[carcarcargo]

sp00ks posted:

If only you could unlock locked doors...

He'd have to get the key first, doubt she was just going to leave it lying around for him to use.

[Red scout?]

[Lankist]

It's kind of difficult to physically confront someone after 8 hours of tantric sex.

[Scrimp]

Red scout? posted:

Good snoosnoo.

[Liem]

Megafan posted:

A pun title and Daily Mail? Is this for real?

Ban the daily mail.
Now, To find photos

[-Get_A_Life-]

Hope she goes to jail for rape. This is exactly the same as having sex with a girl with her consent, then locking her up and forcing her several more times.

[Boxbot219]

sHiBaN posted:

Longest I've gone from what I recall is 5 hours straight. After that, every joint and muscle in my body was sore. After a while it just becomes a tedious affair...

But eight hours? What.

It was 36 hours actually.

[erazor]

Wow you guys are really sexist. GJ for giving MRAs more fuel.

[Emperor Scorpious II]

Gmod4ever posted:

Seeing as she's nearly 50 years old, I think the answer to the question "is she hot" is probably a no.

With that being said, I don't know what concerns me more: the possibility none of you guys read the article and blindly just posted because the title says "nymphomaniac" and "sex," or the possibility you guys did read the article and are still aroused.

Hey.... we all have our fetishes

[Mr. Someguy]

Wait what was her punishment for the first 8 rapes?

[Remscar]

Succubus?

[Fhux]

I can't help but be reminded of

[Mr. N]

Lankist posted:

loneliest people on the forums right here

The male mind works in weird ways. Or maybe that's just me.

Also I swear to god I have seen you a long time ago, you leave and come back or something?

[QwertySecond]

I find it a bit disturbing that a woman like this is allowed to go free after the first time. Were it a bloke doing this to a woman, he'd be in jail by now. I wonder what would have happened if the man had punched her in the head, grabbed her keys and let himself out. Probably get done for that too.

[Crash15]

Lankist posted:

loneliest people on the forums right here

i'm sorry, i didn't realize people asking if someone was hot or not is a lonely person

you must get all the ugly bitches

[MightyMax]

Sadly my girlfriend is an actual nympho. When we have sex, i have to force her to stop after a couple. Otherwise, she'd end up going for ever...

[Gmod4ever]

MightyMax posted:

Sadly my girlfriend is an actual nympho. When we have sex, i have to force her to stop after a couple. Otherwise, she'd end up going for ever...

I bet.

[Lankist]

Crash15 posted:

i'm sorry, i didn't realize people asking if someone was hot or not is a lonely person

you must get all the ugly bitches

asking whether a rapist is hot or not has some implications, boyo

Edited:

MightyMax posted:

Sadly my girlfriend is an actual nympho. When we have sex, i have to force her to stop after a couple. Otherwise, she'd end up going for ever...

i believe you

[evilweazel]

sp00ks posted:

Why didn't he just leave? Was she threatening him with a weapon, or was she just stronger than him?

[orcywoo6]

This fucking reminds me of monster girl quest far too much.

[BloodFox1222]

orcywoo6 posted:

This fucking reminds me of monster girl quest far too much.

But she didn't digest him after they finished.

[Lankist]

i googled that just now

i have made a terrible mistake

[orcywoo6]

BloodFox1222 posted:

But she didn't digest him after they finished.

The Elves don't, SHE MUST BE A FUCKING ELF!

[t h e]

When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'

They declined.

hahahaha

[Rubs10]

German man was arrested after raping a woman eight times.

His latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.

She fought back tears to tell them what had happened.

'I met him on a bus,' said the girl. 'He invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me.'

Munich police confirmed her ordeal in a press statement.

The man, believed to be 47, has now been taken into a hospital for psychiatric observation.

The woman only escaped from his apartment when he fell asleep.

His first victim Dieter Schulz, 43, met him in a bar in the centre of her home city.

He took her back to his apartment and they had sex several times.

But when he demanded more, the exhausted woman said no.

A police spokesman said: 'She complied with the man's wishes another few times so she could finally leave the apartment.

'But when he continued to demand even more sex from her, she fled to the balcony.'

Mrs Schulz phoned police and pleaded for assistance.

'You have got to help me,' she told them. 'He is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out - and I cannot go on!'

When police arrived to question the man and free Schulz he invited two officers to join him in bed for a 'quickie.'

Gender swapped and reworded so it's less "lol girl raped a guy!". Not as funny, obviously.

[JeanLuc761]

Rubs10 posted:

Gender swapped and reworded so it's less "lol girl raped a guy!". Not as funny, obviously.

Interesting how a simple gender swap makes the story much more horrifying, based on what the media and society tries to ingrain in our minds.

I feel awful for the guy; this would be a horrifically traumatizing experience.

[xxncxx]

Lankist posted:

"is she hot?"

prime example of journalistic inquiry you guys got going on in this thread

yeah quit pretending.

Edited:

NOBODY is buying it.

one person

why were you unbanned again?

Edited:

Emperor Scorpious II posted:

Hey.... we all have our fetishes

His mindset: "someone has a different fetish than me shelter me mommy"

[Eric95]

I wish female rapists could just be called female rapists

[supertribute]

It would make a great movie.

[.FLAP.JACK.DAN.]

Fhux posted:

I can't help but be reminded of

I don't get it is she a rapist?

[Color]

What dafuq

[GoldenGnome]

When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'

They declined.

this

this is the essence of journalism

[yawmwen]

.FLAP.JACK.DAN. posted:

I don't get it is she a rapist?

She kills people through sex, essentially. She seduces people then has sex with them and she gains power with each victim she claims.

[RentAhobO]

And no cab money? what a bitch.

[yawmwen]

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Ardat-Yakshi

[Zenreon117]

I recall a russian who died after a day straight of sex.

[Snake7]

When I first saw this I was like "What's so bad about that, that would be awesome."

But then you think about it and realize it would actually be horrible.

[VengfulSoldier]

And this is why Nymphomania sucks people.

I bet she doesn't even really want to do this.

[Lankist]

VengfulSoldier posted:

And this is why Nymphomania sucks people.

you really need a comma there bro

[alexguydude]

Said girl in question.