1. Post #5001
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    October 2007
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    I wonder how many of the fandom troglodytes saw the spoiler fakeout image and ran with it

    like didn't even check the comic just proceeded to sign on to whatever message board they go to to rub their shitty appearance predictions in the sensible people's faces like it was canon
    A whole bunch probably.
    And Hussie knew damn well that's what would happen.
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  2. Post #5002
    uhh since when was midnight calliope UU's theme?

    i mean i know thats her name but why would UU's theme be on alterniabound?

    the honking is also a gamzee thing

    wiki u silly
    this is a calliope

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  3. Post #5003
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    After the initial abject terror she is still the same UU that we have been hearing from and I think it is more sad than anything else that she considers herself ugly, even though she might as well say that that is what cherubs are supposed to look like.

    I think we should be a bit more mature and --



    OH GOD NO WHY

    AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA
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  4. Post #5004
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    New headcanon for me is Jake's skulltop is literally the broken repurposed skull of UU.
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  5. Post #5005
    by the way it's pronounced "kuh-lie-uh-pee" according to people who are smarter than you
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  6. Post #5006
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    Dumb theory incoming.

    I think dirk is going to pull off a whole Raymundo (yes xiaolin showdown) and betray the kids, and work with lord English.

    Think about it.

    Cal man.

    Cal.
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  7. Post #5007
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    Dumb theory incoming.

    I think dirk is going to pull off a whole Raymundo (yes xiaolin showdown) and betray the kids, and work with lord English.

    Think about it.

    Cal man.

    Cal.
    considering he's been the most protective of his friends out of any character in the entire story

    wow that really is a dumb theory thanks for sharing
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  8. Post #5008
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    well you never know man.

    The pupps.
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  9. Post #5009
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    by the way it's pronounced "kuh-lie-uh-pee" according to people who are smarter than you
    I always thought it was Kal (like lil' Cal)-eee-ope (hope without the 'h')
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  10. Post #5010
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    calliope is 8 letters long

    In the laboratory in the earlier acts...



    And then there's the whole thing with Jade bringing an extra 4 planets into the scratched session
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  11. Post #5011
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    calliope is 8 letters long

    In the laboratory in the earlier acts...



    And then there's the whole thing with Jade bringing an extra 4 planets into the scratched session
    every troll name is 8 letters

    waitnobrainwasturnedoff
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  12. Post #5012
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    I just want to know what lord english's real name is
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  13. Post #5013
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    I just want to know what lord english's real name is
    Calvin obviously.
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  14. Post #5014
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    sure and I bet his juju is a stuffed tiger
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  15. Post #5015
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    Well, it wouldn't be the first Calvin and Hobbes reference
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  16. Post #5016
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    I just want to know what lord english's real name is
    to be honest I liked it much better when Lord English was some sort of horrible, unfathomable skull-faced pimp pool demon. Now that he seems to have actual roots I'm not so sure that I like him.
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  17. Post #5017
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    What I really want to know is

    Is every Cherub birthed by exploding out of a smarmy cueball
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  18. Post #5018
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    What I really want to know is

    Is every Cherub birthed by exploding out of a smarmy cueball
    I just thought of something.

    Let's assume "jujus" are puppets.
    What if all Cherubs come from jujus? It might explain uu's obsessive prodding of dirk to get rid of Cal.

    Doc Scratch was sort of a sentient puppet-man.
    The first-guardian powers might have been why LE spawned from him instead of some random smuppet.
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  19. Post #5019
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    to be honest I liked it much better when Lord English was some sort of horrible, unfathomable skull-faced pimp pool demon. Now that he seems to have actual roots I'm not so sure that I like him.
    i think it's interesting especially because there is still so much about him we don't know

    for example


    how the fuck did he get to where he can enter universes at the end

    why does he have flashing billiard ball eyes

    where does the cycle start

    the progression from uu to lord English is really what's interesting and also he is still a demonic invincible monster cuestick pimp nothing changed
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  20. Post #5020
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    to be honest I liked it much better when Lord English was some sort of horrible, unfathomable skull-faced pimp pool demon. Now that he seems to have actual roots I'm not so sure that I like him.
    1. This way we get to see where he comes from

    2. Does not seem like every cherub is invincible or in possession of awesome pool ball eyes and pimpin weapons
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  21. Post #5021
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    Clearly one of the steps to defeating him is by saying Calliope.
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  22. Post #5022
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    also i was too lazy to screen shot it, but my sister sent me an email just now with a huge picture of Calliope and it scared me

    i guess thats what i get for laughing at her when she screamed after reading the update

    Edited:

    Clearly one of the steps to defeating him is by saying Calliope.

