1. Post #1
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
    April 2012
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    I just got my tablet, and for practice I decided to make an interactive. I'm not good with it yet, obviously.



    You wake up inside of a grey jail cell. At least you guess it's a jail cell. Nearby, there is a hatch and a window that has 5 bars. The walls are cracked and weak, plus there is a sign of blood. Using your detective skills it seems that someone's head was banged against it. There is a wall to the left of you, but there is more room to the right.

    Unlike other interactives you remember everything about your life. The last thing you remember was falling to sleep on February 8th, then you woke up here. You have no idea how you got here.

    But for the sake of the interactive WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
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    December 2011
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    Hmmm.............

    Possibly you go by the name of Richard L. Klein?


    (man im bad at making original names)

  3. Post #3
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
    April 2012
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    Richard L. Klein? Hmm, reasonable enough. You expected something like Buttlicker, but a real name? Sure.



    Now, to figure out how to get out of here.
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  4. Post #4
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    2 or 3 of the bars on the window look weak, with enough strength you might be able to atleast bend them so you can squeeze out.

  5. Post #5
    catfish's Avatar
    July 2010
    110 Posts
    > put shoe on head
    > look at the other 3 walls of the room, the ceiling, and floor

  6. Post #6
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
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    You figure that since two bars in the window are weak, you decide to try and bend them to squeeze out. You can't. These are steel bars we are talking about here, you can't just bend them. You need some kind of object to pry them open. Still, not giving up you try again. Suddenly a fucking black guy appears out of the dark room and scares the shit out of you. You fall backwards on your ass.



    "Daww, shit sorry man. I just noticed that someone was alive in here, and well got a bit excited. Who are you?"

    On the ground there seems to be a broken piece of a bar. The roof is covered with long florescent lights.
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  7. Post #7
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    September 2010
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    >Pick up pumpkin.
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  8. Post #8
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
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    What pumpkin?

    but wrong interactive lardass
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  9. Post #9
    MeltingData's Avatar
    September 2010
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    >Ask strong black man if there is one fucking way out of the cell.

  10. Post #10
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    Richard asks the strong black man if there is a, "fucking way out of the cell."

    "Well there's that hatch down there, but it needs a key," He points to it, "The bars here are pretty damaged through. Maybe you can find s- wait you would still be stuck in here. Hmm, why not just break them open anyway, I have no power in my cell. I need some light man."

  11. Post #11
    MeltingData's Avatar
    September 2010
    6,611 Posts
    >Say hello to the pumpkin.
    > Give him broken bar of iron.

  12. Post #12
    Blue and Proud Of It.
    Dennab
    September 2011
    961 Posts
    >Pick up Steel Bar
    >Stab Black Guy with it
    >Guard Comes
    >Stab and take keys

  13. Post #13
    Arkei's Avatar
    July 2010
    585 Posts
    > Attempt to pry open window.

  14. Post #14
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
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    The pumpkin disappears.

    You think of a plan. Maybe if the guards saw me assault another prisoner, they would come in here. I could shank them and escape! You pick up the sharp broken bar, take a look at him and think over your actions. You stab him right in the heart and he falls backwards.

    You forgot to think how there are no security cameras in your cell that you can see, so your actions go unnoticed. Great job asshole. The bar is stored in your inventory.
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  15. Post #15
    MeltingData's Avatar
    September 2010
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    >Kill yourself, Strong Black Man was your only friend.
    >Grab pumpkin before it disapears again.
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  16. Post #16
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
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    The pumpkin is already gone silly.
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  17. Post #17
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    July 2010
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    > look at the other 3 walls of the room, the ceiling, and floor

  18. Post #18
    >look at map

  19. Post #19
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
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    > look at the other 3 walls of the room, the ceiling, and floor
    There is really much to look at, not even enough to draw a separate pictures about.

    The Roof is covered with those long florescent lights with many flies buzzing around them, and there are many cracks. Not much.

    The ground and the walls you can already see in the interactive pictures, so I don't understand that question.

    >look at map


    There isn't much to look at yet, you fill it out as you go. The yellow dot is you, and the dark blue dots are areas where you can exit the room. The dark grey are places that you know exist but you haven't explored them yourself.

  20. Post #20
    MeltingData's Avatar
    September 2010
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    >Do the obvious course of action. Walk over to the right side of the room. Punch any bitches that may be there.

  21. Post #21
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
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    You decide to go to the right readying to punch any bitches that may be there.

    Wow this place is just a fuckheap. Where would you use the bathroom?


  22. Post #22
    Blue and Proud Of It.
    Dennab
    September 2011
    961 Posts
    >Go apeshit on that wall.
    >Find a transexual
    >Have unprotected sex

  23. Post #23
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    January 2010
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    Troll the server.

    Oh wait, it's not THAT kind of jailbreak.
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  24. Post #24
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    July 2011
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    Go back. On the ground where the pumpkin was is a note that I saw. Read it. Maybe it wants you to find it. Hide and seek.

  25. Post #25
    catfish's Avatar
    July 2010
    110 Posts
    Troll the server.

    Oh wait, it's not THAT kind of jailbreak.
    i laughed too hard at this.

    anyways

    >wash blood off yourself with water from leaky pipe

  26. Post #26
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
    April 2012
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    You check the note left behind by the pumpkin.



    Interesting.



    You decide to wash yourself off with the water from the leaky pipe. Well you don't really have anything to put the water on, so you use the note. You wet it and try to clean yourself off.



    Well it sort of worked. You smudged a lot of it around through, and now you are wet. It's getting cold. You store the Wet Note in your inventory. Also, you think about going apeshit on that wall, but you feel that you would rather not break your hands today. That wall is pretty thick.

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  27. Post #27
    MeltingData's Avatar
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    >Go apeshit on the wall anyway. There are dames to be saved!

  28. Post #28
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
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    You decide to go against all the common knowledge you have and you go apeshit on the wall. Wow. It actually worked. The wall isn't as thick as you thought.



    +1 Strength!
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  29. Post #29
    catfish's Avatar
    July 2010
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    > examine the small white object on the floor behind you

  30. Post #30
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
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    > examine the small white object on the floor behind you
    That is a cup.

  31. Post #31
    Jacket's Avatar
    October 2011
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    Look through the hole and see the black guy go crazy on you because he is still alive.

  32. Post #32
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
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    LOOK through the hole? You ain't no pussy. Well you are, but you are eager to escape.

    Damn. This is not a good sight. There is a dead 'guard?' in front of you with a bullet wound to the head.

  33. Post #33
    Skela's Avatar
    September 2010
    892 Posts
    > take his hat
    > trade it for profit
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  34. Post #34
    Take guard's beret. Smash one of the keypad thingies with your metal bar.

  35. Post #35
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
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    You take the guard's b- it's a helmet you douche, but you take it anyway. You then decide for whatever reason to smash the panel with your broken bar. It doesn't work. You need a strength of at least 10 to break it. Not that, that would do anything anyway.



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  36. Post #36
    Dennab
    June 2012
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    What...

  37. Post #37
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
    April 2012
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    What?

  38. Post #38
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    December 2008
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    >Wonder why you're such a fatass if you've been in jail.
    >Work mighty magick and revive the black man.

  39. Post #39
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    Use the wet note's water to short circuit the keypad
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  40. Post #40
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    Use the wet note's water to short circuit the keypad
    ^This^