[mattmanlex]

HazzaHardie posted:

new thread? I'm scared

You should be.

Wow pageking

Get in here!

[TentuZero]

New thread? Not made by sei? Most likely will be closed and remade by sei.

[Gabriel_Gore]

But we're still in April~

[Rcksta]

It's a conspiracy

[Zannabluke]

http://tf2r.com/k4tpqtu.html

[J-RcZ]

Next time somebody says "Valve is not lazy" I will say "Dr Grordbort's death effect"

[psyke]

i'd pay for this on steam.

[Hatley]

Well holy shit.
I got cut off because TalkTalk had a system failiure when my Mum paid the internet bill but didn't tell us, so my grandfather had a go at them and paid the money earlier today. They said it was gonna take 24 hours, yet here I am online.
My Grandfather is a badass.

Let's celebrate with an online board game after I've had my dinner!

[The Pretender]

I have just aquired an El Jefe, I don't know why I wanted it so badly. It's kinda cool I guess.

[Pako]

edit: nevermind.

[Kirbyfactor]

What is this online boardgame I keep hearing about?

[Rcksta]

Pako posted:

First Board Game Online match of the thread

Please wait for me

[dragonitemaster]

Pako posted:

First Board Game Online match of the thread

was gonna do it but when i got on it locked it to full screen and i was like shit because im at school. luckily no one saw me

[MasterFen007]

rrerr, craft no. is 222 as well.

Anyone got a can of Debonair?

[Wheeze201]

I just started a tf2 server.

85.236.101.18:37115

[mattmanlex]

MasterFen007 posted:

rrerr, craft no. is 222 as well.

Anyone got a can of Debonair?

Half the images are broken.
They're fixed.

[Desuh]

MasterFen007 posted:

images
rrerr, craft no. is 222 as well.

Anyone got a can of Debonair?

Sell it to the autistic collectors on outpost for a few keys

[=DarkStar=]

psyke posted:

i'd pay for this on steam.

The voice actor is plain dumb.

[Blazyd]

Damian0358 posted:

First post!

Let me start: What item is a potato?

Good for you. We didn't need to know.

[mattmanlex]

GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: They're not in my archive, that's for sure

He's still got an archive.

[Linda,Octupuss]

Did'ya miss me?

[MasterFen007]

Posting this for Calle7112, just got unbanned. He asked me to post his swag.

[Joseph Smith]

MasterFen007 posted:

Posting this for a friend. 'Swsag' as he puts it.

I bet gordon would be speechless in front of all this swag.

    My puns are terrible, please kill me    

[E.C.S]

=DarkStar= posted:

The voice actor is plain dumb.

It's a beta version. I'm totally sure that will be changed.

[NateDude]

3:03 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: AHAHAHAHHA
3:03 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: MATTMAN IS YOUR BROTHER
3:03 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: HOLY FUCK
3:03 PM - NateDead: you just now learned this?
3:03 PM - NateDead: He kind of made it obvious early on.
3:03 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: ZnT00 is also your brother
3:03 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: And he's 12
3:03 PM - NateDead: Yup. Welcome to hell.
3:04 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: And his name is Zach
3:04 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: And he likes young women
3:04 PM - NateDead: They stalked me when I WAITWHAT
3:04 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: And tentacles
3:04 PM - NateDead: I don't
3:04 PM - NateDead: What?
3:04 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: And he has brown hair
3:04 PM - NateDead: um
3:04 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: And sorry for that grandpa-cancer thing
3:04 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Zach's birthday is on 6th of april 2000, right?
3:04 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Also, how's the weather in...
3:04 PM - NateDead: How do you know this shit
3:04 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: REDACTED?
3:04 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Also
3:04 PM - NateDead: You're spot on for everything holy fuck
3:05 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Have you ever heard of the Zodiac
3:05 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: "Aries"
3:05 PM - NateDead: ...
3:05 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: I'm fucking talented

I thought I was safe from the scourge of the Ninja Tomato.

;_;

Edit:

3:06 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: REDACTED
3:06 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: REDACTED
3:07 PM - NateDead: what do you have to gain from doing this
3:07 PM - NateDead: now I undertand why Datharry was creeped out
3:07 PM - NateDead: I'm way more then creeped out
3:07 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: I don't even know your address yet
3:07 PM - NateDead: Five dollars you will within the hour.
3:07 PM - NateDead: That's a joke, by the way.
3:07 PM - NateDead: Don't actually try to find it.
3:07 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Januany 14th
3:08 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: That's your birthday, amirite
3:08 PM - NateDead: HAHAHAHA
3:08 PM - NateDead: Wrong
3:08 PM - NateDead: It's the 13th.
3:08 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Oh yeah
3:08 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: misread that
3:08 PM - NateDead: oh
3:08 PM - NateDead: fuck
3:08 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Thanks for clearing that
3:08 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: :)
3:08 PM - NateDead: SHIT
3:08 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: <3
3:08 PM - NateDead: ;_;

[LaughingStock]

I want to kill some people. I can't find decently priced hats anymore because of their levels.

BAD NEWS EVERYONE: tf2 outpost is plagued with "special" leveled hats, they're not rare or in huge demand.

