[SonicHitman]

Dredile posted:

Good god. Imagine being trapped in a room with that.

Its ok, all you need is a giant lamP with a big cover. Just be sure its bowl shaped. Ultimate weapon for bees nd wasps in my personal experience. But damn, that would be scary to have that shit buzzing around waiting for you to walk by it.

[Spooter]

Pffrbt. Here in the Midwest we've got Cicada killers, which I've seen average 1.5-2 inches. Thankfully they're huge bros and kill piss annoying cicadas (hence the name) and don't really fuck with you if you don't fuck with them.

[Karahaut]

fuck no oh god

[RainbowPillows]

Basically me.

[thisispain]

i smacked my monitor with a fucking newspaper just to make sure

[The Worm]

Oh god. If this thing ever extends to where I am, I am going to live the rest of my life as a recluse, in an airtight home.

[Smug Bastard]

Fuck, I can practically hear one of those things flying around me now. Time to get the rope.

[notlabbet]

fucking nuke everywhere shit i hate all insects

[Boxed_Interne]

notlabbet posted:

fucking nuke everywhere shit i hate all insects

Cockroaches

[MadDog986]

soccerskyman posted:

No you stupid shit, that's how they spread to HERE!

Edited:

They'll multiply and develop a taste for human!

It was a joke stupid shit!

[MaddaCheeb]

MadDog986 posted:

It was a joke stupid shit!

STUPID SHIT

[King of Limbs]

Is there a legitimate thing that wasp's do to help out nature or anything? Like seriously, their just assholes. I don't like killing insects when i can, i figure their lives are so short, why make it shorter ya know, but these fuckers i'll gladly burn alive.

[MitchvW]

And I have already have a phobia for these fuckers.

[Glitch360]

Mother nature: keeping humans in check since the beginning of our existence

[Rammaster]

At first, I was thinking it wasn't as bad.

*image loads*

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

[haloh]

I'm afraid to sleep now :(

[Araknid]

[Sir Whoopsalot]

Where's my flamethrower, where's my flamethrower, where's my FUCKING FLAMETHROWER!

[Raizo]

So what's the name of the phobia for this? So I can add it to my list.

[Lord of Ears]

BenJammin' posted:

Just go away please. First you quote information without saying the source so it seems like that is what the wasp actually does, then you mention later it's from that fucking terrible book and movie? You don't belong in facepunch.

wow look at this fucking rebel

Edited:

King of Limbs posted:

Is there a legitimate thing that wasp's do to help out nature or anything? Like seriously, their just assholes. I don't like killing insects when i can, i figure their lives are so short, why make it shorter ya know, but these fuckers i'll gladly burn alive.

they eat spiders
that's about it

[Killuah]

King of Limbs posted:

Is there a legitimate thing that wasp's do to help out nature or anything? Like seriously, their just assholes. I don't like killing insects when i can, i figure their lives are so short, why make it shorter ya know, but these fuckers i'll gladly burn alive.

They kill all kinds of other insects that are dangerous to plants like lice, wool-flies and other critters. Besides that many birds depend heavily on them as a source of food.

[Doctor Zedacon]

Lord of Ears posted:

they eat spiders
that's about it

Which is an admittedly very nice function. One that makes me a little alright with this thing existing. Just a little.

[Takkuull]

I think i'm going to cry now.

[V12US]

notlabbet posted:

fucking nuke everywhere shit i hate all insects

Nuke Indonesia from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

[SPESS MEHRINE]

Purge them. Immediately.

[ewitwins]

Imagine driving down the highway with your window down and getting hit by one of THOSE motherfuckers. You'd lose your head!

[ironman17]

Hysteric posted:

"Most people can't tolerate more than a few stings. Most die at once. If you live, the hallucinations brought on by the venom have actually drawn people to madness."

Shit, it sounds like a monster from the Cthulhu Mythos.

But to be honest, I expected this beastie to come from Australia and have an HP bar.

[Uncle Bourbon]

Nothing compared to these



no wait that looks kind of adorable

[KILLTHIS]

Sir Whoopsalot posted:

Where's my flamethrower, where's my flamethrower, where's my FUCKING FLAMETHROWER!

KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE

[Madman_Andre]

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

[mchapra]

Oh it's not like I was getting over my crippling entomophobia or anything.

[Griffster26]

I got a HORNET in my ear when I was 4.

[Arachnidus]

Lord of Ears posted:

they eat spiders
that's about it

i'm all for preserving life and not unbalancing an ecosystem

but if this went extinct i would have no problems

[Cone]

Griffster26 posted:

I got a wasp in my ear when I was 4.

I sat on one once

I can't remember what happened but I think I wasn't able to sit down for like two days afterwards

[Nemisis116]

GOOD LORD WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT
RUN

[dass]

Mr. Scorpio posted:

Wow.


I need an army of these. Now. I'll be like The Pain 2.0

.50cal hornets. They will carry tanks to you instead of tommy guns and grenades.

These are good news for my friend. She loves wasps!

[luverofJ!93]

Bugs freak me the fuck out.

I've watched all sorts of "scary movies"
But watching this in theatres was honestly the scariest scene I've ever watched in a movie.

[just-a-boy]

The fuck is everyone afraid of? Look at it! It's, honestly, one of the coolest insects I've seen! All pimped out and shit with the spiky thorax.

I am most delighted that such wondrous creatures of pure kick-assery exist on Earth.

[Katatonic717]

just-a-boy posted:

The fuck is everyone afraid of? Look at it! It's, honestly, one of the coolest insects I've seen! All pimped out and shit with the spiky thorax.

I am most delighted that such wondrous creatures of pure kick-assery exist on Earth.

Yes it's cool now, but when you're 43, and they've taken over the world and killed your cat, how cool will they be then?

[GemuMasuta]

Bad Joe posted:

I wonder what they taste like.

Chicken.