    There better be some hilarious part in which they realize they have to pronounce her name correctly
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  23. Post #5023
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    There better be some hilarious part in which they realize they have to pronounce her name correctly
    Oh god. Please make fun of your fans this way Hussie.

    Edited:

    And for anyone who is thinking of doing a "Homestuck according to 'x,'"
    All pictures of Cherubs are off limits.
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  24. Post #5024
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    Clearly one of the steps to defeating him is by saying Calliope.
    wouldn't it be funny is Calliope was lord english, and by saying his name they further doom themselves like with the green sun
    man what a laugh i would have
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  25. Post #5025
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    /still wants to know the relevance of why UU and uu both use 11 characters, much like Vriska uses 8 etc.
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  26. Post #5026
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    With the image of UU in my head, I will attempt sleep.

    Edited:

    God help my dreams.
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  27. Post #5027
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    Sounds like Lord English is definitely trouble.
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  28. Post #5028
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    wouldn't it be funny is Calliope was lord english, and by saying his name they further doom themselves like with the green sun
    man what a laugh i would have
    This seems very likely, having Lord English be defeated at least partially just by saying a word a main character now knows seems too easy.
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  29. Post #5029
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    Well, it does not technically kill him, so his indestrictibility is overridden. Also, if he is a Sburb player, that means even if they find a way to kill him, he has to die either Justly or Heroically. And the only way the latter would happen is if Calliope was in control at the time. Heck, the heroic death could be killing her/himself to prevent her brother returning. (this of course assumes they are the same person)
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  30. Post #5030
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    Well, it does not technically kill him, so his indestrictibility is overridden. Also, if he is a Sburb player, that means even if they find a way to kill him, he has to die either Justly or Heroically. And the only way the latter would happen is if Calliope was in control at the time. Heck, the heroic death could be killing her/himself to prevent her brother returning. (this of course assumes they are the same person)
    I'm sure we're going to have real trouble finding out how to justly kill a devourer of universes.
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  31. Post #5031
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    So while chatting with a friend we came up with some names for trolls and ancestors. Turns out Ronald Reagan is a valid troll name.

    Also valid Ancestor names:

    Butthead
    Weedlord
    Swagsman
    Protoman

    fan adventure artists I'm looking at you lot
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  32. Post #5032
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    So while chatting with a friend we came up with some names for trolls and ancestors. Turns out Ronald Reagan is a valid troll name.

    Also valid Ancestor names:

    Butthead
    Weedlord
    Swagsman
    Protoman

    fan adventure artists I'm looking at you lot
    Weedlord is obviously The Grand Highblood. Why else would he want his weedwhacker back from Dualscar so badly?
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  33. Post #5033
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    So while chatting with a friend we came up with some names for trolls and ancestors. Turns out Ronald Reagan is a valid troll name.

    Also valid Ancestor names:

    Butthead
    Weedlord
    Swagsman
    Protoman

    fan adventure artists I'm looking at you lot
    i didn't know snoop dog was a valid ancestor!
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  34. Post #5034
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    So while chatting with a friend we came up with some names for trolls and ancestors. Turns out Ronald Reagan is a valid troll name.

    Also valid Ancestor names:

    Butthead
    Weedlord
    Swagsman
    Protoman

    fan adventure artists I'm looking at you lot


    Canon.
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  35. Post #5035
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    April 2012
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    I think UU looks kind of cute.

    Or maybe all the adorable fanart has been acting as brain bleach.



    D'awwwwww.
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  36. Post #5036
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    Pretty late but Cal socks match with UU socks.
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  37. Post #5037
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    I think UU looks kind of cute.

    Or maybe all the adorable fanart has been acting as brain bleach.



    D'awwwwww.
    i like how roxy has pink hair

    the idea of all the kids hairs being the same colour as their text is hilarious to me
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  38. Post #5038
    I'm so Jewish you can suck my nuts.
    Dennab
    April 2009
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    I'm still unsettled by art of the Striders and Lalondes being drawn with dark skin but retaining white or blond hair
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  39. Post #5039
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    grand weedlord

    I like it
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  40. Post #5040
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    grand weedlord

    I like it
    i want to draw this now.
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