1. Post #4001
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    inebriaticxp's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,939 Posts
    hahaha someone please come help me i'm so scared
    i'm fucked if i leave but i'm fucked if i stay
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  2. Post #4002
    Methylparaben's Avatar
    May 2009
    709 Posts
    hahaha someone please come help me i'm so scared
    i'm fucked if i leave but i'm fucked if i stay
    If I was nearer I would help but i'm way over by Zlen.
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  3. Post #4003
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    inebriaticxp's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,939 Posts
    lol accidentally fired a round. please don't let any zombies shamble through these doors
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  4. Post #4004
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    elevator13's Avatar
    December 2006
    2,489 Posts
    almost got killed in a supermarket, but somehow a smoke grenade deaggro'd most of the zombies. now I have a winchester (but only 1 clip), map, watch, chemlights, matches, and wood, but I'm starving :(
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  5. Post #4005
    Cheh3x's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,045 Posts
    Soooo, them chain link fences, how does one dismantle them?
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  6. Post #4006
    Ghost101's Avatar
    December 2010
    2,615 Posts
    Soooo, them chain link fences, how does one dismantle them?
    I've been wondering this too. Sometimes they're in such weird places that I wonder how people even got out after they placed them.
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  7. Post #4007
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    inebriaticxp's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,939 Posts
    fuck i'm dying
    Someone on my server agreed to help, so I gave him instructions to come find me. However, a bandit was reading along and intercepted him, so I figured it was time to move on.
    Freezing my ass off and hacking my lungs out, I left the relative warmth of my barn to keep looking for supplies. However, while sprinting through the forest, i stumbled on a deer stand and had gotten too close too quickly.
    Three zombies bit my ass simultaneously. Now I'm up in the deer stand, freezing, sick, and wounded.

    goddamn, this game

    Edited:

    and it didn't even have any good loot
    lots of people say good shit spawns in deer stands, but i've found nothing but crap so far
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  8. Post #4008
    Clops with bisousbisous daily <3
    Mr. Smartass's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,188 Posts
    It does for the most part.

    I've found that sometimes the area around you hasn't spawned any loot yet and you have to wait a bit.
    So you're telling me that you'd be able to server-hop barracks for an infinite supply of guns which you could then store in a well-placed tent on some server, where you could peddle them off for rediculious amounts of supplies?
    That's evil.
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  9. Post #4009
    Terminutter's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,262 Posts
    Didn't Rocket have a system that stops serverhopping for loot, but disabled it due to it being more intensive on his master server?
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  10. Post #4010
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    ayaki's Avatar
    May 2006
    1,057 Posts
    So does anyone have a solution for the massive performance hit from this update beyond waiting for rocket?
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  11. Post #4011
    Toomuchfags's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,140 Posts
    So does anyone have a solution for the massive performance hit from this update beyond waiting for rocket?
    No. You will have wait for a rocket hotfix. Let's hope not two weeks...

    Also cheaters. They will ruin the mod, only a matter of time. For the moment their presence is limited because there's no " open hack " updated for OA right now.

    Don't trust what you read, they can't be permabanned. At all. They use spoofed ID's, if they get banned they just get a new ID. Simple, fast and effective.

    http://www.twitch.tv/tianity/b/319073763

    Skip to 36:20 for a good old jet spawning / suiciding ( the jet doesn't exist in DayZ, only cheaters can spawn them )

    Skip to 42:34 for a classic wallhack. It's not a lag or a desync.

    These guys were living for some time now, they sound cool, and they instantly got blasted by a cheater. It's just plain sad.

    http://thisgamesux.net/vb/showthread.php?t=29619&page=2

    Check the thread. If an open-hack gets released, this kind of situation will become pretty much a standard. And i don't know about you, but loosing my 2 days old character to a guy with a pony avatar isn't my conception of fun or survival.

    Posting that for informative purposes. Feel free to drop your boxes, like everytime is talking of DayZ, or an external aspect of DayZ, in a non-glorified and hyped way.

    edit : Oh and duping is still working like a charm on 1.5.8.2
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  12. Post #4012
    GmanIsJoker's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,503 Posts
    YES.

    I can finally get Combined Ops. DayZ, here I come!
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  13. Post #4013
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    Cuel's Avatar
    January 2005
    22,675 Posts
    No. You will have wait for a rocket hotfix. Let's hope not two weeks...

    Also cheaters. They will ruin the mod, only a matter of time. For the moment their presence is limited because there's no " open hack " updated for OA right now.

    Don't trust what you read, they can't be permabanned. At all. They use spoofed ID's, if they get banned they just get a new ID. Simple, fast and effective.

    http://www.twitch.tv/tianity/b/319073763

    Skip to 36:20 for a good old jet spawning / suiciding ( the jet doesn't exist in DayZ, only cheaters can spawn them )

    Skip to 42:34 for a classic wallhack. It's not a lag or a desync.

