1. Post #1
    I like to ass rape little boys. I send the videos to my mother.

    February 2012
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  2. Post #2
    into things like this - if you know what
    Dennab
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  3. Post #3
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    January 2010
    1,131 Posts
    What the fuck do those jokes even mean... ?
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  4. Post #4
    TCB
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    December 2009
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    are these meant to be jokes

    Edited:

    are you fucking serious
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  5. Post #5
    About as smart and adept as a pile of turds
    oakman26's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,466 Posts
    doomddec is a smart educated funny and wittty gmod player
    JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!
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  6. Post #6
    One Ear Ninja's Avatar
    November 2009
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    But it's okay; I'm smart and mature for my age ~XD~
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  7. Post #7
    8==== ===== ===== ===== ===D
    Dennab
    April 2008
    4,831 Posts
    what did the physgun say to the other physgun

    my heart is beaming towards you

    AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAAAA
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  8. Post #8
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    March 2010
    3,617 Posts
    Why did the ragdoll cross the road?


    It didn't. It's an inanimate entity. This thread sucks. Op's a troll.
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  9. Post #9
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    February 2011
    7,987 Posts
    Where should a joke like this go?

    Fast Threads.
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  10. Post #10
    I like to ass rape little boys. I send the videos to my mother.

    February 2012
    115 Posts
    Why did the CP kiss Alyx?

    Because she was doing a theater play with a CP mask!
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  11. Post #11
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    March 2010
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    That makes no sense. I'm not joking; I can't stretch my imagination far enough to think of how that might be considered funny.

    So, you're saying that, since Alex was in normal attire apart from wearing a combine CP mask, an actual combine came up and kissed her through the mask. That makes so much senseandImlyinganditdoesnt at all.
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  12. Post #12
    Ah... tits!
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    August 2009
    4,415 Posts
    I'm trying so hard to think of a joke but I'm too busy laughing at the hilarious content in op's post.

    Edited:

    Why did the CP kiss Alyx?

    Because she was doing a theater play with a CP mask!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, *tear* xdxd:):P('''\(^_^)/'''):D
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  13. Post #13
    TCB
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    December 2009
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    goddammit op you havent had a single good post
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  15. Post #15
    LIVE LIKE A WINDRAMMER AS YOU FUCK
    Murkat's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,794 Posts
    goddammit op you havent had a single good post
    what are you talking about that was the finest post facepunch has ever seen

    i salute you, doomeddec
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  16. Post #16
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    July 2010
    409 Posts
    Oh, I get it, OP. I know nice joke too.
    There is a bear in the woods, he sees - the car is on fire. He sat in it and burned.
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  17. Post #17
    insert long title here
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  18. Post #18
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    November 2011
    67 Posts
    so funy xDXDDDDDDDDDD~~~

    No seriously that's just some terrible jokes
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  19. Post #19
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    December 2009
    655 Posts
    Why did Garry's Mod break?

    Garry
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  20. Post #20
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    October 2007
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    Thread of the year.
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  21. Post #21
    akigawa's Avatar
    June 2009
    132 Posts
    From now on, every time gmod 13 crashes, I will blame OP.
    OP, it is literally your fault that garry doesn't release.
    Do you think this is a fucking joke?
    Garry is CONFUSED. You have confused garry newman.
    It's all your fault.
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  22. Post #22
    gay as h*ck
    testinglol's Avatar
    January 2012
    2,045 Posts
    why couldnt eli cross the road

    because he is dead.
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  23. Post #23
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
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    October 2008
    14,616 Posts
    still better than Carlos Mencia
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  24. Post #24
    TCB
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    December 2009
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    Proud of yourself, OP? You've made the worst thread in the history of forever.
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  25. Post #25
    GselKa's Avatar
    June 2008
    332 Posts
    - Knock, knock!
    - Who's there?
    - Mod
    - Mod who?
    - Garry's mod.

    I think im doing it wrong.
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  26. Post #26
    Blue Member?
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    October 2010
    7,642 Posts
    someone get this man a title
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  27. Post #27
    I'm a Wizard
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    March 2006
    2,702 Posts
    The subtle tone of the jokes holds a much deeper meaning, commentating on the unnatural human dependence of order and guidelines within modern society, but the execution leaves something to be desired.

    7.5/10
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  28. Post #28
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    June 2009
    132 Posts
    The subtle tone of the jokes holds a much deeper meaning, commentating on the unnatural human dependence of order and guidelines within society, but the execution leaves something to be desired.

    7.5/10
    I don't think that there's a proper rating for the level of satire you've delved into.
    Good god.
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  29. Post #29
    Voted WORST Gold Member 2012
    Killuah's Avatar
    August 2005
    15,769 Posts
    Why did the German scientist not get the girl?


    Because he was Kleiner.
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  30. Post #30

    June 2011
    5 Posts
    I have one.

    Why did the OP post this??

    Because he was an idiot/troll!!!!
    AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHW
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  31. Post #31
    GselKa's Avatar
    June 2008
    332 Posts
    ...
    For the longest time, Gabe Newell just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of a mod. What do you call it?"

    And Garry says, "The Aristocrats!".

    ...or "Garry's Mod".
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  32. Post #32
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    October 2007
    22,481 Posts
    whats a douchebags favorite weapon

    the tool gun
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  33. Post #33
    TCB
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    December 2009
    9,322 Posts
    I have one.

    Why did the OP post this??

    Because he was an idiot/troll!!!!
    AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHW
    I have one.

    Why did dvd604 post this?

    Because he was an idiot.
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  34. Post #34
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    March 2010
    3,617 Posts
    So, a builder, a poser, and a minge walk into a bar...

    God, I'm part of the problem.
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  35. Post #35
    I like to ass rape little boys. I send the videos to my mother.

    February 2012
    115 Posts
    Ahhhh!!! No way! Garry Newman posted me on his blog!! I literally began to cry of joy! Wow, thank you so much!

    Why did the house have no keypad? Because there was a hole in the house roof!

    Why did the zombie chase after the CP? Because the CP had a zombie treat (meat)!

    Who rode on the prop tribike? The man who forgot about the circus!
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  36. Post #36
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    March 2010
    3,617 Posts
    These are so bad I can't help but laugh.

    Edited:

    The fuck's a tribike.
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  37. Post #37
    TCB
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    December 2009
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    I hope you don't genuinely believe these are funny.

    Edited:

    i think op might have autism
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  38. Post #38
    I like to ass rape little boys. I send the videos to my mother.

    February 2012
    115 Posts
    Who is OP, why is he so famous?
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  39. Post #39
    TCB
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    December 2009
    9,322 Posts
    omfg hang yourself please

    (User was banned for this post ("Rude" - Orkel))
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  40. Post #40
    I like to ass rape little boys. I send the videos to my mother.

    February 2012
    115 Posts
    What I am, is greater than a bully
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