1. Post #5121
    Gold Member
    LaughingStock's Avatar
    August 2010
    8,078 Posts
    Dad walked in on my porn (I wasn't fapping) , does anyone know any painless methods of suicide?
    your dad is in porn?

    cool.
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  2. Post #5122
    SLBros.'s Avatar
    September 2011
    4,369 Posts
    Dad walked in on my porn (I wasn't fapping) , does anyone know any painless methods of suicide?
    Fap to the death.
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  3. Post #5123
    Archimedes's Avatar
    April 2012
    5,327 Posts
    My mum's never walked in on me fapping because she respects my privacy.
    I remember when I used to live with my stoner housemate he'd always barge into my room asking me if he wanted to go drive down to the store to get some munchies.

    My door served about as much of a purpose in keeping people out as the one in Seinfeld did.
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  4. Post #5124
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    Kirbyfactor's Avatar
    May 2010
    12,141 Posts
    I guess my parents do too, but who looks at porn at fucking 3:30 in the afternoon?
    I've done that plenty of times, only got caught once, but that was because I was stupid and watched it on my mum's laptop.
    On the couch
    with the window behind me so everyone could see it
    my brother came home thru the backgarden


    luckely he's cool and didn't tell anyone
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  5. Post #5125
    Pony Extraordinaire
    DatHarry's Avatar
    October 2011
    6,134 Posts
    with the window behind me so everyone could see it
    why the fuck
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  6. Post #5126
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    Kirbyfactor's Avatar
    May 2010
    12,141 Posts
    why the fuck
    I was one dumb fuck a year ago
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  7. Post #5127
    Archimedes's Avatar
    April 2012
    5,327 Posts
    I think we can all mostly mutually agree that there's little to no bad times to look at porn.

    Except during funerals and court cases, which I found out the hard way in consecutive order.
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  8. Post #5128
    tell PETA my mink is dragging on the floor
    Dan*'s Avatar
    July 2010
    5,738 Posts
    your dad is in porn?

    cool.
    Hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrm
    HOly shit Iam laughing too hard at this
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  9. Post #5129
    I've never been caught fapping because I do it while I'm alone or eveyone's asleep.
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  10. Post #5130
    hi there
    Dennab
    September 2011
    5,898 Posts
    Who faps in public.
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  11. Post #5131
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    NoNameForEvil's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,276 Posts
    heyoo it's a raffle

    10 slots, rate dumb
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  12. Post #5132
    I stole Craptaskets underwear.
    Garbor 0.1's Avatar
    October 2010
    4,759 Posts
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  13. Post #5133
    Dennab
    September 2011
    10,298 Posts
    Nobody cares about fapping stories it's the TF2 thread not the tissues threa-



    Oh wait.
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  14. Post #5134
    Archimedes's Avatar
    April 2012
    5,327 Posts
    Who faps in public.
    I can't tell if this is an empathetic question or a disgusted statement.
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  15. Post #5135
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    dragonitemaster's Avatar
    September 2010
    3,092 Posts
    i would discuss this conversation if i wasnt at school
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  16. Post #5136
    tell PETA my mink is dragging on the floor
    Dan*'s Avatar
    July 2010
    5,738 Posts
    i would discuss this conversation if i wasnt at school
    Fap in class.
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  17. Post #5137
    TF2 General Chat Thread:When and where you fap edition
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  18. Post #5138
    Desuh's Avatar
    November 2011
    10,659 Posts
    Who faps in public.


    he does
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  19. Post #5139
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    J-RcZ's Avatar
    February 2012
    5,439 Posts
    Fapping?
    Pff, I have people to do that for me!
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  20. Post #5140
    tell PETA my mink is dragging on the floor
    Dan*'s Avatar
    July 2010
    5,738 Posts
    Who faps in public.


    He does.
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  21. Post #5141
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    residntevl's Avatar
    March 2010
    1,940 Posts
    Weirdest place you've fapped?
       School   
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  22. Post #5142
    tell PETA my mink is dragging on the floor
    Dan*'s Avatar
    July 2010
    5,738 Posts
    Weirdest place you've fapped?
       School   
       School   
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  23. Post #5143
    My waifu is the Scout.
    Gabriel_Gore's Avatar
    January 2012
    2,321 Posts
    Hey guys. I found this picture earlier today and i said to myself "What if..."

    So i opened up photoshop and did a few edits.

    Waddia think?
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  24. Post #5144
    I don't give a shit about your dumb opinion, my opinion is the one that counts.
    Cructo's Avatar
    June 2011
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  25. Post #5145
    Dennab
    September 2011
    10,298 Posts
       School   
       Hand   
    vv
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  26. Post #5146
    My waifu is the Scout.
    Gabriel_Gore's Avatar
    January 2012
    2,321 Posts
    Weirdest place you've fapped?
       School   
       at work    
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  27. Post #5147
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    J-RcZ's Avatar
    February 2012
    5,439 Posts
    Weirdest place you've fapped?
       School   
    Uh... everywhere?
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  28. Post #5148
    The Lone Spy's Avatar
    April 2012
    5,145 Posts
    Hey guys. I found this picture earlier today and i said to myself "What if..."

    So i opened up photoshop and did a few edits.

    Waddia think?
    Not correct Cream Spirit 9/10.
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  29. Post #5149
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    NoNameForEvil's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,276 Posts
    heyoo it's a raffle

    10 slots, rate dumb
    cructo wins

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  30. Post #5150
    You didn't even cross it out properly.

    Edited:

    You can even still see the "mcool"
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  31. Post #5151
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    February 2012
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  32. Post #5152
    Desuh's Avatar
    November 2011
    10,659 Posts
    Weirdest place you've fapped?
       School   
    In the woods.
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  33. Post #5153
    Nipplestockings's Avatar
    September 2011
    304 Posts
    Weirdest place you've fapped?
       School   
       Grandma's house   
       Cousin's house while thinking about my cousin   
       Group jerk at camp (We were in our individual bunks so we couldn't even see eachother   
       Every one of my friend's houses   
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  34. Post #5154
    EGG CUP
    EmperorKabuto's Avatar
    May 2011
    2,880 Posts
    Weirdest place you've fapped?
       School   
    Taco Bell restroom.
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  35. Post #5155
    Paltry Member
    J-RcZ's Avatar
    February 2012
    5,439 Posts
    Weirdest discussion you've been in?
    This one
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  36. Post #5156
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    dragonitemaster's Avatar
    September 2010
    3,092 Posts
       burger king   
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  37. Post #5157
    SLBros.'s Avatar
    September 2011
    4,369 Posts
    Hey, I applied a decal to my Photo Badge.

    How's that?
    I made it and Pako fixed it so it works with the filter
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  38. Post #5158
    cheeseboiger's Avatar
    April 2012
    156 Posts
    http://tf2r.com/kh75a5d.html I'm a weener! :) I'll be livestreaming an unbox soon. I'll edit the link when I do. 6 crates getting un-boxed. Would anyone like to watch the failure? :D
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  39. Post #5159
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    February 2012
    5,439 Posts
       burger king   
    You worked there as a "cook"?
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  40. Post #5160
    I don't give a shit about your dumb opinion, my opinion is the one that counts.
    Cructo's Avatar
    June 2011
    7,033 Posts
    cructo wins

    hot
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