my guilty pleasure is playing sex flash games. Like this:
Alright, I acquired two latex gloves. What kind of kinky stuff could I do with them?
Mould it to a rubber vagina
I don't think sperm count would influence semen...payload... It's kind of like a density, isn't it?
Is it viable to masturbate with a banana peel?
Don't use shaving cream, use aftershave
Go upwards. Then diagonal.
There are days when I will do it upwards of 7-8 times, but those are really rare, by that point my mind is usually fried from pleasure, and there's literally almost no semen is coming out.
whenever the hell I want. Sometimes I'll whack my man meat on a daily basis, if not more. Other times, i'll honestly forget and just not jerk off for a week.
We've got just as many gaybows as the gay chat thread! Good job guys! Keep up the good work!
Hm, guess I never rated OP gaybow. Now we have more!
I, too, was amazed by this.
masturbation is good for the soul
What no photos of men here... doing it?
Sometimes I notice I've gone days without having some fun. Then I get excited to do it, and forget to do it for a few more days.
Hey guys, an update, we now have 28 gaybows, four more than the gaychat.
Me so horny if I don't fap for a week
Holy crap I just had the scare of my life!
My mother came home after doing some shopping downtown and among other things she slapped a bottle of gel lubricant on the table and said: "This is to make IT a bit easier" with a subtle grin that said "you know what I mean" on her face.
Turns out what she meant by "it" was just the emptying of our dogs anal glands.
Talk about a sigh of relief!
It is great to chat about masturbation with a bunch of other tossers.
thats what the thread is for mate
Aaah, the internet. Where I can talk about masturbating with other people and still feel kind of weird about it
Seeing this thread made me wonder.. I've never been able to understand how people jerk it into socks. The inside of a sock is kinda rough, and my feet go in there so I don't like having my cock rubbing around in (be it a clean or unclean sock) foot juice. I mean sure I'll spoot into one to destroy the evidence but I won't actually JERK myself with one, ouch!
Everyone should do Kegels, they are amazing
you're hardly gonna get any pleasure out of that when you climax
it's meant to be done every few several days, or once a week in my opinion; once you wait that long, you can actually feel an orgasm work itself through your little johnson and burst out
god dude if you hold it off for over an week then it's an magical experience once you finally do it
How do I get cumshot
You aim at your face
Vacuum cleaners are great for masturbating with. All you do is place the suction thingy on your penis and turn the vacuum cleaner on and off. Keep repeating the process until you come.
This way it feels like someone is giving you a blowjob!