1. Post #161
    I bought this title for 1 dollar
    titopei's Avatar
    April 2009
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    - All inhouses should only play All Random to balance the teams if needed.
    - Pubstomps that occur will not be discussed.
    - Really try to finish a one-sided game as fast as possible, nobody wants to wait ages.
    - Inhouses must be announced at least one hour beforehand for fairness.
    - Leaving is no longer punishable if you deem it is needed.

    - Feeding is unavoidable during a stomp, but try not to feed. Feeders will be banned.
    - Oftentimes in Captains Mode scrimmages, mains are banned. No banning mains.
    - Oftentimes in Captains Mode scrimmages, mains are picked. No picking mains.
    - Leaving during the pick stage is a permaban.
    - Scrimmages may now be played against other groups. Feeding is bannable during one.
    4:15 PM - Tetramputechture: look at all these zings
    4:15 PM - Tetramputechture: omgh
    4:15 PM - Tetramputechture: lick my butt someone
    Tetra can't hold all those zings. (tetra = gabe)

    Edited:

    Please, everyone make him feel special today.
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  2. Post #162
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    I didn't see that one coming
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  3. Post #163
    Reimu's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,082 Posts
    Maruhai: yeah
    Maruhai: so all I got from this is that you're both unfunny, snow enjoys getting his dick hard and your enjoy sucking it
    Maruhai: you*
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  4. Post #164
    Japancakes's Avatar
    April 2011
    671 Posts
    I even said it was an april fools joke in chat a while ago
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  5. Post #165
    Gabe Newell's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,556 Posts
    I even said it was an april fools joke in chat a while ago
    "i knew this whole time"
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  6. Post #166
    Reimu's Avatar
    July 2010
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    Hell I didn't figure it out until Snow told me.
    I was going to be like "Well these rules are OK but they need a lot of tweaking," but then he told me and I decided to have fun with it
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  7. Post #167
    Japancakes's Avatar
    April 2011
    671 Posts
    "i knew this whole time"
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  8. Post #168
    Dennab
    September 2011
    10,298 Posts
    This is the worst joke ever, you're all bad and you should all feel bad.

    Examples of funny April Fools jokes:
    http://cybrogmatt.blogspot.fr/
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  9. Post #169
    Gabe Newell's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,556 Posts
    This is the worst joke ever, you're all bad and you should all feel bad.

    Examples of funny April Fools jokes:
    http://cybrogmatt.blogspot.fr/
    butthurt
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  10. Post #170
    Reimu's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,082 Posts
    It's ok Maruhai, even I fell for it until Snow told me.
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  11. Post #171
    I bought this title for 1 dollar
    titopei's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,513 Posts
    This is the worst joke ever, you're all bad and you should all feel bad.

    Examples of funny April Fools jokes:
    http://cybrogmatt.blogspot.fr/
    "Aww man, got tricked, guess I have to call it a dumb joke!"
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  12. Post #172
    Dennab
    September 2011
    10,298 Posts
    I got tricked, yes.
    It was funny, no.

    Edited:

    It is seriously one of the unfunniest jokes ever, and it literally ruined my day.

    Edited:

    Oh you shut up, you're the butthurt since forever.
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  13. Post #173
    Atlascore's Avatar
    June 2011
    8,766 Posts
    I thought April fools jokes were supposed to be funny, posting a random shit-storm causing list that happens to be arranged into "April Fools" isn't funny.
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  14. Post #174
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    March 2009
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    I think I'm getting better at this game. Dieing less and trying to be a better team player. I feel a lot more free when playing Dota compared to Lol, mainly because aggressiveness is rewarded more and passivity isn't (unless you are a carry and just farm).
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  15. Post #175
    l l
    lmao
    Dennab
    December 2011
    10,758 Posts

    100% LEGIT GAIZ
    I'm fucking sick of cyborgmatt.
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  16. Post #176
    I bought this title for 1 dollar
    titopei's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,513 Posts
    I think I'm getting better at this game. Dieing less and trying to be a better team player. I feel a lot more free when playing Dota compared to Lol, mainly because aggressiveness is rewarded more and passivity isn't (unless you are a carry and just farm).
    Yeah and the comp games are more enjoyable to watch than LoL imo. It seems somewhat more fast paced and amazing to see how easily the scales tip.
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  17. Post #177
    Doughnuts's Avatar
    September 2011
    892 Posts
    Boxes and Funnies everywhere
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  18. Post #178
    Dennab
    September 2011
    10,298 Posts
    I don't know who said it was impossible for me to get level 25 in 30 minutes with Hand of Midas, because Quantic|Link just got level 25 in 30 minutes WITHOUT.
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  19. Post #179
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    SXBIG's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,871 Posts
    This is the worst joke ever, you're all bad and you should all feel bad.

