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    Meet Charles Marshall, a 28-year-old Cincinnati gentleman with a penchant for masturbating with teddy bears in public.

    No, when Marshall was recently arrested at a health clinic after staffers noticed him giving his tallywhacker the teddy treatment in an alley, it was not the first time. It wasn't even the second time. Or the third.

    This marks the fourth occasion that Marshall has been cited for getting down and dirty with a stuffed animal in public, thus putting to rest any speculation it was all some deviant viral marketing for Mark Wahlberg's new bear-buddy movie, Ted.

    The police report even notes that Marshall's proclivity for stuffing his pecker in Paddington Bear "has been an ongoing problem." Marshall, apparently, likes to mix his plushophilia with exhibitionism, a recipe for run-ins with the law and your picture spread all over the internet with headlines like, "Man arrested for having sex with teddy bear." If only he could be content taking Fozzie Bear to poundtown in the privacy of his own home, none of this would have happened.

    The Smoking Gun has the details on his previous arrests; The Daily Mail notes one lingering question that has not, and maybe should not, be answered:

    It is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.
    http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-...ddy-bear-again
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    One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
    AJisAwesome15's Avatar
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    for the love of god why does everyone's mugshot look SO awful
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    for the love of god why does everyone's mugshot look SO awful
    Only ugly people get arrested
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    Dennab
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    for the love of god why does everyone's mugshot look SO awful
    I beg to differ.





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    RAPISTS ARE OPPRESSED
    mobrockers2's Avatar
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    I beg to differ.


    That does not look good.
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    for the love of god why does everyone's mugshot look SO awful
    to be fair I don't think anyone was expecting the guy who fucks teddy bears in public to be a dashing, handsome man
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    Only ugly people get arrested
    Looks like you're next then

        sorry    
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    I beg to differ.
    How could you forget about BILL GATES

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    for the love of god why does everyone's mugshot look SO awful
    shitty cameras, shitty angles, shitty lighting
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    August 2005
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    Remember that guy who I think hid drugs in his ass?
    He had a huge smile, as if he was higher than a cloud.
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    That does not look good.
    Nothing Alcohol can't fix.
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    Is that Ainsley?
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    Is that Ainsley?
    It's Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather.
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    Don't lose your way
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    Won't someone think about the stuffed animals instead of mugshots?!

    THINK ABOUT THE STUFFED ANIMALS!
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    Is that Ainsley?

    Lets see...






    Yup, that's totally him. No doubt.
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    Lets see...






    Yup, that's totally him. No doubt.
    Huh? What's Will Smith got to do with this?
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    Please waste more of your money changing this title again.
    Gmod4ever's Avatar
    August 2005
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    article posted:
    If only he could be content taking Fozzie Bear to poundtown in the privacy of his own home, none of this would have happened.
    GOD DAMN IT! I don't need those fucking visuals!

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  19. Post #19
    equalize, distort, equalize
    healthpoint's Avatar
    March 2007
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    I beg to differ.





    The black guy looks pretty good.

    But that woman...
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    taking Fozzie Bear to poundtown
    PFHAHAHAHAHA
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    That article's writing was damn hilarious.
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    Is that Ainsley?
    No, it's professional boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr.

    and I hate him

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    OFFICIAL DEAN of MAX PAYNE
    Dennab
    July 2009
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    The teddy bear must have seduced him.

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    Dennab
    June 2012
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    I beg to differ.
    It's funny because he gets payed to get his face beat the fuck up and vice versa apparently
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    One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
    AJisAwesome15's Avatar
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    Huh? What's Will Smith got to do with this?
    are you blind, that's obviously morgan freeman

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    president obama got arrested??
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    president obama got arrested??
    That's bill cosby
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    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
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    Gary Motherfucking Coleman
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    8==== ===== ===== ===== ===D
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    Am I the only one who read the title as "Obi Wan Arrested for Having Sex With a Teddy Bear... Again?"

    Made me wonder if I had missed some scenes from Star Wars..
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    Am I the only one who read the title as "Obi Wan Arrested for Having Sex With a Teddy Bear... Again?"

    Made me wonder if I had missed some scenes from Star Wars..
    After Episode 3 he takes a vacation on Endor
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    giving his tallywhacker the teddy treatment in an alley

    getting down and dirty with a stuffed animal in public

    deviant viral marketing for Mark Wahlberg's new bear-buddy movie, Ted.

    proclivity for stuffing his pecker in Paddington Bear

    taking Fozzie Bear to poundtown

    It is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.
    seriously
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    Am I the only one who read the title as "Obi Wan Arrested for Having Sex With a Teddy Bear... Again?"

    Made me wonder if I had missed some scenes from Star Wars..
    I actually just went to this thread to say the exact same thing. I like double-taked at the title.

  34. Post #34
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    it's totally a blacker LL Cool J
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  35. Post #35
    RAPISTS ARE OPPRESSED
    mobrockers2's Avatar
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    it's totally a blacker LL Cool J
    That's what I though.

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    April 2012
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    It looks as if he's having an orgasm in that mugshot.

    thus putting to rest any speculation it was all some deviant viral marketing for Mark Wahlberg's new bear-buddy movie, Ted.
    If that were true, how would they promote Pirahna 3DD?
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    January 2010
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    I beg to differ.




    i suddenly want to be this person right now because he looks so content and happy even when he's in jail
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    World's Okayest Comic Guy
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    Tupac ?
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    I said this once and I'll say it again

    Some of the weirdest news comes from my damn state
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