1. Post #81
    Ms. Andry
    Dori's Avatar
    August 2005
    10,038 Posts
    Thank you, kind sir, for not being aggressive and seeing my post with logic. As you said, it is a common thing in society nowadays. Especially when everyone's a bit drunk and we tell tales of funny stuff, like how one of my friends professed his love for a girl who he just had sex with. She was his first. The tale also says that he cried after he came. Funny stuff.
    there's a difference between talking about how you regretted masturbating to a catalogue with your drunk friends and talking about it on the internet to hundreds of random people

    if you can't see the difference idk what to say
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  2. Post #82
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    June 2012
    42 Posts
    Guilt after fapping? Oh wow, you have issues.
    I get this too. I think it has something to do with the way that reality and all of its stress and whatnot are forgotten during, and when you are finished, it all comes rushing back.
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  3. Post #83
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    April 2012
    3,341 Posts
    I consider early 90's kids as fellow late 80's kids, just a bit late to the party. Late 90's kids can suck it with the rest of the early 00's gang who make themselves out to be all wise and stuff because they remember the game boy advance, even though they were like 3 when they came out, even when they're geared up to the eyes with cushy technology everywhere

    If you don't remember there being only 4 computers in primary school, Mighty Morphin Power rangers and a pre-9/11 planet vividly, you got no right to say "oooh i remember this im geting ollllld xD"
    Well, it's not like they had a choice. Anyway, you sound like an old man complaining about the youth these days and how they have no right to remember things that in their scale of life was a long time ago.

  4. Post #84
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    92 here. I refuse to be clumped with 98s and 99s like that.
    I was born in 94. Am I a terrible person?
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  5. Post #85
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    November 2010
    1,115 Posts
    Have fun with that the next time you sleep with your girlfriend/wife and can't stop thinking about just how closely related you really are.
    That'll make it even better.
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  6. Post #86
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    May 2008
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    Wait, you're telling me, in your however many years of living, you've never been so horny that you've fapped over something completely detestable? Like a milf that's not really a milf anymore, or something fucked up like a butterface girl you know. If not, then seriously man... The whole "Oh God what have I done..." comic is based around the post-guilt felt from fapping.

    When I say guilt, I don't mean guilt from fapping to dragon porn or anime or whatever the fuck kids fap to now, I just mean normal shit. I used to fap to Argos catalogs (the bra section, aww yeah) when I was around 11 and if I did that now, I'd be like "Oh God, what was I doing?".
    old and/or ugly women are completely detestable now?

    lol

    Edited:

    oh forgot, facepunch
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  7. Post #87
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    May 2011
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    ITT: Discuss your mastubation habits with hundreds of people you don't know, discuss other people discussing their masturbatory habits with hundreds of people they don't know, defend incest, oppose incest or just be an elitist about what year you were born.

    So many things to choose from!
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  8. Post #88
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    June 2008
    19,601 Posts
    Hey, hey. It's not incest if she's a step sister!

    Edited:

    technically

  9. Post #89
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    February 2011
    7,860 Posts
    "Oh, boy. I have footage of my sister and other girls posing naked! Better post it somewhere! People will be so jealous~."

    Edited:

    It's like a hentai story found its way in the real world...
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  10. Post #90
    Facepunch Babysitter
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    July 2009
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    Bet the abortion was none too fun either.
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  11. Post #91
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    October 2006
    1,890 Posts
    I'm not arguing that as much as I might have made it seem. I'm only saying that in the end we're all related and as such incest is basically something everyone does. By definition, no it is not incest to do a 4th cousin. But that doesn't make any sense. You're still related.
    lmao. by definition doesn't make any sense? are you on crack or something. if it doesn't follow the definition then it isn't really true (incest wise). are you trying to justify being attracted to someone you're related to because it sure feels like it.

  12. Post #92
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    October 2009
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    This is facepunch at it's best.

    First page was about the actual article.
    Second page was about how were all related and everyone who frowns upon incest is a hypocrite.
    Third page is about Sanius bitching about openly discussing masturbation.

