[shian]

ukzambians posted:

A Kenyan man was recently caught with his manhood stucked inside another man’s wife. www.naijagists.com

Apparently, the two having been having regular affairs for a while.

The woman’s husband who got to know about the ongoing affair used black magic (charms) on her in order to exposure their evil act.

The woman’s husband had suspected she was cheating on him, so he visited a witchdoctor who applied black magic on the wife, causing the cheating man to get stuck inside her during the act.

On a fateful day which will mark the beginning of their shame, the two got stucked into each other for several hours.

The police could not rescue the man from the black magic, and the husband in blue jeans and white T-Shirt refused to be persuaded.

A large crowd swelled outside to witness the drama, as police ran out of options on how to help the two. The cheating man finally agreed to pay the husband Sh20,000 in compensation. Then a local pastor was called in to pray and the two were finally separated.

http://www.ukzambians.co.uk/home/201...her-mans-wife/

Even the police are helpless

[darcy010]

wat

[WarRage333]

I saw this in my local news, you just cant make this shit up

[Daboss]

Is this some kind of movie?


(User was permabanned for this post ("Spambot" - Swebonny))

[download]

No, just some very stupid people

[Thom12255]

Daboss posted:

Is this some kind of movie?

(User was permabanned for this post ("Spambot" - Swebonny))

What kind of shit spambot is that

[Pnukup]

Black Magic Super Glue ™

[Dj-J3]

How does that even work?

[Badballer]

How did he even

[Swebonny]

-ugh snip-

Edited:

Thom12255 posted:

What kind of shit spambot is that

Putting links inside IMG tags.

[AceOfDivine]

Dj-J3 posted:

How does that even work?

Really? It even says in the title, (black) magic

[usaokay]

heh, black magic.

[GreenLeaf]

Black magic.

[Dj-J3]

AceOfDivine posted:

Really? It even says in the title, (black) magic

Jokes aside, I meant in a realistic manner. I want to know

[Pat.Lithium]

Dj-J3 posted:

Jokes aside, I meant in a realistic manner. I want to know

black magic

[Buck.]

Bet he put superglue all up inside her.

[Badunkadunk]

He shot a poisonous dart laced with penis-swelling poison at the man as he was having sex then set up a camcorder.

[JonniXD]

Looks like he got himself into a sticky situation.


Oh god, what have I done?

[zerglingv2]

Did the husband put glue in a bottle of lube they where using or something? Because that is genius.

[Ern]

zerglingv2 posted:

Did the husband put glue in a bottle of lube they where using or something? Because that is genius.

Instantly reminded of this

[DOG-GY]

i'll just be the party pooper and say it's disappointing people actually believe something so transparently wrong

[Pnukup]

DOG-GY posted:

i'll just be the party pooper and say it's disappointing people actually believe something so transparently wrong

Are you saying it wasn't black magic?

[AceOfDivine]

Pnukup posted:

Are you saying it wasn't black magic?

Burn the nonbeliever

[DOG-GY]

i only deal with white magic

[Flon22]

DOG-GY posted:

i only deal with white magic

I prefer grey magic.

Best of both.

Edited:

Oh man, that comment

He has only ripped what he has been sawing….. Shame!

[BloodYScar]

DOG-GY posted:

i'll just be the party pooper and say it's disappointing people actually believe something so transparently wrong

transparently wrong? well elaborate on how this was possible then.

Not saying that it couldnt be a hoax, but I would never in my whole life fuck with black magic. And gypsies.

[SgtTupelo]

DOG-GY posted:

i only deal with white magic

You mean like, Curaga and shit?

[imadaman]

-ga affix?
Pft, bitch please, real men use -ja affix spells.

[Murkat]

DOG-GY posted:

i only deal with white magic

that sounds like something hitler would have said

[sami-pso]

I've heard about vaginas locking up before, but i didn't think it would trap a human penis.
It's pretty common for dogs apparently.

[HazeFyer23]

How the fuck?

[The First 11'er]

Then a local pastor was called in to pray and the two were finally

finally WHAT

[AnEvilGuy]

sami-pso posted:

I've heard about vaginas locking up before, but i didn't think it would trap a human penis.
It's pretty common for dogs apparently.

Nah that's because a dog's dick forms a large bulge at the base during intercourse or something.

[garychencool]

sami-pso posted:

I've heard about vaginas locking up before, but i didn't think it would trap a human penis.
It's pretty common for dogs apparently.

Wolves too, they can get stuck for minutes, or even hours.

[mobrockers2]

AnEvilGuy posted:

Nah that's because a dog's dick forms a large bulge at the base during intercourse or something.

I'm fairly sure you mean the tip, as a large bulge at the base would push the dick out.

[Death_God]

the article says that the wife caught her husband cheating

title of thread says man caught his wife cheating

get your fucking facts straight op

[imadaman]

No it doesn't?

[Simski]

sami-pso posted:

I've heard about vaginas locking up before, but i didn't think it would trap a human penis.
It's pretty common for dogs apparently.

It's not the vagina, it's the penis. Once the male is about to ejaculate, the penis swells so that it can not be pulled out until he's done passing his sperm into the female.

[Radley]

da voodoo.

[The Baconator]

Checkmate, atheists