What the fuck do those jokes even mean... ?
are these meant to be jokes
are you fucking serious
doomddec is a smart educated funny and wittty gmod player
But it's okay; I'm smart and mature for my age ~XD~
what did the physgun say to the other physgun
my heart is beaming towards you
Why did the ragdoll cross the road?
It didn't. It's an inanimate entity. This thread sucks. Op's a troll.
Where should a joke like this go?
Why did the CP kiss Alyx?
Because she was doing a theater play with a CP mask!
That makes no sense. I'm not joking; I can't stretch my imagination far enough to think of how that might be considered funny.
So, you're saying that, since Alex was in normal attire apart from wearing a combine CP mask, an actual combine came up and kissed her through the mask. That makes so much senseandImlyinganditdoesnt at all.
Oh, I get it, OP. I know nice joke too.
There is a bear in the woods, he sees - the car is on fire. He sat in it and burned.
so funy xDXDDDDDDDDDD~~~
No seriously that's just some terrible jokes
Why did Garry's Mod break?
Thread of the year.
From now on, every time gmod 13 crashes, I will blame OP.
OP, it is literally your fault that garry doesn't release.
Do you think this is a fucking joke?
Garry is CONFUSED. You have confused garry newman.
It's all your fault.
why couldnt eli cross the road
because he is dead.
still better than Carlos Mencia
Proud of yourself, OP? You've made the worst thread in the history of forever.
- Knock, knock!
- Who's there?
- Mod who?
- Garry's mod.
I think im doing it wrong.
someone get this man a title
The subtle tone of the jokes holds a much deeper meaning, commentating on the unnatural human dependence of order and guidelines within modern society, but the execution leaves something to be desired.
Why did the German scientist not get the girl?
Because he was Kleiner.
I have one.
Why did the OP post this??
Because he was an idiot/troll!!!!
For the longest time, Gabe Newell just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of a mod. What do you call it?"
And Garry says, "The Aristocrats!".
...or "Garry's Mod".
whats a douchebags favorite weapon
the tool gun
So, a builder, a poser, and a minge walk into a bar...
God, I'm part of the problem.
Why did the house have no keypad? Because there was a hole in the house roof!
Why did the zombie chase after the CP? Because the CP had a zombie treat (meat)!
Who rode on the prop tribike? The man who forgot about the circus!
These are so bad I can't help but laugh.
The fuck's a tribike.
I hope you don't genuinely believe these are funny.
i think op might have autism
Who is OP, why is he so famous?
omfg hang yourself please
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What I am, is greater than a bully