1. Post #1
    Catesby's Avatar
    May 2009
    93 Posts
    German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again.

    Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.

    He fought back his tears to tell them what had happened.

    'I met her on a bus,' said the man. 'She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me.'

    Munich police confirmed his ordeal in a press statement.

    The woman, believed to be 47, has now been taken into a hospital for psychiatric observation.

    The man only escaped from her apartment when she fell asleep.

    Her first victim Dieter Schulz, 43, met her in a bar in the centre of his home city.

    She took him back to her apartment and they had sex several times.

    But when the woman demanded more, the exhausted man said no.

    A police spokesman said: 'He complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment.

    'But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony.'

    Mr Schulz phoned police and pleaded for assistance.

    'You have got to help me,' he told them. 'She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out - and I cannot go on!'

    When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'

    They declined.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-street.html
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  2. Post #2
    DERAILER OF THREADS DESTROYER OF IDIOTS
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    February 2009
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    I find this as arousing as it is disturbing.
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  3. Post #3
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    November 2006
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    I- I don't even know how to respond to this. Are there pics of said girl? They make it seem like she's a serial killer that kills them with snu-snu.
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  4. Post #4
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    September 2005
    2,266 Posts
    Good god that is horrifying.

    I wouldn't be able to go any more than twice without becoming exhausted. Eight times holy shit.


    And for 36 hours... I would just turn into a puddle after that.
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  5. Post #5
    I am a moderator.
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    August 2006
    13,246 Posts
    Fucking Ardat Yakshis.
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  6. Post #6
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    July 2010
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    I would like to see pics.

    Getting fucked into hysterics/unconsciousness is only hot if the girl is attractive.
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  7. Post #7
    If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
    Liem's Avatar
    November 2011
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    Why, Why, Why Why, Why?
    Is this attempted murder or rape?
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  8. Post #8
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    August 2005
    4,368 Posts
    Of the course the first question that comes to mind is:

    is she hot?
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  9. Post #9
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    December 2006
    670 Posts
    As terrible as it is, I couldn't help but laugh at the mental image I was imagining as I read the article
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  10. Post #10
    Please waste more of your money changing this title again.
    Gmod4ever's Avatar
    August 2005
    6,840 Posts
    I find this as arousing as it is disturbing.
    I- I don't even know how to respond to this. Are there pics of said girl? They make it seem like she's a serial killer that kills them with snu-snu.
    I would like to see pics.

    Getting fucked into hysterics/unconsciousness is only hot if the girl is attractive.
    Of the course the first question that comes to mind is:

    is she hot?
    article posted:
    The woman, believed to be 47, has now been taken into a hospital for psychiatric observation.
    Seeing as she's nearly 50 years old, I think the answer to the question "is she hot" is probably a no.

    With that being said, I don't know what concerns me more: the possibility none of you guys read the article and blindly just posted because the title says "nymphomaniac" and "sex," or the possibility you guys did read the article and are still aroused.
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  11. Post #11
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    Dennab
    January 2006
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    Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.

    He fought back his tears to tell them what had happened.

    'I met her on a bus,' said the man. 'She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me.'
    oh this seems so sad.
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  12. Post #12
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    July 2009
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    IRL Monster Girl Quest
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  13. Post #13
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    January 2008
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    Why didn't he just leave? Was she threatening him with a weapon, or was she just stronger than him?

  14. Post #14
    MEGA SENPAI KAWAII UGUU~~ =^_^=
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    September 2008
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    A pun title and Daily Mail? Is this for real?
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  15. Post #15
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BEN FOLDS FETISH
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    April 2010
    6,662 Posts
    Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me.'

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-street.html
    Too much snu snu
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  16. Post #16
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    February 2011
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    This sounds like something out of a Hentai...
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  17. Post #17
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    Why didn't he just leave? Was she threatening him with a weapon, or was she just stronger than him?
    maybe she locked the door?
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  18. Post #18
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    July 2010
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    Seeing as she's nearly 50 years old, I think the answer to the question "is she hot" is probably a no.

