[Skarr]

Dolan posted:

There's a chance that 1.3 will be out within the next 2 weeks or so. If Bukkit and NoCheat take a while to update, 2b2t could be down for quite a while.

Oh yeah, and I can't connect to z3r0.no-ip.biz.

Wouldn't it make more sense to just stay on 1.2.5 until Bukkit and NoCheat update?

[TCB]

Imperator posted:

How to be Popbob

1) Spend 23 hours a day on 2b2t.net
2) Spam irritating bullshit in chat without a break
3) Smuggle a backdoored plugin into the server to spawn items
4) Do nothing useful with them but brag about it in chat
5) Annoy everybody by pretending to have creative mode repeatedly
6) Generally be an obnoxious intolerable dickhead who has never contributed anything positive to 2b2t or anything else and whose sole purpose online is to annoy the shit out of people
7) Call others out for shitposting

How to be Popbob V2

1) Complain about Facepunch
2) Call Facepunchers fags
3) Make an account on Facepunch
4) Get permabanned
5) Make 4 alts
6) Popbob IV perma'd for being an alt of perma'd user

(User was banned for this post ("Don't feed the troll" - Craptasket))

[popbob V]

TCB posted:

How to be Popbob V2

1) Complain about Facepunch
2) Call Facepunchers fags
3) Make an account on Facepunch
4) Get permabanned
5) Make 4 alts
6) Popbob IV perma'd for being an alt of perma'd user

How to be TylerCB V2

1) Shitpost.
2) Derail threads.
3) http://puu.sh/yLO1

Edited:

Dolan posted:

There's a chance that 1.3 will be out within the next 2 weeks or so.

No, it won't.

Dolan posted:

If Bukkit and NoCheat take a while to update, 2b2t could be down for quite a while.

Bukkit should be out day one and plugins don't need to update unless they make major api changes.

(User was permabanned for this post ("Alt of permabanned user popbob" - Craptasket))

[gottifour]

This is bullshit.

My fucking minecraft is broke, and freezes while loading. When it asks me to update, it freezes mid-update. I have deleted my files, DLed the launcher, but it just doesn't fucking work.

[TehWhale]

Options -> Force Update

[gottifour]

Exactly. Freezes mid-update.

[Harblax]

Sup fagets

[Branillon]

Anyone have any good alternative servers they are playing on until 2b2t is back up?

I've yet to find a single server like 2b2t.

[JustGman]

Branillon posted:

Anyone have any good alternative servers they are playing on until 2b2t is back up?

I've yet to find a single server like 2b2t.

There are no servers like 2b2t.

[TheSporeGA]

Harblax posted:

Sup fagets

hai

[endorphinsam]

TheSporeGA posted:

hai

lolol u red hes post he sez sup fegats n u reply men u ar faget

lololo u r da fegoot lulululluululululululul

   incase I get ridden with dumbs like the last time I've posted sarcasticly, seriously I am joking   

[Fire2box]

endorphinsam posted:

lolol u red hes post he sez sup fegats n u reply men u ar faget

lololo u r da fegoot lulululluululululululul

   incase I get ridden with dumbs like the last time I've posted sarcasticly, seriously I am joking   

::yawns::

If that was supposed to be funny in anyway at all, I missed it.

[endorphinsam]

Fire2box posted:

::yawns::

If that was supposed to be funny in anyway at all, I missed it.

It was supposed to be sarcastic

did you miss that? :p

[Moofy]

Dang, seeing people got banned for feeding a troll sets me back to 0 at troll knowledge.
Care to explain?

[Amplar]

damn, see this thread, really want to play mc- learn 2b2t's died for now.


sadness :'(

[Skarr]

Fuck, it's only been what... 4-5 days?

[CheeseMan]

wrong thread

[JoeyZ]

I was digging z3r0.no-ip.biz while it lasted...

[JustGman]

JoeyZ posted:

I was digging z3r0.no-ip.biz while it lasted...

That server was rad what happened to it?

[popbob VII]

JustGman posted:

That server was rad what happened to it?

it was hosted from my home connection and i can't really stop harblax from flexing his internet muscle all over my connection without calling my ISP.

if someone wants to rent a decent vps for a month and give me access i'll put it up until 2b2t is back

(User was permabanned for this post ("Alt of permabanned user" - Craptasket))

[Harblax]

popbob VII posted:

it was hosted from my home connection and i can't really stop harblax from flexing his internet muscle all over my connection without calling my ISP.

if someone wants to rent a decent vps for a month and give me access i'll put it up until 2b2t is back

TCB posted:

How to make an "almost exact copy of 2b2t but with a different map!

1) Start a server
2) Disable any forms of protection
3) Install a greentext plugin
4) Advertise it on the biggest cesspools on the internet
5) Be Swedish



Tada.

You skipped the last step...

(User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - Craptasket))

[Fire2box]

endorphinsam posted:

It was supposed to be sarcastic

did you miss that? :p

No I got that, just I didn't think it was that funny.

