1. Post #361
    Karahaut's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,340 Posts
    Lads, I discovered today that my bro has a Fleshlight, and it's the real deal, not one of those custom made ones. So I did what any other male gentleman would do. I cleaned the shit out of it while he was gone and used it.

    I must say, it's pretty accurate to the real thing...err...minus the rest of the women of course.
    apparently i'm not a real gentlemen
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  2. Post #362
    Gold Member
    ZenX2's Avatar
    February 2009
    4,627 Posts
    I wish I could inconspicuously buy a Fleshlight. I don't know if my parents would like finding one in the mail one day.
    Have it addressed to your dad
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  3. Post #363
    Any of you feel guilty after doing it
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  4. Post #364
    Don't ask me about my fetishes.
    CHARL's Avatar
    June 2012
    81 Posts
    Maybe if I do it to something fucked up, but that's an extreme rarity.
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  5. Post #365
    Fire Fucker
    Rebi's Avatar
    March 2011
    2,403 Posts
    Maybe if I do it to something fucked up, but that's an extreme rarity.
    It's not a rarity for me! Makes me feel more sad than guilty though.
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  6. Post #366
    Like after doing it I look at all the puppy pictures I feel very guilty
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  7. Post #367
    Dennab
    October 2010
    4,306 Posts
    I always feel like doing it again.
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  8. Post #368
    fish puncher's Avatar
    February 2010
    3,397 Posts
    Stapling tape worms on your penis is the best way to masturbate.
    I second this
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  9. Post #369
    I have a 1 inch cock erect but girls cum all over me
    Deathhunter's Avatar
    April 2009
    722 Posts
    I melt Chupa Chup Lollipops into syrup and then pour it onto my dick. I then look at the girls in the Hot Girls thread so I maintain a boner. I will do this in the sun until the melted Chupa Chups dry. I tear it off my penis and then suck it. Suck it good.
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  10. Post #370
    Don't ask me about my fetishes.
    CHARL's Avatar
    June 2012
    81 Posts
    I melt Chupa Chup Lollipops into syrup and then pour it onto my dick. I then look at the girls in the Hot Girls thread so I maintain a boner. I will do this in the sun until the melted Chupa Chups dry. I tear it off my penis and then suck it. Suck it good.
    I thought I was the only one.
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  11. Post #371
    I melt Chupa Chup Lollipops into syrup and then pour it onto my dick. I then look at the girls in the Hot Girls thread so I maintain a boner. I will do this in the sun until the melted Chupa Chups dry. I tear it off my penis and then suck it. Suck it good.
    Can I try?
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  12. Post #372
    Scotty.'s Avatar
    March 2010
    1,397 Posts
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  13. Post #373
    I have a 1 inch cock erect but girls cum all over me
    Deathhunter's Avatar
    April 2009
    722 Posts
    Can I try?
    Yes, post results.
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  14. Post #374
    starpoo90's Avatar
    January 2010
    1,139 Posts
    Any of you feel guilty after doing it
    I used to feel guilty when I first started doing it (years ago... :allears:) But then I got over it.

    Although a while ago I got guilty afterwards. I don't know what could cause it; it's a natural thing.
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  15. Post #375
    Ginger gizzard amateur~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    5,135 Posts
    I think I'll go fap now.
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  16. Post #376
    Gold Member
    Kirbyfactor's Avatar
    May 2010
    11,182 Posts
    I think I'll go fap now.
    to what?
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  17. Post #377
    Dennab
    July 2009
    7,650 Posts
    you guys are creepy.
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  18. Post #378
    Blue Member?
    Ermac20's Avatar
    October 2010
    7,455 Posts
    says the guy with a porn avatar
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  19. Post #379
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    Dennab
    April 2010
    14,106 Posts
    There's this thing called porn.
    I know, you're too young to know about such stuff.
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  20. Post #380
    Gold Member
    Kirbyfactor's Avatar
    May 2010
    11,182 Posts
    There's this thing called porn.
    I know, you're too young to know about such stuff.
    You're too old to ask people that are too young for porn for nudes.
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  21. Post #381
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    April 2010
    14,106 Posts
    Hnnnggggg.
    Foiled again!
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  22. Post #382
    fish puncher's Avatar
    February 2010
    3,397 Posts
    I can't wait until I turn 18 and I can go to all those cool sites!
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  23. Post #383
    Mind Infection's Avatar
    March 2009
    285 Posts
    The last time I felt guilty after fapping was when I fapped to Boku no Pico.
    I can't believe I actually did it.
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  24. Post #384
    starpoo90's Avatar
    January 2010
    1,139 Posts
    Yo.
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  25. Post #385
    UntouchedShadow's Avatar
    July 2009
    5,584 Posts
    The last time I felt guilty after fapping was when I fapped to Boku no Pico.
    I can't believe I actually did it.
    I can't recall the last time I've laughed this hard.
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  26. Post #386
    breenkiller's Avatar
    November 2009
    937 Posts
    The last time I felt guilty after fapping was when I fapped to Boku no Pico.
    I can't believe I actually did it.
    they were traps not totally your fault but i would want to die if i did
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  27. Post #387
    I am not a billboard.

