1. Post #41
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    carcarcargo's Avatar
    October 2007
    14,157 Posts
    If only you could unlock locked doors...
    He'd have to get the key first, doubt she was just going to leave it lying around for him to use.

  2. Post #42
    Dennab
    July 2009
    2,787 Posts
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  3. Post #43
    gay mexican
    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    It's kind of difficult to physically confront someone after 8 hours of tantric sex.
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  4. Post #44
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    Dennab
    January 2012
    1,310 Posts
    Good snoosnoo.

  5. Post #45
    If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
    Liem's Avatar
    November 2011
    6,822 Posts
    A pun title and Daily Mail? Is this for real?
    Ban the daily mail.
    Now, To find photos
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  6. Post #46
    -Get_A_Life-'s Avatar
    June 2008
    1,183 Posts
    Hope she goes to jail for rape. This is exactly the same as having sex with a girl with her consent, then locking her up and forcing her several more times.
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  7. Post #47
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    September 2005
    2,266 Posts
    Longest I've gone from what I recall is 5 hours straight. After that, every joint and muscle in my body was sore. After a while it just becomes a tedious affair...

    But eight hours? What.
    It was 36 hours actually.
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  8. Post #48
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    February 2006
    1,264 Posts
    Wow you guys are really sexist. GJ for giving MRAs more fuel.
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  9. Post #49
    DERAILER OF THREADS DESTROYER OF IDIOTS
    Emperor Scorpious II's Avatar
    February 2009
    23,620 Posts
    Seeing as she's nearly 50 years old, I think the answer to the question "is she hot" is probably a no.

    With that being said, I don't know what concerns me more: the possibility none of you guys read the article and blindly just posted because the title says "nymphomaniac" and "sex," or the possibility you guys did read the article and are still aroused.
    Hey.... we all have our fetishes
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  10. Post #50
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    March 2006
    23,306 Posts
    Wait what was her punishment for the first 8 rapes?

  11. Post #51
    taste the salty dong
    Remscar's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,813 Posts
    Succubus?

  12. Post #52
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    Fhux's Avatar
    May 2008
    6,640 Posts
    I can't help but be reminded of

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  13. Post #53
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    July 2010
    2,635 Posts
    loneliest people on the forums right here
    The male mind works in weird ways. Or maybe that's just me.

    Also I swear to god I have seen you a long time ago, you leave and come back or something?
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  14. Post #54
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    December 2008
    938 Posts
    I find it a bit disturbing that a woman like this is allowed to go free after the first time. Were it a bloke doing this to a woman, he'd be in jail by now. I wonder what would have happened if the man had punched her in the head, grabbed her keys and let himself out. Probably get done for that too.
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  15. Post #55
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    July 2011
    6,504 Posts
    loneliest people on the forums right here
    i'm sorry, i didn't realize people asking if someone was hot or not is a lonely person

    you must get all the ugly bitches
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  16. Post #56
    Dennab
    July 2009
    7,650 Posts
    Sadly my girlfriend is an actual nympho. When we have sex, i have to force her to stop after a couple. Otherwise, she'd end up going for ever...
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  17. Post #57
    Please waste more of your money changing this title again.
    Gmod4ever's Avatar
    August 2005
    6,564 Posts
    Sadly my girlfriend is an actual nympho. When we have sex, i have to force her to stop after a couple. Otherwise, she'd end up going for ever...
    I bet.
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  18. Post #58
    gay mexican
    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    i'm sorry, i didn't realize people asking if someone was hot or not is a lonely person

    you must get all the ugly bitches
    asking whether a rapist is hot or not has some implications, boyo

    Edited:

    Sadly my girlfriend is an actual nympho. When we have sex, i have to force her to stop after a couple. Otherwise, she'd end up going for ever...
    i believe you
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  19. Post #59
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    June 2009
    11,447 Posts
    Why didn't he just leave? Was she threatening him with a weapon, or was she just stronger than him?
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  20. Post #60
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    November 2008
    2,914 Posts
    This fucking reminds me of monster girl quest far too much.

