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  1. 5th April 2012 Post #1
    Keegs
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    United States Chat Thread v1

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    All Glory to Rick Santorum, the true American©
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  2. 5th April 2012 Post #2
    Jacam12SUX
    ice cream and pussy
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    socialism
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  3. 5th April 2012 Post #3
    Apache249
    I wish I was as cool as Felix :)
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    F22 Raptor is freedom.
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  4. 5th April 2012 Post #4
    ewitwins
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    Aircraft carrier is freedom

    Edited:

    Link to equally free and patriotic thread: http://facepunch.com/threads/1160474
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  5. 5th April 2012 Post #5
    hoodoo456
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    Hamburgers and beer, I guess?
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  6. 5th April 2012 Post #6
    DTkach
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    Apple pie and mashed potatoes.
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  7. 5th April 2012 Post #7
    Death_God
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    america
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  8. 5th April 2012 Post #8
    Dispenser
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    AMERICA!











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  9. 5th April 2012 Post #9
    Shiftyze
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    USA'n. Just want to come in here and say I enjoy the China atmosphere when compared to China. Decided I'm moving back to there after seeing the transition from USA to China to USA. People are too sad here, too greedy, and just don't appreciate what they really have. Going back there this summer to better my self. :D
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  10. 5th April 2012 Post #10
    Superwafflez
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  11. 5th April 2012 Post #11
    ewitwins
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    Maybe the fact that our generation realizes how fucked current politics are means things will be better in the future?









    Pretty please?
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  12. 5th April 2012 Post #12
    Tark
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    We haven't made one yet because the USA sucks.
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  13. 5th April 2012 Post #13
    napalm_bomb
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    'MERICA...
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  14. 5th April 2012 Post #14
    DChapsfield
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    :(
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  15. 5th April 2012 Post #15
    Protection
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    pacific northwest represent son

    woo trees
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  16. 5th April 2012 Post #16
    mastfire
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  17. 5th April 2012 Post #17
    milkandcooki
    Oh no, what have I done!
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    There hasn't been one because assholes would come in bashing the US and making jokes about eagles and 9/11.



    Assholes like me.
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  18. 5th April 2012 Post #18
    DuncanFrost
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    lol at anybody who believes the US is anything other than a third-world police state
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  19. 5th April 2012 Post #19
    Falchion
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    I like how the symbolism of freedom is in guns and war.
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  20. 5th April 2012 Post #20
    Shiftyze
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    I love America but fucking hate the government. A lot of people can agree with that, I am sure.
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  21. 5th April 2012 Post #21
    fox '09
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    America: the country founded by slave owners who wanted to be free.
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  22. 5th April 2012 Post #22
    Aide
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    Saddest thing ever is a eagle shedding a tear.
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  23. 5th April 2012 Post #23
    Antdawg
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    DuncanFrost posted:
    lol at anybody who believes the US is anything other than a third-world police state
    If you seriously think the US is a third world police state then maybe you should actually go and visit such a place... can't think of many off of the top of my head. Maybe North Korea? Have fun there!

    Anyways back to the Australia thread for me!
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  24. 5th April 2012 Last edited by Thom12255; 5th April 2012 at 10:39AM. Post #24
    Thom12255
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    I want to forsake my Queen and become a true American.

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  25. 5th April 2012 Post #25
    ART1E117
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    A liberal ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.
    "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known!"

    At this moment, a brave Navy SEAL who had served 15 tours of duty stood up and held up a rock.

    "How old is this rock?"

    The professor smirked arrogantly and replied "4.6 billion years. Idiot"

    "Wrong. It's 5,000 years old. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"

    The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk. He stormed out of the room.

    The students applauded and all registered Republican that day. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk.

    The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day.
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  26. 5th April 2012 Post #26
    Emperor Scorpious II
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    Representing the country's trash pile, New Jersey here
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  27. 5th April 2012 Post #27
    fox '09
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    Emperor Scorpious II posted:
    Representing the country's trash pile, New Jersey here
    New Joisey you say? Where you from, straight outta camden?
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  28. 5th April 2012 Post #28
    Thom12255
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    Emperor Scorpious II posted:
    Representing the country's trash pile, New Jersey here


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  29. 5th April 2012 Last edited by Weltmeister; 5th April 2012 at 12:20PM. Post #29
    Weltmeister
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    The USA is pretty fucking awesome.
















    above all else though


    you're welcome
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  30. 5th April 2012 Post #30
    pansarkurt
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    You murrican's are wierd.
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  31. 5th April 2012 Post #31
    Weltmeister
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    pansarkurt posted:
    You murrican's are wierd.
    Atleast our teeth are straight and we groom.

    Edited:

    DuncanFrost posted:
    lol at anybody who believes the US is anything other than a third-world police state
    lol @ that coming from a Brit, someone who actually is in a police state.
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  32. 5th April 2012 Post #32
    Superwafflez
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    Falchion posted:
    I like how the symbolism of freedom is in guns and war.
    Only because they are what once enforced it.
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  33. 5th April 2012 Post #33
    Theater
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    Weltmeister posted:
    Atleast our teeth are straight and we groom.

    Edited:



    lol @ that coming from a Brit, someone who actually is in a police state.
    Example of american manners.
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  34. 5th April 2012 Post #34
    jbthekid
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  35. 5th April 2012 Post #35
    Weltmeister
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    Theater posted:
    Example of american manners.
    Example of Norwegian "i-dont-get-english-sarcasm"??
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  36. 5th April 2012 Post #36
    SpaceGhost
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  37. 5th April 2012 Post #37
    EmperorVagak
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    Too bad Flagdog is down, we can't really tell which country people belong to in here.

    Spies among us.
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  38. 5th April 2012 Post #38
    Falchion
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    Weltmeister posted:
    Example of Norwegian "i-dont-get-english-sarcasm"??
    Example of a shitty comeback.

    SpaceGhost posted:
    A load of freedom coming down to the ones in need here.
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  39. 5th April 2012 Post #39
    01271
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    So when's the US going to join up with us Canadians?
    You can stop being lame inconsistent states and start being awesome free healthcare provinces!
    Also you'll get to use the metric system as a bonus!
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  40. 5th April 2012 Post #40
    Alan Ninja!
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    Our government may be awful, but you can't deny that America's a pretty place:

    I used to live there ^




    Edited:

    01271 posted:
    So when's the US going to join up with us Canadians?
    You can stop being lame inconsistent states and start being awesome free healthcare provinces!
    Also you'll get to use the metric system as a bonus!
    Metric system? Eww no

    Edited:

    Also:

    :smug:
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