    These guys were living for some time now, they sound cool, and they instantly got blasted by a cheater. It's just plain sad.

    http://thisgamesux.net/vb/showthread.php?t=29619&page=2

    Check the thread. If an open-hack gets released, this kind of situation will become pretty much a standard. And i don't know about you, but loosing my 2 days old character to a guy with a pony avatar isn't my conception of fun or survival.

    Posting that for informative purposes. Feel free to drop your boxes, like everytime is talking of DayZ, or an external aspect of DayZ, in a non-glorified and hyped way.

    edit : Oh and duping is still working like a charm on 1.5.8.2
    I know UID's can be spoofed but can you confirm that BE keys can be spoofed? Because I've never seen that happen since the 2011 update. Hopefully with a link. BE GUID's are verified by a master server so I doubt it's possible.
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  14. Post #4014
    I feel like punching a baby and murdering everyone, I lost an mk, night vision goggles, g17, and everything a man could ever hope for in DayZ. If your name is Daniel in DayZ, I have a personal vendetta to hunt you down. Except I won't kill you, I'll just let you crawl through the lands crippled and with nothing, NOTHING.
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  15. Post #4015
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    Deadchicken's Avatar
    May 2009
    1,705 Posts
    No. You will have wait for a rocket hotfix. Let's hope not two weeks...

    Also cheaters. They will ruin the mod, only a matter of time. For the moment their presence is limited because there's no " open hack " updated for OA right now.

    Don't trust what you read, they can't be permabanned. At all. They use spoofed ID's, if they get banned they just get a new ID. Simple, fast and effective.

    http://www.twitch.tv/tianity/b/319073763

    Skip to 36:20 for a good old jet spawning / suiciding ( the jet doesn't exist in DayZ, only cheaters can spawn them )

    Skip to 42:34 for a classic wallhack. It's not a lag or a desync.

    These guys were living for some time now, they sound cool, and they instantly got blasted by a cheater. It's just plain sad.

    http://thisgamesux.net/vb/showthread.php?t=29619&page=2

    Check the thread. If an open-hack gets released, this kind of situation will become pretty much a standard. And i don't know about you, but loosing my 2 days old character to a guy with a pony avatar isn't my conception of fun or survival.

    Posting that for informative purposes. Feel free to drop your boxes, like everytime is talking of DayZ, or an external aspect of DayZ, in a non-glorified and hyped way.

    edit : Oh and duping is still working like a charm on 1.5.8.2
    This is just saddening, the if you can't play the game like it's intended, why bother trying so hard to break it? If Hacks become any more common this mod will die it's so unbalanced and harsh on individual players and groups alike that hackers will just make it intolerable as surviving more than a few hours is no small feat, and it will be their fault that no one plays it with them.. It boggles the mind,
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  16. Post #4016
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    Falchion's Avatar
    May 2009
    8,048 Posts
    I know UID's can be spoofed but can you confirm that BE keys can be spoofed? Because I've never seen that happen since the 2011 update. Hopefully with a link. BE GUID's are verified by a master server so I doubt it's possible.
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  17. Post #4017
    ~gay boi~
    Chickens!'s Avatar
    July 2010
    14,537 Posts
    24 consecutive days without dying
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  18. Post #4018
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    HyperGenesis's Avatar
    January 2007
    549 Posts
    Just found the motherload, AKM (9 mags), AKS74 (4 mags), M16A3 w/203, lots of food and water. So happy right now, NW airfield is boss.
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  19. Post #4019
    ~gay boi~
    Chickens!'s Avatar
    July 2010
    14,537 Posts
    Also a guy said he was friendly and he just wanted to move along in chat, but It didn't show for me.
    I killed him ofc, he's a bandit who isnt replying.
    Then my friends are like "He said he was friendly", god damnit buggy chat :(

    Edited:

    RIP Mason, you'll never know what the numbers mean.
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  20. Post #4020
    Ghost101's Avatar
    December 2010
    2,615 Posts
    I feel like punching a baby and murdering everyone, I lost an mk, night vision goggles, g17, and everything a man could ever hope for in DayZ. If your name is Daniel in DayZ, I have a personal vendetta to hunt you down. Except I won't kill you, I'll just let you crawl through the lands crippled and with nothing, NOTHING.
    I think I saw a guy named Daniel a day or two ago. Could've been a different guy, dunno if he was a bandit or not.
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  21. Post #4021
    GAY FURRY PORN CONNOISSEUR

    August 2010
    2,208 Posts
    guys there's like 20 people in here at least and there is no one in the fp arma group chat?
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  22. Post #4022
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    MadCatMkII's Avatar
    May 2010
    8,850 Posts


    Sweet background I found.
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  23. Post #4023
    I think I saw a guy named Daniel a day or two ago. Could've been a different guy, dunno if he was a bandit or not.
    The guy who killed me was a fucking survivor. I love how normal bandits are usually friendly but actual survivors are complete assholes.
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  24. Post #4024
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    halflife_123's Avatar
    June 2006
    1,677 Posts
    I've been trying to join a few UK servers to have my second go at this and they all get stuck receiving the data on the lobby screen. Ironic because yesterday I clicked on one server and everything worked fine on the first go haha
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  25. Post #4025
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    Dennab
    November 2006
    6,827 Posts
    God damnit, I was hoping to wake up to a hotfix.

