1. Post #1
    Old Member
    mikfoz's Avatar
    January 2006
    350 Posts
    God hates garrys mod

    Yep - the god squad has finally cottoned on to you, Garry Newman. Be afraid!
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  2. Post #2

    "Yes, you got that right. A demonic figure is forcing a virgin to bear a screaming demonic baby against her will. They have just taken her and impregnated her with their spawn without her say so and in callous disregard to her father maybe having betrothed her and are now revelling in her agony. What blatant mockery of Christ's birth!"

    Don't tell me that Facepunch is going to defend this?!
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    Resident dragon enthusiast.
    Dennab
    September 2010
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    "Yes, you got that right. A demonic figure is forcing a virgin to bear a screaming demonic baby against her will. They have just taken her and impregnated her with their spawn without her say so and in callous disregard to her father maybe having betrothed her and are now revelling in her agony. What blatant mockery of Christ's birth!"

    Don't tell me that Facepunch is going to defend this?!
    They know they're going to burn in hell for eternal damnation and yet sick heathens still create abominations like this?


    It confused me to no end!

  4. Post #4
    Old Member
    mikfoz's Avatar
    January 2006
    350 Posts
    <Deep meaningful shit is no longer relevant.>
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  5. Post #5
    Resident dragon enthusiast.
    Dennab
    September 2010
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    <What he said.>
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  6. Post #6
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    March 2005
    2,348 Posts
    This so called "Garry's mods" is truly Satan's entertainment and those that use this program will burn in hell for eternity, in the Lord's name amen.
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  7. Post #7
    Old Member
    mikfoz's Avatar
    January 2006
    350 Posts
    This so called "Garry's mods" is truly Satan's entertainment and those that use this program will burn in hell for eternity, in the Lord's name amen.
    I've suspected that Newman fellow for as long as I've known him.
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  8. Post #8
    rogasm
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    May 2010
    4,774 Posts
    "In a lot of ways this game is like an extra-satanic Minecraft. Whole subcultures exist just to create abominations"
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  9. Post #9
    aerika's Avatar
    January 2012
    82 Posts
    Boycott this abomination
    religious nutjobs boycotting garry's mod. thus, no religious nutjobs for any of the players to deal with.
    i'd say it's a win win situation.
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  10. Post #10
    World's Okayest Comic Guy
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    February 2005
    17,295 Posts
    I've suspected that Newman fellow for as long as I've known him.
    Sometimes your friends are not what they seems. Garry might have a Satan shrine in his closet or it might be like that Arnold movie where Garry actually is Satan!
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  11. Post #11
    I am a moderator.
    Swebonny's Avatar
    August 2006
    12,978 Posts
    The holy mikfoz.
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  12. Post #12
    Acrono's Avatar
    January 2008
    645 Posts
    First reply: I agree that what I've done is a sin, but it feels so good to watch all the kids play the game. Sometimes I track their IP addresses and find out where they live before visiting them in the night.
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  13. Post #13
    Old Member
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    January 2006
    350 Posts
    The holy mikfoz.
    Get over it, noob. :)
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  14. Post #14
    goatse
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    January 2006
    32,381 Posts
    milkfox
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  15. Post #15
    BigOwl's Avatar
    October 2010
    3,292 Posts
    Oh my god this forum is for real...
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  16. Post #16
    What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?
    Combineguy's Avatar
    June 2006
    2,323 Posts
    Oh my god this forum is for real...
    no it isn't
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  17. Post #17
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    October 2010
    3,292 Posts
    no it isn't
    Thank god.
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  18. Post #18
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    August 2005
    12,791 Posts

    "Yes, you got that right. A demonic figure is forcing a virgin to bear a screaming demonic baby against her will. They have just taken her and impregnated her with their spawn without her say so and in callous disregard to her father maybe having betrothed her and are now revelling in her agony. What blatant mockery of Christ's birth!"

