1. Post #281
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    October 2005
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    He has more than mental issues (he has vocal issues).

    At least he has good taste in music.
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  2. Post #282
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    July 2011
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    I got diagnosed with a form of autism and I got help. This isn't a case of 'it's the autism', it's a case of 'it's his stubbornness'.
    For your case yes, but one of my friends also has a mental disorder. Although it isn't on the autism scale, I imagine it can be similar. She has a social anxiety and depression, to a pretty heavy level. But she refuses to accept help because she says it does not help her.
    Chris may have briefly gotten help, decided it didn't help and was a waste of time, and it went from there.
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  3. Post #283
    I do it all
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    November 2010
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    everything I hear about him just makes him look worse and worse


    one day someone might go to his house and do something very unneeded.
    There was a plan by some anonymous trolls to go to his house and steal his PS3 but never went through with it.

    Funfact:
    Clyde Cash (?) ordered a group of prostitutes to CWC's house so he could lose his virginity but he ended up crying and told them to go leave his house
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  4. Post #284
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    Dennab
    October 2008
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    Is this Clyde Cash an egocentric fuck too? He sounds like a fucking bully with nothing better to do than waste his potential, ruining an autists day while gloating on the web. He's gotta have issues. Either that, or he's just fucking stupid...
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  5. Post #285
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    October 2009
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    Is this Clyde Cash an egocentric fuck too? He sounds like a fucking bully with nothing better to do than waste his potential, ruining an autists day while gloating on the web. He's gotta have issues. Either that, or he's just fucking stupid...
    Clyde Cash is realistically a lot of people, designed in "meetings"; like Andrew W.K.
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  6. Post #286
    Clops with bisousbisous daily <3
    Mr. Smartass's Avatar
    December 2010
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    I feel crushingly bad now

    Edited:

    Wait, If he's this good at making videos, why does he continue to make bad art? He's actually pretty talented, that moved me more emotionally than anything in weeks.

  7. Post #287
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    So wait a minute, how did the court case turn out?
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  8. Post #288
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    October 2009
    1,923 Posts
    So wait a minute, how did the court case turn out?
    It was just the initial hearing, the case we be heard in july.

  9. Post #289
    I feel crushingly bad now

    Edited:

    Wait, If he's this good at making videos, why does he continue to make bad art? He's actually pretty talented, that moved me more emotionally than anything in weeks.
    he didn't make that? even if he did, it's not THAT well made.

    and would you feel the same if they had tons of kids videos from well known criminals and only showed their side of the story?

    Edited:

    I don't know how that could be that crushing though too, like, at all

  10. Post #290
    Clops with bisousbisous daily <3
    Mr. Smartass's Avatar
    December 2010
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    he didn't make that? even if he did, it's not THAT well made.

    and would you feel the same if they had tons of kids videos from well known criminals and only showed their side of the story?

    Edited:

    I don't know how that could be that crushing though too, like, at all
    He went from a child full of hope for the future to a basement dweller who posts videos of himself fucking sex dolls on the internet and making badly drawn porn (which he can't improve at, because of his condition).
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  11. Post #291
    Dennab
    May 2007
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    Call me new here, but this is the first I've ever heard of the guy (yes I've gone on 4chan before) and it's pretty fucking sad to see
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  12. Post #292
    He went from a child full of hope for the future to a basement dweller who posts videos of himself fucking sex dolls on the internet and making badly drawn porn (which he can't improve at, because of his condition).
    ahh, I didn't really see much from it personally.

    Every ones a kid with dreams, after all. Even the worst of people (not that he's the 'worst' of anything, very harmless IMHO).

    Not that Marilyn Manson is bad (at all) but photos of him growing up are so interesting to see

  13. Post #293
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    December 2010
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    ahh, I didn't really see much from it personally.

    Every ones a kid with dreams, after all. Even the worst of people (not that he's the 'worst' of anything, very harmless IMHO).

    Not that Marilyn Manson is bad (at all) but photos of him growing up are so interesting to see
    Well yes, but this is especially bad. The crowning achievement of this guy's life will be being laughed at by millions of people on the internet.
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  14. Post #294
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    Dennab
    October 2008
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    Well yes, but this is especially bad. The crowning achievement of this guy's life will be being laughed at by millions of people on the internet.
    Wow. This had an extremely depressing effect on me...
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  15. Post #295
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    August 2009
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    He went from a child full of hope for the future to a basement dweller who posts videos of himself fucking sex dolls on the internet and making badly drawn porn (which he can't improve at, because of his condition).
    but
    but
    he doesn't live in the basement

  16. Post #296
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    August 2009
    2,875 Posts
    I've always thought of chris-chan as the internet equivalent of watching celebrities fuck up. It involves the same almost voyeuristic level of interest in the life of another person (Not so much for the people here so much as some of the trolls). Though like it has been said, a good deal of it is Chris' own fault.
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  17. Post #297
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    May 2011
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    He reminds me of a supervillain, maybe out of Batman.

    A guy who was more or less normal as a kid (despite the mental disorder), had a shit home life with shit parents, was rejected by society, and now resides in a penthouse located smack in the middle of rock bottom.

