[OhNoItsRJay]

Ermac20 posted:

i can't stand those masturbators on chatroulette and omegle

lol im on there almost everyday doing that ;D
get some hot bitches sometimes

[RenegadeCop]

I masturbated too much and got a few scars, I should start using lube.

[KommradKommisar]

thats sad man

[Cuddly]

Just got a hardblush subscription. Rrrer

[Laferio]

At one point I've done it so much I thought I had a testicular torsion, and then I went to the ER only to find out everything was fine.

[Face Melter]

Riodoku posted:

I will never understand this. Repressing my sexual urges does not sound like a fun time.

basically at the end of it you cum a month's load in 1 orgasm and its incredible and your balls hurt like fuck afterwards but it was worth it

[Yahnich]

Face Melter posted:

basically at the end of it you cum a month's load in 1 orgasm and its incredible and your balls hurt like fuck afterwards but it was worth it

that's weird because you can only stock up for 7 days, after that your oldest sperm cells die and get reprocessed

[Fuckitbucket]

This thread is right up my alley.

[Karahaut]

Fuckitbucket posted:

This thread is right up my alley.

no i am
   ;)   

[Fuckitbucket]

RenegadeCop posted:

I masturbated too much and got a few scars, I should start using lube.

I know that feel, it hurts.

[Aplayaz2000]

RenegadeCop posted:

I masturbated too much and got a few scars, I should start using lube.

are you Freddy Kruger by any chance

[Cpl.Shepherd]

I've only ever used lube once, I'm pretty surprised my dick isn't beat down after all the abuse I've put it through. Resilient bastard he is.

[fish puncher]

I haven't used lube in quite a while

[WheelyBins]

Don't need it. Foreskin rocks.

[OwnedByTheDog]

Qubik posted:

No it won't! Have you even tried? It's an amazing sensation!

If the blood vessels in your penis gets damaged there's a chance you will not be able to get an erection again.

[KommradKommisar]

My blood vessels are in that goddamned vacuum.

[starpoo90]

Spit's really the only lube you need. Soap isn't too bad, as long as you don't keep using it and not for prolonged amounts of time (e.g. 15 minutes).

[DainBramageStudios]

I can't remember the last time I wanked

[John Madden]

I LOVE that feel when you don't toss one for a few days (2-3), then when you finally do it you edge a few times and have the most intense orgasm. Shit is too cash.

[TheWhiteFox1]

WheelyBins posted:

Don't need it. Foreskin rocks.

I don't get posts like this. I'm circumcised and I've never needed to use lube before.

[starpoo90]

I used to be able to sort of slide my skin 'til orgasm, but not anymore, it's a bit...uncomfortable.


It should be noted I, too, am cut.

[WheelyBins]

TheWhiteFox1 posted:

I don't get posts like this. I'm circumcised and I've never needed to use lube before.

It just seems that most people without it claim that there's much more friction and thus it's less easier to masturbate without it.

[starpoo90]

If Wikipedia is correct, uncircumcised males have the mucosa, so it's wet (mucus I'd imagine). When the child is circumcised, the mucosa dries into regular skin.

[RenegadeCop]

once you get a blowjob or sex touching yourself just doesn't feel the same.

[Fuckitbucket]

RenegadeCop posted:

once you get a blowjob or sex touching yourself just doesn't feel the same.

I'm usually the one giving them lol.

[Chrisholl]

RenegadeCop posted:

once you get a blowjob or sex touching yourself just doesn't feel the same.

Gotta disagree here, I can do it just fine, it's almost a different sensation than sex in a way, but i'm also a pleasure addict, so that probably helps the opinion.

[WheelyBins]

Actually the only lube I've tried is Bad Dragon's lube, I'd say it works well but I have no idea how it compares to any other type of lube since I've just started trying it. Lube is pretty much a requirement anyway to use their ultra-tight-rip-your-penis-off toy Natasha.

[asteroidrules]

Cpl.Shepherd posted:

I've only ever used lube once, I'm pretty surprised my dick isn't beat down after all the abuse I've put it through. Resilient bastard he is.

Really from my experience you only cause damage by doing it too hard, or too frequently. I once did it kind of rough and actually ended up skinning myself a little. Stopped for a few days and stopped being so rough and I was fine.

[RenegadeCop]

Mine also only scars if I do it for too long without finishing, friction doesn't like sinners

[Cuddly]

Getting your taint rubbed feels amazing.

[shian]

how much for penis extension

[RenegadeCop]

I know one trick that will grow your penis 8 inches!

Find out trick discovered by mom that makes dentists angry!

[Kaihong]

Rub one out before you make any critical choices in a relationship.

[lord0war]

Karahaut posted:

So I got a blowjob yesterday night from my friend. She wasn't able to get me to cum. I suppose its' because she kept alternating between sucking me off and giving me a handjob (her hands weren't exactly moist).

All I was thinking when I was walking her back home was, "I'm probably just going to jerk off to hentai."

   ;_; masturbation saves the day again   

Lucky bastard

[Cpl.Shepherd]

Am I the only one here who loves the long satisfying piss you eventually have to take after busting a nut?

[Pelvic Thrust]

Cpl.Shepherd posted:

Am I the only one here who loves the long satisfying piss you eventually have to take after busting a nut?

Pissing after having sex with your hand is usually difficult, since the 'gate' that closes off your urine flow is still partially closed from when your sailors jumped ship

[starpoo90]

Pelvic Thrust posted:

Pissing after having sex with your hand is usually difficult, since the 'gate' that closes off your urine flow is still partially closed from when your sailors jumped ship

That would be the swollen prostate.

Edited:

shian posted:

how much for penis extension

Penis extension surgeries hardly look aesthetically pleasing. They mostly involve moving fat from your body to the shaft, causing it to look lumpy. Something to that extent. I should read that part of the book again.

[CaTaractATTAK]

I find porn boring. I like to masturbate to events that actually happened. Ya know?

[Laferio]

I remember why I don't shave my pubes.


now I feel completely naked, and all the base-hairs are irritating as fuck

[shian]

I dreamt that I had powers to give women on the street instant orgasm with my eyes.

It was hilarious as fuck