1. Post #8681
    CIPWTTKT's Resident Redneckā„¢
    Dr. Deeps's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,274 Posts
    what does that even mean?

    know what? no, don't even fucking tell me i'd rather not know
    It's better to fist someone, a guy in this case, if their anus has been properly prepped and polished.

    That way you don't get shitty hands.
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  2. Post #8682
    altern's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,188 Posts
    stop i'm only fourteen :'(
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  3. Post #8683
    Gold Member
    HolyCrapAWalrus's Avatar
    November 2010
    4,469 Posts
    Sometimes I like to goatse my anus and sit on a garden sprinkler and let it twirl around in there a bit before a nice fisting
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  4. Post #8684
    Gold Member
    superstepa's Avatar
    June 2009
    8,972 Posts
    This thread has some great computer related discussion going on!

    [SUB]I'm out of here for the next few pages[/SUB]
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  5. Post #8685
    Played it for the plot
    Dennab
    October 2008
    14,789 Posts
    what does that even mean?

    know what? no, don't even fucking tell me i'd rather not know
    too bad

    in porn for any anal penetration scene there's normally like a week of preparation where the receiver only eats very light meals like soup and such and then immediately before the event empties his or her digestive system, has an enema, bathes, and then stretches him/herself out with dildos or buttplugs.

    if you skip those steps, it's gross.
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  6. Post #8686
    CIPWTTKT's Resident Redneckā„¢
    Dr. Deeps's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,274 Posts
    Welp I'm done.
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  7. Post #8687
    Played it for the plot
    Dennab
    October 2008
    14,789 Posts
    Welp I'm done.
    at least it was educational, right?
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  8. Post #8688
    insert long title here
    SEKCobra's Avatar
    January 2009
    15,173 Posts
    Has anyone here tried the Sharkoon T28? It claims to have 40cm of space for graphics cards while not compromising any hard drive bays, so I think I might buy it.
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  9. Post #8689
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    superstepa's Avatar
    June 2009
    8,972 Posts
    Has anyone here tried the Sharkoon T28? It claims to have 40cm of space for graphics cards while not compromising any hard drive bays, so I think I might buy it.
    THANK YOU
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  10. Post #8690
    wlzshroom's Avatar
    July 2010
    4,096 Posts
    This thread has some great computer related discussion going on!

    [SUB]I'm out of here for the next few pages[/SUB]
    arduino powered dildo

    Edited:

    too bad

    in porn for any anal penetration scene there's normally like a week of preparation where the receiver only eats very light meals like soup and such and then immediately before the event empties his or her digestive system, has an enema, bathes, and then stretches him/herself out with dildos or buttplugs.

    if you skip those steps, it's gross.

    how the fuck do you know this
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  11. Post #8691
    Gold Member
    HolyCrapAWalrus's Avatar
    November 2010
    4,469 Posts
    grandpa buttsex male pornstar
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  12. Post #8692
    wlzshroom's Avatar
    July 2010
    4,096 Posts
    grandpa buttsex male pornstar
    he got his big break from lemonparty.org
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  13. Post #8693
    Wait... so if I write anything here, it's going to show up under my name?
    B!N4RY's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,495 Posts
    Seriously you guys? I know you guys have talked about a lot of other stupid off topic shits before but a in-depth discussion on anal fisting? I have lost all faith in you guys.
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  14. Post #8694
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
    wingless's Avatar
    August 2008
    14,852 Posts
    Seriously you guys? I know you guys have talked about a lot of other stupid off topic shits before but a in-depth discussion on anal fisting? I have lost all faith in you guys.
    I lost faith a long time ago.
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  15. Post #8695
    deano270's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,084 Posts
    16GB Nexus 7 for £199?
    Isn't it $249 in the US..

    Well that sure is fair

    Edited:

    I'll probably get one anyway. \/
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  16. Post #8696
    [EG] Pepper's Avatar
    August 2009
    9,424 Posts
    It's probably tax that bumps it higher in the UK

    It's 20%
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  17. Post #8697
    Gold Member
    GoDong-DK's Avatar
    November 2009
    14,884 Posts
    I never really had faith. But anyway, when can we expect the new GTX 660? And why do you think it's taking so long? It doesn't really make sense for Nvidia to only have two very high end cards out - and their actual low-end offers suck ass. Do you think it's becuase they find the GTX 560 adequate?