    Wonder what the fourth page will bring.
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  13. Post #93
    I JERK MY COCK UNTIL IT'S SORE TO MLP RULE 34
    nomad1's Avatar
    July 2010
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    The fourth page will include bans.
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  14. Post #94
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    92 here. I refuse to be clumped with 98s and 99s like that.
    Yeah I honestly think 95-05 is its own "decade".
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  15. Post #95
    As much as incest is frowned upon in the world, you people do realize that we got to such a high population from incest right? Say we started with 1000 people (or 2 if you want to the bibles way), sooner or later we all meet in the middle. Which means somewhere down the line, you're all incest freaks.

    Have fun with that the next time you sleep with your girlfriend/wife and can't stop thinking about just how closely related you really are.
    hey guy did you all know that since adam and eve were the first only humans wouldn't everyone in the planet be the result of incest?!

    LOL xD!

    I'm sorry do I know you?

    And no, no there really isn't. Like it or not, we're all related.
    he's you're 5th cousin 2 times removed. You should know him, you're related.

    This is facepunch at it's best.

    First page was about the actual article.
    Second page was about how were all related and everyone who frowns upon incest is a hypocrite.
    Third page is about Sanius bitching about openly discussing masturbation.

    Wonder what the fourth page will bring.
    More masturbation, then a little religious debating, bans here and there, etc etc.

  16. Post #96
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    January 2010
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    (User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - verynicelady))
    In his defence. It was a Video not a Image.

    Also in response to this article:



















    The joke is no words.
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  17. Post #97
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    December 2011
    1,110 Posts
    well both of these kids lives are officially ruined. Boys going to be a sex offender, and the poor girl is going to be scarred.
    You forgot the unborn child.
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  18. Post #98
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
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    October 2008
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    In his defence. It was a Video not a Image.
    The point of the video is the same.

  19. Post #99
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    June 2007
    1,656 Posts
    This thread is useless without pics.

    (User was banned for this post ("Why reply?" - Starpluck))
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  20. Post #100
    I once worked at a sperm bank, the food was terrible
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    April 2011
    9,092 Posts
    This thread is useless without pics.
    here you go

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  21. Post #101
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    October 2010
    485 Posts
    7 billion people. some are bound to be fucked up. few are unlucky enough to be reported. most live right next door for years, thriving comfortably without care until one day BAM they get exposed. some earlier than others.
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  22. Post #102
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    February 2011
    6,734 Posts
    here you go

    reported for child pornography you sick fuck
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  23. Post #103
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    January 2012
    739 Posts
    Back too the most important discussion of this thread, After I'm finished masturbating I tend to realise how disgusting the porno I am watching is, where before it seemed totally fine and normal.
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  24. Post #104
    Near Invisible Text Mod
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    May 2009
    5,269 Posts
    The fourth page will include bans.
    I'm okay with this
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  25. Post #105
    PINE
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    September 2011
    3,890 Posts
    My steam dutch friend Tree.
    10:50 PM - Lord Minecrafting ~Kiwi~: World's insanity http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1190693
    10:50 PM - Tree (1): Holy fuck
    10:50 PM - Tree (1): That was fucking HERE
    10:50 PM - Tree (1): BREDA
    10:50 PM - Tree (1): WHY
    10:50 PM - Lord Minecrafting ~Kiwi~: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    10:51 PM - Lord Minecrafting ~Kiwi~: http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/1012/Nederlan...-zwanger.dhtml
    10:51 PM - Tree (1): THAT IS M COUNTRY
    10:51 PM - Tree (1): NOW I AM LOSING HOPE
    10:51 PM - Lord Minecrafting ~Kiwi~: Another sensationalist news headline.
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  26. Post #106
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    Recurracy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,516 Posts
    What a stupid post
    You should get rid of that

    Edited:

    Just read in the newspapers that the kid will receive psychological treatment, he's 16 now
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  27. Post #107
    Motherfuckers's Avatar
    January 2012
    739 Posts
    Enjoy your new title Jurikuer
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  28. Post #108
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    MegaErathia's Avatar
    July 2006
    1,351 Posts
    Niccccccccccccccce.

    No seriously, all nationals from my country are over-sexed little kids. It's annoying, was bound to happen.

  29. Post #109
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    February 2009
    926 Posts
    That's some Game of Thrones shit right there.

