1. Post #481
    I have a raging boner right now
    Mr.Campin's Avatar
    August 2010
    340 Posts
    This is why paint brushes should stay away from Chernobyl.
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  2. Post #482
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    December 2009
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    For a mere ten points you, yes YOU can adopt this lovely feline! Buy now! There's only one available. Once someone snaps it up, it's off the market forever! Make your purchase now!


    what is this i don't even


    Also, the artist behind this masterpiece can't take criticism in the slightest. Sounds like someone else we know. I'll share just because I want to help make this thread as horrid as possible.


    There's more, but my brain can't take it. And I'm too lazy to copy the rest.
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  3. Post #483
    $$ ask me about drawing MLP porn requests $$
    Detlef's Avatar
    September 2010
    13,376 Posts
    ok not even I would adopt that
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  4. Post #484
    Nimhster's Avatar
    April 2009
    656 Posts
    Also, the artist behind this masterpiece can't take criticism in the slightest. Sounds like someone else we know. I'll share just because I want to help make this thread as horrid as possible.

    {Big image of critiques and a raging artist.}

    There's more, but my brain can't take it. And I'm too lazy to copy the rest.
    I've stumbled across many users who are like that. It's hopeless trying to give them honest critique.
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  5. Post #485
    Dr. Evilcop's Avatar
    May 2011
    2,999 Posts
    In about 45 minutes in C#, I created a deviantArt account bot, that registers deviantArt accounts with a random username and password, generates a random email from one of three of my personal mailinator aliases, and then registers an account.

    Now I need to write a bot that will go through and verify all of them. Sounds hard, but actually isn't (Mailinator has pop3)

    Edited:

    This is why you use captchas people
    I think we should write a program that randomly generates badly drawn art (or we could do the easy thing and make modern art), and see how popular the bots get.
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  6. Post #486
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    March 2005
    2,410 Posts
    I think we should write a program that randomly generates badly drawn art (or we could do the easy thing and make modern art), and see how popular the bots get.
    Could be done with sprite art. Make it shit out "comics" by forming them using a prebuilt library of sprites and lines of dialogue.
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  7. Post #487
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    December 2009
    2,970 Posts
    I've stumbled across many users who are like that. It's hopeless trying to give them honest critique.
    I've seen a couple, too. I don't see why they're so sensitive to being told how to improve.
    I mean, the worst I've ever responded to criticism was delete a picture when somebody told me it was bad. (And trust me, it was baaaaaaaaaaaaad.)

    I think we should write a program that randomly generates badly drawn art (or we could do the easy thing and make modern art), and see how popular the bots get.
    Or make it put random filters on That Cat, Harold and Ainsley.

    Edit: I like the comics idea more.

    ---
    On a lighter note, rorosilky5's gallery is a goldmine.

    I really don't know what to say to this. I already used up my obligatory "what is this i don't even" in my previous post.


    dat nose


    And finally, I give you "Oh my Sexy Sexy Petunia.."
    WARNING! Contains "Sexual Themes" according to the dA Mature Content Filter. Hide your wife, children, and pets, this might be NSFW.

    Mmm. That's some sexy stuff right there.
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  8. Post #488
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    February 2010
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    Okay, you got me.

    What is it...
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  9. Post #489
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    December 2005
    6,058 Posts
    For a mere ten points you, yes YOU can adopt this lovely feline! Buy now! There's only one available. Once someone snaps it up, it's off the market forever! Make your purchase now!

    what is this i don't even


    Also, the artist behind this masterpiece can't take criticism in the slightest. Sounds like someone else we know. I'll share just because I want to help make this thread as horrid as possible.


    There's more, but my brain can't take it. And I'm too lazy to copy the rest.
    Has to be a troll account.
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  10. Post #490
    Krinkels's Avatar
    March 2011
    3,552 Posts
    You typed your post ("has to be a troll account.") in the quote.
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  11. Post #491
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    December 2009
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    It took me ten minutes to realize that he did that.
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  12. Post #492
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    JustGman's Avatar
    December 2005
    6,058 Posts
    It took me ten minutes to realize that he did that.
    it took me krinkels to figure it out
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  13. Post #493
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    February 2010
    4,844 Posts
    Fluffy was never the same after the steam roller incident...
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  14. Post #494
    dai
    "arte"
    dai's Avatar
    February 2006
    26,273 Posts
    because the old master painters never used refs for their stuff, nop not at all

