[JeanLuc761]

cagoBHuK posted:

God, i wish this conversation (along with Anderson) and many others will be in this Extended Cut DLC, otherwise, Bioware and EA will screw up* big time!

Like they didn't already

Much as I want the Extended Cut to fix the problems with the endings, we all know that as long as the ending stays intact (which it's going to), the ending will NEVER be fixed. And as long as Bioware and EA refuse to even acknowledge that there are real, deep problems with the ending, I don't have any reason to believe we're going to see much of an improvement.

[WillerinV1.02]

Just finished Mass Effect 3, somethings irking me about the ending
    Why is the beam at the end called the Conduit? Was it something I missed? I get that the last charge is kind of a throw back to the last charge in the original mass effect, but there seems to be no explanation to why the beam is called the Conduit. Just been irking me.    

[Greeneyes]

WillerinV1.02 posted:

Just finished Mass Effect 3, somethings irking me about the ending
    Why is the beam at the end called the Conduit? Was it something I missed? I get that the last charge is kind of a throw back to the last charge in the original mass effect, but there seems to be no explanation to why the beam is called the Conduit. Just been irking me.    

I think it was used in its literal meaning:

"A means by which something is transmitted"

[cathal6606]

[mac338]

WillerinV1.02 posted:

Just finished Mass Effect 3, somethings irking me about the ending

That's the only thing that's been irking you?

[Jetpack Bear]

Nitro836 posted:

So we have "I've had enough of your snide insinuations", then we have "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions". What the one that Shepard says in ME3? I hear it's something along the lines of "I've had enough of your [something] journalism."

Tabloid Journalism

[mac338]

[Lankist]

javik is a master of problem solving



many problems

one solution

Edited:

we need to figure out a way to fit a reaper onboard the normandy just so we can throw it out the god damn airlock

[mac338]

Lankist posted:

javik is a master of problem solving

many problems

one solution

Well here's a problem

[Lankist]

there is a trash compactor in zaeed's old quarters

throw it out that

[Thom12255]

Lankist posted:

there is a trash compactor in zaeed's old quarters

throw it out that

I thought the bed replaced it

[Jedi_Rayne]

Lankist posted:

there is a trash compactor in zaeed's old quarters

throw it out that

There was a trash compactor in his room. Now there is Allers, a being much worse.

[Lankist]

Jedi_Rayne posted:

There was a trash compactor in his room. Now there is Allers, a being much worse.

well javik and me solved that problem already

[mac338]

I guess you could blow a hole in the Normandy's hull.

[Irespawnoften]

Or you could just decompress the cargo bay. Speaking of which, how does James or his stuff not go flying out into space when the shuttle leaves?

[Lankist]

mass effect fields

[BreenIsALie]

Lankist posted:

mass effect fields

One and all solution to every problem known to both man and alienkind

[Arvuti]

saw this on deviantart

[God dammit]

Let met spill this out.

If BioWare made a new serie, similar to Mass Effect, taking place in the modern age. As in the now. It's an RPG with an immersive story and characters who you grow to care about. Mass Effect was about stopping a cycle of galactic extinction so maybe this one'll be about... preventing World War III? Unless anyone has a better idea.

Would you play it?

[SpartanXC9]

Knowing their track record it would basically be a remake of Deus Ex.

[BreenIsALie]

God dammit posted:

Let met spill this out.

If BioWare made a new serie, similar to Mass Effect, taking place in the modern age. As in the now. It's an RPG with an immersive story and characters who you grow to care about. Mass Effect was about stopping a cycle of galactic extinction so maybe this one'll be about... preventing World War III? Unless anyone has a better idea.

Would you play it?

Would depend on what info they gave out, But the style of story and characters would make it interesting

But, much of it depends on what we see beforehand

[doommarine23]

God dammit posted:

Let met spill this out.

If BioWare made a new serie, similar to Mass Effect, taking place in the modern age. As in the now. It's an RPG with an immersive story and characters who you grow to care about. Mass Effect was about stopping a cycle of galactic extinction so maybe this one'll be about... preventing World War III? Unless anyone has a better idea.

Would you play it?

With Mass-Effect 3's horrible (in my opinion) writing? Absolutely not. I only liked Mass-Effect from Bioware and this has pretty much turned me off.

[WilhelmScreamer]

potentially nsfw

On a different note, I now fucking love the javelin.

[BreenIsALie]

Oh hey, FP is alive again. And i was making such good headway with my homework. Oh well

[supertribute]

Why no galaxy at war LAN play instead of just playing against strangers?

[BreenIsALie]

supertribute posted:

Why no galaxy at war LAN play instead of just playing against strangers?

Create a private game and invite your friends ?

[Jetamo]

mac338 posted:

Shepard and Javik anyone?

   like ratchet and clank   

[Swebonny]

As the breasts flooded out of the bedroom, they quickly found their way to the elevator. The breasts carried Liara's body into the elevator and took the elevator to the command room. When the elevator doors opened, Joker and Edi saw Liara sitting on top of her fat, behemoth-sized breasts.

Uh

[mac338]

Swebonny posted:

Uh

Uh

source?

[Swebonny]

mac338 posted:

Uh

source?

Gimme a few moments, I just found that snippet.

Edited:

Shepard rubbed his eyes and stared blankly at Liara's growing breasts. Their size quickly overcame the bed and began drooping over the edge.

"Holy shit!" shouted Shepard, jumping off the bed, "Your boobs turned into a titty monster!"

This is some heavy quality shit.

Edited:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8016101/1/Liaras_Big_Bounce

[Greeneyes]

Swebonny posted:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8016101/1/Liaras_Big_Bounce

I was going to joke about that still being a better ending, but it would be a lie.

[ironman17]

Some people are too weird; I fail to see any logic or benefit concerning a fast-growing asari "titty monster".

[BreenIsALie]

ironman17 posted:

Some people are too weird; I fail to see any logic or benefit concerning a fast-growing asari "titty monster".

Anti-planetary-crash-landing padding

[ironman17]

Impractical; mass effect fields would be far more efficient.

But by all means, throw it out the airlock and see what happens.

[usaokay]

Anderson was also at the scene, and said, "Udina, lets fuck before these tits kill us." He ran towards Udina, pulled down his pants and gave Udina a blow job. Udina came in Anderson's mouth so hard that it killed Anderson.

[Greeneyes]

Mass Effect Megathread: Udina came in Anderson's mouth so hard that it killed Anderson

[mac338]

Greeneyes posted:

Mass Effect Megathread: Udina came in Anderson's mouth so hard that it killed Anderson

Swebonny please make this the thread title.

[WillerinV1.02]

Poor anderson.

[Tuskin]

-snip already posted-

Edited:

BreenIsALie posted:

Just looks like a smudge, But yeah, i could see that being Pillar of Autumn

Hold the fucking phone

The Forunners were early Protheans and the Flood was a bioweapon created by The Reapers (Flood are mentioned to be from outside the galaxy in one of the novels, i know this shit)

Halo and the other installations were prototype Crucibles or using the same tech

Javik said that the galaxy was united under a strong Prothean rule in his cycle

Several spicies united in a civilization = Covenant

Grunt = Volus

Engineer = Hanar

Elite = Turian

MY GOD

Here ya go

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5939286/1/The_Last_Spartan

MiX-A posted:

Shes great singer, should check out her other stuff.

[Lankist]

Swebonny posted:

Gimme a few moments, I just found that snippet.

Edited:



This is some heavy quality shit.

Edited:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8016101/1/Liaras_Big_Bounce

jesus crikey fuck