    Examples of funny April Fools jokes:
    http://cybrogmatt.blogspot.fr/

    Genius
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  20. Post #180
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    Dwragon82997's Avatar
    September 2007
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    NErrds
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  21. Post #181
    Watching the world burn is my hobby.
    Banned?'s Avatar
    February 2005
    16,756 Posts
    Why does this thread get do dumb when I'm at work?
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  22. Post #182
    funion is gay
    Zukriuchen's Avatar
    September 2009
    16,816 Posts
    It is seriously one of the unfunniest jokes ever, and it literally ruined my day
    "WOW THIS JOKE MAKES ME RAGE"
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  23. Post #183
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    September 2007
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    April fools
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  24. Post #184
    Japancakes's Avatar
    April 2011
    671 Posts
    I got tricked, yes.
    It was funny, no.

    Edited:

    It is seriously one of the unfunniest jokes ever, and it literally ruined my day.

    Edited:


    Oh you shut up, you're the butthurt since forever.
    If your day got ruined by a prank on a video game, then you should re-think your life.
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  25. Post #185
    Dennab
    September 2011
    10,298 Posts
    If your day got ruined by a prank on a video game, then you should re-think your life.
    Who are you and how are you giving me orders.
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  26. Post #186
    Japancakes's Avatar
    April 2011
    671 Posts
    Who are you and how are you giving me orders.
    who are you to question who I am

    Edited:

    also here is a replay of a few of us from the group when we made a little 5v5 and how we got a nice comeback from a bad situation

    http://www.mediafire.com/?738jk84qvmk7cm
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  27. Post #187
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    Dwragon82997's Avatar
    September 2007
    5,048 Posts
    I am the one who knocks
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  28. Post #188
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    March 2009
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    Yeah and the comp games are more enjoyable to watch than LoL imo. It seems somewhat more fast paced and amazing to see how easily the scales tip.
    That may or may not be because league bots are tards and the AI is so stupid, that if you're mid lane pushing and they are top or bot, they will run through the jungle and through your mid and the towers will get them. In dota the bots chain stuns and you can actually teamwork with them via pings.
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  29. Post #189
    Reimu's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,082 Posts
    Was that the xXAnalDevistator420Xx game?
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  30. Post #190
    Is that a rocket in your pocket?
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    March 2010
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    That may or may not be because league bots are tards and the AI is so stupid, that if you're mid lane pushing and they are top or bot, they will run through the jungle and through your mid and the towers will get them. In dota the bots chain stuns and you can actually teamwork with them via pings.
    what do bots have to do with competitive games at all
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  31. Post #191
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    March 2009
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    Oh I'm dumb I thought comp = computers. Also, for radiant jungling how are you supposed to kill small camp then pull medium camp? I heard of eating a tree but which one?
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  32. Post #192
    Reimu's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,082 Posts
    Also


    The scoreboard might not show it, but this was actually pretty close. Was about a 4 kill difference throughout early/mid-game, and we worked our asses off just to get their towers down after we lost all of tier 1.
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  33. Post #193
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    September 2011
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    Only if you lose when you play AR.
    It's a lot of fun when you have success. It's not a 100% guarantee for balance, but it's 10x better than AP or CM which tend to be heavily unbalanced.


    We've tried switching people over, and, although it isn't rocket science, it's a lot easier said than done. I usually try to match up teams based on balanced skill level, but a game usually tips in AP or CM anyway. Besides, a lot of folks in the group won't listen when you say to switch. Some games have fallen apart because friends want to be with friends, etc.
    RD is best mode.

    Come the fuck on valve give us RD already.
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  34. Post #194
    l l
    lmao
    Dennab
    December 2011
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    Also


    The scoreboard might not show it, but this was actually pretty close. Was about a 4 kill difference throughout early/mid-game, and we worked our asses off just to get their towers down after we lost all of tier 1.
    that's extremely unfunny

    /v/ shit doesn't belong here
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  35. Post #195
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    June 2011
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    omg dont post pubstomps or medicore games!!1

    [/beardyduck]

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  36. Post #196
    Reimu's Avatar
    July 2010
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    but, but, my ego ;~;
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  37. Post #197
    Doughnuts's Avatar
    September 2011
    892 Posts
    Dat dagon 4
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  38. Post #198
    Gabe Newell's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,556 Posts
    that's extremely unfunny

    /v/ shit doesn't belong here
    do you just like to be the guy nobody likes or something
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  39. Post #199
    Japancakes's Avatar
    April 2011
    671 Posts
    but, but, my ego ;~;
    you only did good because of my ~pro tree ring~ spellz and my level 4 dagon lol

       just kidding you were great   
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  40. Post #200
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    November 2006
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    do you just like to be the guy nobody likes or something
    no one likes a meanie
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