one of my friends wont give my comfy as fuck jacket back
she says she likes that how it smells like me
she wants your dick bro
give it to her where she's not expecting it
you know what im talking about
RIP Robin Gibb
I like music.
Woah its like 8 celsius outside cause Southern Hemisphere and the mission is to get out of bed... WHY DOES THIS BLANKET HAVE TO BE SO COMFY AND WAARMMM
Great day today: The whole school got to go to an amusement park, and it was amazing. Not only thta, but I told my best friend I'm gay to which he replied "Man, I could care less what you're sticking your dick in." Also, I hooked up with a really cute guy at the park.
I am successful.
I can't stop playing Corruption of Champions and I'm not even into this kind of stuff
What about tits?
some lady had a shirt of this super expensive restaurant that has icecream and hamburgers and stuff, so after she paid I was like "Is that the same (restaurant) that's on (insert address here)" and she was like "Yep! Want a shake? I got some for my kids but I have extra"
It was fucking gigantic too, oreo shakes all day fuck yeah, for free!
I had a good day. My friends had a surprise party for me since it was my birthday. Honestly was rather surprised... I didn't even think my house could fit some 30 or so people.
Also at some point during the party I somehow got to discussing the Exorcist with one of my friends, and we agreed that if it ever showed up in theaters (as a rerelease or something) we'd go see it... and lo and behold, a local theater is showing it tomorrow. I have no idea why. It's clearly Providence. So I'm going to see the Exorcist for the first time.
Everyone is having really good luck in this thread!
Corruption of Champions? I have a footlong dick and i'm a catboy
my corruption is at 100
-SNIP FOR MASSIVE HOMOPHOBIA, EVEN THOUGH I WAS OBVIOUSLY JOKING-
-Snip to da snip-