  21. Post #61
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    April 2011
    6,236 Posts
    This fucking reminds me of monster girl quest far too much.
    But she didn't digest him after they finished.
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  22. Post #62
    gay mexican
    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    i googled that just now

    i have made a terrible mistake
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  23. Post #63
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    November 2008
    2,914 Posts
    But she didn't digest him after they finished.
    The Elves don't, SHE MUST BE A FUCKING ELF!

  24. Post #64
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    February 2011
    6,457 Posts
    When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'

    They declined.
    hahahaha
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  25. Post #65
    NATURALLY WIRED TO HAVE SEX WITH KIDS
    Rubs10's Avatar
    June 2007
    8,540 Posts
    German man was arrested after raping a woman eight times.

    His latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.

    She fought back tears to tell them what had happened.

    'I met him on a bus,' said the girl. 'He invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me.'

    Munich police confirmed her ordeal in a press statement.

    The man, believed to be 47, has now been taken into a hospital for psychiatric observation.

    The woman only escaped from his apartment when he fell asleep.

    His first victim Dieter Schulz, 43, met him in a bar in the centre of her home city.

    He took her back to his apartment and they had sex several times.

    But when he demanded more, the exhausted woman said no.

    A police spokesman said: 'She complied with the man's wishes another few times so she could finally leave the apartment.

    'But when he continued to demand even more sex from her, she fled to the balcony.'

    Mrs Schulz phoned police and pleaded for assistance.

    'You have got to help me,' she told them. 'He is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out - and I cannot go on!'

    When police arrived to question the man and free Schulz he invited two officers to join him in bed for a 'quickie.'
    Gender swapped and reworded so it's less "lol girl raped a guy!". Not as funny, obviously.
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  26. Post #66
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    March 2010
    7,506 Posts
    Gender swapped and reworded so it's less "lol girl raped a guy!". Not as funny, obviously.
    Interesting how a simple gender swap makes the story much more horrifying, based on what the media and society tries to ingrain in our minds.

    I feel awful for the guy; this would be a horrifically traumatizing experience.
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  27. Post #67
    >implications unpleasant
    xxncxx's Avatar
    June 2008
    10,657 Posts
    "is she hot?"

    prime example of journalistic inquiry you guys got going on in this thread

    yeah quit pretending.

    Edited:

    NOBODY is buying it.
    one person

    why were you unbanned again?

    Edited:

    Hey.... we all have our fetishes
    His mindset: "someone has a different fetish than me shelter me mommy"
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  28. Post #68
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    January 2009
    4,588 Posts
    I wish female rapists could just be called female rapists
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  29. Post #69
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    March 2012
    1,701 Posts
    It would make a great movie.

  30. Post #70
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    September 2010
    4,048 Posts
    I can't help but be reminded of

    I don't get it is she a rapist?
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  31. Post #71
    Color's Avatar
    March 2012
    1,083 Posts
    What dafuq

  32. Post #72
    Huge Faggot #2
    GoldenGnome's Avatar
    November 2007
    5,148 Posts
    When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'

    They declined.
    this

    this is the essence of journalism
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  33. Post #73
    USER HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED FROM REALITY - RETRY CONNECTION IN 5 MINUTES
    Dennab
    February 2006
    22,239 Posts
    I don't get it is she a rapist?
    She kills people through sex, essentially. She seduces people then has sex with them and she gains power with each victim she claims.
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  34. Post #74
    RentAhobO's Avatar
    July 2011
    556 Posts
    And no cab money? what a bitch.

  35. Post #75
    USER HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED FROM REALITY - RETRY CONNECTION IN 5 MINUTES
    Dennab
    February 2006
    22,239 Posts
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  36. Post #76
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    April 2008
    4,721 Posts
    I recall a russian who died after a day straight of sex.
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  37. Post #77
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    May 2011
    1,765 Posts
    When I first saw this I was like "What's so bad about that, that would be awesome."

    But then you think about it and realize it would actually be horrible.

  38. Post #78
    VengfulSoldier's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,744 Posts
    And this is why Nymphomania sucks people.

    I bet she doesn't even really want to do this.
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  39. Post #79
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    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    And this is why Nymphomania sucks people.
    you really need a comma there bro
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  40. Post #80
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    December 2011
    316 Posts


    Said girl in question.
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