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Post #1Hi friends!
I made this thread for you to share Gmod jokes! Lemme have the honor to begin:
Why does the mayor have an office!? Because of the chickens and the eggs!
another joke:
Why does the physgun look at people!? Because all it wants is to move with them (dance)!
Continue!... :D
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What the fuck do those jokes even mean... ?
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are these meant to be jokes
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are you fucking serious
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doomddec is a smart educated funny and wittty gmod player
JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!
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But it's okay; I'm smart and mature for my age ~XD~
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what did the physgun say to the other physgun
my heart is beaming towards you
AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAAAA
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Why did the ragdoll cross the road?
It didn't. It's an inanimate entity. This thread sucks. Op's a troll.
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Where should a joke like this go?
Fast Threads.
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Why did the CP kiss Alyx?
Because she was doing a theater play with a CP mask!
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That makes no sense. I'm not joking; I can't stretch my imagination far enough to think of how that might be considered funny.
So, you're saying that, since Alex was in normal attire apart from wearing a combine CP mask, an actual combine came up and kissed her through the mask. That makes so much senseandImlyinganditdoesnt at all.
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I'm trying so hard to think of a joke but I'm too busy laughing at the hilarious content in op's post.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, *tear* xdxd:):P('''\(^_^)/'''):D
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goddammit op you havent had a single good post
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what are you talking about that was the finest post facepunch has ever seen
i salute you, doomeddec
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Oh, I get it, OP. I know nice joke too.
There is a bear in the woods, he sees - the car is on fire. He sat in it and burned.
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so funy xDXDDDDDDDDDD~~~
No seriously that's just some terrible jokes
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Why did Garry's Mod break?
Garry
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Thread of the year.
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From now on, every time gmod 13 crashes, I will blame OP.
OP, it is literally your fault that garry doesn't release.
Do you think this is a fucking joke?
Garry is CONFUSED. You have confused garry newman.
It's all your fault.
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why couldnt eli cross the road
because he is dead.
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"These fuckers don't deserve a 'humane' punishment. They don't deserve to be called human. They don't even deserve to be called shit. Gas chamber is minimum acceptable punishment."
October 2008
11,837 Posts
still better than Carlos Mencia
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Proud of yourself, OP? You've made the worst thread in the history of forever.
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- Knock, knock!
- Who's there?
- Mod
- Mod who?
- Garry's mod.
I think im doing it wrong.
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someone get this man a title
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The subtle tone of the jokes holds a much deeper meaning, commentating on the unnatural human dependence of order and guidelines within modern society, but the execution leaves something to be desired.
7.5/10
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I don't think that there's a proper rating for the level of satire you've delved into.
Good god.
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Why did the German scientist not get the girl?
Because he was Kleiner.
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I have one.
Why did the OP post this??
Because he was an idiot/troll!!!!
AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHW
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For the longest time, Gabe Newell just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of a mod. What do you call it?"
And Garry says, "The Aristocrats!".
...or "Garry's Mod".
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whats a douchebags favorite weapon
the tool gun
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I have one.
Why did dvd604 post this?
Because he was an idiot.
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So, a builder, a poser, and a minge walk into a bar...
God, I'm part of the problem.
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Ahhhh!!! No way! Garry Newman posted me on his blog!! I literally began to cry of joy! Wow, thank you so much!
Why did the house have no keypad? Because there was a hole in the house roof!
Why did the zombie chase after the CP? Because the CP had a zombie treat (meat)!
Who rode on the prop tribike? The man who forgot about the circus!
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These are so bad I can't help but laugh.
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The fuck's a tribike.
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I hope you don't genuinely believe these are funny.
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i think op might have autism
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Who is OP, why is he so famous?
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omfg hang yourself please
(User was banned for this post ("Rude" - Orkel))
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