    With that being said, I don't know what concerns me more: the possibility none of you guys read the article and blindly just posted because the title says "nymphomaniac" and "sex," or the possibility you guys did read the article and are still aroused.
    Hey, hot 47 year olds do indeed exist. This one probably is horrifying though.
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  19. Post #19
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    August 2010
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    Literally fucked till he couldn't walk anymore. Wow.
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  20. Post #20
    I remember when titles used to mean something, now you can get one for a dollar, this all used to be fields, get off my lawn damn kids etc.
    evlbzltyr's Avatar
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    The last two lines are priceless
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  21. Post #21
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    October 2010
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    you couldn't make this shit up. That is just.. wow.
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  22. Post #22
    I find this as arousing as it is disturbing.
    I don't find actual real life rape very arousing at all.
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  23. Post #23
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    October 2010
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    Literally fucked till he couldn't walk anymore. Wow.
    Smart.
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  24. Post #24
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    October 2008
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    When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'

    They declined.
    This made me laugh harder than it should have.
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  25. Post #25
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    January 2007
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    hahahaha for some reason i really laughed when i read "you have to help me - she's trying to kill me with sex"
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  26. Post #26
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    January 2008
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    maybe she locked the door?
    If only you could unlock locked doors...
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  27. Post #27
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    June 2010
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    Why, Why, Why Why, Why?
    Is this attempted murder or rape?
    Trick question. It's both.
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  28. Post #28
    gay mexican
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    July 2006
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    Are there pics of said girl?
    I would like to see pics.
    Of the course the first question that comes to mind is:

    is she hot?
    loneliest people on the forums right here
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  29. Post #29
    Click here for instant Gumby.
    Deiru's Avatar
    November 2010
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    you couldn't make this shit up. That is just.. wow.
    Now see, you say that...But it is a daily mail article...

  30. Post #30
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  31. Post #31
    >implications unpleasant
    xxncxx's Avatar
    June 2008
    11,181 Posts
    loneliest people on the forums right here
    dumbest person on the forums right here

    Asking for pics of suspect != looking for fap material
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  32. Post #32
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    October 2008
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    If she was hot... Well not much changes really, after the 8th time it's not going to matter to you (well maybe her being hot helps a bit, but you'll still leg it at the first chance).
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  33. Post #33
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    November 2005
    6,005 Posts
    This is freaking hilarious but also terrible. I feel so bad for these dudes

  34. Post #34
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    October 2008
    14,984 Posts
    Also the problem is that your dick would be hurting quite a bit. You'd probably manage as far as stamina goes if she is doing most of the job, but there is no getting away from your dick (or other body parts) aching like hell.
    It's not very hot when your dick feels like it's being hit with a hammer, no matter how desperate for sex you are.
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  35. Post #35
    Not that bad of a seed
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    January 2011
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    "When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'"

    Wow.
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  36. Post #36
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    May 2011
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    Well then, I didn't think death by snu-snu could be a real thing.

  37. Post #37
    gay mexican
    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    dumbest person on the forums right here

    Asking for pics of suspect != looking for fap material
    "is she hot?"

    prime example of journalistic inquiry you guys got going on in this thread

    yeah quit pretending.

    Edited:

    NOBODY is buying it.
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  38. Post #38
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    February 2012
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    you couldn't make this shit up. That is just.. wow.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-street.html

    No you could probably make this up.
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  39. Post #39
    gay mexican
    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    Well then, I didn't think death by snu-snu could be a real thing.
    Tissue-damage can set in after ~4+ hours with an erection. Worst-case scenario: you start getting blood clots, causing tissue death in the penis that can potentially spread elsewhere.

    Fucking for extended periods of time is a really, really, really bad idea.
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  40. Post #40
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    April 2006
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    Longest I've gone from what I recall is 5 hours straight. After that, every joint and muscle in my body was sore. After a while it just becomes a tedious affair...

    It was 36 hours actually.

    Apparently 36 hours. I would be knocked out cold
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