    All joking aside (and believe me, there's a LOT to joke about), the guy needs help. Plain and simple.
    It doesn't make the fucked up shit he does any less fucked up, but he atleast has an excuse (sorta).

       I remember a thread back when I browsed 4Chan. A group of 4Channers actually got into the court room, claiming to be his "fan club". One of them had the good sense to bring their 3DS. They picked him up on SpotPass. His Ambassador Mii was a generic looking woman COVERED in makeup. The Mii then said its name was "Christina" or something along those lines and that its dream was to "one day get married!"   
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  18. Post #298
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    September 2011
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    "back when you browsed 4chan?" The trials started less than half a year ago.

    And yeah, Christine is his May Sue made up female twin

    Edited:

    At least he has good taste in music.

    His favorite artist is Britney Spears.
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  19. Post #299
    http://sonichu.com/cwcki/White_knigh...hite_knighting
    If you have to have a list of reasons why the thing you're doing totally isn't scummy then it's probably pretty scummy.
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  20. Post #300
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    "back when you browsed 4chan?" The trials started less than half a year ago.

    And yeah, Christine is his May Sue made up female twin

    Edited:




    His favorite artist is Britney Spears.
    Actually his made up female twin was Crystal.

    I don't know why I remember this.
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  21. Post #301
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    May 2011
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    "back when you browsed 4chan?" The trials started less than half a year ago.
    I quit 4chan a few months ago (I think around January or February).
    Feels like it was a lot longer than it really is

    Actually his made up female twin was Crystal.

    I don't know why I remember this.
    THAT was it.
    God, I REALLY wish I saved that screenshot.
    It was literally the stock female Mii.
    The only difference was that it had a blue shirt and tons of makeup.

    The best part was, the guy who owned the 3DS and took the screenshot had a Mii that looked a little bit like ChrisChan. It took me a minute or two to realise that ChrisChan was actually the girl.
    Damn near pissed myself at the "My dream is to get married someday!" part...
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  22. Post #302
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    December 2005
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    he used to be so innocent
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  23. Post #303
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    September 2011
    12,360 Posts
    Actually his made up female twin was Crystal.

    I don't know why I remember this.
    Oh yeah, Christine is Sonichu's daughter

  24. Post #304
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    May 2011
    6,650 Posts
    http://sonichu.com/cwcki/White_knigh...hite_knighting
    If you have to have a list of reasons why the thing you're doing totally isn't scummy then it's probably pretty scummy.
    Goddammit, this CWC Wiki is like TVTropes...
    "Alright, I'll just read this article and... wait, suicide? *click*"
    SEVERAL HOURS LATER...
    "Wow, he seriously threw a heart on a string at passing women in a literal attempt to "reel them in"? That's... just... Huh, Pickle Man? *click*..."
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  25. Post #305
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    Dennab
    October 2008
    8,076 Posts
    Goddammit, this CWC Wiki is like TVTropes...
    "Alright, I'll just read this article and... wait, suicide? *click*"
    SEVERAL HOURS LATER...
    "Wow, he seriously threw a heart on a string at passing women in a literal attempt to "reel them in"? That's... just... Huh, Pickle Man? *click*..."
    Wow. wait! Heart on string and Pickle man? Link?
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  26. Post #306
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    July 2009
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    Goddammit, this CWC Wiki is like TVTropes...
    "Alright, I'll just read this article and... wait, suicide? *click*"
    SEVERAL HOURS LATER...
    "Wow, he seriously threw a heart on a string at passing women in a literal attempt to "reel them in"? That's... just... Huh, Pickle Man? *click*..."
    Except Tvtropes is infested with horrifyingly awkward sexual deviants whereas Cwcki just has one.
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  27. Post #307
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    May 2011
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    Wow. wait! Heart on string and Pickle man? Link?
    http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Pickle_Man
    http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Red_String_of_Fate

    and here's the page with the Pickle Man video:
    http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Emily

    Edited:

    So I'm reading the transcript here: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call

    Everything is suprisingly normal, and then...
    THIS.
    Matthew: That just doesn't make any sense to me. Why would he pretend to be you? Someone like you, guy who lives with his parents.

    Chris: Okay. Okay, first off, I'm Internet famous for being the original creator of the, uh...it's like a combination of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu [Kacey's Dad groans], so I was the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. And I created him on March 17, 2000, and I drew the comic books...I originally started that back in 2000, and I've drawn a few books and I'm still doing some drawing, I don't like to leave an unfinished project finished. But-

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  28. Post #308
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    Dennab
    October 2008
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    Well, when I was going to ditch him for the man in the picklesuit, Chris had his arm extended like he wanted a hug. So I was like, "sure, whatever" and was just going to give him a half assed hug. Lord, what a dumb move. I'm a small girl, so I have narrow shoulders. His large fucking arm basically weighed down around my neck over my shoulder and tightening, and what I could see in the corner of my eye was Chris puckering his lips and his face moving closer to mine. I did a duck and turn to avoid it. If I seriously turned my head to get a better look, he may have well have gotten my lips. I wonder if that was what Chris was going for; the surprise kiss on the lips when the girl turns her head. Too bad that only works in anime and movies. Or really suave guys.
    Damn, that transcript!

