1. Post #161
    Attempting to literally knife it right now.

    Missed it, fuck, it crawled inside the leg of the jeans. What do, facepunch?

    Shook it out and smashed it with a small chair. Ded. Now why is my skin crawling...
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  2. Post #162
    The Lone Spy's Avatar
    April 2012
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    Attempting to literally knife it right now.

    Missed it, fuck, it crawled inside the leg of the jeans. What do, facepunch?
    Burn your jeans. Or pet the animal.
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  3. Post #163
    Has volunteered for dissection because the doctor is cute
    Tomo Takino's Avatar
    May 2009
    20,259 Posts
    Attempting to literally knife it right now.

    Missed it, fuck, it crawled inside the leg of the jeans. What do, facepunch?

    Shook it out and smashed it with a small chair. Ded. Now why is my skin crawling...
    It isnt dead yet.

    Quickly, flood your house with nerve gas. It might still be slightly alive.
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  4. Post #164
    Black Box Lover and Enthusiast
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    August 2007
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    This just in, we have photographic evidence of the said witness being assaulted.



    More news at 11
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  5. Post #165
    The Lone Spy's Avatar
    April 2012
    5,145 Posts
    This just in, we have photographic evidence of the said witness being assaulted.



    More news at 11
    Obviously that was a Red Spy disguised as me. The red Fancy Fedora reveals that. Also he forgot the Made Man.

    Edited:

    Things like that makes wish have Garry's Mod to do silly replies like that. I will buy it in the Summer Sales.
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  6. Post #166
    Black Box Lover and Enthusiast
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    Obviously that was a Red Spy disguised as me. The red Fancy Fedora reveals that. Also he forgot the Made Man.

    Edited:

    Things like that makes wish have Garry's Mod to do silly replies like that. I will buy it in the Summer Sales.
    Please note that I'm colorblind, so that "Innocent" spy that got clocked is good enough for me.
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  7. Post #167
    Has volunteered for dissection because the doctor is cute
    Tomo Takino's Avatar
    May 2009
    20,259 Posts
    Oh man im in a bit of a bind now and not sure what to do.
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  8. Post #168
    The Lone Spy's Avatar
    April 2012
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    Please note that I'm colorblind, so that "Innocent" spy that got clocked is good enough for me.
    Ups, I forgot that. Sorry.
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  9. Post #169
    It isnt dead yet.

    Quickly, flood your house with nerve gas. It might still be slightly alive.
    All I have is fireworks and flammable spray cologne.
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  10. Post #170
    Black Box Lover and Enthusiast
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    August 2007
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    All I have is fireworks and flammable spray cologne.
    Squish it with your shoe then wash the pants, problem solved
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  11. Post #171
    仕方が無い
    Cape's Avatar
    April 2012
    4,250 Posts
    All I have is fireworks and flammable spray cologne.
    and this:
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  12. Post #172
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    October 2011
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    DEADLY NEUROTOXIN!
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  13. Post #173
    roundhouse kick it until it bursts into flames
    Great idea!
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  14. Post #174
    The Lone Spy's Avatar
    April 2012
    5,145 Posts
    Bored. Wanting to play Far Cry but my video card overheats because doesn't like fun. I guess I will play some Space Quest.
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  15. Post #175
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    Mr. Magoolachub's Avatar
    January 2007
    4,119 Posts
    Theres too many lawyers here and not enough Lionel Hutz.
    Don't touch my stuff Tomo.

    Wait, this isn't the YMCA.
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  16. Post #176
    mooman1080's Avatar
    February 2008
    3,489 Posts
    Oh man im in a bit of a bind now and not sure what to do.
    How much of your house is on fire?
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  17. Post #177
    Has volunteered for dissection because the doctor is cute
    Tomo Takino's Avatar
    May 2009
    20,259 Posts
    How much of your house is on fire?
    Not enough to solve my problem.
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  18. Post #178
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    February 2008
    3,489 Posts
    Not enough to solve my problem.
    The problem of which you have still not described.
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  19. Post #179
    Has volunteered for dissection because the doctor is cute
    Tomo Takino's Avatar
    May 2009
    20,259 Posts
    The problem of which you have still not described.
    Because noone asked.
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  20. Post #180
    The Lone Spy's Avatar
    April 2012
    5,145 Posts
    Because noone asked.
    "Hello Tomo, I see you have a problem, would you be kindly to tell me what is happening?"
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  21. Post #181
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    February 2008
    3,489 Posts
    Because noone asked.
    What is the problem of which you have not described?
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  22. Post #182
    Has volunteered for dissection because the doctor is cute
    Tomo Takino's Avatar
    May 2009
    20,259 Posts
    Heres the deal, I cross-dress. Im not proud of it, but I do.

