[Mr.Campin]

Quinnjdq posted:

This is why paint brushes should stay away from Chernobyl.

[Kirbunny431]

For a mere ten points you, yes YOU can adopt this lovely feline! Buy now! There's only one available. Once someone snaps it up, it's off the market forever! Make your purchase now!


what is this i don't even


Also, the artist behind this masterpiece can't take criticism in the slightest. Sounds like someone else we know. I'll share just because I want to help make this thread as horrid as possible.


There's more, but my brain can't take it. And I'm too lazy to copy the rest.

[Detlef]

ok not even I would adopt that

[Nimhster]

Kirbunny431 posted:

Also, the artist behind this masterpiece can't take criticism in the slightest. Sounds like someone else we know. I'll share just because I want to help make this thread as horrid as possible.

{Big image of critiques and a raging artist.}

There's more, but my brain can't take it. And I'm too lazy to copy the rest.

I've stumbled across many users who are like that. It's hopeless trying to give them honest critique.

[Dr. Evilcop]

supersnail11 posted:

In about 45 minutes in C#, I created a deviantArt account bot, that registers deviantArt accounts with a random username and password, generates a random email from one of three of my personal mailinator aliases, and then registers an account.

Now I need to write a bot that will go through and verify all of them. Sounds hard, but actually isn't (Mailinator has pop3)

Edited:

This is why you use captchas people

I think we should write a program that randomly generates badly drawn art (or we could do the easy thing and make modern art), and see how popular the bots get.

[Pixelnator]

Dr. Evilcop posted:

I think we should write a program that randomly generates badly drawn art (or we could do the easy thing and make modern art), and see how popular the bots get.

Could be done with sprite art. Make it shit out "comics" by forming them using a prebuilt library of sprites and lines of dialogue.

[Kirbunny431]

Nimhster posted:

I've stumbled across many users who are like that. It's hopeless trying to give them honest critique.

I've seen a couple, too. I don't see why they're so sensitive to being told how to improve.
I mean, the worst I've ever responded to criticism was delete a picture when somebody told me it was bad. (And trust me, it was baaaaaaaaaaaaad.)

Dr. Evilcop posted:

I think we should write a program that randomly generates badly drawn art (or we could do the easy thing and make modern art), and see how popular the bots get.

Or make it put random filters on That Cat, Harold and Ainsley.

Edit: I like the comics idea more.

---
On a lighter note, rorosilky5's gallery is a goldmine.

I really don't know what to say to this. I already used up my obligatory "what is this i don't even" in my previous post.


dat nose


And finally, I give you "Oh my Sexy Sexy Petunia.."
WARNING! Contains "Sexual Themes" according to the dA Mature Content Filter. Hide your wife, children, and pets, this might be NSFW.

Mmm. That's some sexy stuff right there.

[MangoJuice]

Okay, you got me.

What is it...

[JustGman]

Kirbunny431 posted:

For a mere ten points you, yes YOU can adopt this lovely feline! Buy now! There's only one available. Once someone snaps it up, it's off the market forever! Make your purchase now!

what is this i don't even


Also, the artist behind this masterpiece can't take criticism in the slightest. Sounds like someone else we know. I'll share just because I want to help make this thread as horrid as possible.


There's more, but my brain can't take it. And I'm too lazy to copy the rest.

Has to be a troll account.

[Krinkels]

JustGman posted:

You typed your post ("has to be a troll account.") in the quote.

[Kirbunny431]

It took me ten minutes to realize that he did that.

[JustGman]

Kirbunny431 posted:

It took me ten minutes to realize that he did that.

it took me krinkels to figure it out

[MangoJuice]

Quinnjdq posted:

Fluffy was never the same after the steam roller incident...

[daijitsu]

Detlef posted:

because the old master painters never used refs for their stuff, nop not at all

Edited:

just lost all my respect for leonardo davinci

Edited:

what a noob lol, I can draw all my kawaii animes without ref

a recent trend starting with the picasso one

[Chaplin]

Oh god how can people be so stupid

[daijitsu]

Chaplin posted:

Oh god how can people be so stupid

[latin_geek]

Chaplin posted:

Oh god how can people be so stupid

poe's law

[Pbox]

daijitsu posted:

i think this one's the same as seeing a homeless dude and going out to apply for a job because you don't want to end up like them

[Sardonus]

daijitsu posted:

a recent trend starting with the picasso one

I have never been this fucking angry at the internet.

Fuck you. Fuck all of you.

[EmperorVagak]

Sardonus posted:

I have never been this fucking angry at the internet.

Fuck you. Fuck all of you.

Searching "you're welcome":






In other words, you're welcome.

[Midget576]

Man FUCK OCs

[Reno360]

Good lord I love the newest section.
Apparently this was a request?

Hey I got an idea, let's just take a picture of my screen!

Ugh... Leave the Phantasy Star characters IN Phantasy Star.

[Hatley]

I always get my pictures from "newest" too. It's like a goddamn sewage pipe that also spits out clowns, a never-ending, hilarious supply of shit.

[Jorori]

daijitsu posted:

Well, to be fair, he's a bit right on the personality part. If I'm not mistaken he had a extremely right-wing mentality and even supported Franco's dictatorship.

That doesn't mean everything else about him is subsequently bad, though, on the contrary, from Fantasia's Destino to his pet anteater he has done a lot of cool stuff.

[daijitsu]

are you guys taking the famous old painter confessions seriously? They're parodies on how people would act about them, not actual annoying opinions about them

that's why the last one has that "new level of stupid" gif attached to it, it was a slight at dumb confessions

[Ray-The-Sun]

Midget576 posted:

Man FUCK OCs

Also, this is a trace of Slipstream.

[Artisticpolo]

Kirbunny431 posted:

There's more, but my brain can't take it. And I'm too lazy to copy the rest.

People who put up resistance to constructive criticism like this are clearly emotionally damaged. You shouldn't waste your time with it, I don't think.

Also: http://deviantartsecret.deviantart.com/ Fun read if you know what i mean

[Kirbunny431]

Artisticpolo posted:

People who put up resistance to constructive criticism like this are clearly emotionally damaged. You shouldn't waste your time with it, I don't think.

Also: http://deviantartsecret.deviantart.com/ Fun read if you know what i mean

[KommradKommisar]

Need some Juliet Juliet shit going here

[Hatley]

Kirbunny431 posted:

That's fucking charming isn't it? Announcing your best friend's deepest secret online for hundreds of people to see.

[Kirbunny431]

They only go downhill from there.


Are you deluded or something? You're just really picky, sweetcheeks.


Sounds like most of FP.


Oh hai, Haruhi.


Dear God.

[JustGman]

Kirbunny431 posted:

I don't believe my commentary is neccessary for this one.

"i dont need any friends, my sparkledog OCs are real to me"

[Chaplin]

Kirbunny431 posted:

I cannot lead an ordinary life. Gotham needs me.

[Fatfatfatty]

Hatley posted:

That's fucking charming isn't it? Announcing your best friend's deepest secret online for hundreds of people to see.

Absolutely fucking despicable

[Kirbunny431]

You know, I have a sneaking suspsicion that



and



are talking about each other.

Look! Even the "favorite colors" match up!

[ADT]

bohoo

cry me a river son

[Rusty100]

[Minimole]

[Chaplin]

[Archimedes]

Minimole posted:

:'(