    http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Drops_the_N-Bomb

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  29. Post #309
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    May 2011
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    http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Surfshack_Tito_(troll)
       Click the link, scroll down   

    Edited:

    I am sorry it took me so long to reply cause I couldn't stop laughing at this whole "I will kick your sorry ass and punch your bulbous gut" noise.
    A manchild who claims to have so much strength yet gets tired after humping a console for 1 minute ya lazy sap. You're so lazy you don't even fight your own fights. How am I suppose to be scared of that? All you seem to do is punch cameras & throw Yosemite Sam kinds of tantrums. The only thing that I'm afraid of is being anywhere near the walking Health Hazard that is you. Seriously I don't think you even bathe. I've seen Guys in fucking Burger Joints with Better Complexion than you, and their head first in the grease. Do you even have Hair? I'm glad you embraced your inner homo with that skirt of yours. It's almost as gay as that bra/panty pic you took awhile back that I'm still washing my eyes out with bleach.

    P,S: cut the child out of Manchild an leave [Wallflower] alone. I'm surprised she hasn't filed a restraining order on your naive ass at this point.

    AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY: "The seagull that flies a crooked path, has a rough time returning Home."
    I fucking love this Tito guy.
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  30. Post #310
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    May 2011
    6,650 Posts
    So... We're less than 4 days away...
    How's everybody been?

    Edited:

    Oh god dammit, I started browsing the Wiki again...
    atleast I found this: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/American_Dad!#American_Dad.21
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  31. Post #311
    DANCE YOU FOOLS
    LiquidNazgul's Avatar
    November 2007
    1,779 Posts
    If Chris can get laid nobody has an excuse
    not that hard to pay a hooker you know
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  32. Post #312
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    October 2006
    5,583 Posts
    Wow, this is really depressing to read.

    I feel like I'm looking at a version of Forrest Gump where he was just creepy as fuck instead of being inspiringly naive.
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  33. Post #313
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    May 2006
    2,521 Posts
    Wow, this is really depressing to read.

    I feel like I'm looking at a version of Forrest Gump where he was just creepy as fuck instead of being inspiringly naive.
    Depends on your outlook. No matter how bad things get, no matter how bad you may think you've fucked up in life, you're still probably better off than CWC.
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  34. Post #314
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    Dennab
    October 2008
    8,076 Posts
    So... We're less than 4 days away...
    How's everybody been?

    Edited:

    Oh god dammit, I started browsing the Wiki again...
    atleast I found this: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/American_Dad!#American_Dad.21
    My body is ready for this. But i'm p. sure you can get in some shit for not just making a new thread for it...

    Edited:

    Depends on your outlook. No matter how bad things get, no matter how bad you may think you've fucked up in life, you're still probably better off than CWC.
    Forrest Gump was a simpleton who was pushed out into the world without anything to hide behind... and was OK with that. Chris was never pushed anywhere and hid behind every corner on his way to the fridge.
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  35. Post #315
    I do it all
    fruxodaily's Avatar
    November 2010
    14,209 Posts
    So... We're less than 4 days away...
    How's everybody been?

    Edited:

    Oh god dammit, I started browsing the Wiki again...
    atleast I found this: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/American_Dad!#American_Dad.21
    I doubt he'll go to jail but his mum will, and if his mum goes to prison.. oh boy isn't he going to have fun dying

    Chris is an impulse buyer, http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_Money

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  36. Post #316
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    October 2009
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    I find it creepier that a bunch of people devoted their time digging up photos and history of him than himself.
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  37. Post #317
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    July 2011
    237 Posts
    I find it creepier that a bunch of people devoted their time digging up photos and history of him than himself.
    I agree. It's basically just mass online bullying of someone who is highly autistic and clearly has a lot of issues. Without the constant baiting of him and with a family that isn't so useless, he might have been able to get help and make some progress in life.
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  38. Post #318
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    Dennab
    October 2008
    8,076 Posts
    I agree. It's basically just mass online bullying of someone who is highly autistic and clearly has a lot of issues. Without the constant baiting of him and with a family that isn't so useless, he might have been able to get help and make some progress in life.
    Yep.
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  39. Post #319
    Dennab
    May 2012
    1,765 Posts
    Just read that CWC actually believed that Tito from Rocket Power was trolling him.

    What an aspie.
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  40. Post #320
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    September 2009
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    I agree. It's basically just mass online bullying of someone who is highly autistic and clearly has a lot of issues. Without the constant baiting of him and with a family that isn't so useless, he might have been able to get help and make some progress in life.
    Its not that simple, there are a lot of parents with autistic kids who don't want to admit that something is wrong with their kid.

    Just read that CWC actually believed that Tito from Rocket Power was trolling him.

    What an aspie.
    CWC doesn't believe that Asperger's Syndrome is part of the autism spectrum.

    http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Aspergers_%...dia_article%29
    http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Asperger_syndrome
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