God hates garrys mod
Yep - the god squad has finally cottoned on to you, Garry Newman. Be afraid!
"Yes, you got that right. A demonic figure is forcing a virgin to bear a screaming demonic baby against her will. They have just taken her and impregnated her with their spawn without her say so and in callous disregard to her father maybe having betrothed her and are now revelling in her agony. What blatant mockery of Christ's birth!"
Don't tell me that Facepunch is going to defend this?!
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This so called "Garry's mods" is truly Satan's entertainment and those that use this program will burn in hell for eternity, in the Lord's name amen.
"In a lot of ways this game is like an extra-satanic Minecraft. Whole subcultures exist just to create abominations"
religious nutjobs boycotting garry's mod. thus, no religious nutjobs for any of the players to deal with.
i'd say it's a win win situation.
First reply: I agree that what I've done is a sin, but it feels so good to watch all the kids play the game. Sometimes I track their IP addresses and find out where they live before visiting them in the night.
Oh my god this forum is for real...
Haha this website is comedic gold!
This site is actually pretty funny, especially the fanboys in the minecraft thread
this isnt even funny satire
mikfoz is in this thread
Put in my 10c
Tags to the god thread, oh it never stops
i wonder what actual religious nutjobs think of these satire websites
oh god theres a team fortress one, it involves calling the demoman a interacial homosexual, and that the solider is a false prophet claiming "this is my world"
Thread needs more fanboys
garry is satan
ban garry boycott facepunch
holy shit mikfoz you came out of nowhere
Every couple of months we have someone posting shit like this in GD thinking it's real.
Can mods please update the GD rule sticky to include a list of satirical fundie sites like Christwire and Landover baptist? Maybe include the Onion for good measure
no need to act like a butthurt ex-mod
Haven't heard the name mikfoz in a while. Welcome back sir
Erm, guys, guys. That is just a massive trolling forum. Just don't argue with the idiots.
Either that or stereotypical religious forum, no difference really.