[Dolan]

Skarr posted:

Wouldn't it make more sense to just stay on 1.2.5 until Bukkit and NoCheat update?

Yeah, that's probably what will happen. Which will suck, because we've been on 1.2.5 for a long, long time now.

[Insane516]

pardon me being clueless but when will 2b2t be back up

[JustGman]

Insane516 posted:

pardon me being clueless but when will 2b2t be back up

hause said one or two weeks.

[Skarr]

JustGman posted:

hause said one or two weeks.

I really hope it's closer to the former.

[JustGman]

Since the downtime started near the beginning of summer, I'm hoping it deters the massive waves of summerfags from landing on 2b2t.

[Skarr]

JustGman posted:

Since the downtime started near the beginning of summer, I'm hoping it deters the massive waves of summerfags from landing on 2b2t.

But I was looking forward to fags complaining about not being able to get out of spawn...

[The freeman]

JustGman posted:

Since the downtime started near the beginning of summer, I'm hoping it deters the massive waves of summerfags from landing on 2b2t.

that would pretty much require it to be down all summer

[PollytheParrot]

What a shitty thread. Really speaks volumes about the intelligence and maturity of 2b2ters.

[Skarr]

PollytheParrot posted:

What a shitty thread. Really speaks volumes about the intelligence and maturity of 2b2ters.

Yes, because there is a correlation between what servers you play on and how intelligent/mature you are. Right guys?

[CaptainQuirk]

Skarr posted:

Yes, because there is a correlation between what servers you play on and how intelligent/mature you are. Right guys?

Yes. For instance I would never play a server ran by twelve year olds and their little friends.

[Skarr]

CaptainQuirk posted:

Yes. For instance I would never play a server ran by twelve year olds and their little friends.

I would, because it'd probably be nocheat-free and I could piss them all off easily.

[Katatonic717]

When I get home I gotta try this.
I like the sound of crawling through a wasteland just to find a forest that isn't much better.
Then you have to fight to survive everything.
This is going to be fun.
The greifers and assholes will add to that fun.
It reminds me of back in 2009 in creative servers that were just a wasteland of random towers, no grass, and swastikas all over.

[gooooooooooogle]

Katatonic717 posted:

When I get home I gotta try this.
I like the sound of crawling through a wasteland just to find a forest that isn't much better.
Then you have to fight to survive everything.
This is going to be fun.
The greifers and assholes will add to that fun.
It reminds me of back in 2009 in creative servers that were just a wasteland of random towers, no grass, and swastikas all over.

Good luck, the server is down

[Skarr]

Katatonic717 posted:

When I get home I gotta try this.
I like the sound of crawling through a wasteland just to find a forest that isn't much better.
Then you have to fight to survive everything.
This is going to be fun.
The greifers and assholes will add to that fun.
It reminds me of back in 2009 in creative servers that were just a wasteland of random towers, no grass, and swastikas all over.

gl

[JuiceHead3311]

So I made a video a few weeks ago on 2b2t(Am I not Supposed to?). This guy added me on Steam a week or so ago and then this just ensued:

x0XP: Get off 2b2t faget
Juice: I will in a little, i'm solving computer issues
Juice: But who the fuc kare you?
x0XP: i hope u get BSOD
x0XP: >who the fuck are you
x0XP: >not knowing history of 2b2t and playing it
x0XP >2012
Juice: You added me...
x0XP: i know
x0XP: pls leave 2b2t
x0XP: u are not wanted
Juice: Lol why?
x0XP: we dont like fags trying to make money with their partnerships
x0XP: pls
x0XP: leave
Juice: lol
Juice: that isn't my goal
x0XP: we dnt like jewish ppls
x0XP: pls
x0XP: leave
Juice: plus if you cared that much maybe you should play on a whitelsited server
x0XP: >whitelisted server
x0XP >2012
x0XP: go play your shitty whitelist/faction servers
x0XP: youtube faget
Juice: See I would go on, but that would probably lead to death
Juice: And are a facepuncher or some shit
Juice: Like you come in here and say gtfo
x0XP: faget
x0XP: pls
x0XP: leave
Juice: Because of a video I made a few weeks ago
x0XP: pls leave
x0XP: faget
Juice: Someone needs to take a deep breath and calm down
Then he spams me.
x0XP: hi
Juice: Someone sounds a little angry
Juice: Whats your gripe anyway?
x0XP: pls leve
Juice: Reasoning?
x0XP: makin moneh from ur shitty videos
x0XP: jews are not welcome
Juice: I'll take ads off
x0XP: nonononono
x0XP: pls
x0XP: leave
Juice: Don't really care
More spam.
Juice: I don't know what your trying to do, but your wasting your own time as it stops making the noise after like 3 messages
Juice: If you want me to stop making videos/take it down you can just ask
Juice: No need t obe a dick
x0XP is now Away.

[Matt-]

that guys a faget, you could totally murder him.

[TCB]

Aren't you the guy that made this?

[Confuzzed Otto]

TCB posted:

Aren't you the guy that made this?

I don't care who that is. I wanna choke him so hard.