1. Post #1

    May 2012
    1 Posts
    The horrid game “Garry’s Mod” is an open source video game made to leech the life of your children. This game has made many christian children and young adults turn to the unholy, satan-loving, homosexual side of life. The problem with the game is that it is open source, this allows the users to upload and create gay pornographic servers for other users to join and have gay text orgies. The players of this game have a tendency to use words such as “Minge,” which is a gay slang term used to describe an over used hairy whispering eye. If this game were not available to the public then we as parents would not have to worry about it convincing our children to have violent outbreaks of gay lingo and homosexual actions. I have found many pictures of players online making sex parties on their servers with all of the players touching and rubbing themselves all over each other in gay ways. The game also allows the players to create what ever their satan infected minds can come up with, such as explosive penis shaped cars they use to ram into each other like oversized cocks plunging into another gays sewer spout.
    http://christwire.org/2011/11/garrys...how-to-be-gay/

    Lol are those crazy people serious ? wtf look at the site... This shows how some people are completely retarded.
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  2. Post #2
    Sock the Foot Cloth
    Dennab
    November 2010
    1,952 Posts
    It's satire.
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  3. Post #3
    Lufttygger306's Avatar
    August 2010
    5,489 Posts
    It's a parody site - and a quite funny one at that

    Edited:

    Ninja'd
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  4. Post #4
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    Kirbyfactor's Avatar
    May 2010
    11,726 Posts
    So everything would teach your kids how to be gay, because everything you can write on can be used to create "gay orgy parties' or paste gay porn on it.
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    Azzator's Avatar
    April 2011
    836 Posts
    snip
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    A true breast lover loves all breasts, regardless of the size.
    Pine Cone's Avatar
    May 2010
    2,483 Posts
    I had a feeling it was christwire when I saw the thread title.
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  7. Post #7
    Resident Raccoon
    kaze4159's Avatar
    January 2008
    8,733 Posts
    I had a feeling it was christwire when I saw the thread title.
    Or landover baptist
    How do people not understand that they're satire?
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  8. Post #8
    Matthew0505's Avatar
    January 2009
    1,142 Posts
    Why do Christian fundie satires always get mistaken for the real thing
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  9. Post #9
    players online making sex parties on their servers with all of the players touching and rubbing themselves all over each other in gay ways.
    While the site is satire, this is kinda true. Sometimes it's gay themed, some other times it's MLP themed.
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  10. Post #10
    What's brevity?
    ironman17's Avatar
    June 2006
    18,647 Posts
    Surely teaching them to be gay is a GOOD thing, nowadays? I mean, there's population problems and rampant hatred, both of which homosexuality could help remedy.
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    RedStar's Avatar
    March 2007
    7,029 Posts
    Why do Christian fundie satires always get mistaken for the real thing
    Poe's Law.
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    haha oh boy here we go again
    Snowmew's Avatar
    November 2011
    519 Posts
    I don't think it's satire when it's stupidly nonsensical...
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  13. Post #13
    Not that bad of a seed
    asteroidrules's Avatar
    January 2011
    10,445 Posts
    Why do Christian fundie satires always get mistaken for the real thing
    Because they're a painfully accurate depiction of how some people act.
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  14. Post #14
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    Maloof?'s Avatar
    December 2006
    6,912 Posts
    'an overused hairy whispering eye'

    what the


    is that slang for a butt hole?
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  15. Post #15
    Facepunch's #1 Huskybutt
    James xX's Avatar
    July 2011
    2,090 Posts
    I thought a minge was a vagina. Oh my god what have I been saying for the past 3 years!
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    Alex Rider's Avatar
    November 2005
    255 Posts
    'an overused hairy whispering eye'

    what the


    is that slang for a butt hole?
    It's postal's ass.
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  17. Post #17
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    Maloof?'s Avatar
    December 2006
    6,912 Posts
    I thought a minge was a vagina. Oh my god what have I been saying for the past 3 years!
    Minge is vagina


    I don't know what these people are talking about

    with their whispering eyes
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  18. Post #18
    I do it all
    fruxodaily's Avatar
    November 2010
    13,211 Posts
    Thanks to Garry's mod, I'm now a god hating homosexual
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  19. Post #19
    Skidd's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,398 Posts
    Surely teaching them to be gay is a GOOD thing, nowadays? I mean, there's population problems and rampant hatred, both of which homosexuality could help remedy.
    You shouldn't be teaching your child to be gay or to be straight, they should decide themselves.
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  20. Post #20
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    Sir M's Avatar
    June 2007
    3,468 Posts
    Just 15 minutes of garrys mod can turn your son into a flaming homosexual

    I should know, my son burnt to a crisp after playing this game
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    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
    May 2010
    15,897 Posts
    What, they're noticing just now?
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