    Don't tell me that Facepunch is going to defend this?!
    She doesn't looks in agony or against her will.
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  19. Post #19
    open.gl
    Overv's Avatar
    February 2007
    7,431 Posts
    That entire forum is satire, move along.
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  20. Post #20
    Resident dragon enthusiast.
    Dennab
    September 2010
    10,153 Posts
    That entire forum is satire, move along.
    no it isn't
    Spoilsports!
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  21. Post #21
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    August 2009
    3,347 Posts


    Haha this website is comedic gold!
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  22. Post #22
    BigOwl's Avatar
    October 2010
    3,292 Posts
    That entire forum is satire, move along.
    Why do people put so much time into this?

  23. Post #23
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    August 2005
    12,791 Posts
    Why do people put so much time into this?
    To troll religious nuts. I doubt that it works.
    However, thank GOD it isnt true.
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  24. Post #24
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    September 2005
    2,441 Posts
    This site is actually pretty funny, especially the fanboys in the minecraft thread
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  25. Post #25
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    September 2006
    2,915 Posts
    this isnt even funny satire
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  26. Post #26
    Resident Raccoon
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    January 2008
    8,856 Posts
    First reply: I agree that what I've done is a sin, but it feels so good to watch all the kids play the game. Sometimes I track their IP addresses and find out where they live before visiting them in the night.
    By gnewman
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  27. Post #27
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    June 2007
    5,544 Posts
    mikfoz is in this thread
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  28. Post #28
    MrTwicks's Avatar
    November 2009
    2,373 Posts
    Put in my 10c

    Tags to the god thread, oh it never stops

    g mod, garry newman, garry newman = satan, garrys mod, gmod, maps, mods, role play, satan, satan at work, satan pawns, satan worshiping baby killers, skins, steam

  29. Post #29
    The Union Jack would look a shit ton better with a Hammer and Sickle in the middle of it
    Bobie's Avatar
    November 2007
    7,228 Posts
    i wonder what actual religious nutjobs think of these satire websites
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  30. Post #30
    MrTwicks's Avatar
    November 2009
    2,373 Posts
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52617

    oh god theres a team fortress one, it involves calling the demoman a interacial homosexual, and that the solider is a false prophet claiming "this is my world"
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  31. Post #31
    Old Member
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    January 2006
    350 Posts
    Thread needs more fanboys
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  32. Post #32
    aaa
    DJFender's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,840 Posts
    garry is satan

    ban garry boycott facepunch

  33. Post #33
    Tark's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,171 Posts
    holy shit mikfoz you came out of nowhere
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  34. Post #34
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    February 2010
    7,900 Posts
    Every couple of months we have someone posting shit like this in GD thinking it's real.

    Can mods please update the GD rule sticky to include a list of satirical fundie sites like Christwire and Landover baptist? Maybe include the Onion for good measure
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  35. Post #35
    Old Member
    mikfoz's Avatar
    January 2006
    350 Posts
    holy shit mikfoz you came out of nowhere


    Edited:

    Every couple of months we have someone posting shit like this in GD thinking it's real.

    Can mods please update the GD rule sticky to include a list of satirical fundie sites like Christwire and Landover baptist? Maybe include the Onion for good measure
    Yeah whatever you do mods please stop this sort of thread that's about a thing about garry's mod that might interest people interested in garry's mod save me from my own stupidity nooooo! I've never made a thread before!!!!
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  36. Post #36
    Dr. Fishtastic's Avatar
    February 2010
    7,900 Posts
    ^Mad

    no need to act like a butthurt ex-mod
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  37. Post #37
    Gold Member
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    May 2009
    8,027 Posts
    To troll religious nuts. I doubt that it works.
    However, thank GOD it isnt true.
    It's satire and doesn't need to be directed AGAINST anyone.

  38. Post #38
    Old Member
    mikfoz's Avatar
    January 2006
    350 Posts
    ^Mad

    no need to act like a butthurt ex-mod
    cry more
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  39. Post #39
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    March 2011
    1,619 Posts
    Haven't heard the name mikfoz in a while. Welcome back sir
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  40. Post #40
    Dbuhos's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,262 Posts
    Erm, guys, guys. That is just a massive trolling forum. Just don't argue with the idiots.
    Either that or stereotypical religious forum, no difference really.
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