  30. Post #110
    [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacos"]Tacos![/URL][/B]
    Jurikuer's Avatar
    April 2008
    5,450 Posts
    Enjoy your new title Jurikuer
    Wow what the fuck is this shit? Why the hell do I get this fucking title? Way to be mature guys...fucking dicks.

    And how the fuck did Motherfuckers change my title? Isn't that only for mods? Geez...I only ever pointed out that we're all related ffs.
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  31. Post #111
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    August 2010
    22,376 Posts
    Wow what the fuck is this shit? Why the hell do I get this fucking title? Way to be mature guys...fucking dicks.

    And how the fuck did Motherfuckers change my title? Isn't that only for mods? Geez...I only ever pointed out that we're all related ffs.
    You started it, you deal with the consequences. And way to be mature and call us dicks right afterwards.

    As for your other question, check the store, link's at the top.
    Either change it yourself to something less hilarious or man up and deal with it.
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  32. Post #112
    Dennab
    July 2009
    7,650 Posts
    Wow what the fuck is this shit? Why the hell do I get this fucking title? Way to be mature guys...fucking dicks.

    And how the fuck did Motherfuckers change my title? Isn't that only for mods? Geez...I only ever pointed out that we're all related ffs.
    No one is related, jesus christ. How are you gonna say that I, a white guy, am related to a black guy or an asian girl.

    Sure millions of years ago we were "related" but for fucks sake.

  33. Post #113
    [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacos"]Tacos![/URL][/B]
    Jurikuer's Avatar
    April 2008
    5,450 Posts
    You started it, you deal with the consequences. And way to be mature and call us dicks right afterwards.

    As for your other question, check the store, link's at the top.
    Either change it yourself to something less hilarious or man up and deal with it.
    I never once attacked anyone. I never once insulted anyone. I only used the forum to share my thoughts as is the purpose of said forum. By doing so I was attacked and then insulted. I think you can man up and take being called a dick a little more lightly.

    And I'm not paying money to a forum who condones this kind of BS labelling.

    BTW. The store says "Change a friends title". Clearly I'm not his friend...
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  34. Post #114
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    August 2010
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    I never once attacked anyone. I never once insulted anyone.
    *cough*
    Which means somewhere down the line, you're all incest freaks.

    I think you can man up and take being called a dick a little more lightly.
    Granted, it's hard to convey this sort of stuff over the internet but I'm perfectly calm.
    I'm more occupied with smiling at how you're getting so pissy about a title.

    And I'm not paying money to a forum who condones this kind of BS labelling.
    Then your best bet is to stop complaining about your title and just live with it, yo.

    BTW. The store says "Change a friends title". Clearly I'm not his friend...
    Can't imagine why.
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  35. Post #115
    8==== ===== ===== ===== ===D
    Dennab
    April 2008
    4,831 Posts
    That's bad and all but uh perhaps the videos could be posted for um evidence

  36. Post #116
    If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
    Liem's Avatar
    November 2011
    7,046 Posts
    92 here. I refuse to be clumped with 98s and 99s like that.
    97", Keep me the fuck away from that age group.
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  37. Post #117
    TCB
    I AM A FIRE LORD
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    December 2009
    9,175 Posts
    oh god Jurikuer its time to stop posting about incest okay

  38. Post #118
    [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacos"]Tacos![/URL][/B]
    Jurikuer's Avatar
    April 2008
    5,450 Posts
    *cough*




    Granted, it's hard to convey this sort of stuff over the internet but I'm perfectly calm.
    I'm more occupied with smiling at how you're getting so pissy about a title.


    Then your best bet is to stop complaining about your title and just live with it, yo.


    Can't imagine why.
    The incest freaks line was supposed to be an unfunny joke. I didn't think anyone would actually take it to heart and be offended by that. But whatever, you're right. Might as well man up and accept the consequences...

    oh god Jurikuer its time to stop posting about incest okay
    I'm not posting about it, I'm posting about the title I that was charitably bestowed upon me.
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  39. Post #119
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    August 2010
    22,376 Posts
    The incest freaks line was supposed to be an unfunny joke. I didn't think anyone would actually take it to heart and be offended by that. But whatever, you're right. Might as well man up and accept the consequences...
    Cheer up, we probably have people with more embarrassing titles somewhere around here.
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  40. Post #120
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    October 2010
    485 Posts
    im growing to love this place lol
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