    Alas, no hotfix and I am unable to play still. Huzzah.
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  26. Post #4026
    Lizart's Avatar
    April 2011
    167 Posts
    all the animations are fucked up for me, the zombies are half stuck in the gound and they have no attack animation either
    does anyone know how to fix this?
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  27. Post #4027
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    Mr Flexi's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,543 Posts
    all the animations are fucked up for me, the zombies are half stuck in the gound and they have no attack animation either
    does anyone know how to fix this?
    You didn't update your animations.
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  28. Post #4028
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    halflife_123's Avatar
    June 2006
    1,677 Posts
    Wow I finally find a working game and it's full of kids shouting 'nigger nigger nigger nigger' through their mics. How many of these servers have admins?
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  29. Post #4029
    Lizart's Avatar
    April 2011
    167 Posts
    You didn't update your animations.
    and how exactly do you do that?
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  30. Post #4030
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    Dennab
    November 2006
    6,827 Posts
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  31. Post #4031
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    Wealth + Taste's Avatar
    March 2011
    4,670 Posts
    I found this huge warehouse cordoned off with wire fencing and surrounded by maybe 8 dead zombies, so I went in to investigate. Inside, I found 10 survivors and 2 bandits, all stripped completely clean except for the odd bandage or water bottle. The worst part is that I have no idea what happened.
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  32. Post #4032
    Lizart's Avatar
    April 2011
    167 Posts
    I did download all thoes rars and extracted them as the OP told me to, but the animations are still very wierd
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  33. Post #4033
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    Dennab
    November 2006
    6,827 Posts
    I did download all thoes rars and extracted them as the OP told me to, but the animations are still very wierd
    Huh. No clue then, you put all the launch options down right.. Uhhh, deleted the old ones, download new ones and extracted them to the correct folders. Hmph.
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  34. Post #4034
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    Benf199105's Avatar
    December 2006
    3,116 Posts
    I found this huge warehouse cordoned off with wire fencing and surrounded by maybe 8 dead zombies, so I went in to investigate. Inside, I found 10 survivors and 2 bandits, all stripped completely clean except for the odd bandage or water bottle. The worst part is that I have no idea what happened.
    Reservoir dogs standoff that went horribly wrong.
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  35. Post #4035
    This title is totally OVERKILL!
    Coyoteze's Avatar
    November 2011
    8,567 Posts
    Feel free to drop your boxes, like everytime is talking of DayZ, or an external aspect of DayZ, in a non-glorified and hyped way.
    You're dumb because you seem to imply everyone who plays this mod is a cheater.

    Edited:

    That is adorable.
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  36. Post #4036
    Merry Fuckin' Christmas
    LuckyLuke's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,363 Posts
    Any ETA on that fix for the FPS issues Rocket was talking about?
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  37. Post #4037
    someguyihate's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,037 Posts
    So my character glitched out after walking into a pond and I lost my AK47 cobra plus an alice pack chock full of supplies and a flashlight.

    I fucking hate this mod sometimes
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  38. Post #4038
    Max
    Ikuu~
    Max's Avatar
    May 2009
    15,153 Posts
    So my character glitched out after walking into a pond and I lost my AK47 cobra plus an alice pack chock full of supplies and a flashlight.

    I fucking hate this mod sometimes
    its a feature
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  39. Post #4039
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    Araknid's Avatar
    July 2010
    11,021 Posts
    So my character glitched out after walking into a pond and I lost my AK47 cobra plus an alice pack chock full of supplies and a flashlight.

    I fucking hate this mod sometimes
    Thats a bug in the game itself
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  40. Post #4040
    Funny Hats's Avatar
    December 2007
    2,827 Posts
    Nah, that was after you TRIED to shoot him. And then tried again, when he crawled outside, bleeding. And only after THAT you finally shot him. Why not just avoid him, especially if you knew he had a starters loot? Im a bandit myself but shit like this makes me uncomfortable.
    Because even if he was a bandit from self defense, he could've easily come back and tried to kill me due to me shooting at him at all. It was a disgusting and hasty thing of me to do but my survival instinct kicked in and told me I had to do it, even though he probably would've left me alone.
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