[mattmanlex]

GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: [Location Redacted]
MattMan: ...
MattMan: ...Yes?
GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Nice city
MattMan: uh thanks
MattMan: i guess
GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Is your name Matt Bonne
MattMan: is it creepy or cool for you to know where i live to within ten miles
MattMan: and no
GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Alright, then that's a red herring

[J-RcZ]

NateDude posted:

I thought I was safe from the scourge of the Ninja Tomato.

;_;

Edit:

He's not a Ninja, he's a fucking secret agent....

[Linda,Octupuss]

Ahh... it feels good to finally have somebody to "talk" with again!

[Gabriel_Gore]

Hey guys, are pictures still broken on here?

[E.C.S]

Linda,Octupuss posted:

Ahh... it feels good to finally have somebody to "talk" with again!

You don't have voices in your head to talk with?

Edited:

Gabriel_Gore posted:

Hey guys, are pictures still broken on here?

I see everything without any problem.

[Linda,Octupuss]

E.C.S posted:

You don't have voices in your head to talk with?

Edited:



I see everything without any problem.

Are you implying i have a mind?
but no, i only have the friendly felynes from Monster Hunter and a murloc Plushie to talk with, other than you guys obviously,

[mattmanlex]

GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Alright
GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: I'm finished with you and your family
MattMan: why
MattMan: what else do you know
MattMan: D:
GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: You don't want to know
GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Trust me
GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: It's something about [NateDude]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[J-RcZ]

Guys, help!


I'm fucked... literally.

[Benlecyborg]

Can NinjaTomate get permabanned for being a creepy paedo yet?

[LaughingStock]

Let's lighten the mood by playing a game of TF2, I haven't played in forever someone please start a game.

[Rageguy]

LaughingStock posted:

Let's lighten the mood by playing a game of TF2, I haven't played in forever someone please start a game.

yes, please

[NateDude]

3:09 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: I always thought yoshi64man was mattman's youtube account?
3:09 PM - NateDead: No, that was mine.
3:09 PM - NateDead: The reason I haven't changed the name is because I'm too lazy to make another account.
3:09 PM - NateDead: And you can't change Account names so woopwoop.
3:09 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: ok
3:09 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: You are 17
3:10 PM - NateDead: nop
3:10 PM - NateDead: Facebook just had an age requirement way way back when I signed up.
3:10 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: You DO know, that IO just guessed?
3:10 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: So now I know you're younger than 17
3:10 PM - NateDead: youuuu are a clever motherfucker.
NateDead has changed their name to NateDude is being stalked..
3:10 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: And since, apparently, you live with an "annoying" 12 year old.
3:10 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: I think you're 15
3:11 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: I'm not even going to dignify that with a response, as you'll EASILY be able to deduce my age with anything I say.
3:11 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: And you don't need to know my age.
3:11 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: You really don't.
3:11 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: Or any of the other details
3:11 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: You ARE 15.
3:12 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
3:12 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Stop lying
3:12 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: 21:11 - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Nathaniel is 15?
21:11 - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Good to know.
21:11 - MattMan: How is that good to know
21:11 - MattMan: It's actually starting to get creepy
21:12 - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: ok
21:12 - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: So he's 15
21:12 - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: That was just a wild guess
21:12 - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Thanks for verifying
21:12 - MattMan: fuck
3:12 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: Hahaha
3:12 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: Oh wow
3:12 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: He seriously said that?
3:13 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: That takes the cake I'll tell you.
3:13 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: Hahaha, this is pretty funny, if I weren't slighty horrified.
3:13 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: You know
3:14 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: I love it when the people I'm using my internet detective skills on have siblings
3:14 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: I'm serious
3:14 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: It was easy with DatHarry and his brother
3:14 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: But this is child's play
3:14 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: Are you messing with Znt as well?
3:14 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: I assume you are.
3:14 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: ZnT?
3:15 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: He's offline, isn't he
3:15 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: I have no idea.
3:15 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: He was
3:15 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: At a psycho doctor
3:15 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Did you know that
3:15 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: I did not.
3:15 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Yeah, after your gramps died
3:15 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: We never
3:16 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: That was a one time thing what the fuck
3:16 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: We never even said anything about that
3:16 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: I'm a fucking pro, mate
3:16 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: Our mother thought we were handling it bad, so she took us to one.
3:16 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: But how did you
3:16 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: I'm talented
3:16 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: I already told you
3:16 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Medical servers are easy prey
3:17 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: You still didn't get one fact right, though, but I'm not saying which.
3:17 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: One fact, eh?
3:18 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: I probably shouldn't have said anything.
3:21 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: Alright
3:22 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: So yeah
3:22 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: I'm finished
3:23 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: What do you mean "finished".
3:23 PM - NateDude is being stalked.: You know everything about me?
3:23 PM - GGP | Sir Ninja of Tomatington: maybe, nathaniel, maybe.

Fuck

[LaughingStock]

NateDude posted:

Fuck

you know you could have thrown him off his tracks by not confirming any of the info he gave you.

[=DarkStar=]

Benlecyborg posted:

Can NinjaTomate get permabanned for being a creepy paedo yet?

He needs to post gay porn or something like that.