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godfatherk · 1st May 2012

I am so fucking angry right now it is beyond words. I don't want to just fucking yell, I want to go out and physically harm someone.

This fucking Anti-Mage randoms. I pick Morphling and boat picks Jakiro. We lane together and Axe and Necrolyte are trying to do that silly lane cut off crap which never works. I get first blood, Anti-Mage comes up from mid (you're reading that right) ~~and gets Axe~~ and boat gets Axe. They keep trying to cut off the lane and fail every time. We lose the tower before 10 min but it's a deny and we've just been fed free kills top so nothing to feel bad about. I have a great lane to farm in now. Anti-Mage, this little cock sucking faggot, comes top and starts complaining how he has no farm and starts relentlessly pushing the lane. I don't get him get any last hits. We kill the tower and now my farming lane is fucked up. Anti-Mage, so God damn butt hurt that I didn't let him farm, AFK's the rest of the game as we fucking lose because of that little cock sucker. I was doing so God damn well in lane. I thought the game was a fucking easy win. NOPE.

I have no fucking idea what compels people to be such fucking MORONS. Every time I play Morphling the game goes so well on a personal level and then some little cunt rag fucks it up for everyone.

E: I was apparently wrong and Anti-Mage got NO kills at all that game.

I think something else went wrong there, I've won several matches where 1 or 2 players in my team were not playing or were playing bad.

**The Mighty Boat** · 1st May 2012

godfatherk posted:

I think something else went wrong there, I've won several matches where 1 or 2 players in my team were not playing or were playing bad.

no i think that us playing 4v5 with a rambo earthshaker and no leaver gold might have been the fucking problem. but yet again if u won a game 4v5 once i guess that cant be true

**Banned?** · 1st May 2012

I compound the terribleness of that last game into words.

**Badunkadunk** · 1st May 2012

I hate those public matches where your entire team are jackasses you recognize from previous games and they all do the same exact thing you hated them for the last time. I would willingly wait longer to blacklist and avoid playing with some of these people I keep running into.

**Jetamo** · 1st May 2012

Small update to the item schema for DOTA2 - Most of the cosmetic items have been moved over to the DOTA 2 Beta/Test/internal, while on the main DOTA 2 one they've added a "test drop item".

Reimu · 1st May 2012

Dipshit teams are almost synonymous with queues that have less than 3 players though.

**Blueridge** · 1st May 2012

so i did a game today and the enemy team had 4 people with the same clan tag - one of them was a riki. in the list of players that you can view up top and the results screen, his name was something like |DN| Deserrt but whenever he was mentioned in the game(like kills, deaths, etc) his name showed up as IceFrog. His avatar was the one icefrog uses on the dota 2 beta forums(dunno if he uses it on playdota) so I was wondering if I just played a game with icefrog on the enemy team

http://steamcommunity.com/id/srb2mil...69429134469565

**Maruhai** · 1st May 2012

It begins.

**Jetamo** · 1st May 2012

The hattening is upon us!

Reimu · 1st May 2012

It may be closer than you think.
Apparently you can find items.

Fuck.

**Maruhai** · 1st May 2012

Guys I'm trading my Unusual Mask of Juggernaut.

**Jetamo** · 1st May 2012

S> Unusual Courier with Rainbow Trail

**aydin690** · 1st May 2012

Maruhai posted:

Guys I'm trading my Unusual Mask of Juggernaut.

What's the effect? don't want flies or confetti.

Edited:

i.e. valve go shove your stupid cosmetics up your ass and sell the game for 50 bucks instead.

**Jetamo** · 1st May 2012

Guys, I think someone said there was going to be a console command/cvar to disable cosmetics if you don't want to see them.

RagerTrader · 1st May 2012

biodude94566 posted:

I think Invoker has some badass lines.

Remember me... for I will remember you.

Does that play of you have aegis or something?

**l l** · 1st May 2012

RagerTrader posted:

Does that play of you have aegis or something?

