Caribbean
Found on nearly every table in Belize, this hot sauce has become a staple around the world. This Sauce is rated at an amazing 350,000 ScoVille units.
Mad Dog 357 Hot Sauce is again, made by the Mad Dog company. The 357 comes from it being rated at 357,000 ScoVille units and the fact that it has as much power as a .357 Magnum. This sauce packs a powerful punch and even the tiniest
bit consumed directly can have dire consequences. Be warned, this stuff is seriously hot! World-renowned for being a classic hot sauce, this is a great addition to any hot-sauce lover's kitchen.
Blair's Mega Death Sauce is Blair's attempt to again create a hotter hot-sauce and YES HE DID! A mouth-burning hot sauce that will melt your face off, Mega Death Sauce is a killer hot sauce that will add plenty of spice to any food.
It tastes less hot than it really is, but you will realize afterwards the mistake you have made in using this sauce. Not for the faint of heart, this sauce is truly a killer sauce that should only be used by those who truly love the heat,
or to be diluted for consumption. Be warned, even diluted, this is still extremely hot and anyone who is not experienced with hot sauce should be EXTREMELY careful with the handling of this sauce.
Mega Death Sauce is rated at 550,000 ScoVille units.
Mad Dog 357 (with bullet Keychain) is another Hot Sauce by the Mad Dog company, again moving to make a hotter hot sauce. At the time of conception, this was the hottest hot sauce in the world.
Back in the day, the Hottest Known Pepper was rated at 550,000 ScoVille units. This at conception was rated at 600,000 ScoVille unit. With a bullet keychain to indicate how deadly this sauce is, be warned. This sauce is seriously hot
and should only be used with careful consideration! Dilution is recommended!
Blair's 2 A.M. Reserve is a hot sauce again by Blair where he wanted to make a hot sauce that would truly satisfy the hottest of hot sauce lovers. Each bottle used to be numbered and hand-signed, but now are only hand-signed due to the number
of orders of this sauce he has had. Ranging from 650,000 to 900,000 ScoVille units (Generally closer to the 900,000 Mark), this hot sauce is truly dangerous and a waiver must be signed before purchase due to the intense heat of this hot sauce.\
I have not yet tried hot sauce this hot so I can give no personal warning for this, but I assure you, no matter who you are, this will definitely leave you happy (or in tears).
Blair's Jersey Death Sauce is another in the line of Hot Sauces by Blair, again raising the bar for hot sauces. This hot sauce is truly hot and deserving of the death sauce name. Packaged like each traditional Death Sauce, it comes with a skull
key-chain attached to signify how deadly this sauce truly is. It's recommended to be diluted and should only be taken at your own risk. Great flavour and packs a punch that will satisfy all. Rated at 1,100,000 ScoVille units.
Blair's 3 A.M. Reserve is another reserve line by Blair that is again, hand-signed for each bottle. No longer numbered, this is available in limited qualities and makes a great gift with it's glass bottle and wax/resin seal. Great for the
hottest of hot-sauce lovers, a waiver must be signed to purchase this hot sauce. Not recommended for consumption without dilution, this hot sauce is reaching dangerous territory and direct consumption should not be attempted by anybody.
Bodily harm may result from improper handling and this must never touch sensitive areas like your eyes. Rated at 1,500,000 - 2,000,000 ScoVille units.
Mad Dog 44 Magnum Pepper Sauce is a hot sauce that truly transcends other hot sauces. This hot sauce is reviewed as being "too hot" and "inedible". It's truly a hot sauce only for those that aren't satisfied by anything else. This is
almost as strong as Police Grade Pepper Spray, and honestly, is probaly just as dangerous. A few drops of this will make a pot of Chili into 5-Alarm Chili and this would make any dish truly deadly. Rated at a mind-blowing 4,000,000 ScoVille units.
The Source is truly a hot-sauce that comes from the devil himself. Each bottle is hand-made and enclosed in a package containing the origin story, this sauce is truly only made for death himself. You will be hard-pressed to find a "sauce" that is
hotter as the only things hotter are Pure Capsaician, which come in crystal form. This holds the title of one of the hottest hot sauces in the world and science cannot create hotter hot sauces at this time.
Rated at an amazing 7,000,000 ScoVille units. This is scarily hot and is not recommended for use unless you are truly insane! No bet is worth attempting to consume this sauce. Many reviewers have reportedly thrown up from the pure
level of heat this hot sauce provides. Consume at your own warning and never consume directly! For use only as a food additive!
Blair's 6 A.M. is a spicy food additive that will blow your mind. Hotter than a Sauce could hope to be, only 999 were made and each are signed and labeled. A great addition to any collection, this should only ever be used for large quantities of food
with small doses added. DIRECT CONSUMPTION IS DANGEROUS AND COULD POSSIBLY RESULT IN A TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL. DON'T RISK IT, DUMBASS! This is rated at 10,300,000 to even 16,000,000 ScoVille Units.
Blair's 16 Million Reserve is the hottest possible additive known to man. Rated as hot as Capsaician, this tiny 1ml bottle is packed with pure Capsicum crystals and is not a sauce. It is a chemical extract that is only recommended for light doses
added to large quantities of food and direct consumption WILL RESULT IN HOSPITALIZATION. THIS IS RATED AT 16,000,000 ScoVille units, the same as pure Capsaician, the chemical that makes hot stuff hot! Until science invents another
element that can make hot things hot, this is the HOTTEST SUBSTANCE IN THE WORLD. Anyone who consumes this deserves a trophy belt as that is truly an insane feat and should NEVER BE ATTEMPTED.
Many of these sauces are obtainable in North America. I would like to thank ChilliWorld for their ScoVille scale to assist me in this list of Hot Sauces. http://www.chilliworld.com/FactFile/Scoville_Scale.asp
ChilliWorld is a site that sells Hot Sauces World Wide and the majority of these hot sauces can be purchased off their website at http://www.chilliworld.com
ChilliWorld (I Believe) sells World-Wide but is primarily a british website so any of you in the UK can gladly buy these off ChilliWorld. I hope you all enjoyed and enjoy your hot sauce!