[Karahaut]

UntouchedShadow posted:

Lads, I discovered today that my bro has a Fleshlight, and it's the real deal, not one of those custom made ones. So I did what any other male gentleman would do. I cleaned the shit out of it while he was gone and used it.

I must say, it's pretty accurate to the real thing...err...minus the rest of the women of course.

apparently i'm not a real gentlemen

[ZenX2]

Zoran posted:

I wish I could inconspicuously buy a Fleshlight. I don't know if my parents would like finding one in the mail one day.

Have it addressed to your dad

[shian]

Any of you feel guilty after doing it

[CHARL]

Maybe if I do it to something fucked up, but that's an extreme rarity.

[Rebi]

CHARL posted:

Maybe if I do it to something fucked up, but that's an extreme rarity.

It's not a rarity for me! Makes me feel more sad than guilty though.

[shian]

Like after doing it I look at all the puppy pictures I feel very guilty

[Garik]

I always feel like doing it again.

[fish puncher]

Zoran posted:

Stapling tape worms on your penis is the best way to masturbate.

I second this

[Deathhunter]

I melt Chupa Chup Lollipops into syrup and then pour it onto my dick. I then look at the girls in the Hot Girls thread so I maintain a boner. I will do this in the sun until the melted Chupa Chups dry. I tear it off my penis and then suck it. Suck it good.

[CHARL]

Deathhunter posted:

I melt Chupa Chup Lollipops into syrup and then pour it onto my dick. I then look at the girls in the Hot Girls thread so I maintain a boner. I will do this in the sun until the melted Chupa Chups dry. I tear it off my penis and then suck it. Suck it good.

I thought I was the only one.

[shian]

Deathhunter posted:

I melt Chupa Chup Lollipops into syrup and then pour it onto my dick. I then look at the girls in the Hot Girls thread so I maintain a boner. I will do this in the sun until the melted Chupa Chups dry. I tear it off my penis and then suck it. Suck it good.

Can I try?

[Scotty.]

[Deathhunter]

shian posted:

Can I try?

Yes, post results.

[starpoo90]

shian posted:

Any of you feel guilty after doing it

I used to feel guilty when I first started doing it (years ago... :allears:) But then I got over it.

Although a while ago I got guilty afterwards. I don't know what could cause it; it's a natural thing.

[Scarabix]

I think I'll go fap now.

[Kirbyfactor]

Scarabix posted:

I think I'll go fap now.

to what?

[MightyMax]

you guys are creepy.

[Ermac20]

says the guy with a porn avatar

[DatWut?]

Kirbyfactor posted:

to what?

There's this thing called porn.
I know, you're too young to know about such stuff.

[Kirbyfactor]

DatWut? posted:

There's this thing called porn.
I know, you're too young to know about such stuff.

You're too old to ask people that are too young for porn for nudes.

[DatWut?]

Hnnnggggg.
Foiled again!

[fish puncher]

I can't wait until I turn 18 and I can go to all those cool sites!

[Mind Infection]

The last time I felt guilty after fapping was when I fapped to Boku no Pico.

I can't believe I actually did it.

[starpoo90]

Yo.

[UntouchedShadow]

Mind Infection posted:

The last time I felt guilty after fapping was when I fapped to Boku no Pico.

I can't believe I actually did it.

I can't recall the last time I've laughed this hard.

[breenkiller]

Mind Infection posted:

The last time I felt guilty after fapping was when I fapped to Boku no Pico.

I can't believe I actually did it.

they were traps not totally your fault but i would want to die if i did

[Soret]

Why do I feel this thread is more for gays then straights.

[CHARL]

I actually haven't seen Boku no Pico yet.

Edited:

breenkiller posted:

Hypnotic ass is hypnotic.

[The Vman]

If you happen to have one of these lying around:



Way more fun than a pillow fight.

[ScottyWired]

Found an old fan and pulled off the cover.

DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER DONE. It wasn't exactly ticklish.

[Funsize]

Toothpaste gives me a nice tingly feeling. Just make sure you stay away from the gritty stuff.

[Vodkavia]

Funsize posted:

Toothpaste gives me a nice tingly feeling. Just make sure you stay away from the gritty stuff.

That sounds potentially catastrophic if it were to go wrong.
0/10 would not rub my wang with.

[LuaChobo]

Mind Infection posted:

The last time I felt guilty after fapping was when I fapped to Boku no Pico.

I can't believe I actually did it.

sort of makes me want to watch it

already watched bible black and that was hilarious

[Mind Infection]

I was just watching it out of curiosity. I didn't think I would get a raging boner.

[Stonewall]

CHARL posted:

I actually haven't seen Boku no Pico yet.

Edited:




Hypnotic ass is hypnotic.

[Wolfz]

i buy a fleshlight from a sexshop?

[MikuMikuCookie]

Kirbyfactor posted:

to what?

This thread?

One-A-Day

[Vodkavia]

Mind Infection posted:

I was just watching it out of curiosity. I didn't think I would get a raging boner.

That's what you get for thinking of the children.

[MikuMikuCookie]

Vodkavia posted:

That's what you get for thinking of the children.

Good Sir, in an effort to heighten society's social intellect, we advise you to think of the children.

[asteroidrules]

Chris220 posted:

In all seriousness, have you tried talking to them? Say that you're not comfortable with them invading your privacy like that, and ask if they can at least knock and wait for your answer before coming in.
They'll never change their ways if you never say anything!

Not sure that's such a good idea, my family has never respected my privacy much, but they used to be a lot better about it, until I asked them to give me a little more privacy, now they're constantly barging in on me whenever I'm doing anything, seems the more I ask them to respect my privacy the less they actually do.