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God hates garrys mod
Yep - the god squad has finally cottoned on to you, Garry Newman. Be afraid!
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"Yes, you got that right. A demonic figure is forcing a virgin to bear a screaming demonic baby against her will. They have just taken her and impregnated her with their spawn without her say so and in callous disregard to her father maybe having betrothed her and are now revelling in her agony. What blatant mockery of Christ's birth!"
Don't tell me that Facepunch is going to defend this?!
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They know they're going to burn in hell for eternal damnation and yet sick heathens still create abominations like this?
"Yes, you got that right. A demonic figure is forcing a virgin to bear a screaming demonic baby against her will. They have just taken her and impregnated her with their spawn without her say so and in callous disregard to her father maybe having betrothed her and are now revelling in her agony. What blatant mockery of Christ's birth!"
Don't tell me that Facepunch is going to defend this?!
It confused me to no end!
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<Deep meaningful shit is no longer relevant.>
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<What he said.>
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This so called "Garry's mods" is truly Satan's entertainment and those that use this program will burn in hell for eternity, in the Lord's name amen.
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I've suspected that Newman fellow for as long as I've known him.
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"In a lot of ways this game is like an extra-satanic Minecraft. Whole subcultures exist just to create abominations"
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religious nutjobs boycotting garry's mod. thus, no religious nutjobs for any of the players to deal with.
i'd say it's a win win situation.
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I paid $999.99 for a forum upgrade and all I got was a beating from my mother :(
February 2005
14,683 Posts
Sometimes your friends are not what they seems. Garry might have a Satan shrine in his closet or it might be like that Arnold movie where Garry actually is Satan!
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The holy mikfoz.
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First reply: I agree that what I've done is a sin, but it feels so good to watch all the kids play the game. Sometimes I track their IP addresses and find out where they live before visiting them in the night.
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Get over it, noob. :)
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milkfox
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Oh my god this forum is for real...
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no it isn't
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Thank god.
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She doesn't looks in agony or against her will.
"Yes, you got that right. A demonic figure is forcing a virgin to bear a screaming demonic baby against her will. They have just taken her and impregnated her with their spawn without her say so and in callous disregard to her father maybe having betrothed her and are now revelling in her agony. What blatant mockery of Christ's birth!"
Don't tell me that Facepunch is going to defend this?!
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Spoilsports!
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Haha this website is comedic gold!
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Why do people put so much time into this?
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To troll religious nuts. I doubt that it works.
However, thank GOD it isnt true.
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This site is actually pretty funny, especially the fanboys in the minecraft thread
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this isnt even funny satire
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By gnewman
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mikfoz is in this thread
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Put in my 10c
Tags to the god thread, oh it never stops
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The Union Jack would look a shit ton better with a Hammer and Sickle in the middle of it
November 2007
6,741 Posts
i wonder what actual religious nutjobs think of these satire websites
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52617
oh god theres a team fortress one, it involves calling the demoman a interacial homosexual, and that the solider is a false prophet claiming "this is my world"
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Thread needs more fanboys
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garry is satan
ban garry boycott facepunch
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holy shit mikfoz you came out of nowhere
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Every couple of months we have someone posting shit like this in GD thinking it's real.
Can mods please update the GD rule sticky to include a list of satirical fundie sites like Christwire and Landover baptist? Maybe include the Onion for good measure
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Edited:
Yeah whatever you do mods please stop this sort of thread that's about a thing about garry's mod that might interest people interested in garry's mod save me from my own stupidity nooooo! I've never made a thread before!!!!
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^Mad
no need to act like a butthurt ex-mod
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It's satire and doesn't need to be directed AGAINST anyone.To troll religious nuts. I doubt that it works.
However, thank GOD it isnt true.
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cry more
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Haven't heard the name mikfoz in a while. Welcome back sir
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Erm, guys, guys. That is just a massive trolling forum. Just don't argue with the idiots.
Either that or stereotypical religious forum, no difference really.
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