That's it. No written post will ever top this.What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Protomen, you little bitch? Iíll have you know I climbed to the top of a mountain of metal and for miles I could see, over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in monarchical engineering and Iím the top scientist in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another face in the shadows. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this city, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am breaking out of here tonight and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that starts the biggest fire youíve ever seen. Youíll fucking burn, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatís just with my bare hands of iron. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of like one dude and his motorcycle and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the city, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ďcleverĒ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would keep quiet. But you couldnít, you didnít, and now you canít even turn it off, you goddamn idiot. I will throw you from a height most men never reach. Here comes the fucking arm, kiddo.
Thread over. Lets start a new one.