    Edited:

    16GB Nexus 7 for £199?
    Isn't it $249 in the US..

    Well that sure is fair

    Edited:

    I'll probably get one anyway. \/
    Wasn't the price 159£?
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  18. Post #8698
    I will huff and puff and FLIP YOUR FUCKING TABLES
    Lyokanthrope's Avatar
    October 2005
    7,190 Posts
    Rainymood somehow makes all my music better. How is this.
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  19. Post #8699
    deano270's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,084 Posts
    Wasn't the price 159£?
    That's the 8GB model AFAIK
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  20. Post #8700
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
    lavacano's Avatar
    October 2008
    14,612 Posts
    I lost faith a long time ago.
    Who's Faith?
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  21. Post #8701
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
    wingless's Avatar
    August 2008
    14,852 Posts
    Who's Faith?

    I can't find her, she ran off up some building and I lost her. Have you seen he?
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  22. Post #8702
    I deny that I'm a Weebo Warrior
    ~Kiwi~v2's Avatar
    September 2011
    5,576 Posts

    I can't find her, she ran off up some building and I lost her. Have you seen he?
    Sorry I kinda ummm killed her.
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  23. Post #8703
    Gold Member
    Akasori's Avatar
    August 2008
    4,211 Posts
    Man, this computer sure loads Facebook quick. Good thing I spent so much for it.
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  24. Post #8704
    Gold Member
    fishyfish777's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,256 Posts


    Oh cool I found my 19 year old CD of Elvis' Space Adventure and assorted Win3 games

    Time to play the fuck out of sokoban
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  25. Post #8705
    Gold Member
    tratzzz's Avatar
    March 2010
    7,314 Posts
    Ugh, my fingers are broken with tape and taperolls. i can't press A button sometimes with the correct finger.

    Oh well, one guy got shocked by static electricity twice in a row.

    Also weekends are awesome! Anybody else playing Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory anymore? Even though I completely suck there, it is fun to play with friends.
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  26. Post #8706
    MC3craze's Avatar
    April 2009
    6,187 Posts
    I never really had faith. But anyway, when can we expect the new GTX 660? And why do you think it's taking so long? It doesn't really make sense for Nvidia to only have two very high end cards out - and their actual low-end offers suck ass. Do you think it's becuase they find the GTX 560 adequate?

    Edited:



    Wasn't the price 159£?
    It's supposed to come out in the next few months. Only reason I can think of for waiting this long is so people buy the higher end cards because they're sick of waiting. That's what I'd do if I were nVidia.

    [sub]Also buttsex lived up to his name[/sub]
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  27. Post #8707
    Gold Member
    Ajacks's Avatar
    August 2006
    4,459 Posts


    So I got to go play with a very expensive hospital simulation setup. An Anatomage table. Costs around $70,000 and is multi-touch sensitive with the most advanced anatomy models available. It was pretty nifty. To get to it though I had to walk through the entire hospital simulation center...I saw so many vagina models...so many...some even could push mechanical babies out of them. There is something disturbing about a man sitting at a computer behind a one way mirror pressing "Hardpush/scream" for a full sized woman sim body giving birth in the other room. Although it was pretty entertaining to press said buttons. Swear to god there was even a button for "defecate" and I wouldn't doubt if it actually would. Those sim people are anywhere between 65-130k a pop...
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  28. Post #8708
    Gold Member
    esalaka's Avatar
    July 2007
    10,247 Posts


    So I got to go play with a very expensive hospital simulation setup. An Anatomage table. Costs around $70,000 and is multi-touch sensitive with the most advanced anatomy models available. It was pretty nifty. To get to it though I had to walk through the entire hospital simulation center...I saw so many vagina models...so many...some even could push mechanical babies out of them. There is something disturbing about a man sitting at a computer behind a one way mirror pressing "Hardpush/scream" for a full sized woman sim body giving birth in the other room. Although it was pretty entertaining to press said buttons. Swear to god there was even a button for "defecate" and I wouldn't doubt if it actually would. Those sim people are anywhere between 65-130k a pop...
    So what if

    during one of those simulation sessions

    someone suddenly ran in the control room and repeatedly slammed "defecate"
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  29. Post #8709
    kill yourself
    Protocol7's Avatar
    June 2006
    26,085 Posts
    So what if

    during one of those simulation sessions

    someone suddenly ran in the control room and repeatedly slammed "defecate"
    "doctor doctor the man started violently defecating during open heart surgery!!"
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  30. Post #8710
    Gold Member
    Ajacks's Avatar
    August 2006
    4,459 Posts
    So what if

    during one of those simulation sessions

    someone suddenly ran in the control room and repeatedly slammed "defecate"
    You make the right decision, that is what you do. When a automatons life is at stake there is no room for error.
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  31. Post #8711
    CIPWTTKT's Resident Redneckā„¢
    Dr. Deeps's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,274 Posts
    You make the right decision, that is what you do. When a automatons life is at stake there is no room for error.
    "CUT THE CORD!"