    Edited:

    just lost all my respect for leonardo davinci

    Edited:

    what a noob lol, I can draw all my kawaii animes without ref








    a recent trend starting with the picasso one
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  15. Post #495
    Here's to giving Garry Newman more money.
    Chaplin's Avatar
    August 2011
    5,169 Posts
    Oh god how can people be so stupid
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  16. Post #496
    dai
    "arte"
    dai's Avatar
    February 2006
    26,273 Posts
    Oh god how can people be so stupid
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  17. Post #497
    Oh god how can people be so stupid
    poe's law
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  18. Post #498
    Pbox's Avatar
    November 2011
    531 Posts
    i think this one's the same as seeing a homeless dude and going out to apply for a job because you don't want to end up like them
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  19. Post #499
    Lmao Pics Authority Jesus
    Dennab
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    a recent trend starting with the picasso one
    I have never been this fucking angry at the internet.

    Fuck you. Fuck all of you.
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  20. Post #500
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    February 2008
    3,399 Posts
    I have never been this fucking angry at the internet.

    Fuck you. Fuck all of you.
    Searching "you're welcome":






    In other words, you're welcome.
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  21. Post #501
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    February 2011
    203 Posts




    Man FUCK OCs
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  22. Post #502
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    November 2008
    5,279 Posts
    Good lord I love the newest section.
    Apparently this was a request?

    Hey I got an idea, let's just take a picture of my screen!

    Ugh... Leave the Phantasy Star characters IN Phantasy Star.
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  23. Post #503
    I always get my pictures from "newest" too. It's like a goddamn sewage pipe that also spits out clowns, a never-ending, hilarious supply of shit.
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  24. Post #504
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    October 2010
    10,241 Posts
    Well, to be fair, he's a bit right on the personality part. If I'm not mistaken he had a extremely right-wing mentality and even supported Franco's dictatorship.

    That doesn't mean everything else about him is subsequently bad, though, on the contrary, from Fantasia's Destino to his pet anteater he has done a lot of cool stuff.
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  25. Post #505
    dai
    "arte"
    dai's Avatar
    February 2006
    26,273 Posts
    are you guys taking the famous old painter confessions seriously? They're parodies on how people would act about them, not actual annoying opinions about them

    that's why the last one has that "new level of stupid" gif attached to it, it was a slight at dumb confessions
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  26. Post #506
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    December 2007
    11,827 Posts

    Man FUCK OCs
    Also, this is a trace of Slipstream.
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  27. Post #507
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    September 2010
    187 Posts
    There's more, but my brain can't take it. And I'm too lazy to copy the rest.
    People who put up resistance to constructive criticism like this are clearly emotionally damaged. You shouldn't waste your time with it, I don't think.

    Also: http://deviantartsecret.deviantart.com/ Fun read if you know what i mean
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  28. Post #508
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    December 2009
    2,970 Posts
    People who put up resistance to constructive criticism like this are clearly emotionally damaged. You shouldn't waste your time with it, I don't think.

    Also: http://deviantartsecret.deviantart.com/ Fun read if you know what i mean
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  29. Post #509
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    August 2009
    12,424 Posts
    Need some Juliet Juliet shit going here
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  30. Post #510
    That's fucking charming isn't it? Announcing your best friend's deepest secret online for hundreds of people to see.
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  31. Post #511
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    Kirbunny431's Avatar
    December 2009
    2,970 Posts
    They only go downhill from there.


    Are you deluded or something? You're just really picky, sweetcheeks.


    Sounds like most of FP.


    Oh hai, Haruhi.


    Dear God.
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  32. Post #512
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    December 2005
    6,058 Posts

    I don't believe my commentary is neccessary for this one.
    "i dont need any friends, my sparkledog OCs are real to me"
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  33. Post #513
    Here's to giving Garry Newman more money.
    Chaplin's Avatar
    August 2011
    5,169 Posts
    I cannot lead an ordinary life. Gotham needs me.
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  34. Post #514
    As a wise man once said: Never ask Fatfatfatty for computer advice
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    March 2009
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    That's fucking charming isn't it? Announcing your best friend's deepest secret online for hundreds of people to see.
    Absolutely fucking despicable
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  35. Post #515
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    December 2009
    2,970 Posts
    You know, I have a sneaking suspsicion that



    and



    are talking about each other.

    Look! Even the "favorite colors" match up!
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  36. Post #516
    ADT
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    January 2010
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    bohoo

    cry me a river son
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  37. Post #517
    Rust Customer Helpdesk - leave a message on my profile!
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    September 2005
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  38. Post #518
    Better Than Jacknife
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    December 2009
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  39. Post #519
    Here's to giving Garry Newman more money.
    Chaplin's Avatar
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  40. Post #520
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