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Post #441
considering I have a low sperm count, guess how much I masturbate.
It isn't the Mountain Dew either.
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Pshh. 4 times a day.
10 is my record.
All dry, no lube.
Sandpaper.
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I fapped and laughed to this at the same time.
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So you have a low sperm count yet compulsively masturbate? That's...great?
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You can bet your ass it tastes salty, too.
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my guilty pleasure is playing sex flash games. Like this:
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Alright, I acquired two latex gloves. What kind of kinky stuff could I do with them?
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Mould it to a rubber vagina
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Give yourself a good old fashioned double fisting.
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masturbation increases spermcount
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I don't think sperm count would influence semen...payload... It's kind of like a density, isn't it?
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trust me, it's the payload. No mess for me.
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Hey guys
Is it viable to masturbate with a banana peel?
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You can masturbate with anything you want, man. I personally use razor blades.
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Really? I've been using sandpaper the entire time and I felt like I was missing out on something. What brand of razors do you recommend? Should I use shaving cream or not?
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Don't use shaving cream, use aftershave
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Go upwards. Then diagonal.
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Which brand?
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There are days when I will do it upwards of 7-8 times, but those are really rare, by that point my mind is usually fried from pleasure, and there's literally almost no semen is coming out.
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I prefer bengay myself.
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whenever the hell I want. Sometimes I'll whack my man meat on a daily basis, if not more. Other times, i'll honestly forget and just not jerk off for a week.
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We've got just as many gaybows as the gay chat thread! Good job guys! Keep up the good work!
Hm, guess I never rated OP gaybow. Now we have more!
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I, too, was amazed by this.
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masturbation is good for the soul
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What no photos of men here... doing it?
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What are you? Gay?
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Sometimes I notice I've gone days without having some fun. Then I get excited to do it, and forget to do it for a few more days.
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this isn't the gay thread. You don't have to be gay to talk about a universal function
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Hey guys, an update, we now have 28 gaybows, four more than the gaychat.
~Congrats~ :haw:
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Me so horny if I don't fap for a week
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Holy crap I just had the scare of my life!
My mother came home after doing some shopping downtown and among other things she slapped a bottle of gel lubricant on the table and said: "This is to make IT a bit easier" with a subtle grin that said "you know what I mean" on her face.
Turns out what she meant by "it" was just the emptying of our dogs anal glands.
Talk about a sigh of relief!
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That doesn't sound much better
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It is great to chat about masturbation with a bunch of other tossers.
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thats what the thread is for mate
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Aaah, the internet. Where I can talk about masturbating with other people and still feel kind of weird about it
Seeing this thread made me wonder.. I've never been able to understand how people jerk it into socks. The inside of a sock is kinda rough, and my feet go in there so I don't like having my cock rubbing around in (be it a clean or unclean sock) foot juice. I mean sure I'll spoot into one to destroy the evidence but I won't actually JERK myself with one, ouch!
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Everyone should do Kegels, they are amazing
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Honestly, that seems weirder than what you thought it was.
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And I used to think I had no self control.
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I LOVE IT WHEN SANIUS HAS HIS ROCK HARD TWO INCH COCK UP MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS.
August 2006
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"4 times a day"
you're hardly gonna get any pleasure out of that when you climax
it's meant to be done every few several days, or once a week in my opinion; once you wait that long, you can actually feel an orgasm work itself through your little johnson and burst out
god dude if you hold it off for over an week then it's an magical experience once you finally do it
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How do I get cumshot
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You aim at your face
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Vacuum cleaners are great for masturbating with. All you do is place the suction thingy on your penis and turn the vacuum cleaner on and off. Keep repeating the process until you come.
This way it feels like someone is giving you a blowjob!
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