    *bzzzzzz*

    "NO NOT THAT ONE! YOU RUINED THE 70K MACHINE!"
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  32. Post #8712
    Gold Member
    benjgvps's Avatar
    June 2008
    6,670 Posts
    I'm looking at the Crucial M4 128GB, is that a good SSD?
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  33. Post #8713
    insert long title here
    SEKCobra's Avatar
    January 2009
    15,173 Posts


    So I got to go play with a very expensive hospital simulation setup. An Anatomage table. Costs around $70,000 and is multi-touch sensitive with the most advanced anatomy models available. It was pretty nifty. To get to it though I had to walk through the entire hospital simulation center...I saw so many vagina models...so many...some even could push mechanical babies out of them. There is something disturbing about a man sitting at a computer behind a one way mirror pressing "Hardpush/scream" for a full sized woman sim body giving birth in the other room. Although it was pretty entertaining to press said buttons. Swear to god there was even a button for "defecate" and I wouldn't doubt if it actually would. Those sim people are anywhere between 65-130k a pop...
    70,000K? That's nothing, we payed 10k just for picture grabber cards until I started working and got better cards for 30 a pop.
    Also I always enjoy going to the different stations, as they have really realistic models of skulls and shit, and when you do something on their PCs you can just play with that shit.
    Hell, just yesterday I was abusing a dentists chair to amuse myself while waiting for some installs while deploying a test PC.

    Also, fake vaginas aren't really all that bad, we have a whole department for breast research stuff and of course we have an OR. So the real thing happens a lot more than some lame simulation that costs way too much.

    Edited:

    Seriously, Give me a bedsheet and a baby doll, I'll play your woman in labor and shit all over the floor for the amount of cash you pay for those things.

    Edited:

    Also goddamn offtopics
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  34. Post #8714
    Gold Member
    PyroCF's Avatar
    June 2008
    7,214 Posts
    I'm looking at the Crucial M4 128GB, is that a good SSD?
    Yes, but I'd recommend Samsung's SSDs over that.
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  35. Post #8715
    Gold Member
    benjgvps's Avatar
    June 2008
    6,670 Posts
    Yes, but I'd recommend Samsung's SSDs over that.
    I can't find any Samsung SSDs on NCIX or Newegg.ca, so I'll probably be going with the Crucial next week.
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  36. Post #8716
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    Eltro102's Avatar
    February 2008
    11,180 Posts
    I don't know what you mean by pipe, and what the hell kind of computer doesn't shut down for safety when getting that hot?
    a pipe is something that pipes heat, in this case from cold places (processer) to hot places (heatsink)
    so if you put it upside down, it will take heat from the ambident air and the heatsink, and push it straight into the processer without allowing any heat from the processor itself to run away
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  37. Post #8717

    April 2011
    4,553 Posts
    I never really had faith. But anyway, when can we expect the new GTX 660? And why do you think it's taking so long? It doesn't really make sense for Nvidia to only have two very high end cards out - and their actual low-end offers suck ass. Do you think it's becuase they find the GTX 560 adequate?

    Edited:



    Wasn't the price 159£?
    The £ goes before the amount.
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  38. Post #8718
    Gold Member
    horsedrowner's Avatar
    January 2009
    3,750 Posts
    I'm looking at the Crucial M4 128GB, is that a good SSD?
    I haven't had any problems with it so far.
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  39. Post #8719
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
    lavacano's Avatar
    October 2008
    14,612 Posts
    The £ goes before the amount.
    Putting the currency symbol after the number is also valid.

    Not widely used in most countries, but valid.
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  40. Post #8720
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    SataniX's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,635 Posts
    Putting the currency symbol after the number is also valid.

    Not widely used in most countries, but valid.
    With GBP it's always before.
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