    July 2009
    457 Posts
    Why do I feel this thread is more for gays then straights.
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  28. Post #388
    Don't ask me about my fetishes.
    CHARL's Avatar
    June 2012
    81 Posts
    I actually haven't seen Boku no Pico yet.

    Edited:


    Hypnotic ass is hypnotic.
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  29. Post #389
    Gold Member
    The Vman's Avatar
    December 2008
    7,993 Posts
    If you happen to have one of these lying around:



    Way more fun than a pillow fight.
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  30. Post #390
    this link changes
    ScottyWired's Avatar
    April 2012
    7,157 Posts
    Found an old fan and pulled off the cover.

    DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER DONE. It wasn't exactly ticklish.
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  31. Post #391
    Gold Member
    Funsize's Avatar
    January 2008
    2,225 Posts
    Toothpaste gives me a nice tingly feeling. Just make sure you stay away from the gritty stuff.
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  32. Post #392
    Gold Member
    Vodkavia's Avatar
    January 2012
    3,289 Posts
    Toothpaste gives me a nice tingly feeling. Just make sure you stay away from the gritty stuff.
    That sounds potentially catastrophic if it were to go wrong.
    0/10 would not rub my wang with.
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  33. Post #393
    It was RAPE
    LuaChobo's Avatar
    December 2009
    5,364 Posts
    The last time I felt guilty after fapping was when I fapped to Boku no Pico.
    I can't believe I actually did it.
    sort of makes me want to watch it

    already watched bible black and that was hilarious
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  34. Post #394
    Mind Infection's Avatar
    March 2009
    285 Posts
    I was just watching it out of curiosity. I didn't think I would get a raging boner.
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  35. Post #395
    Gold Member
    Stonewall's Avatar
    January 2010
    234 Posts
    I actually haven't seen Boku no Pico yet.

    Edited:




    Hypnotic ass is hypnotic.
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  36. Post #396
    I'm a dumb whiny baby that just won't shut the hell up. Also, I love big hairy cock.
    Dennab
    December 2009
    1,960 Posts
    i buy a fleshlight from a sexshop?
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  37. Post #397
    MikuMikuCookie's Avatar
    October 2011
    47 Posts
    This thread?

    One-A-Day
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  38. Post #398
    Gold Member
    Vodkavia's Avatar
    January 2012
    3,289 Posts
    I was just watching it out of curiosity. I didn't think I would get a raging boner.
    That's what you get for thinking of the children.
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  39. Post #399
    MikuMikuCookie's Avatar
    October 2011
    47 Posts
    That's what you get for thinking of the children.
    Good Sir, in an effort to heighten society's social intellect, we advise you to think of the children.
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  40. Post #400
    Not that bad of a seed
    asteroidrules's Avatar
    January 2011
    9,693 Posts
    In all seriousness, have you tried talking to them? Say that you're not comfortable with them invading your privacy like that, and ask if they can at least knock and wait for your answer before coming in.
    They'll never change their ways if you never say anything!
    Not sure that's such a good idea, my family has never respected my privacy much, but they used to be a lot better about it, until I asked them to give me a little more privacy, now they're constantly barging in on me whenever I'm doing anything, seems the more I ask them to respect my privacy the less they actually do.
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