I wonder...

"fastres"

fast Resurrection???

Dogchow33 · 1st May 2012

RagerTrader posted:

Does that play of you have aegis or something?

Lines with the "fastres" phrase in their files = lines that play when killed while having the aegis

Edited:

l l posted:

I wonder...

"fastres"

fast Resurrection???

yes

**Rats808** · 1st May 2012

Dogchow33 posted:

Lines with the "fastres" phrase in their files = lines that play when killed while having the aegis

Edited:

yes

Actually no, it's played when you respawn quickly. IE, if you buyback, have a bloodstone with a lot of charges, or it's early in the game.

"fastres" = fast respawn

Edited:

Or who knows, maybe we're both right.

Pretty sure I've heard that line after an early death before, though.

Dogchow33 · 1st May 2012

Rats808 posted:

Actually no, it's played when you respawn quickly. IE, if you buyback, have a bloodstone with a lot of charges, or it's early in the game.

"fastres" = fast respawn

Edited:

Or who knows, maybe we're both right.

Pretty sure I've heard that line after an early death before, though.

That makes sense, we are probably both right.

dolpsdw · 1st May 2012

Here a exploration from the menus in the backpack

SnowCanary · 1st May 2012

Reimu posted:

It may be closer than you think.
Apparently you can find items.

Fuck.

Excellent, the hour of Orca belly-flopping Tidehunters draws closer!

**Maruhai** · 1st May 2012

Oh fuck I just got an item.

Dogchow33 · 1st May 2012

Jetamo posted:

Guys, I think someone said there was going to be a console command/cvar to disable cosmetics if you don't want to see them.

If this is true, keeping it on. I like the characters as they are now. (wouldn't want to see Sven with a different mask, etc.)

**Banned?** · 1st May 2012

That was a fast month. New thread.

caesium · 1st May 2012

Jetamo posted:

Guys, I think someone said there was going to be a console command/cvar to disable cosmetics if you don't want to see them.

If this is true, Valve are the ultimate bros.

It would rock for tournaments as well, so spectators get a simple view and hosts don't have to have stupid "remove cosmetics" rule on their players.

razorbeamz · 1st May 2012

Is anyone else kind of bothered by the lack of video options in this game? On and off shouldn't be my only AA options.

**aydin690** · 1st May 2012

caesium posted:

If this is true, Valve are the ultimate bros.

It would rock for tournaments as well, so spectators get a simple view and hosts don't have to have stupid "remove cosmetics" rule on their players.

That's never going to happen. People have been asking for that option in tf2 since all the retarded cosmetics came out. Do we have the option to disable them? no.

Captain Chalky · 1st May 2012

I honestly can't see the problem people have with cosmetic items and why they need an option to turn them off. Dimwits buy them and pump Valve full of money so they can continue updating the game and making more, if you could turn them off, less people would buy them.
I'd be willing to see a Sven with a pink fedora if it was for the greater good.

Goodthief · 1st May 2012

cosmetics aren't that bad, even in TF2 they are a good thing. They've kept the game alive for years as well as creating the possibility to make money off of the game, it's also very easy to ignore cosmetics since it's not a mandatory thing to have or trade them

MendozaMan · 1st May 2012

Captain Chalky posted:

I honestly can't see the problem people have with cosmetic items and why they need an option to turn them off. Dimwits buy them and pump Valve full of money so they can continue updating the game and making more, if you could turn them off, less people would buy them.
I'd be willing to see a Sven with a pink fedora if it was for the greater good.

People, for the love of all that's holy, THINK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME

Reimu · 1st May 2012

I don't think Valve is going to go all out with cosmetics for DOTA this time around. They really milked the system for TF2, in-part because TF2 is a very wide-reaching and casual game.

wug · 1st May 2012

MendozaMan posted:

People, for the love of all that's holy, THINK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME

There needs to be flames spewing out of the max hat which is painted pink as hell.