    Parents dont know as far as Im concerned, but my rooms getting cleaned out soon and I can either:

    A) Pussy out and hide my clothes.
    B) Come clean and tell my mum who I am sure wont care

    I WANT to take the second option, but I cant. What if they kick me out or something.
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  23. Post #183
    mooman1080's Avatar
    February 2008
    3,489 Posts
    I highly highly doubt you'll get kicked out for something like that, just tell your parents, it's not like they'll suddenly hate you for something you do in private.
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  24. Post #184
    Has volunteered for dissection because the doctor is cute
    Tomo Takino's Avatar
    May 2009
    20,259 Posts
    I highly highly doubt you'll get kicked out for something like that, just tell your parents, it's not like they'll suddenly hate you for something you do in private.
    There is no way in hell my dad is knowing. Hes one of those guys who likes to make fun of people like me.

    And my brother is a homophobe and assumes anyone who cross-dresses on TV is gay. So Ill pass on telling him aswell.
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  25. Post #185
    The Lone Spy's Avatar
    April 2012
    5,145 Posts


    I heard you like simulator games.
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  26. Post #186
    mooman1080's Avatar
    February 2008
    3,489 Posts
    There is no way in hell my dad is knowing. Hes one of those guys who likes to make fun of people like me.

    And my brother is a homophobe and assumes anyone who cross-dresses on TV is gay. So Ill pass on telling him aswell.
    So tell your mom, explain you don't want your dad or brother to know and I'm sure she'll understand.
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  27. Post #187
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    Heres the deal, I cross-dress. Im not proud of it, but I do.

    Parents dont know as far as Im concerned, but my rooms getting cleaned out soon and I can either:

    A) Pussy out and hide my clothes.
    B) Come clean and tell my mum who I am sure wont care

    I WANT to take the second option, but I cant. What if they kick me out or something.
    Play it safe, hide the clothes. Better to keep a secret than having to deal with weird looks and awkward silences.
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  28. Post #188
    仕方が無い
    Cape's Avatar
    April 2012
    4,250 Posts
    Play it safe, hide the clothes. Better to keep a secret than having to deal with weird looks and awkward silences.
    I agree here, tell them when the opportunity arises, there's nothing worse than yelling "I'm a spy!" in unwelcoming company.
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  29. Post #189
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    December 2009
    14,782 Posts
    It warms my heart that anyone even remembers me. I don't think of myself as a very memorably person
    who're you
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  30. Post #190
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    February 2012
    5,439 Posts
    Oh god damned, I missed the OBJECTION fight.
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  31. Post #191
    The Lone Spy's Avatar
    April 2012
    5,145 Posts
    Oh god damned, I missed the OBJECTION fight.
    If you continue working like that you will not get payed Inspector...if you are still getting payed.
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  32. Post #192
    The Revelation
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    July 2011
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    Heres the deal, I cross-dress. Im not proud of it, but I do.

    Parents dont know as far as Im concerned, but my rooms getting cleaned out soon and I can either:

    A) Pussy out and hide my clothes.
    B) Come clean and tell my mum who I am sure wont care

    I WANT to take the second option, but I cant. What if they kick me out or something.
    I do say, tell the one you trust the most. I'm pretty sure is not like my family which is completely HOMOPHOBIC.
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  33. Post #193
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    mind you the only reason why I suggest play it safe and keep a secret is because I have trust issues and I wouldn't trust my mother with that sort of knowledge, or any member of my family. I mean I know my mother would let slip sensitive shit like that "On accident"

    But then again I come from a dysfunctional family, Tomo if you have a trustworthy mom, you may as well confide in her at least.
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  34. Post #194
    Has volunteered for dissection because the doctor is cute
    Tomo Takino's Avatar
    May 2009
    20,259 Posts
    Ill see how I feel about saying it tomorrow.
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  35. Post #195
    仕方が無い
    Cape's Avatar
    April 2012
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    My brother is in fact gay, he told the majority of my family last year odd.
    He also told the wrong people at first which resulted in my grandparents disowning him for a while.

    Just pick the right time is all.
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  36. Post #196
    Has volunteered for dissection because the doctor is cute
    Tomo Takino's Avatar
    May 2009
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    But then again I come from a dysfunctional family, Tomo if you have a trustworthy mom, you may as well confide in her at least.
    I wouldnt say trust worthy when she has checked my emails and Steam messages while I was AFK in the past.

    But theres noone else I can really turn to here.
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  37. Post #197
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    I wouldnt say trust worthy when she has checked my emails and Steam messages while I was AFK in the past.

    But theres noone else I can really turn to here.
    She didn't share that knowledge with anyone else did she? That you're aware of?
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  38. Post #198
    Has volunteered for dissection because the doctor is cute
    Tomo Takino's Avatar
    May 2009
    20,259 Posts
    She didn't share that knowledge with anyone else did she? That you're aware of?
    Well my messages are hardly Pulitzer Prize winning material.

    She did read one from my ex-girlfriend which was just a tag on Facebook, then said she "accidentally clicked it".

    This is the same person who goes to the front door and stares into the street whenever theres a slight noise outside.
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  39. Post #199
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    January 2007
    4,119 Posts
    I would say just tell them all, if any of them give you shit for it kick them in the dick. This obviously cannot apply to your mother.
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  40. Post #200
    Black Box Lover and Enthusiast
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    August 2007
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    I would say just tell them all, if any of them give you shit for it kick them in the dick. This obviously cannot apply to your mother.
    Burning bridges with people you're living with can be a pretty bad thing though.
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